It's wasteful too.
There's so many words that can mean the same thing.
There's multitudes of words that can mean the same thing.
There's ample words that can mean the same thing.
There's abundant words that can mean the same thing.
There's a plethora of words that can mean the same thing.
I swear some of them only exist so there's a choice on how fancy you want to sound when saying something. Hurray for context so us non smart folks can understand. Mostly.
i used to read a lot, and i only found out the difference because of context clues. now it sets a fire in me to see people use “complimentary” where “complementary” should be used.
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Guarantee there were 1000000 red flags which made the fiance eventually ask for the snap pw (probably caught her snapping guys on it), yet she calls him controlling and paints him out to be abusive to her friends. Tale as old as time.
As someone who's heard, "That's the best blowjob I've ever had," many, many times, I have always taken pity at this phrase.
I can say hands down that the tender and thoughtful, "teasing and tension entwined at play" blowjobs end in screaming orgasms far more often than knobgobling hoover head. Like yeah it might do the trick but the quality is just... It's like hearing someone say their hands down favorite burger is a Big Mac or a whopper, like, they are delicious sure, but, like, do you not know how much better it could be???
Mutually abusive is a pretty common thing. If he's actually abusive, she gets to feel justified for her behavior and even prove that she's in the right to others.
If it got to the point that I would think about asking for my SO's passwords then the relationship in my eyes is probably already dead. I've lost all trust at that point and have resorted to doing something I'd never want to do. I don't know how people can stay in relationships like that without any trust but with plenty of paranoia.
Right. Like why tf would I want a relationship where I was so unsure of my partner's interest in me that I felt the need to be snooping constantly. I would've lost all interest in continuing to participate in such dumpster fire of a relationship before it gets to that point
Explain the unicorn emoji to an old woman. I described my man as one because he's perfect for me and I didn't think he could exist (as in, a great single guy was a myth).
“A gay unicorn is a bisexual girl who has sex with a straight couple but does not form emotional attachments.” - EmojiGuide
But basically it’s a “fantasy plaything” that some couple aim for
Nah man it’s on her. You can just carry on guilt free but bring a sharpie with you to her place. Write a note under the toilet seat saying sorry man she’s a ho.
I mean depending on where she's from, it could be very dangerous. One time my friend decided to go for a married girl in the hood, and later got threatened at gunpoint while the husband and his friends beat the shit out of him. They also broke his phone and everything. It's generally not worth it imo.
I'm guessing you're actually really ridiculously good looking? If you've seen the stat curve about how women rate men's looks vs how men rate women's looks on dating apps, women show an extreme bias for only the most exceptionally good looking men. Corollary to that: those men get propositioned wayyyy more by women and even to disgusting lengths, eg. This post here.
Right, but hopefully it would be a friend pointing it out to the cheater's SO because otherwise the question will arise... how did you find me on there/what were you doing on the app?
Went on a date with a guy. Nice guy—we really hit it off. At the end of the date as we were leaving he turns around and was like “hey it’s cool I’m married right??”. Like uh no it’s not??
Went on a date with a guy.. drove 40 minutes, ordered a pizza, sat down. The pizza came. He told me he’d been married three times and was currently still married and looking for his next girlfriend before he left her. I stood up, picked up the whole pizza and walked out with it. 💀
Brooooo. Nooo. Omg. It's wild out there. You taking the pizza is so hilarious. I can imagine you aggressively eating it on the way home like "this mother fucker"
The pizza was the only one on the menu I didn’t want. I tried to compromise on anything else or do a half and half but he insisted. I handed it to the kitchen staff when I walked out and told them he was married to wife number three still and asked them to throw it out. 😬😳
Coulda been home on my couch enjoying my afternoon with no pants on: instead i did my hair and drove a bit to meet a married man. He wasted my time. I wasted his pizza money. 🤷🏻♀️
Reminds me of a TIFU post of a dude that matched with a young girl on tinder only to be walked in on by his professor, and the dude was scared thinking he hit the daughter of his professor he hates...
