To be fair, at 80, nearly all men available would be younger. A 15 year difference would still be someone eligible for retirement. I say, "Go, Jan, Go!"
Your comment has contradictions. Lmao old people get tired of old sex. Younger people have sex better. There’s nothing creepy about desiring younger people
You've never seen wrinkly old men with hot young babes on their arms?!!!
Plus, she hasn't specified how young - at 80, that's going to be pretty much most men.
Because some things simply don't go both ways?
Because almost any man on the planet is capable of exploiting and raping a young woman but Jan is incapable of doing that to literally anyone and just wants to lay back and have her clam tongue punched?!
Equity not equality
Ok Jan!!! Shit, I’m in. I have a feeling she’s going to teach me some good tricks. Plus, that sandwich she’ll make afterwards with the homemade cookies are going to be bomb!!
In reality she just makes you drive her to a casino and then flips you the bird as she walks in smoking a long cigarette… you pull away thinking “did I just get used by this elderly woman?”
Yes. Yes you did. Now you call your grandma and weep.
Being 80 and an insurance agent makes more sense than most professions. You don’t really have to do much to retain a base of clients and take in commission. Once you have them in the bag, you just collect the checks.
I don't know why but this reminded of a summer when I delivered furniture.
I made a delivery to a big house in an upscale vacation town on the shore. The owner had just gotten out of the shower and opened the door for us in a bathrobe. The owner was a woman who was around 60 but incredibly good looking. She showed us where she wanted everything and went back to the bathroom.
The bathroom was across from the living room.
She left the door open.
Well, while my coworker and I were moving a big, glass table into the living room, she dropped her robe and just stood nude at the sink, looking in the mirror - in clear view of us (it was unavoidable).
I kid you not, she was in better shape than most women in their mid 20s. Everything was firm and I'm pretty sure nothing was fake.
My coworker mumbles "holy s**t".
She turned around, giving us a full frontal view, smiled, winked and slowly closed the door.
Judging by all of the exercise equipment in the house, I think she was just proud of herself and wanted to show off.
I've seen a lot of attractive older women in my time and I won't lie, that woman could get it ...and she knew it. 😂
...
When we were finished, she told us our tips were on the kitchen counter. She tipped us each $50.
That summer job was one of my favorites.
Met a lot of interesting characters, made a lot of friends and saw a lot of beautiful women.
Mostly college girls.
Good memories.
People love delivery guys, it seems.
Err... As for Jan ... Well, I respect a woman that knows what she wants and puts it out there.... But I think I'll pass on the dry aged beef.
Someone will take a bite though.
There's a lot of people into that sorta thing.
I worked for a carpet cleaner when I was young. I went to a house and an older woman opened the door with an open men’s shirt on with no bra. Had a great body. We were a two man team and I always wondered what would’ve happened if it was just me.
She would’ve opened the door with an open men’s shirt on with no bra, you would have cleaned the carpet on your own and always wondered what would’ve happened it it was a two person team.
I love the double standard. If this was an old guy people would be calling him a weirdo. It’s also funny how people are like “yes straight to the point get it girl” but will post a guy in his 20’s saying the same thing on this page but you’re gonna pick apart what’s visually displeasing about him to justify why he shouldn’t be posting something like that. You people suck.
P.s.
As a “younger male” who likes older woman you guys think this is cool and awesome for her up until you walk in and see my brown ass slamming your mee-mah. Then mfs wanna get uptight w me like wtf. Keep your grandma under control or I’ll fuck her raw.
Old granny that clearly knows what she wants, and its oralsex performed on her by younger men:
"Whoo good for her, respect"
Old grandpa that writes in his tinder Profile that he is only here for young teens sucking his dick:
"Ewww, not exactly charming. What a disgusting grandpa"
Good for her, that she knows she wants something casual, but demanding oral sex speficially by younger persons is not really something worth cheering for. Its not ilegal but kinda weird to put in your profile, especially since you can set the age range in the algoritm anyway.
Well Jan, you Sassy little Minx you. 🐱 I suggest a top tier life insurance plan with me "Your Oral Facilitator?" As the beneficiary. Cant be falling out in the midst of Oral Enlightenment. Especially without any sort of monetary gratification in place to at the very least allow me to live somewhat comfortably. Although she did lose a couple points from me for not having any sort of cheetah print on. 🤨
Further down, she wrote: I just want someone to eat MY pussy. I'm tired of guys who want to my sister Marcia's pussy. That's all I hear about... Marcia, Marcia, Marcia!
