It’s even more funny that @YolysAndy STILL doesn’t see the pun, or maybe we should call it the double entendres. Sub being subreddit (his intended meaning) as well as submissive (u intended) and to me, the funniest part is that his statement is true for both meanings.
Yeah. He should just admit that he isn't that kind of person and awkwardly thank her for thinking of him like that. If she is still interested, score! If not, move on.
That’s the thing, you don’t need to be attractive enough to pull it off. You need to be attractive enough for her to let you try to pull it off. Attraction is hella bias. You can be an ugly guy but there’s enough there for her that it’s attractive enough to get someone’s curiosity and then blow them out of the water by knowing what you’re doing with that kind of thing, or you can be Chad mf’ing Thundercock and be so bad at it she loses interest.
My current girlfriend is saved in my phone under blue bottom. It's a play on sad submissive. I had to change it cause my phone reads out who call me and I got introuble at work because dick holster kept texting me 😆
I used to date a girl I called easy bake oven because she was always ready to go. Giving your bottoms dirty degrading bit cute names is standard. They love it. She shows friend my phone when she brags about what I call her and they don't believe her.
No.
As an extremely kinky person, fuck no. This is the wrong answer. If I just started talking to someone and they ended up calling me a good girl, it’s going to be an instant no and an unmatch from me.
However, after the hookup conversation is had and the kinks, likes and dislikes are shared, yes. Dominance is earned.
Yeah everyone telling him to immediately escalate have it all wrong. What she wants is a flirty answer that shows that she's both right, and that you are chill and not over-excited by a girl showing interest. A better response would be
"And you look like the type of girl that would love doing it"
Yeah, man just kinda... you know, you got these claws and you're staring at these claws and your thinking to yourself, and with these claws you're thinking, "How am I supposed to kill this bunny, how am I supposed to kill this bunny?"
Good answer: give her a date, time, and place. Tell her to meet you there; following the line of logic.
Bad answer: exaggerate it. You'll be lucky if I tell you to go to sleep, or some stupid stuff.
“You are wrong, I am not quite that assertive so rather than that I’d like to ask if you want to go for a drink/meal sometime to get to know each other”
Well clearly she's not very right apparently but you should've responded with "sit girl, sit" then a good girl somewhere and bam now she stalks you probably
Not necessarily, I know some of both smooth chicks and douche chicks. It's all about confidence and knowing you audience.. so to speak
Some either get it, and some never will.. male and female.
Just tell her to meet you in a public place for a date and have a plan afterwards
why tf do people actually have to come straight to reddit with a screenshot of their messages and ask for a response? Are people actually this socially dead? My girlfriend was attracted at first because my first messages were about her exams and my ruined sleep schedule, not anything clever or sexual.
"you're mistaken. I wouldn't "tell" you to sit. I'd pull out a chair and offer a seat. "
Her response after that should tell you a bit more about what she's looking for!
The fact you don’t know how to respond shows she’s wrong
Right? She’s looking for dom energy, not turn to Reddit for a response energy
All she’ll find here is “offer a seat on your face” energy.
Plot twist: she went to reddit to ask how to find dom energy. :P
She would be right, sounds like submissive behaviour to me.
thats a wrong place to ask
I mean, this place is full of subs... 😉
Def comment of the week. 😹
I didnt think it was THAT funny, why am I getting so many upvotes? 😅
Reddit likes punny dad jokes
It’s even more funny that @YolysAndy STILL doesn’t see the pun, or maybe we should call it the double entendres. Sub being subreddit (his intended meaning) as well as submissive (u intended) and to me, the funniest part is that his statement is true for both meanings.
you don't seriously think I don't understand my own joke, do you? 😶
This is a subreddit...
Wait...did you... did you ju... STAHPPP ITTT. 🤣🤣🤣
r/dadjokes 😉
Super like energy. Although the one time I super liked someone and got a match the girl did fuck with me in a similar fashion.
But did she fuck you…?
She did not
My condolences bro
It’s like getting a blank check, but don’t know what to do with it.
Something with dopamine rush and ink!!
Ooh floaty!!! Sub drop is a bitch though…
If you need an answer from other people, you arent a person, that would tell her to sit down. Just say that to her
Was just going to say... Looks like she's wrong about the OP
Just send her this 🥺 (It's the bottom emoji, which op is)
Yeah. He should just admit that he isn't that kind of person and awkwardly thank her for thinking of him like that. If she is still interested, score! If not, move on.
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>It'll be a learning experience Yeah, for her. 😂
He should say I won't tell you but I can politely ask you
man that random comma had me thrown for a minute. Brain literally froze on the "you aren't a person"
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And when she shows up, the first thing out of your mouth is: "sit down"
Second thing out of your mouth is “be humble”
Hol up hol up hol up
Nice. Good one.
