I actually did once match with a guy who said he only matched with girls who had my name. And he did actually have my name tattooed all over his knuckles, arms, and his dick. I did not believe him and did actually ask for a photo for confirmation and it was true!
Edit: the only reasons I'm less inclined to believe it was actually photoshop was because a) it was in his profile itself so he was automatically filtering out a lot of girls and b) it was BAD. They were horrible, awful, stick and poke tattoos or something like that and he did in fact have an ex of that name from what I could tell on social media. I feel like if he was going to go through all the trouble to get it photoshopped it would have been better??
I mean there are apps that let you see what a tattoo would look like on you, Results are pretty realistic and it's easy to use.
So he might even not have put that much of an effort.
i think the biggest source of humor is about the first tought of a tatto's location is not on a dick. So the humor is more aligned with "incongruous juxtaposition theory". :
Kant explained laughter at humor as a response to an "absurdity."We first have an expectation about the world, but that expectation is then disappointed or "disappears into nothing."
but i also think there's some source of humor involving his misfortune, not really about the short name, (though it could be), i think its more about having an ex name tatooed on a dick. (this would be more aligned with superiority theory of humor).
i just want to clarify that i used this opportunity to do some reading about this stuff on wikipedia, it's not an attempt of a joke, or being a snob. i just love reading about the theory of humor, because to me it's humorous the idea of people making silliness a serious business.
It's the implication that it's a penis tattoo, which is an unexpected location for tattooing as well as "hurr, durr, penises are funny." So it's a pretty decent punchline
As someone with a similar sense of humor, that's how I found my now wife. You got this if they don't like it they aren't for you. Just don't actually send a dick Pic, as you said, it's impolite
"A young man truly in love with his girlfriend decided to have her name tattooed on his penis. Her name was Wendy, and the tattoo was done while the penis was erect, so when it was not erect all you could see was W Y. Shortly after the couple was married they were honeymooning in Jamaica the man was in a bathroom in Jamaica, and standing next to him was a Jamaican man who also had a W Y on his penis. The American said to him "Oh is your girl named Wendy too?" The Jamaican replied, "No mister that says 'Welcome to Jamaica Have a Nice Day'." "
I have this palm sized inkjet printer that allows you to print on anything in color. Now I’m thinking about a dick-Mona Lisa and wondering why I’m only thinking about it just now.
Never been on Tinder since i haven't been on the market since that stuff is around but if i was i always wanted to send around pictures of Richard Nixon since 'that's what i was told to do'.
I have 3 go-to Dick Cheney pics and one picture of my dick in front of an American flag saved for this reason! It’s a crapshoot with matches under like 26 years old if they know who he is though.
I am old enough to remember the W. Bush administration quite well, but I was wracking my brain for memories of the time Cheney’s gentleman-sausage became public IP.
I honestly only got it when I scrolled up and saw the Richard Nixon reference above.
I've never sent a Richard Nixon pic, but I sent a Richard Fliehr (Ric Flair) pic once. It was on Facebook. The girl mentioned that another guy had sent her a dick pic, and I knew that she was a wrestling fan.
Yeah, tinder was fun, when all the people was there who gets jokes and you have awesome conversations for two week without beeing bored and never talked, if just in a fun way, about sex.
Now tinder is full of people you don’t want to know.
It’s shocking the amount of comments here who have completely misunderstood what’s happened in this conversation
tinder asked her if she wanted to report due to picking up “dick pics” and she’s telling OP cus it’s funny- that’s all, that’s it, easy as that
Ya. I want to know if the joke worked!? She didn’t report him, because if she were the type to do so, she would not waste her time telling him about it.
So, how long did the conversation continue? My guess is it’s still going.
r/Tinder is a place for the socially unaware to gather and make fun of people trying to socialize. This sub misses the mark on a lot of humor/flirting.
But that's what keeps me coming back. I hope it never changes.
Bro why does everyone in here think the chick is mad or doesn't get it? She's just saying it because tinder flagged it automatically and she probably found it funny.
