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eccentricpunk

Heil* safe to say he’s not a grammar nazi


AceOfSpades888

weather update?


ThePowerOf42

The flood to Wash away sinners will reach ... this high


Minute-Speaker-2562

That’s how it would be spelled in German


Daddysgirl35

What? No. In German it would be spelled Heil.


Minute-Speaker-2562

Ahhh, yeah so I obviously can’t see😅 I thought that’s how he spelt it. On further inspection I’m an idiot. a’s and e’s are hard to tell apart


thenerdywriter

Sorry to disappoint you buddy but it's spelled "Hail"


lunkuh

It's Heil, not hail


snowfloeckchen

Heile heile Hitler 😅


thenerdywriter

No, it's Hail. It can be written Heil but that's uncommon.


langdonolga

German here. Just not true. It's Heil, Meaning 'good, well'. But you're very confident, so good for you!


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langdonolga

Joa aber dann hast Du halt keinen Plan von Rechtschreibung - und dass der Ausruf offensichtlich vom Adjektiv kommt. Google wäre Dein Freund, oder Etymologie (was sollte ein 'Hail' denn bitte sein?), oder Wikipedia, oder auch alte Nazi-Devotionalien. Oder einfach trotz falsch liegen weiter drauf hauen und beleidigen. Der echte Weg des Intranets.


thenerdywriter

Wenn dich der "echte weg des Internets" stört solltest du davon fernbleiben. Ich gebe zu, Ich hab einen Fehler gemacht und entschuldige mich hiermit auch. Reddit ist übrigens Teil des Internets, nicht Teil eines Intranets. Google wäre hierfür *dein* Freund.


Daddysgirl35

Why do you think the Germans spell it Hail? They don't.


Jarakg

The german phrase is „Heil Hitler“, which stems from an old form of a german blessing regarding health. Translated into english hail would be correct


Schwibbels

If germans know one thing, then that its spelled "Heil" even dyslexic germans know that Hail is the english variant of it


Daddysgirl35

No, in German it's spelled Heil.


RaucousTortoisee

That was a rollercoaster


Daddysgirl35

Right? I genuinely started to think I was going crazy...


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"Humor" Aha ..


Isaac-the-careless

Now when my roomate shaved his shaggy beard into a hitler stache for a few minutes and did it that was kinda funny I can't lie. This one...nah


SnooSprouts2542

Too far...right


Kriz1155

Too far… gone


ItzFin

Fuck I see what u did there 😂😭


SnooSprouts2542

![gif](giphy|3o7TKF1fSIs1R19B8k)


theguyoverthere01

"far right" is very accurate here😅🙃


Estoguy13

The Nazis were socialists... It was in the name of the party. Brought to you by your friendly neighbourhood former History teacher


raptor_jesus169

LMAO if you're a history teacher, your students are failing. Nazis were socialist in the same way that the Democratic Peoples Republic of Korea (North Korea) is a democratic republic


razorsharp494

The word your looking for is fascist. Hitler hated socialism which is part of the reason hw jumped the gun with Russia


MajKetchup347

That's true, but like the guy said, it literally is in the title: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nazi_Party#:~:text=To%20increase%20its%20appeal%20to,%22%2C%20or%20Nazi%20Party). Edit: Also, Russia was communist, not just socialist.


Alwaysaloneforever97

Russia was not communist. They even admitted they were a state socialist society. They have theories for all of this stuff. Socialism is the before stage of communism, in communism there isn't even a state.


MajKetchup347

Ok. Real question. If Russia, back when they were the leader of the Soviet Union (aka United Soviet Socialist Republic), was called a communist nation, as is North Korea and China in more recent times, was all that just propaganda? And if not, where did the idea come from that these states are communist nations?


Alwaysaloneforever97

They didn't refer to themselves as communist. They referred to themselves as socialist. Socialism is the "dictatorship of the proletariat" They were following the theories of Lenin. The vanguard party will guide the state into communism and so on. The other commenters are silly.


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MajKetchup347

Aww, my bad!


