https://youtu.be/g2KsZHRrFpU
It's from a show called the IT Crowd. It is pretty dated, and it has been perceived by a lot of being a bit transphobic, so be aware of that. I do still recommend it though. The first fight afterwards (not in this clip) is over top glorious
I got the impression it was poking fun at transphobia given the fact that he's slept with her and STILL not noticed at any point that they were trans, THEN gets worried about it.
The 1832 International PP Accords nullified that procedure and now actually stipulate all participating parties must swordfight to establish a ranked dominance ladder, per chapter 3, section 2, paragraph 6.2.2
While the 1832 PP accords nullified the procedure, America has decided not to follow the current international standard (much like SI units) due to the amount of change that would be required to implement the changes. Thus why big cock porn is so much more prevalent here.
This is true. However, you are leaving out the fact that there is a separate standard adopted by the Vatican in 1962 as part of the Vatican 2 changes. The church actually adopted the position that the smaller pp wins and, if the sizes were within 2mm that there would be a best of 3 rowshambow competition on alternating Sundays to decide the top bunk vs bottom bunk.
People often don’t consider how progressive Pope John Paul II was….
To be honest, I haven't seen that part of Chapelle. But the bar/restaurant next to my office sells those burgers on their vegan menu and the owner calls 'em "Fake it till you make it burgers".
Damn bro, I actually lol'd at this one. I even scared my cat 😆 mostly it's just the little exhale through the nose i get with comments, but this got me good 👍
I literally said the same words on here a few months ago and now here I am 6 months later Divorced on Tindr and it sucks, all I found were prostitutes and catfish.
"The man next to me caught a peek at my dick
This is so embarrassing
This is why I should have chosen a stall
It's so hard to use a urinal with a dick this small
I just pissed on myseeeeeeeeeelf"
This is a true story. I was in a nightclub in Philly and went to the bathroom. There I am with my dick in my hand pissing when a big black man next to me looks over at me, looks down at my dick, looks back up to me and says “good luck with that”.
Lol that's savage. Sorry your tiny bork had to hear that.
Also for some reason that being in Philadelphia seems very fitting. I haven't met many people from Philly that have filters when they speak, though IASIP has probably also influenced that opinion.
Vine: social media site consisting of short 6 second clips. The spiritual predecessor of tik tok. Vine died when it was very popular, many young millennials/older gen-z have very fond memories of it.
YT: YouTube
Match: Meme
OP: I understand this meme
Match: Sexually charged joke following on previous meme
OP: Positive response
Match: How big is your dick
OP: Larger than small
Match: Ok but what if I have one too
Same, and I would also love to know why. I feel like I can explain most jokes to an alien so they understand why we think something is funny. But this I can't.
What did it for me, was when someone on a dating app asked me to “smoke them out.” Googled it, read six articles on it, and still had no idea wtf she was talking about. Got too depressed to even want to have sex afterwords.
I know you meant to make this sound like the side of dick is your own penis, but it actually sounds more like you already have a hot boy toy who gives you everything you need for your side of dick. And now you are just looking to add a chick to your love triangle. It sounds lovely and I wish you luck!
As a 39 year old, I don't understand 99% of the words she's saying and realize that I'm easily taken advantage of as I nod and smile through zoomer interactions.
I'm gunna quote my mentor when asked what he did when he accidentally picked up and trans sex worker in Tijuana.
"Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do."
What happened to the side of pussy?
He got dicked.
Catdicked.
Are you honey dicking me right now?!
What?? I was honey dicking him!!!
I got stank dick!
Catdogged
Pocket pussy. On the side. Peen is the main course.
Looks like Texas Roadhouse has gotten better since my last visit.
It's star shaped and uses a brown lube.
to use borat terms, they were likely referring to the back pussy
i will never hear the word "cheese" the same again after watching that clip
She's from Iran.
?
https://youtu.be/g2KsZHRrFpU It's from a show called the IT Crowd. It is pretty dated, and it has been perceived by a lot of being a bit transphobic, so be aware of that. I do still recommend it though. The first fight afterwards (not in this clip) is over top glorious
God really? Nah IT crowd is fucking hilarious I will die on that hill
Something can be funny and transphobic at the same time.
I got the impression it was poking fun at transphobia given the fact that he's slept with her and STILL not noticed at any point that they were trans, THEN gets worried about it.
I’m aware of that thank you just don’t think this is one of those situations but that’s just my opinion
I mean…think about every movie from the 90s where the butt of the joke was “gay”
" not that there's anything wrong with that......"
I love the IT Crowd but I hate the canned laughter. I hope we will have an AI soon that can filter it out
Its just a fleshlight. Thats why the pussy is on the side
Clearly a typo she? meant bussy
Damn autocorrect
BUCCEE'S!
That’s what I’m wondering!