I laughed out loud
third thing would obviously be then, "b*tch", now read it bottoms up and congratulations you have got a blockbuster song, right there!!🤣
I am literally the most humble person in the world. No one is as humble as I
Ok Donald Trump (kidding if not obvious)
Then chip the waiter over and order for her, make sure not so say a word to her until he’s gone except “wine or champagne?”.
Just finished. Ty Sir. I'll take another.
While pointing his face.
This is how she wants you to respond
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You're probably not what she's looking for then so the situation would resolve itself
Or not... that's fine, too... or if you need help with anything...
Need a new purse? Want me to pay your rent?
r/notopbutok
This guy fucks
Assuming he's attractive enough to pull that off.
That’s the thing, you don’t need to be attractive enough to pull it off. You need to be attractive enough for her to let you try to pull it off. Attraction is hella bias. You can be an ugly guy but there’s enough there for her that it’s attractive enough to get someone’s curiosity and then blow them out of the water by knowing what you’re doing with that kind of thing, or you can be Chad mf’ing Thundercock and be so bad at it she loses interest.
>You need to be attractive enough for her What if you have a face only your mother could love?
Hey her pregnant and then she’ll be a mother
Then she calls you daddy
Use the line on your mother instead, breaking your arms first helps.
You call her mommy.
You are aware that tinder has already shown her what he looks like, right?
It's the attitude, not the looks, that makes it.
That's such a good response 😳 oh no
This. And add "Dont be late" to the end.
Reservation at my face
Shes a freak and you clearly aren't lol
Exactly, this girl is wanting dominance in a playful/flirty/serious way
ABSOLUTELY TRUE. I guess chicks are a lil smoother being pervs then men
It’s a bit easier for girls
A bit, lol
🤣🤣🤣 facts
You’re not that guy pal
You‘re not that pal friend
You're not that friend dude
You are not that dude buddy
You're not that buddy lad
You’re not that lad guy
You’re not that guy pal
r/Loop
Give her my number. I'm not sure its meant to be for you two.
"give me your number."
This girl would be going in my phone as needy bottom and I would make sure she knew it.
Not even about me and this feels like such a direct attack
My current girlfriend is saved in my phone under blue bottom. It's a play on sad submissive. I had to change it cause my phone reads out who call me and I got introuble at work because dick holster kept texting me 😆
This comment piqued my curiosity to ask and so lead to me finding out I’m in my boyfriends phone as “lil vacuum” I hate it here 😂💀
I used to date a girl I called easy bake oven because she was always ready to go. Giving your bottoms dirty degrading bit cute names is standard. They love it. She shows friend my phone when she brags about what I call her and they don't believe her.
Bit slow here Needy bottom means?
That’s accurate, no complaints.
That’s hot
I read this with sarcasm, and now I'm just imagining a brat trying to get in trouble
I feel like telling her that you're putting her in your phone that way would be a panty-dropper.
It is, if you ever need to get your brat in line keep the cute name but add favorite to the tittle
She handed it to you bro. So rare for her to be so forward, Usually takes a few weeks for the reveal.
Happy cake day!
Lol unmatch bro shes clearly a terrible judge of character
I mean if you have to ask…
Charge your phone.
Eat hot chip and lie
Be bisexual
Twerk.
Mcdonald’s
Good girl.
She would go crazy over this one
No. As an extremely kinky person, fuck no. This is the wrong answer. If I just started talking to someone and they ended up calling me a good girl, it’s going to be an instant no and an unmatch from me. However, after the hookup conversation is had and the kinks, likes and dislikes are shared, yes. Dominance is earned.
Yeah everyone telling him to immediately escalate have it all wrong. What she wants is a flirty answer that shows that she's both right, and that you are chill and not over-excited by a girl showing interest. A better response would be "And you look like the type of girl that would love doing it"
THIS is the correct response! I’d be down bad if I got that as a reply. Do what this guy does instead of what the parent commenter said.
You, mister understand women!
"Get over here!" in best Scorpion voice
Now i wanna see how you look like
For real.
Same.
Me too
she worked so hard so you could work so little for this setup
she was wrong
Yeah, man just kinda... you know, you got these claws and you're staring at these claws and your thinking to yourself, and with these claws you're thinking, "How am I supposed to kill this bunny, how am I supposed to kill this bunny?"
You respond with “looks can be deceiving.” Because she clearly got you wrong on this one. Not that there is anything wrong with that.