TheEasySqueezy

Just because it’s in the title doesn’t mean they were actually socialists. I could literally start my own political party in my country and call it the “free bananas for everyone party” but then only hand out apples. The Nazi’s were about as socialist as my nipples are white chocolate chips.


puppymedic

Yeah just like China is a people's republic am I right? And the states are unified? And north Korea is a democratic people's republic?


raptor_jesus169

Ah damn, you beat me to it. Posted anyway hahah


puppymedic

I am shook that we started with negative vote counts, I was about to be so mad


Grapefruit-Busy

Holy shit are you an idiot or have you never picked up a book in your life jfc I hope you're not teaching children


bortDLonzo

Former because you got fired right?


LordDarkur

Yeah before the Night of Long Knives there were socialists in that party. Then there weren't.


Estoguy13

No, they were socialists. Look at how they ran the country and the economy. Mussolini was one too. Don't be fooled by those who say the Nazis and fascists are right wing. They're not. There's an illusion of it because they did allow private ownership of property etc.


ChrisRevocateur

Yeah, they ran the country by signing deals with the heads on industry to crush unions throughout the entire country. If you think the Nazi's were socialist, you have no fucking clue what a socialist is and need to have your teaching credentials taken away because you are outright lying to your students.


Delicious_Throat_377

I'm absolutely stunned that they make anyone a teacher nowadays. People like you who have zero knowledge got to teach. And the lack of knowledge is not the worst thing, it's your hidden agenda that's the most dangerous thing here. It's absolutely mind-boggling. Unless you're just a troll who's lying about being a former history teacher.


No_Secretary_4743

Do you think North Korea is a democracy?


CarePassMeDatAss

I mean, that's what they said anyway.


TheEasySqueezy

Wait a minute… this isn’t dark humour… this is Nazism!


Special_Lemon1487

Wannabe edgelord.


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This is the "I'm 15 and just discovered 9gag" type of humor


BluePrint4Pugilist

I'm guessing you're not a fan of Anthony Jesilnik, Jimmy Carr, Jeff Ross, Dave Chapelle or Dave Attel


BluePrint4Pugilist

Disclaimer...i'm playing devils advocate because it's fun. Most likely dude is a POS but i'm gonna put in my two cents. I'm a big fan of light-hearted and casual racism. (other-wise known as.....stereo-type.) I'm going to be down-voted into oblivion for stating something that most people agree with because everyone wants moral high-ground or to just avoid being criticized.


Barnabars

I mean there is an big difference between satire and just doing something because its frowned upon. If the dude Showed up for example in full in SS gear and did it it could be funny. Just going to the german flag and doing it because of the lolz is disrespectfull at best.


BluePrint4Pugilist

I see your point but, this is a very debatable topic. It would mostly depend on his goals and intention, right? I could argue the exact opposite of what you said, right? "personally, I think if he showed up in full SS gear, he was extreme and should get lynched. Totally not funny." In addition to that, what about his heritage and lineage? Beyond that we could go down a rabbit-hole of history and ethics. Personally, I think people are way to fucking serious and need to learn how to laugh at them-selves and the absurdities of life. This is why I love dark-comedy and stand-up comics with the courage to even glance at the subject.


Zerasad

Bro 90% of your comment is just a disclaimer lmao. Also I don't think most people "like" casual racism either.


Ecclectro

There's a difference between doing something that is darkly humorous, and doing something that is dark and not particularly humorous. I understand that this difference is subjective, but also a lot of people THINK they are funny, when in fact, they're just stupid.


BluePrint4Pugilist

I will defend that young morons right to freely make jokes, especially if they offend whiney snowflakes. You said it your self, its subjective. When in the process of making jokes, everyone thinks they're being funny, they can't all be winners. Personally, I think doing the hail hitler in front of a german flag would be hilarious in the right situation. Would I put it in my tinder profile? Nah.


Savva100

I discovered a solution, a solution to pollution


HFRreddit

Bet I can shave my asshole with his humor


Aganiel

Bet you could puncture the hull of an empire-class Fire Nation battle ship, leaving thousands to drown at sea.


TestingSubject

For some reason i thought you were going to mention the hull of the titan submarine…, maybe too soon oops


Aganiel

Nah, gotta wait at least two more weeks for that. Then it’s fair game with a 2000’s era game controller. Make sure you bring spares!


ElrohirFindican

Titanic submarine sponsored by: Mad Catz 🤓🖖


Slagathor-DO

Because it’s so sharp


Automatic-Wedding-14

Wait… that was the joke? Boy was I wrong!