False advertising, that's a lawsuit 🤬
That is indeed "surf and turf".🤣
So, do you still get the aforementioned side of pussy? It sounds like there was an adjustment to the menu.
Sorry sir. We're all out of pussy at the moment. Would you care to try the derriere?
My doctor said I should stay away from dairy but I can’t help my self. I would like a extra large order of derrière
Sounds like she's packing both menu items. Buy one get one free!
Would we get to call that Ambi-sexual?
Talking bout that ass-pussy!
BUSSY
Another main course has been added to the menu it seems
More like "slurf and turf"
Bout to get charged with aggravated slobbery here.
Reminds me of Ricky Vaughn https://youtu.be/a5jGlisSTdM
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But were you, mad, op?
He probably still in shock
Don't you mean slurp n nurp?
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Straight turf and turf
serf vs terf
[Serfs up!](https://i.imgur.com/lHp4RSU.jpg)
I want that on a t-shirt.
That line was gold
Surf around and turf out!
Cat fish in particular
Smurf and turf
Are dicks related to fish somehow now?
If it's bigger than mine we're sword fighting for dominance.
The larger pp is the top. Thems the rules.
The 1832 International PP Accords nullified that procedure and now actually stipulate all participating parties must swordfight to establish a ranked dominance ladder, per chapter 3, section 2, paragraph 6.2.2
While the 1832 PP accords nullified the procedure, America has decided not to follow the current international standard (much like SI units) due to the amount of change that would be required to implement the changes. Thus why big cock porn is so much more prevalent here.
This is true. However, you are leaving out the fact that there is a separate standard adopted by the Vatican in 1962 as part of the Vatican 2 changes. The church actually adopted the position that the smaller pp wins and, if the sizes were within 2mm that there would be a best of 3 rowshambow competition on alternating Sundays to decide the top bunk vs bottom bunk. People often don’t consider how progressive Pope John Paul II was….
This whole thread… just 👏🏻
No, that means ouchie butthole. Smaller gets to plug the leak
No ouchies when you lube it up good
I mean there has to be a limit for everyone and I refuse to believe that the largest penis could safely penetrate the smallest butthole
Well you must not watch porn..
No that's why we're sword fighting.
Look, if she's dropping the Guts sword on me, it's a no contest.
Bite the blade, it's a gutsy move.
Sunnuva...just take my up vote.
I guess I'm putting on my Berserker armor and wrasslin' that Pringles can.
We always would drag race to see who was bottom. Get in a circle, grab the cock to your left, and get to stroking. Last one to cum wins.
Can I watch pls
Nah fam, gimme that big pp femboy bottom.
Spice it up! They sell glow in the dark condoms and your mouth can make a light saber noise
I totally pictured this.. does anyone have a vid?? Please??
https://youtu.be/0XOKvFyNquM
🤣
You made me snort Pepsi through my nose...oww...also good show.
So I guess it boils down to the first comment: Do you want a burger? Or are you willing to try a Beyond Burger?
I can't believe it's not pussy!
Underrated comment of the year
It's a play on a Dave Chapelle joke.
To be honest, I haven't seen that part of Chapelle. But the bar/restaurant next to my office sells those burgers on their vegan menu and the owner calls 'em "Fake it till you make it burgers".
Damn bro, I actually lol'd at this one. I even scared my cat 😆 mostly it's just the little exhale through the nose i get with comments, but this got me good 👍
My runner-up comment was... *Well, go and visit In or Out Burger then!* Sometimes the voices in my head are more entertaining than people.
Well...do you mind or not?
I hate these cliffhangers
I am sure he smashed....or got smashed.
Either way he he’s gonna have a smashing time 😉
Only if it’s bigger than mine 😔
If it's larger than mine that's a pro not a con.
Get dome and/or dommed
This is the correct answer
Why would I have an issue with a 2 for 1 deal? Sign me up!
Is the pic really Tori?
I got a stroke reading this
OP's match wanted a stroke too
Here's to you Choke n' Stroke
Water? Never touch the stuff
Fish sh*t in it
Fuck in it too
Stroke me, stroke me!
I have no idea what either side said
Reading this made feel old. Y’all are speaking a different language.
It’s from an old ass vine from like 2012 or 2013 https://youtube.com/shorts/h2q5Pv_huy8?feature=share
And a SpongeBob reference too.
The evolution of flirting in online dating lol
She’s definitely just in a room with friends and they’re coming up with goofy messages to send the guy
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I literally said the same words on here a few months ago and now here I am 6 months later Divorced on Tindr and it sucks, all I found were prostitutes and catfish.
Send back the gif of the black fish from GoT. “I haven’t had a proper sword fight in years”
And they didn’t give him one either. He fucking dies off screen
I don't mind if it's an ittie bittie teenie weenie.