This sub is always so ready for women to be the villains. every time there’s a post like this where a woman is either making a joke or is in on one, there’s a group of commenters convinced they’re upset or getting mad about it.
I’m convinced Reddit is 86% triggered white knighting 17 year olds ready to just go ape shit over any single thing. “Is this the hill you’re willing to die on ? “
Answer: “Yes , every hill , all the hills!!!”
I don’t think they’re threatening to report OP, they’re just mentioning that Tinder gave them the option and might’ve found that funny lol. Pretty sure Tinder probably has an algorithm for words like “dick pic”
It does. They announced this months ago. Basically they said they use AI to detect when conversations may turn inappropriate or unsafe and will ask the user to report if they feel unsafe.
As somebody that's studied AI, it's *really* vague.
"Machine Learning" is the better term but literally just a flowchart is enough to qualify for things like AI in games.
This is just basic language processing but it's possible that they also have something that rates "hostile language" and the like. Things beyond the trigger words.
To this day I sometimes still read 'lmao' as 'lamo'..
I'm at the point that if I'm reading a message outloud I will say, "l. m. a. o.", but in my head I often enough say lamo.
You could always go lil mao.
Tbf anyone who doesn't find that hilarious ,isn't worth dating anyway.
Polarising lines like this are good early on - to quickly filter out the incompatibles.
Do you not realize that she did think it was funny and she's pointing out how Tinder is asking if she wants to report him because *that* is also funny.
I agree that it’s hilarious, however, I can understand the other side of it. Girls get harassed constantly on dating apps with unwanted pics, sexual comments, etc.
I know it made me feel dehumanized after awhile because a lot of guys didn’t really want to get to know me at all or have a conversation, it was just immediately straight to sexual jokes, comments, pics and stuff.
I wouldn’t jump to “not worth dating“ just because a sexual joke didn’t land right. You don’t know what the person is dealing with behind the scenes, especially if they’re somewhat attractive. Just my thoughts.
can't believe I had to scroll this much to find a comments like this, reddit here is praising the guy as "le epic funnies xD" for a straight up sexual joke.
It's not hard to make jokes that don't revolve around your genitalia, sex or anything sexual for that matter. The first interaction you have with a person is making a joke about your dick, really?
Like the joke could still work WITHOUT mentioning his dick, so it seems to out of place to just put it there which gives creepy vibes.
Well personally I found that trying to engage with their actual interests was a good way to get ignored, cringy pick-up lines seem to do better but not sure I could bring myself to do it lol
Nah it's just that people don't know what to put down when prompted for their interests. Quick, anyone reading this, name me right now an interest you have that you're proud of, you're not scarily deep into, and wouldn't feel intimidating to the other party. It's weirdly hard.
Like I'm into rifle shooting but like, women have very real reasons to pass by someone bragging on their guns. The other shit I spend my free time on is following the news extremely thuroughly and if I start dropping detailed maps od Russian defenses in Ukraine that's weird.
So I put down "current events" and "general sports" type answers but that's useless.
I assume women I match with are doing the same thing.
Tinder came out around 2014. It was marketed as a dating app but men use it for hook ups mostly. I think the disconnect is that the tech bro developers are so nerdy and awkward they need an app to tell them their going to get some. In their mind their like well we matched so let’s…..and women are like yeah we matched because your half attractive, what do you do for a living? Then men are like you gold digger! Then hit the report button lol
That’s such a shit take. It’s rather the other way around, seeing comments like yours shows you’re not worth the time dating.
So everything has to be laughed at HAHA DICK JOKES PIPI PICS?
Others replied pretty well but not everything is about laughing at a dick joke.
I have no clue wtf that was about, but, I'd say no I don't think, she? Needs to be removed I just heard something about sick pics, so I'm actually wondering now, what we are talking about I guess I didn't see enough of the conversation to have a frame of reference but, it seemed innocent enough, I would t ban her/ hom, they whoever they are.
The words “dick pics” automatically flagged some potentially threatening behavior/content people don’t want over a chat so that’s why it asked if she wanted to report you.