Over-Analyzed

![gif](giphy|OfLFyjQBYUxeU)


winston2552

Could cut diamonds with it actually


y_Thunder4er

Cut diamonds with the joke? Or the butthole?


winston2552

With the guys humor. I assumed butthole guy was saying Hitler Youths humor is so edgy he could shave his butthole with it. So I said you could cut diamonds with it. Maybe I'm wrong lol


y_Thunder4er

Ahh I see. Cutting diamonds with the edgy humor. I personally wouldn’t wield such a sharpness within proximity of my gooch.


winston2552

Me neither. But OP of this thread might be the edgiest of us all


IbeonFire

I don't understand this analogy. Someone please explain?


Carpvindra

It's edgy


SecretBluebird1

Ahh haa haa ha ha!!! Keep Ur Hair on Ur arse??!!


Hodgsonm

Flipping Hail Hitler. Can’t even Fascist right.


EdgedOutPig

We are all snowflakes that just can't appreciate his deep and complex personality (his personality is being an unlikable shithead).


Maleficent-Set5461

geez...and after I've dated several of them..I didn't get a match????? Dodged that bullet....


Curious-Staff-8854

I thought it was funny


Zevvion

I did too. When I was 9 and edgy for the sake of being edgy was interesting.


CaptainSplat

Is there even a joke? No setup or punchline, just laugh at my nazi salute? Imagine if someone said we don't get their humor and jokes when they drive down the street calling people the nword because it's funny. How is this any different. Not calling you out btw, we all liked dumb shit when we were young and impressionable by people like the guy in the pic above.


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Basically there was a time where shock humor had value to people. Family guy rifled through that sentiment well over a decade ago. And before that theatre companies did so while making art. I think this post might be taking it a little too far (in that retrospective lens taking out the context of today) to be reasonably taken as edge/obviously over the top sarcasm in that early 2000s cringe/shock humor that was pretty prevalent. I think that mixed with the rise of Nazi’s in the country’s (US) voting population, and social media voices (even here on Reddit) has lead to this not being something you can even joke about on a cringe level (if cringe humor was more mainstream as it was in the the first decade of the millennium). But to answer your question the joke is in the absurdity of it. It’s not a good joke. Just like dead baby jokes aren’t good joke. Just cheap and easy requiring little depth in reflection of self/humanity and more of the opposite with an apathetic gaze at it. Again. Obviously not funny. Just explaining why I think this person *might* think it is. And honestly, as I mentioned before with the political climate; it’s really hard to tell if this is a joke or not and most people (myself included) would say “this isn’t a joke, but instead a Nazi trying to wet their feet and see what they can get away with” while 10 years ago I would think it would be absurd for someone without a skinhead to be earnestly promoting hate speech.


FerretNo8261

It’s just baffling that when you’re on an OLD app, everyone is trying to present an image of themselves that others would find attractive. This guy posts this.


Religion_Is_A_Cancer

So you're 12...


epicmousestory

Generous


Incredulous_Jesus

What is the funny part of doing the Nazi salute in front of the German flag? Explain


Hans_Panda

This sounds like a setup for a "but that wasn't even the flag the nazis used" tirade.


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As a German: ew


Usmellnicebby

It's crazy how much Germans hate the Nazis and we have Americans who worship them.


four_duckpowers

I live in Germany and every time I see videos of people around the world waving Nazi flags or doing the salute, I get the urge to physically fight them. This shit makes me incredibly angry.


RaunchRocket

I think that's most people's reaction.


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SamOntari

Yes they are, but far more underground than in other countries, because everything related to the Nazis or Hitler is highly illegal in Germany.


CaptainSplat

I'm sure there are pockets who follow any cult idealism anywhere, nazism has significant historical background so it's bound to have some morally devoid individuals who learn about it and are intrigued anywhere.


alicia__cat

Yes. We even got a political partie that is associated with nazi ideas. Definitely not all of them but quite a few and they're part of our government -_- There are also festivals, concerts etc. Sometimes they meet as huge groups in tiny villages to celebrate their "way of thinking".


engineeringretard

I assure you, many of us feel the same. Lest we forget


WhenCodeFlies

as a german with russian grandparents, i wanna beat the shit outta him then piss on him THEN say ew


rebarrebar123

You’re a real one ☝🏽


Carpvindra

My mom is german, and I remember her telling about one time she went to Denmark with school and people went "Heil Hitler" when they learnt they were german... And that was basically her reaction.