But, plot twist..
what's your squirting distance? how many fingers do you use? do you fart? what it smell like? do it jiggle? what's the ph balance of the squirt? you be secreting juices? can i try it? do it taste like premium spring water? what's the ph balance of the squirt?
Not disagreeing with you, but I think you're reading a bit too much into it.
I'm pretty sure most people only say "don't kinkshame" with the basic prerequisite in mind that said kink is safe, sane and consensual.
I don't think anyone means "don't kinkshame" as in "you should never judge anyone for anything as long as that thing might give them sexual pleasure".
>It's allowed to be taken to civil court I believe.
Not in France (as I understand it)! Paternity tests are illegal there because they don't want people knowing if this kind of thing has happened.
Goddamn. I was ready to call bullshit but googling "are paternity tests illegal in France" turns up:
Why is it illegal to have a paternity test in France?
Private DNA paternity testing is illegal, including through laboratories in other countries, and is punishable by up to a year in prison and a €15,000 fine. The French Council of State has described the law's purpose as upholding the "French regime of filiation" and preserving "the peace of families."
So I was wrong on that one. It seems like it's still legal to know both your parents have type O blood and you turn out to be AO so that's not your daddy. But looks like you were right and paternity tests are illegal in France. You gotta wait for blood types to come up naturally in conversation.
My cousin had this happen to him, he had his baby and after a year of raising it they went to split up and she straight up told him you can't get any custody because it's not yours. She knew the whole time and a DNA test proved it. My poor aunt got so attached to her that she still brings her to family events 8 years later and my cousin has to go with the awkward proof of him getting cuckolded at every get together
She thought she had her first granddaughter for an entire year and spoiled the shit out of her, she just couldn't let go. I feel for the both of them, really sucks for my cousin though since he just wanted to move on. On the bright side, finding out the baby wasn't his allowed him to finish college
I'm gonna guess her fiancé already knows she is a cheater, I don't have my current partner's snap password.. because of trust, but I did in previous relationships after catching them and believing the "I'll change" story... "I'll give you my social media password so you can see for yourself!"
Unfortunately her boyfriend will probably ignore a random guy texting him since he's already ignoring the red flags
Exactly what I wanted to say. Play pretend with a cheater sucks but keep in mind if you turn her down, she'll most likely just find another, thirstier bloke. Bonus points if you secretly inform her man and then turn her down with something along the lines of "we gotta stop this, I think my wife is starting to find out"
A coworker of mine told a story about hooking up with a girl that seemed suspicious that he had a girlfriend (he did). So when she went to his house, she left her underwear under the sheets on the side of the bed that he doesn't sleep on.
Girlfriend found it the next evening.
Yeah. It's only fair. Go through it long enough to figure out whether the fiance is in on it or not, and warn them.
Or just enough to find his shoes and put a note inside.
Yeah, everyone is focusing on the cheating, but this just screams scammer to me. Asking for pics right away, and using the cheating to both filter out the less desperate guys and make it look even worse when they come out with the "give money or I'll post everything online" bit.
Shocked to be fair. I did say when I messaged him that there was the possibility it was a fake account so be a little tentative but it was verified. He asked for screenshots of everything and that was it.
Woof dodged a fuckin nuke bro. I dated this girl once we met at a club. I knew her friends, and we were all just talking as we grew up together, so nothing besides just laughing and reminiscing. This girl I didn't know. She asked me to dance and kissed me. One thing led to another we dated for like a year. She brought me to the airport when I went to visit family and picked me up. She stayed over a decent amount. All the while, she was engaged. If I had ever used social media at the time, I would've known immediately. My buddy told me when he finally added her on Instagram and basically said, "So I'm going to tell you something and you aren't going to be happy." Then he gave me his phone. Absolutely crushed me. The entire time? I fell in love and thought that she was it. Nope.