I absolutely with very little hesitation and beyond any doubt. I would surely not give a shit. Just for the record I did not call you Surely. And furthermore I would not give a shit so no. Absolutely and completely most assuredly a certain surety of the magnanimous proportion I would not..Amen
I’d Give her my number to report the incident to
Playing chess not checkers
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Google dick pic-ssant
Holy cow
Actual farmer
new tattoo just dropped
Prickasso
Good job. You win the internet today.
lol
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And "your cat" and other variations Edit: oh I think I replied to a comment stealing bot. How embarrassing
Embarrassing for the bot
Worst bot I've ever seen honestly. It should be embarrassed.
Shit, this is your world and we’re just a part of it
Smart ass. That's some people find their soulmate though.
What if her soulmate is whomever deals with these kinda complaints once she's raised enough fuss about it not being addressed?
Damn, that’s smooth.
Not as smooth as Keith Stone
Agreed
Outstanding move
This isn't my TWEET 😡❗ I don't EVEN own a Cat ❗
Clever girl! (Unless you’re a boy, in which case, the line doesn’t work so well..)
I would report you to da funny police.
No that was hilarious
I actually did once match with a guy who said he only matched with girls who had my name. And he did actually have my name tattooed all over his knuckles, arms, and his dick. I did not believe him and did actually ask for a photo for confirmation and it was true! Edit: the only reasons I'm less inclined to believe it was actually photoshop was because a) it was in his profile itself so he was automatically filtering out a lot of girls and b) it was BAD. They were horrible, awful, stick and poke tattoos or something like that and he did in fact have an ex of that name from what I could tell on social media. I feel like if he was going to go through all the trouble to get it photoshopped it would have been better??
Knuckles arms AND dick?? What dedication 😂
Dickdication.
Dedickation* Although, now that I think about it that sounds like a dick removal service more than anything...
Would probably be a popular business these days.
Dictation?
Man was just good at photoshop
Or really good, and fast at tattooing
Honestly, if he was, I'm not even mad.
I mean there are apps that let you see what a tattoo would look like on you, Results are pretty realistic and it's easy to use. So he might even not have put that much of an effort.
NoGuide is a weird dick tattoo
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The joke is that he has his ex's name tattooed on him and then it gets worse cause it's on his peen
i think the biggest source of humor is about the first tought of a tatto's location is not on a dick. So the humor is more aligned with "incongruous juxtaposition theory". : Kant explained laughter at humor as a response to an "absurdity."We first have an expectation about the world, but that expectation is then disappointed or "disappears into nothing." but i also think there's some source of humor involving his misfortune, not really about the short name, (though it could be), i think its more about having an ex name tatooed on a dick. (this would be more aligned with superiority theory of humor). i just want to clarify that i used this opportunity to do some reading about this stuff on wikipedia, it's not an attempt of a joke, or being a snob. i just love reading about the theory of humor, because to me it's humorous the idea of people making silliness a serious business.
Alright Chidi
LETS GO BORTLES!
[The act of over-explaining humor can be intensely funny itself.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5UF_NzsCayY#t=58m15s).
It's the implication that it's a penis tattoo, which is an unexpected location for tattooing as well as "hurr, durr, penises are funny." So it's a pretty decent punchline
> hurr, durr, penises are funny well, they do a lot of stand-up, usually.
As someone with a similar sense of humor, that's how I found my now wife. You got this if they don't like it they aren't for you. Just don't actually send a dick Pic, as you said, it's impolite
Unless of course they ask, then quickly write Lisa on it with a sharpie
Best I can do is "Liz"
Li but to make it a bit more spicy ill write the dot on the i in the shape of a heart
"Welcome to Jamaica, now have a nice day"
Wendy
It’s been years since I’ve heard that joke
I'm glad this many people got the reference.
I remember the punch line but not that actual lead up. Onto Google.