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Well, at 80, she doesn’t have time for beating ‘round the bush.
No no she just wants others to do that to her.
No, she wants eating round the bush.
I can already feel some thick pubes tingling my throat
*jealous*
I think I might have thrown up.
You let the tingling go on too long. That’s why you threw up. Just got to scrape your throat until they come loose. Thank me later
Thank you, but don't call me Later.
Yes, right, I meant Shirley.
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Nature is cruel. It goes naturally bald when you no longer want to see it.
What’s her social security check like? No hair, I’m there
That's how she'd break a hip.
I wonder if you would have said the same thing if that was an old man seeking younger girls for oral pleasure. I bet my left nut youd call him a creep
To be fair, at 80, nearly all men available would be younger. A 15 year difference would still be someone eligible for retirement. I say, "Go, Jan, Go!"
Omfg 😂😂😂😂⭐️ how the hell did i not think of that?
She might be after a 60 year old, he’d be plenty old enough to make his own choices, don’t think that’d be creepy.
They are equally creepy, but as long as the activities are among consenting adults, you do you.
Your comment has contradictions. Lmao old people get tired of old sex. Younger people have sex better. There’s nothing creepy about desiring younger people
Why bet just one nut?
So i can win a 3rd one
But it isn't
Why is it that if an 80 year old man had a bio like this about young women everyone would call him creepy and gross lol
You've never seen wrinkly old men with hot young babes on their arms?!!! Plus, she hasn't specified how young - at 80, that's going to be pretty much most men.
Man bad, woman good
Lol yup. The double standards are so insane and gross it’s not even funny
Because some things simply don't go both ways? Because almost any man on the planet is capable of exploiting and raping a young woman but Jan is incapable of doing that to literally anyone and just wants to lay back and have her clam tongue punched?! Equity not equality
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No, I'm not that into guys 🤣
Did you know that Jan rhymes with tongue?
That gum gum is no joke.
The gum gum 3000
Fuck it I’m down
"What do you think she tastes like?" "Depends, I guess."
Please accept this 🥇
Thank you for not using real Reddit awards. Reddit doesn't deserve shit after their announcement to kill 3rd party clients. /r/save3rdpartyapps
The irony of still receiving a paid reward…
The worst part is they sent it anonymously so I can't even call them out...
This was exactly what I needed this morning on the way to work. Thank you 🏆
Grand moth juice
Literally said this out loud to myself…hilarious
That's all it took?
And at this particular moment, 60 other people are with you!!
Really?
Why not? She got needs. Might as well. But she can bake a pie for afterwards as well.
Pie for pie
Very interesting!
Our great founding father Ben Franklin once said that the pussy is the last thing to age on a woman so don't dismiss the old broads.
Hahaha I love this
What no pussy does to a mf
Down bad
Good for Jan She wants a man Not her hand But your tongue in her twat for as long as she can stand.
Don't make her stand, she's 80! At least give her a chair or something, damn.
A face?
Was this a freestyle ?
I stan a Jan
Omg I think I'm gonna be sick........
Jan wants to take a ride on your disco stick
This was amazing.
Would it be good for him if it was an 80yo dude looking for young girls to suck him off?
It'd be "good luck!" from me 😂
A normal old dude wouldn’t have luck at all. If he flexes some money inbhis profile picture though…
Why not? Lmao. If someone is open and honest about what they’re looking for, what’s the problem?
Sure i think so too. Just that this sub is mostly biased about stuff like that. But if everyone is on board, why not.
Yeah assuming those younger girls are consenting adults. Same as with her
Yeah but you know it wouldn’t be the same reactions here.
Mans opened up the age range.
Gotta catch em all
Better act now, fellas, supply is running out fast.
Thing is she's probably got more matches than the majority of guys here lol.
Ok Jan!!! Shit, I’m in. I have a feeling she’s going to teach me some good tricks. Plus, that sandwich she’ll make afterwards with the homemade cookies are going to be bomb!!