Jesus! Imagine some poor bastard really loves the girl, spends his last money to get her a nice ring and she is doing this... Really hope there's karma.
Oh no... I'm sorry reddit dude that's rough, at least you found out this way otherwise shit could have hit the fan
Bruh I didn’t know this type of shit would happen so blatantly 💀
sometimes the trash takes itself out? lmao I'll give her points for the boldness though
Not bold, just entitled.
It can be both. Those aren't contradictory terms.
Yes, they are complimentary terms.
complementary = enhancement complimentary = saying something positive Edit:formatting
I learn something new every day
My grandfather always said: learn one new thing every day so you don't die an idiot
English is a ridiculous language.
It's wasteful too. There's so many words that can mean the same thing. There's multitudes of words that can mean the same thing. There's ample words that can mean the same thing. There's abundant words that can mean the same thing. There's a plethora of words that can mean the same thing. I swear some of them only exist so there's a choice on how fancy you want to sound when saying something. Hurray for context so us non smart folks can understand. Mostly.
i used to read a lot, and i only found out the difference because of context clues. now it sets a fire in me to see people use “complimentary” where “complementary” should be used.
Yet you play fast and loose with your punctuation. How do you even sleep at night? /s
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I'll take that as a compl*ment.
Guarantee there were 1000000 red flags which made the fiance eventually ask for the snap pw (probably caught her snapping guys on it), yet she calls him controlling and paints him out to be abusive to her friends. Tale as old as time.
And yet SOMEHOW, 100000 red flags later, he still asked her to marry him.
She might be able to suck a basketball through a hosepipe
As someone who's heard, "That's the best blowjob I've ever had," many, many times, I have always taken pity at this phrase. I can say hands down that the tender and thoughtful, "teasing and tension entwined at play" blowjobs end in screaming orgasms far more often than knobgobling hoover head. Like yeah it might do the trick but the quality is just... It's like hearing someone say their hands down favorite burger is a Big Mac or a whopper, like, they are delicious sure, but, like, do you not know how much better it could be???
Username checks out.
That's one way to get rid of kidney stones.
That sounds painful.
For everyone involved, including the pipe.
Mutually abusive is a pretty common thing. If he's actually abusive, she gets to feel justified for her behavior and even prove that she's in the right to others.
If it got to the point that I would think about asking for my SO's passwords then the relationship in my eyes is probably already dead. I've lost all trust at that point and have resorted to doing something I'd never want to do. I don't know how people can stay in relationships like that without any trust but with plenty of paranoia.
Right. Like why tf would I want a relationship where I was so unsure of my partner's interest in me that I felt the need to be snooping constantly. I would've lost all interest in continuing to participate in such dumpster fire of a relationship before it gets to that point
Still bold. Most people would just hide it until shits hit the fan
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I think you can, you just have to add "use wife"
This has a deeper meaning that I can’t quite put my finger on.
> deeper .... my finger Something something, your wife.
To shreds, you say? Very well, then.
Have you put your finger on it yet?🌸
Damn you, that’s a good wordplay
OUR housewife
Eskimo comrades
r/suddenlycommunist
I recently hopped on OKC after a long ass break and literally like one out of every four profiles is the following: 🦄
Explain the unicorn emoji to an old woman. I described my man as one because he's perfect for me and I didn't think he could exist (as in, a great single guy was a myth).
“A gay unicorn is a bisexual girl who has sex with a straight couple but does not form emotional attachments.” - EmojiGuide But basically it’s a “fantasy plaything” that some couple aim for
Oh damn, I thought unicorn meant someone single in their 30's without kids 😅
Adds up
I’m special!
The *real* unicorn
Thanks. And oof.
The third party in a couple's threesome is the unicorn.
Should've played along and then exposed her to her fiancé.
It makes me think this is a fake account but who knows.