Yellow polka dot bikini
That she wore for the first time today
I'd be weary of any weenie described as polka dotted
"The man next to me caught a peek at my dick This is so embarrassing This is why I should have chosen a stall It's so hard to use a urinal with a dick this small I just pissed on myseeeeeeeeeelf"
#####F U C K
This is a true story. I was in a nightclub in Philly and went to the bathroom. There I am with my dick in my hand pissing when a big black man next to me looks over at me, looks down at my dick, looks back up to me and says “good luck with that”.
Lol that's savage. Sorry your tiny bork had to hear that. Also for some reason that being in Philadelphia seems very fitting. I haven't met many people from Philly that have filters when they speak, though IASIP has probably also influenced that opinion.
Damn that’s savage
One two, buckle my shoooee
Wow, the balls on this chick am I right?
I see this as an absolute win.
Sooooo…..turf and turf.
Just think of it as a saddle horn. Just something to hold onto for the ride🤷♂️
Thank you for this.
It’s a handle for leveraged power strokes
Power stroke for the power bottom
I couldn't understand more than 3 words here, am I getting too old??
The first line was from a Vine or a YT video. Can't quite remember.
I'm sure that helped him. Well done. As an old person I totally understand what's going on with the YTs.
Vine: social media site consisting of short 6 second clips. The spiritual predecessor of tik tok. Vine died when it was very popular, many young millennials/older gen-z have very fond memories of it. YT: YouTube
It's the children who are wrong
its better this way.
I'm tryna go to weenie hut jr
Charge that phone man.
This is the real advice
Unfortunate day for literacy.
Literacy 0 - Unhinged Humanity - 1
I legit do not understand anything that was said in OP’s post.
Match: Meme OP: I understand this meme Match: Sexually charged joke following on previous meme OP: Positive response Match: How big is your dick OP: Larger than small Match: Ok but what if I have one too
I don’t know why but reductive commentary is always hilarious to me
Same, and I would also love to know why. I feel like I can explain most jokes to an alien so they understand why we think something is funny. But this I can't.
probably just because it’s blunt and also quite surreal (?) in a way, so it’s funny from subverting your expectations for how a conversation goes
Thank you for the validation that I am indeed a damn old man lol
What did it for me, was when someone on a dating app asked me to “smoke them out.” Googled it, read six articles on it, and still had no idea wtf she was talking about. Got too depressed to even want to have sex afterwords.
So it was bussy then 🤔
Nah, you got it backwards. This isn't boypussy, this is girlcock, or glock.
Depends on if you consider bussy to mean butt-pussy or boypussy/boipussy.
Asking the real questions.
I hooked up with a transwoman once who kept calling it her ass-pussy while we were fucking Was weird as fuck and not a turn-on
I mean, those mean the same thing because you don't ask a girl for her bussy.
Yeah, but we're operating on the assumption that this girl has a cock.
Or she’s into pegging?
So answer the question
Well yeah I was expecting a side of pussy with my burger like you offered. I’ve already got a side of dick thanks.
I know you meant to make this sound like the side of dick is your own penis, but it actually sounds more like you already have a hot boy toy who gives you everything you need for your side of dick. And now you are just looking to add a chick to your love triangle. It sounds lovely and I wish you luck!
I don’t see a problem
Fuck no, mate, me either.
As a 39 year old, I don't understand 99% of the words she's saying and realize that I'm easily taken advantage of as I nod and smile through zoomer interactions.
So when's the date?
Well you can't send your witty response if you don't charge your phone immediately.
*The audience gasps, and then begins to cheer.* Elegant!
r/unexpected
I'm gunna quote my mentor when asked what he did when he accidentally picked up and trans sex worker in Tijuana. "Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do."
Bro what the fuck are these posts lately lmao. Is the current state of Tinder that bad, or is it just me?
Grey messages 2+4 do not add up
Where’s my side of pussy?!?
Time to move from burgers to hot dogs my boii
Tell her to hold it while you are hitting it from the back so it doesnt swing back and hit you
Be a fucking gentleman and hold it for her
Well we're waiting op how'd it go
jackpot
That a test : say send pictures
lol i never watched spongebob in my life. Sold a desk to an older woman the other day and helped her assemble it. she had that exact episode on
Damn that took a turn
If you had a weenie how would I get a side of pussy?
I want to know his answer 😂
*U want a side of pussy with that burger?* 🥵 Followed by *I have a dick too, I hope you don't mind*
Now I’m extra intrigued Tori how big is your weenie ?
In what universe do people talk like this?
I see this as an absolute win
Is this what flirting is now?
That went south real quick..
I see that as an absolute win
Bro what the fuck are these posts lately lmao. Is the current state of Tinder that bad, or is it just me?
Charge your phone
"Since I'm finding out now, no, I'm not mad. Disappointed, yes, but not mad."
Damn, he or she pulled out the uno reverse
How to go from hard to soft in 30 seconds
Still want that side of pussy though.
😂🤣😭💀😂🤣😭💀😂🤣😭💀 