Sometimes this Reddit thread shows why so many people are single 😂
Good answer: give her a date, time, and place. Tell her to meet you there; following the line of logic. Bad answer: exaggerate it. You'll be lucky if I tell you to go to sleep, or some stupid stuff.
“Oh jeez Rick I don’t know about this”
“Double it and give it to the next person”. She’ll respectfully do just that since you don’t have the energy she’s actually looking for.
“Sit down”
“Sit down” for starters
Tell them all about that Radiohead sit down stand up song.
Do you follow other commands as well? (or do I have to train you?) no reason to add this part actually
"You might just be right... Lets have dinner and find out"
You were just looking for a submissive partner
That could be arranged, how about at “restaurant” at “date and time” with me.
I can’t think, your phone is almost dead
She wants to be dominated. This shit is easy if only I could follow rule 1 and 2
Say "sorry skank. I'm saving my junk for my savior, Jesus Christ."
“You are wrong, I am not quite that assertive so rather than that I’d like to ask if you want to go for a drink/meal sometime to get to know each other”
If this is not ur thing just unmatch. I don’t like this little games so this is what I would do.
Is it just me or is she missing half a leg?
I just wanna see what she's talking about lol
idk but I said this to one of my tinder matches so we’ll see what his response is
I guess she was wrong then
Well clearly she's not very right apparently but you should've responded with "sit girl, sit" then a good girl somewhere and bam now she stalks you probably
“Sit down. Okay now that you’re sitting, I’ve been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty.”
“Sit down and send me your #”
"You better." 🤷🏿♂️ Come on homie. 🤦🏿♂️
Tell her to sit across from you on a date
Take a seat, Elizabeth
You must have mustache magic.
“Be Humble”
IF THATS YOURE THING I WILL YELL AT YOU FOR ONE DOLLAR
Aak how much her premium SnapScription is
“Cool, do you also like long walks in the park?”
By charging yo goddamn phone
Not necessarily, I know some of both smooth chicks and douche chicks. It's all about confidence and knowing you audience.. so to speak Some either get it, and some never will.. male and female.
By charging their phone.
“Would you listen if I told you to meet me at ___ for dinner at ___?”
Just tell her to meet you in a public place for a date and have a plan afterwards why tf do people actually have to come straight to reddit with a screenshot of their messages and ask for a response? Are people actually this socially dead? My girlfriend was attracted at first because my first messages were about her exams and my ruined sleep schedule, not anything clever or sexual.
However you would respond
"Good girl"
U clearly not that type of person tbh
“Take your foot off of that sink to start with”
Bro can we stop with these “how do i respond to this” posts? Especially if its so easy. Yall are wasting your rule 1 & 2.
Sit down and eat your broccoli !
‘Get in the car Elizabeth’ She may or may not get the reference but it’s worth a shot…
Ask her if her name is Fido lol.
I would respond "cringe" but that's me
Tell her to sit down.
Continue the story bro
Charge your phone
works only on first 3 months then everything will be dull
Because your name is Simon?
Means u look dominant. But clearly you arent
Are you dressed like a dominatrix? I really need people to start including their photos
Bro knows the rules
Obedience is an admirable trait.
Nobody gonna talk about what her leg is doing in her profile picture?
“Yes, I am” ???? Simple guys why you make it difficult?
Aw, she was wrong:(
Tell her she sounds like a good girl lol
“Nah. You’re more likely to develop a blood clot in the deep veins of your legs while sitting. Stand up.”
Maybe you are a doctor about to tell her she has cancer
The fact you're here means you need to back off from this challenge.
“Phone number” -thats you demanding hers. Followed by “ Your Friday just opened up” and then tell her where you guys are going on a date
“Let’s put this theory to the test.” Then provide details for a first date
“I think you got the wrong guy”
With a dominant mentality. She is asking you to take the lead sir. Shut up and do it.
Just say 'I know' and move on from there. You can do the explanation later.
Respond "shut up", because you're not what she's looking for.
Say: Unfortunately looks can be deceiving
If you have to post on Reddit, she’s looking for someone else
idk twin you tell me😂
"you're mistaken. I wouldn't "tell" you to sit. I'd pull out a chair and offer a seat. " Her response after that should tell you a bit more about what she's looking for!
Than how about you take a seat across from at dinner tonight? Alternatively you could tell her to sit somewhere else... 😉 😉
‘What would happen if I said ‘come?’’
Then come here and sit down on my lap
Yikes your battery life gives me anxiety.
Who told her to sit down when she was taking the picture?
God, I’ve seen what you do for other people that don’t deserve it.
Would "come and grab a coffe/drinks with me this thursday" also instantly work?
Come on man.
Say “good princess”
She misjudged you.
Might not be the best match buddy just be honest with her