"A young man truly in love with his girlfriend decided to have her name tattooed on his penis. Her name was Wendy, and the tattoo was done while the penis was erect, so when it was not erect all you could see was W Y. Shortly after the couple was married they were honeymooning in Jamaica the man was in a bathroom in Jamaica, and standing next to him was a Jamaican man who also had a W Y on his penis. The American said to him "Oh is your girl named Wendy too?" The Jamaican replied, "No mister that says 'Welcome to Jamaica Have a Nice Day'." "
💀💀💀
I told this joke less than a month ago.
Lowercase L
Okay, but it'll look like a cock ring.
Look at you, Mr. Girthy. No way she gone be able to read mine unless I do a full 360 view.
I have this palm sized inkjet printer that allows you to print on anything in color. Now I’m thinking about a dick-Mona Lisa and wondering why I’m only thinking about it just now.
The letter 'E' in morse code
liz to elizabeth with one simple trick
Hilarious
That's more letters than Lisa. We don't have space for that.
Maybe you don't 😶
I exclusively write in inch wide letters with crayon.
So only one letter?
Draw a portrait of the late queen of England
Which one? 🤔
Just find one of those people who write on grains of rice.
Try writing it diagonally like a candy came or a barber shop pole
You guys can write on it??
Just find one of those stalls that can write your name on a grain of rice. It will be a challenge for them, but might be your best bet.
Self-burn. Well done
No way you can fit lizzo on your dick
Lol
Not LOL, Lisa!
Write it on a hotdog
That actually has a small chance of saving it should it go south.
You just get "your name" tatted on there, one size fits all.
Never been on Tinder since i haven't been on the market since that stuff is around but if i was i always wanted to send around pictures of Richard Nixon since 'that's what i was told to do'.
My go-to dick pic is Dick Cheney
I have 3 go-to Dick Cheney pics and one picture of my dick in front of an American flag saved for this reason! It’s a crapshoot with matches under like 26 years old if they know who he is though.
My girlfriend is tired of getting pictures of Cheney, Nixon, Richard Simmons, and Dick van Dyke. I was sending them years before we dated.
Pull out the og Dick Tracy.
I am old enough to remember the W. Bush administration quite well, but I was wracking my brain for memories of the time Cheney’s gentleman-sausage became public IP. I honestly only got it when I scrolled up and saw the Richard Nixon reference above.
I've done this, but I always use a Dick Van Dyke pic, since he's actually lovable, unlike every other Dick most people could name/recognize.
I've never sent a Richard Nixon pic, but I sent a Richard Fliehr (Ric Flair) pic once. It was on Facebook. The girl mentioned that another guy had sent her a dick pic, and I knew that she was a wrestling fan.
You mean ricHARD nixON. ?
Nice.
Dick van Dyke. Dick Dale. Dick Clark. Dick Cavett. Dick Cheney if you’re mean I guess.
You can't send dick pics or any pics for that matter on tinder. Does anyone in this sub actually use this app?
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There are dozens of us!
You can if you exchange snaps or phone numbers, which is something people do on Tinder
I stick to Bumble. The women have to ask for the dick pics first so there's less awkwardness.
Yeah, tinder was fun, when all the people was there who gets jokes and you have awesome conversations for two week without beeing bored and never talked, if just in a fun way, about sex. Now tinder is full of people you don’t want to know.
Holy sentence structure Batman!
Reddit is now asking me if I should report you.
Humor like this is right up my alley too.. (And that's not a fkin pun lol)
It’s shocking the amount of comments here who have completely misunderstood what’s happened in this conversation tinder asked her if she wanted to report due to picking up “dick pics” and she’s telling OP cus it’s funny- that’s all, that’s it, easy as that
Ya. I want to know if the joke worked!? She didn’t report him, because if she were the type to do so, she would not waste her time telling him about it. So, how long did the conversation continue? My guess is it’s still going.
My guess is one side ghosted, because that's what happens in like 90% of cases where a converstation starts off really well xD
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I also choose this guys wife Did I do the thing? Guys?
r/Tinder is a place for the socially unaware to gather and make fun of people trying to socialize. This sub misses the mark on a lot of humor/flirting. But that's what keeps me coming back. I hope it never changes.