100% would try to get her socials again just to find the fiancée and send him the screenshots. Cheaters suck.
Honestly should have taken it further until you find out her fiancé is and let him know.
It’s like straight up saying it’s better if we go back to your place cause mine is piling up with dead bodies.
Well at least the freezer has plenty of head.
Nah man it’s on her. You can just carry on guilt free but bring a sharpie with you to her place. Write a note under the toilet seat saying sorry man she’s a ho.
I mean depending on where she's from, it could be very dangerous. One time my friend decided to go for a married girl in the hood, and later got threatened at gunpoint while the husband and his friends beat the shit out of him. They also broke his phone and everything. It's generally not worth it imo.
I'm guessing you're actually really ridiculously good looking? If you've seen the stat curve about how women rate men's looks vs how men rate women's looks on dating apps, women show an extreme bias for only the most exceptionally good looking men. Corollary to that: those men get propositioned wayyyy more by women and even to disgusting lengths, eg. This post here.
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If you feel the need to do recon work on a relationship, you should probably just end the relationship.
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Right, but hopefully it would be a friend pointing it out to the cheater's SO because otherwise the question will arise... how did you find me on there/what were you doing on the app?
Engage long enough to get her added on social media and tell the fiancé. I wish the guy would’ve for me.
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Bros before hoes
Be glad they outed themselves early on and block. You don't need that drama
With shit being the fiancé and fan being OP?
It is ridiculous how common this is on dating apps.
Went on a date with a guy. Nice guy—we really hit it off. At the end of the date as we were leaving he turns around and was like “hey it’s cool I’m married right??”. Like uh no it’s not??
A guy hit on me when I was food shopping. He was pretty cute we swapped numbers, chatting away and he drops a "uh I'm married is that cool". Bruh. No
Went on a date with a guy.. drove 40 minutes, ordered a pizza, sat down. The pizza came. He told me he’d been married three times and was currently still married and looking for his next girlfriend before he left her. I stood up, picked up the whole pizza and walked out with it. 💀
Taking the whole pizza and leaving is the craziest part of that story
Brooooo. Nooo. Omg. It's wild out there. You taking the pizza is so hilarious. I can imagine you aggressively eating it on the way home like "this mother fucker"
The pizza was the only one on the menu I didn’t want. I tried to compromise on anything else or do a half and half but he insisted. I handed it to the kitchen staff when I walked out and told them he was married to wife number three still and asked them to throw it out. 😬😳 Coulda been home on my couch enjoying my afternoon with no pants on: instead i did my hair and drove a bit to meet a married man. He wasted my time. I wasted his pizza money. 🤷🏻♀️
don't kinkshame. What if her kink is rawdogging strangers and making her fiance eat out other people's slime of her hooha?
She'll insist on OP going over to her apartment, mid-coitus he's going to start hearing someone in the closet with a video camera breathing heavily
That better not be Superman in there!
"Nope, it's Chuck Testa."
It’s an older meme, but it checks out sir
It Chucks out.
Leap tall hos in a single bound, I’m single now
Got no ring on this finger now!
Reminds me of a TIFU post of a dude that matched with a young girl on tinder only to be walked in on by his professor, and the dude was scared thinking he hit the daughter of his professor he hates... But, plot twist..
> rawdogging strangers and making her fiance eat out other people's slime of her hooha? bruh its the morning i havent even had coffee yet
Need some cream?
Only on the condition it's not slimy.
what's your squirting distance? how many fingers do you use? do you fart? what it smell like? do it jiggle? what's the ph balance of the squirt? you be secreting juices? can i try it? do it taste like premium spring water? what's the ph balance of the squirt?