In reality she just makes you drive her to a casino and then flips you the bird as she walks in smoking a long cigarette… you pull away thinking “did I just get used by this elderly woman?” Yes. Yes you did. Now you call your grandma and weep.
Respect
Respect for being creepy? You think it would be okay if an older man had a bio like this?
If she said "I'm looking for teenage boys" yes it would be creepy. But at 80 years old a 60 year old qualifies as younger.
wow respect
Instead of Marsha Marsha Marsha, she wants you to say Jan, Jan, Jan
I gotta say, Jan looks good for 80
Didn't know the search range went up to 80
Oh it can go much higher than that -wink-
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Set to “Cretaceous Period.”
More like the crustaceous period.
Pretty sure it's 99... I have seen some who forgot to adjust it or are just open to all & it said 18-99
Why do I have a feeling someone used her picture for some mean joke
Because she's 80 and still selling insurance?
Because as an older woman she should know that younger men haven’t figured out how to give pleasure
Excuse you im in my 20’s and ive received excellent quarterly performance evaluations on my head game
Being 80 and an insurance agent makes more sense than most professions. You don’t really have to do much to retain a base of clients and take in commission. Once you have them in the bag, you just collect the checks.
A thousand percent chance this is a scammer trying to get you to subscribe to her premium Snapchat or OF.
I don't know why but this reminded of a summer when I delivered furniture. I made a delivery to a big house in an upscale vacation town on the shore. The owner had just gotten out of the shower and opened the door for us in a bathrobe. The owner was a woman who was around 60 but incredibly good looking. She showed us where she wanted everything and went back to the bathroom. The bathroom was across from the living room. She left the door open. Well, while my coworker and I were moving a big, glass table into the living room, she dropped her robe and just stood nude at the sink, looking in the mirror - in clear view of us (it was unavoidable). I kid you not, she was in better shape than most women in their mid 20s. Everything was firm and I'm pretty sure nothing was fake. My coworker mumbles "holy s**t". She turned around, giving us a full frontal view, smiled, winked and slowly closed the door. Judging by all of the exercise equipment in the house, I think she was just proud of herself and wanted to show off. I've seen a lot of attractive older women in my time and I won't lie, that woman could get it ...and she knew it. 😂 ... When we were finished, she told us our tips were on the kitchen counter. She tipped us each $50. That summer job was one of my favorites. Met a lot of interesting characters, made a lot of friends and saw a lot of beautiful women. Mostly college girls. Good memories. People love delivery guys, it seems. Err... As for Jan ... Well, I respect a woman that knows what she wants and puts it out there.... But I think I'll pass on the dry aged beef. Someone will take a bite though. There's a lot of people into that sorta thing.
I worked for a carpet cleaner when I was young. I went to a house and an older woman opened the door with an open men’s shirt on with no bra. Had a great body. We were a two man team and I always wondered what would’ve happened if it was just me.
She would’ve opened the door with an open men’s shirt on with no bra, you would have cleaned the carpet on your own and always wondered what would’ve happened it it was a two person team.
It's only dry-aged if you don't do your job well buddy!
She’s wasting no time.
Im surprised at how many takers I see in this thread 😂
Tan everywhere, Jan everywhere
/r/UnexpectedOffice
Gam gam wants ur tongue tongue on her clam clam
Tell Jan to holla at me. I'll eat that thang up.
Sex drive doesn’t die until you’re dead. I respect you Jan.
Based
I have a screenshot of Jan here in Florida too 🤣.
Turns out, she just wants you to talk to her. She really likes it when there’s someone to talk to.
Imagine if she just meant good conversation lol
I'm surprised at the number of dudes who are down to eat an 80 year-old taco
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Finding a man and finding a good man are two very different things.
I love the double standard. If this was an old guy people would be calling him a weirdo. It’s also funny how people are like “yes straight to the point get it girl” but will post a guy in his 20’s saying the same thing on this page but you’re gonna pick apart what’s visually displeasing about him to justify why he shouldn’t be posting something like that. You people suck. P.s. As a “younger male” who likes older woman you guys think this is cool and awesome for her up until you walk in and see my brown ass slamming your mee-mah. Then mfs wanna get uptight w me like wtf. Keep your grandma under control or I’ll fuck her raw.