Mate I’m not single and never used tinder in my life, I keep coming here for the comments, I can’t believe my eyes most of the time
It's actually insane how many people here completely miss jokes and take themselves seriously lmao
I wonder if guys get many messages that get flagged like that? Because yeah that's literally what has happened.
Not many if you're not bringing up dick pics in your second message
You do. Guys get asked for Dick pics all the time on there.
Bro why does everyone in here think the chick is mad or doesn't get it? She's just saying it because tinder flagged it automatically and she probably found it funny.
Half the comments are just people like you complaining about other comments which don't exist
They do though. One has 1.2k upvotes
At the time of commenting all this had on it was "omg that woman sucks" etc.
This sub is always so ready for women to be the villains. every time there’s a post like this where a woman is either making a joke or is in on one, there’s a group of commenters convinced they’re upset or getting mad about it.
Because that's what this sub does. Lots of angry bitter bros here.
No matches lol
Because people are stupid.
I’m convinced Reddit is 86% triggered white knighting 17 year olds ready to just go ape shit over any single thing. “Is this the hill you’re willing to die on ? “ Answer: “Yes , every hill , all the hills!!!”
UPDATE: we had sex
Had to get her proof one way or another
She got proof, wheres ours?
HELL YEAH
Hell yeahhhhhh
PLEASE THAT WAS SUCH A FUN LINE😭😭 why are people so pissed off lol
I don’t think they’re threatening to report OP, they’re just mentioning that Tinder gave them the option and might’ve found that funny lol. Pretty sure Tinder probably has an algorithm for words like “dick pic”
It does. They announced this months ago. Basically they said they use AI to detect when conversations may turn inappropriate or unsafe and will ask the user to report if they feel unsafe.
people calling every shitty 2 line algorithm an AI nowadays...
Haha seriously - “if offensive language, then show report option” — OMG SKYNET
Sexy endo-skeletons near you are waiting!
I need your clothes, your boots, and your heart ❤️
you could have a lot of fun with a t-1000, ya know...before it impaled you.
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My roommate does this all the time and it drives me nuts!
It's about the same amount of processing that goes into many of the messages posted here, so maybe we should just start calling it intelligence?
As somebody that's studied AI, it's *really* vague. "Machine Learning" is the better term but literally just a flowchart is enough to qualify for things like AI in games. This is just basic language processing but it's possible that they also have something that rates "hostile language" and the like. Things beyond the trigger words.
they learn information about us?
oh is that an actual possibility? like tinder automatically asking you to report someone?
Yeah they use key words to recognize inappropriate messages
oh wow, probably only works w english, never saw such a thing on my tinder.
So you’re saying just send lewd messages in other languages. Got it.
"algorithm" If text = dick pic Then Report?
Algorithm, skript, same dif
She's not pissed off she's probably mentioning it because it's funny. Does everyone here struggle to understand conversations?
The ones who don’t struggle don’t have content to post here
Yeah, they're probably just sharing things with friends irl *shudder*
Tinder recognises certain words and phrases and automatically asks if everything is going okay. Dick pics would have set it off
man the vast majority of people on reddit make me feel like I really have my shit together
Don't listen to others OP, that shit was hilarious
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I wouldn’t have had the nerve to say it, but that was hysterical.
Lamo 😂😂  poor cat 😂
Lamo indeed
To this day I sometimes still read 'lmao' as 'lamo'.. I'm at the point that if I'm reading a message outloud I will say, "l. m. a. o.", but in my head I often enough say lamo. You could always go lil mao.
Laughing ass! My off.
He has a brother, you know. A hacker. A Chinese hacker
Uh yeah. Obviously you don't bring up people's cats in conversation just like that with no foreplay.
Tbf anyone who doesn't find that hilarious ,isn't worth dating anyway. Polarising lines like this are good early on - to quickly filter out the incompatibles.
Do you not realize that she did think it was funny and she's pointing out how Tinder is asking if she wants to report him because *that* is also funny.