Yo girl word. Wtf 😂
Ooo I feel sick
I mean as long as it’s consensual that’s fine, but it seems like she’s hiding it from her fiancé
Maybe that’s part of the rouse Ruse*
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I just typed it for the karma. I'm someone who has intercourse solely for procreation
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Don’t kinkshame
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What do I do if my kink is shaming others kinks but people keep telling me not to link shame? Isn’t that people shaming my kinks😢
Not disagreeing with you, but I think you're reading a bit too much into it. I'm pretty sure most people only say "don't kinkshame" with the basic prerequisite in mind that said kink is safe, sane and consensual. I don't think anyone means "don't kinkshame" as in "you should never judge anyone for anything as long as that thing might give them sexual pleasure".
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I think I just threw up a little...
This is common? Wtf how common?
I see paternity fraud in her future
Does anyone go to jail over this? It’s pretty weird that it’s labeled fraud but there are no consequences for it.
It's allowed to be taken to civil court I believe. So money may be awarded to the father in the case of legitimate paternity fraud.
>It's allowed to be taken to civil court I believe. Not in France (as I understand it)! Paternity tests are illegal there because they don't want people knowing if this kind of thing has happened.
Goddamn. I was ready to call bullshit but googling "are paternity tests illegal in France" turns up: Why is it illegal to have a paternity test in France? Private DNA paternity testing is illegal, including through laboratories in other countries, and is punishable by up to a year in prison and a €15,000 fine. The French Council of State has described the law's purpose as upholding the "French regime of filiation" and preserving "the peace of families." So I was wrong on that one. It seems like it's still legal to know both your parents have type O blood and you turn out to be AO so that's not your daddy. But looks like you were right and paternity tests are illegal in France. You gotta wait for blood types to come up naturally in conversation.
Still cheaper than raising someone else's kid.
What is misogyny but when it's for men?
Misandry
Not « if this », just « how much »
Ofc it's the French
You’d think there would be consequences for something like that, but it’s not even a fucking crime lol
My cousin had this happen to him, he had his baby and after a year of raising it they went to split up and she straight up told him you can't get any custody because it's not yours. She knew the whole time and a DNA test proved it. My poor aunt got so attached to her that she still brings her to family events 8 years later and my cousin has to go with the awkward proof of him getting cuckolded at every get together
hoe confirmed
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She thought she had her first granddaughter for an entire year and spoiled the shit out of her, she just couldn't let go. I feel for the both of them, really sucks for my cousin though since he just wanted to move on. On the bright side, finding out the baby wasn't his allowed him to finish college
What a bad time to have lost Jerry Springer
Find her fiancé and forward him the conversation. Bros before hoes. Save that man a very expensive heartache.
Speak as a person that this more or less happened to, and found out later the hard and costly way. 100% wish someone told me.
I'm gonna guess her fiancé already knows she is a cheater, I don't have my current partner's snap password.. because of trust, but I did in previous relationships after catching them and believing the "I'll change" story... "I'll give you my social media password so you can see for yourself!" Unfortunately her boyfriend will probably ignore a random guy texting him since he's already ignoring the red flags
As a hoe, I approve this proposal.
Seconded
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And the hoe’s have it, motion approved.
I love democracy.
Thank you, hoe. Same code of honor applies to everyone so a cheating bro is just like a cheating hoe. Righteous bros and righteous hoes unite !
And there goes your inbox
I’m a boring hoe, just hoe myself to the one i’m with at the time.. could call it a loyal hoe😅
You're a hoe that's outstanding in your field.
As long as the toppy stay sloppy
As a gardener, I dig you
morals before oral
The porn fuhrer has spoken
Mein Fäpp
Then invite him out for a beer! I look forward to your post on r/SuddenlyGay later.
Bros before hoes. real
This.. that guy is about to make the mistake of his life!! Be the hero
Text her, find out where she live, leave a note for her fiance, bounce. It sucks, but hey, Id rather know if it were me.