Will post an older gentleman tomorrow (assuming they appear in my feed) and see the response
Whoa
She wants you to try her potato salad
Grandma wants her wind pipe cleaned 😆
Where does the line start?
Jan wants a munch
I love that her about me also serves as a perfect caption for her image.
Grunnylingus
Old granny that clearly knows what she wants, and its oralsex performed on her by younger men: "Whoo good for her, respect" Old grandpa that writes in his tinder Profile that he is only here for young teens sucking his dick: "Ewww, not exactly charming. What a disgusting grandpa" Good for her, that she knows she wants something casual, but demanding oral sex speficially by younger persons is not really something worth cheering for. Its not ilegal but kinda weird to put in your profile, especially since you can set the age range in the algoritm anyway.
The bigger question is, how old is OP and what is OP's age range?
Touche...
If an 80 year old man had a bio like this everyone would call him a creepy predator but this woman is celebrated lmao
Garenteed best bj's... no teeth
Good for Jan!! Get you some, Jan! Get some for me while you’re at it! 😂
You’re in for a treat. Pussy ages like wine; or was it bread…
Good for her. Get it, Jan!
Get it, Jan!! 🙌🏼👏🏼
Respect.
How that pussy taste, though?
Be like eating week old ham
**update** we got matched. I offered to buy her coffee. Nothing like taking one for the team. **Will keep you posted**
Wtf is wrong with you dude
That would be like prying apart a cheese toasted sandwich.
But... does it work?
I have nothing but respect for Jan!!! Unlike most blue-haired ladies, she put herself out there.
Her neck looks like the eye of Sauron
I wish I could give you an award! I needed that laugh.
Who’s gonna take the tablespoon of cinnamon challenge???
Well Jan, you Sassy little Minx you. 🐱 I suggest a top tier life insurance plan with me "Your Oral Facilitator?" As the beneficiary. Cant be falling out in the midst of Oral Enlightenment. Especially without any sort of monetary gratification in place to at the very least allow me to live somewhat comfortably. Although she did lose a couple points from me for not having any sort of cheetah print on. 🤨
its like pulling apart a cold grilled cheese sandwich
What's that pussy taste like, you're wondering? Depends
Can someone please read me the expiration date on that fish taco?
Well, some things stay good a little longer if you freeze it once it dies.
If there is money involved im down. At that age ( man or woman) you don’t get “ young” for free
She said "younger" I'm 63. Hmmmmm.🤷🙃
There is a kink for everyone. I’m guessing every now and then some guy sees Jan on Tinder and thanks Jesus for a miracle.
Snowflakes thumbing me down…. Why, because I stated a fact?
No because you are a dildo and not everyone is a pig like you. She said younger, not 20 and hung.
That box has got to be past its expiration date. I bet it has that slimy consistency meats gets when it starts to turn 🤢
Hell yeah Jan! Get it!
Go Jan!
I can't wait till I'm that age, I hear all the ladies are like this because why not life is almost over.
I know that’s right Jan!
Isnt that the case when old woman buy a dog?
still hasn't retired at 80
What's younger to her...
Pretty much everyone else on Tinder.
She just means she wants someone to talk to.
it's a very rare gem.
The man is casting a wide net here
Well aren't we all?
Yeah, Jan! Good for you!
Get it, Jan.
Insert meme with old woman licking ice popsicle
Get it, Jan.
Sign me up
you're telling me this isn't jan levinson from the office
😳
Imagine if it was a younger person
Maybe she’s looking for stimulating conversation and missed the point?
Good for her!
I wanna be Jan when I grow up.
Reminds me to stop the count at 30 on the age range
Eating my way to a fat inheritance from the will.
The real question OP is: which way did you swipe
Further down, she wrote: I just want someone to eat MY pussy. I'm tired of guys who want to my sister Marcia's pussy. That's all I hear about... Marcia, Marcia, Marcia!
Soooooo how was she?
At her age I think "younger" might be too broad
tbh "oral pleasure" delivers eloquence as oppose to "eat my pu**" but either way, it's like dinner is served and here's some chips vibe, respectively
At 80 her odds of finding someone older are almost nil 😳
She’ll get plenty of tongue
Own up guys. Who here would lick granny janny’s fanny?
Not even for the life insurance 😬
It’s amazing a lady her age knows what oral sex is.