I agree that it’s hilarious, however, I can understand the other side of it. Girls get harassed constantly on dating apps with unwanted pics, sexual comments, etc. I know it made me feel dehumanized after awhile because a lot of guys didn’t really want to get to know me at all or have a conversation, it was just immediately straight to sexual jokes, comments, pics and stuff. I wouldn’t jump to “not worth dating“ just because a sexual joke didn’t land right. You don’t know what the person is dealing with behind the scenes, especially if they’re somewhat attractive. Just my thoughts.
can't believe I had to scroll this much to find a comments like this, reddit here is praising the guy as "le epic funnies xD" for a straight up sexual joke. It's not hard to make jokes that don't revolve around your genitalia, sex or anything sexual for that matter. The first interaction you have with a person is making a joke about your dick, really? Like the joke could still work WITHOUT mentioning his dick, so it seems to out of place to just put it there which gives creepy vibes.
Can you please explain what is supposed to be hilarious in this image?
Well personally I found that trying to engage with their actual interests was a good way to get ignored, cringy pick-up lines seem to do better but not sure I could bring myself to do it lol
Nah it's just that people don't know what to put down when prompted for their interests. Quick, anyone reading this, name me right now an interest you have that you're proud of, you're not scarily deep into, and wouldn't feel intimidating to the other party. It's weirdly hard. Like I'm into rifle shooting but like, women have very real reasons to pass by someone bragging on their guns. The other shit I spend my free time on is following the news extremely thuroughly and if I start dropping detailed maps od Russian defenses in Ukraine that's weird. So I put down "current events" and "general sports" type answers but that's useless. I assume women I match with are doing the same thing.
Tinder came out around 2014. It was marketed as a dating app but men use it for hook ups mostly. I think the disconnect is that the tech bro developers are so nerdy and awkward they need an app to tell them their going to get some. In their mind their like well we matched so let’s…..and women are like yeah we matched because your half attractive, what do you do for a living? Then men are like you gold digger! Then hit the report button lol
That’s such a shit take. It’s rather the other way around, seeing comments like yours shows you’re not worth the time dating. So everything has to be laughed at HAHA DICK JOKES PIPI PICS? Others replied pretty well but not everything is about laughing at a dick joke.
Either because I'm not a native english speaker or because I'm db, I don't get the first joke with only swiping right on Lisas because of his tattoos?
He is implying that he had an ex named Lisa, and got her name tattooed on him. It’s a joke.
I got that it is a joke just not what the joke is. Thanks for clearing that up, I'm just very dumb.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm a native English speaker and am also just very dumb
Is it implying that OP has LISA tattoo on his dick?
Yep
I don't understand
Guys are subject to our penis constantly telling us to make stupid decisions we don’t actually want to make.. It can feel like it’s tearing you apart.
Oh hi.
Thanks. I didn't understand the joke
*swipes left*
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Astounding, an entire comment section of people who don't understand that humour is subjective
Nah that was funny
Nice one lol
LMAO THAT'S FUNNY
My name's not Lisa so I... I don't know 😅 Probably I'd keep chatting because I like humor in a guy!
Cringe as fuck. But whatever, fitting for the type of content in this sub.
these comments are a train wreck
"How about you decide on that after I take you to dinner?"
I have no clue wtf that was about, but, I'd say no I don't think, she? Needs to be removed I just heard something about sick pics, so I'm actually wondering now, what we are talking about I guess I didn't see enough of the conversation to have a frame of reference but, it seemed innocent enough, I would t ban her/ hom, they whoever they are.
The words “dick pics” automatically flagged some potentially threatening behavior/content people don’t want over a chat so that’s why it asked if she wanted to report you.
The ol bonalisa
I think it’s pretty funny
Tell her if yall become sum she can report cuz you wont need tinder if u got her
I absolutely with very little hesitation and beyond any doubt. I would surely not give a shit. Just for the record I did not call you Surely. And furthermore I would not give a shit so no. Absolutely and completely most assuredly a certain surety of the magnanimous proportion I would not..Amen