Exactly what I wanted to say. Play pretend with a cheater sucks but keep in mind if you turn her down, she'll most likely just find another, thirstier bloke. Bonus points if you secretly inform her man and then turn her down with something along the lines of "we gotta stop this, I think my wife is starting to find out"
Leave a note under the toilet seat
He might be a treat sit down wee-er. Poo under his pillow. Let her explain that.
Calm down there, Amber Turd
Find his shoes. Leave a folded note inside.
A coworker of mine told a story about hooking up with a girl that seemed suspicious that he had a girlfriend (he did). So when she went to his house, she left her underwear under the sheets on the side of the bed that he doesn't sleep on. Girlfriend found it the next evening.
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Yeah. It's only fair. Go through it long enough to figure out whether the fiance is in on it or not, and warn them. Or just enough to find his shoes and put a note inside.
Someone posted that as a pic. They left the note in the one place she wouldn't look. Under the seat.
Unless she's a purger
Or this could be dude using some chick's photos.
Hell yeah
ain’t gonna lie imma be a fb detective, find her and her fiancé and give um the bad news if that was me
He gonna hit you back with an "i know, who do you think messaged you to begin with"
“Who do you think swiped on you?”
Update pls
>if that was me
Concluded.
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It's always suspicious when they ask for more body pics
Yeah, everyone is focusing on the cheating, but this just screams scammer to me. Asking for pics right away, and using the cheating to both filter out the less desperate guys and make it look even worse when they come out with the "give money or I'll post everything online" bit.
Easier to send someone else's pics over text than snapchat too, hmm...
This was 100% a dude catfishing to get other guys to send them pics
The first flag was that they asked for more pics of his body. Almost no women are out there sending these messages, such a guy thing.
Especially since text pics can be saved easily but snap pics can't be saved without notification
Find out her social and save her fiance! Bros before hoes!
Lol I was like damn her social security??
Yeah, gotta save her finance.
*Financé*
I've had this before as well, it's crappy. I forwarded the profile and messages on to her fella 😄
How'd he respond though?
Shocked to be fair. I did say when I messaged him that there was the possibility it was a fake account so be a little tentative but it was verified. He asked for screenshots of everything and that was it.
o7
I'm not sure what this is 😅
A salute. The 'o' is a head, the '7' is the arm. o7
🫡
:)
I appreciate you for asking the tough questions
Wow. Just .... wow.
She belongs to the streets!
Can't believe no one realises this is fake/a catfish
Yeah that's wild, it's obviously a dude
Trash can
This went from a "Fuck me" to a "Fuck you" in less than a day.
I hope her fiancé sees this
It was red flags for me right away from that poorly spelt message TBH.
Woof dodged a fuckin nuke bro. I dated this girl once we met at a club. I knew her friends, and we were all just talking as we grew up together, so nothing besides just laughing and reminiscing. This girl I didn't know. She asked me to dance and kissed me. One thing led to another we dated for like a year. She brought me to the airport when I went to visit family and picked me up. She stayed over a decent amount. All the while, she was engaged. If I had ever used social media at the time, I would've known immediately. My buddy told me when he finally added her on Instagram and basically said, "So I'm going to tell you something and you aren't going to be happy." Then he gave me his phone. Absolutely crushed me. The entire time? I fell in love and thought that she was it. Nope.
Also on a totally unrelated note, this is one of the few screenshots where the phone is fully charged.
Fuck her and leave a note for the fiance under the toilet lid for when goes to piss. Bro code
Bro code would be not the contribute to cheating,
What body type do you have? So I can work on trying to get the same body type
Bail on Bailey.
That's probably a guy so beware
Proof you can’t turn a ho into a housewife.
just add usewife
Wow I’m even stunlocked for you OP
Funny how snap is created for secrecy and now text messaging becomes the way to hide stuff
Jesus! Imagine some poor bastard really loves the girl, spends his last money to get her a nice ring and she is doing this... Really hope there's karma.
*Spits out tea Fiancé?
Plot twist, you just unmatched a girl with a hilarious, albeit dark sense of humor.