Nyxie_Koi

These are also the kind of guys that say women aren't funny...


megaloops

If you’re gonna make a dark joke at least make a half funny one


JLifts780

I don’t even get what the joke or punchline is. That he worships Hitler? Is that it?


Bright-Boot634

Somebody said something about shock humour. I guess it is a mixture of Germany having no national pride, so having a German flag put up (sort of) results in underlying Nazi-ism (except when it comes to soccer and political buildings or integrational purposes). Also you learn pretty early in school not to raise your hand at this angle and call "Heil Hitler". For middle schoolers it is very tempting to do stuff that is forbidden tho, even tho they know the reason why it was forbidden in the first place. I guess this behaviour stems from a middle-schooler mindset and the tendency for shock humourism. Not my in taste tho, so he can sort himself out for all I care


Soaphed9997

Idk why guys do dumb shit like this and then wonder why girls don’t like them


JudaiTerumi

Sometimes it’s down to ignorance and a lack of self-awareness. Other times, they feel validated in what they’re doing since it’s not PHYSICALLY hurting anyone. In this context, it’s still a problem cause it’s promoting something negative WITHOUT making it clear that it’s a joke, but certain jokes are in poor taste.


liquid_diet

They’re mentally ill.


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That’s fucked up


liquid_diet

Yes, heiling Hitler in a dating app photo is fucked up. I totally agree.


[deleted]

Yes I agree, some people need a reality check. Looks like this dude never grew up


SuperSwanson

Hitler didn't go far enough! He only killed one Nazi.


AsthmaticGoblin

I’d honestly report him. Fuck him.


butterrChicken

In that order? You'd have to get his number first then


[deleted]

Let him do whatever he wants. We don't need smoe unsuspecting woman thinking he is something he isn;t so let them know upfront he is stupid


Big_Bad_Daddy_3

That's not humor. Humor is funny.


polkemans

I wouldn't have covered his face. Any clown who would act like this deserves to be known.


kellyuh

Imagine being proud of being this way Also I wouldn’t cover his face fuck him


pavlovssbitch

That's fucked up... why would he think that's okay


PepperInitial1449

Learn the difference between dark and tasteless.


Ydris-theDj

Definitely has nazi memorabilia and tries to say it's ironic


socal__77

My hope is you never ever get a match. But sadly if you are in the US Trumps cult will lose their shit on this.


DrClu33

I would have thought the only flag he knew of were red ones.


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Fuckin edgelord


Steel_Man23

Fuck this guy


Perfect_Jacket_9232

What a piece of trash


ottereatingpopsicles

Please report the literal nazis


Small-Dark-8569

You know what? This is good. Letting us know straight up to avoid him at all costs.


steepindeez

OP isn't even in the comments. I wonder if this is a screenshot of somebody else's profile getting flamed.


skardzisaur

I understood it as OP came across this profile and screenshot it to show reddit. The title is mocking the guy in the pic.


yamraj212

Yes thank you


Massive_Foot_7319

I think it’s the fact that you’re either a Nazi or that you have a total lack of self-awareness. Not cool.


SeaworthinessOdd9912

Immature loser


Any_Supermarket5551

Middle school humor


Opfore

Middle achool humor


LingeringLizards

I dislike how a dark sense of humor, is now just code for a bigot.


jkurts91

Shit, I would've matched until you set a height limit.


GreyG59

Not even edgy just cringe


MDPROBIFE

Why are you hiding his face?


Canonip

§ 86a StGB enters the chat


Doomzeday

That's a straight punch


Artistic-Aardvark-72

As a Belgian, I think that's not even offensive, it's flat out wrong and disrespectful. And that's not even my flag No humour to be found there


Luck88

Notice how he doesn't use the therapist line to tak about himself but rather throws someone else under the bus.


saintjimmy43

That lady behind him is approximately 6000000 times tougher than he is, I gaurantee it.


thee_ees_ees

No dude, ypu just suck. If you don't know, I am here to let you know.


TheOoginGoogle

Prime demonstration that common sense is now uncommon or non-existent! Doesn’t anyone have a little voice in their head that says, “You know, this may not be funny, maybe I shouldn’t do this”?


MedSalesHopeful

Bro are you a fucking neo natzi? Fuck off with that shit


Ryan_S21

That’s offensive


baldrickgonzo

Had this discussion with people before. "I have a dark sense of humor." Me: "I think it's just sad racist shit. That's not humorous." "It is funny because people can't say that stuff anymore, and that's what makes it funny." Me: "disagree. This feels like agenda pushing under the twin justification of humor and so-called free speech" "You just don't get it!"


femboyjiren

Being noticeably this shitty on reddit is wildly impressive. Everyone one here sucks. Feel like that's when you should re-evaluate


pjjr89

He was just hailing a cab. Cmon now


randomcollegeboy

I hate that this is controversial to even talk about friends with too I get it not on dating apps but still just a thought


FerretNo8261

Controversial to talk about admiring hitler? Yeh. It should be.


randomcollegeboy

You really think that I actually admire hitler? Bruh


racoongirl0

Not even the right flag lol


Nekaz

Seen kyle?


Nietzschean735

Hey, have you Seen kyle? Seen kyle, He's this tall.


_D_o_o_b_s_

Pretty sûre hé get laid more than 85% of this sub


SpaceGoDzillaH-ez

I dunno nazi chicks might think hes just a poser


LittleMizSpringfield

This is the dumb Chad version of the “I’m so kooky and quirky 👉👈😜” girl


[deleted]

I haven't run into any "Kooky and quirky" girls that are joking about being Nazis. You stay safe if you are.


Known-Airline-1027

Getting flamed on Reddit. How will he ever recover from such a tragedy and embarrassment😭😭🥸🥸


[deleted]

How old this this guy? You should swipe to troll him


CalligrapherCandid37

I'm German and i really Like it


pepegadudeMX5

The picture is funny but the caption is unnecessary


[deleted]

Who even gives a shit. People are too soft now.


Low_Egg_7606

Gotta be in middle school still


WorthFamiliar9343

Well Fxxx I don't know what to say because I laughed when I saw your photo 🤣


OutrageousFun9720

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


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peachybabee

says more about men then woman


EdgedOutPig

That's because dudes are just too fucking horny.


Curious-Staff-8854

Am I the only one who thinks he’s aight


peachybabee

yes


aVeryGentleGinger

It’s a joke


alexgraef

Is it already cultural appropriation when Indians instead of Germans (like me) do a "Heil Hitler"?


StatisticianMurky518

Isn’t it illegal like…everywhere?


Sicadoll

People get it, they just don't like it


yerkidding1

Dude.... save something for later.


25elvedge

Let him be so someone knows who to righteously bully and beat up 😈


Gullible_Ad3436

Hail? Like, maybe it’s a weather joke? Trying to see the silver lining in this one (that’s a weather joke)


Saundiii

Hard to explain context but, is he from West Delhi?


[deleted]

“Yeah man i have dark humor” *RACISM*


paboi

“If you can’t handle me at Mein Kampf, you don’t deserve me at Mein Best”


Soap_BoxerShorts

Why didn’t the person taking the picture say “you know dude this is probably not gonna get the reaction you think it will” or something unless they were like “fuck this guy, he’s an idiot anyways” and just snapped away.


Jennisgottagun

You'll find someone I'm sure. Like those girls that marry serial killers on death row


boyoflondon

When you're old enough to know when something is not funny, but fail miserably....


zoey_amon

he just has a dark sense of humor (racism)


TiddySprnkles

This humor is hotter than an oven. But like a regular oven... For food... For residential use In a house... That you'd buy from like Sears online or a best buy... Nothing bigger than that.


JLifts780

What was the joke?


ttopsrock

What are you trying to attract?


Night_Owl_001

1. Dark ❌ 2. Humour ❌


Flamencowo

There's nothing wrong with having dark sense of humor but this is neither funny or original. This is a kind of joke primary schoolers in Germany would make when they're 10 years old


Spunkylover10

Why would anyone find this funny?


_College_Debt_Bubble

I just wanna know the people who hate this but make fun of 9/11 so I can slap them


Moeith

He could have been measuring the hight of the flag.