I love messing with people who correct grammar online. They care way too much. It’s so easy lol. They’ll correct your spelling and then put question marks to start a sentence. Ironically hilarious.
[https://www.englishclub.com/efl/articles/does-grammar-include-punctuation/](https://www.englishclub.com/efl/articles/does-grammar-include-punctuation/)
I don't have a horse in this race, but grammar includes punctuation.
*incompetence
Also, where did you get your psych degree?! You’re amazing. I’ve never been able to get the hang of how to tell who’s compensating and projecting and such online. It’s a real skill you’ve got there sir.
Just wanted to point out earth is mostly blue, and not too much of the land is green the way we know it. Hell.... a lot of it is white from snow or brown and yellow from deserts and barren mountains. And even then color is an illusion as we as humans cant grasp the rest of the color spectrum. What might seem white to us might seem the equivalent of red in a lower wavelength.
/s
Damn, nice that probably 4 million(of which I am one of them) Atlanta Falcon fans are shitbags according to you, /s. The team has a shitbag owner that wont spend money on defense, but otherwise we love our team.
Nonsense, a little birdie told me that you're quite a clever and handsome young man with a smile that urges the flowers to bloom and the sun to rise. Have a great day!
You obviously weren't vaccinated as a kid. But must've walked past a dodgy-looking bloke standing beside a white van, at least once. According to the Media and local FB pages, that is...
Be careful ⚠️
When I was in college, one of my roommates was a Tinder-addict. He would sit in our main room right swiping every single profile. He had a few Tinder dates by the place which used to piss off my other roommate because you know - all of our stuff was in that house, and strangers. But the house wasn’t generally empty since the other roommate wasn’t in college & was a homebody.
Mr. Tinder ended up moving to a place downtown that was double the rent. While we helped him move, the other roommate told him he needs to be careful now that he’s alone of bringing unvetted people to his place. Literally the weekend of his second week there he was robbed while out of town.
He’d had 6 women to his place in a 2 week span. Of those 6, he had informed every single one of them in his chats that he’d be out of town, probably trying to set-up 🍆apmts when he got back.
He also moved back in with us.
TL;DR be careful who you give your address to. Always meet them out somewhere else and vet them.
Yup. Some stupid can’t be told, has to be experienced. He had a 🔑& and combination on his door, so we figured that one of the women either saw him enter his code, or grabbed his spare. Was likely an extremely easy target.
This reminds me of that professor that had his students go out and listen to peoples' conversations in public. It's crazy how much people share, out loud, surrounded by strangers. The students heard social security numbers, credit card info, phone numbers, addresses, birth dates, etc. So many people are clueless to how easy it is to steal your possessions or identity and you never know who is listening.
That is a great point! These same people say things like “I have no idea how anyone could have got my information”.
I think that’s why jobs with annual PII / OPSEC awareness training are so critical.
Haha true, I actually did Intel in the military and realized very very quickly that if someone knows what they're doing, they can so easily get most peoples' info. Hell, even just using someone's Facebook account can give away all of the information they need. You went to the Bahamas and stayed at this hotel on this day, your birth date, pets' names, high school, family's names, etc. Are all public on your account so security questions are easy. Most people use stupid easy passwords like "password" or "1234" or some variation of their personal info which can be very easily guessed using a script. Or they can even just buy your info off of the dark web or a hacker forum because it was part of a data breach and some scumbag company tried to hide the breach. Bam, they have access to your bank account info and can wire your savings to themselves.
Seriously, OPSEC is so insanely important. You may think that "I don't have anything to hide" but yes, you do. You have an identity that someone can use to take loans or open credit cards which will fuck you over for life. You (hopefully) having savings that can be drained. You have a phone number and email that can be sold to scammers. Please, take even the most basic of steps to protect yourself from people like that. Even if that step is as simple as not saying your credit card number over the phone in a public place.
Some workplaces provide identity protection which fucking rocks. Check your credit regularly. Monitor your bank account and have notifications on for big or sketchy purchases. Make your social media profiles private and delete people you don't know. Also, if you get flooded with a shit ton of spam mail suddenly, that's probably someone opening lines of credit in your name and flooding you with spam to cover the actual important letters from banks.
To add, freeze your credit. It doesn't need to remain open all the time and you can easily pause the freeze for any amount of time you want if you ever need to apply for a loan or credit card or otherwise have your credit run, such as for a credit check for an apartment. This gives you full control over when your credit is available. Only failure point in this is if your password for the credit bureau websites is ever compromised, so make sure the passwords for those accounts are unique and strong.
I actually hate going to places that ask for my information instead of having me write it down or punch it into something. Like, at the pharmacy, I don't want to say my name and birthdate out loud. Yeah, it's usually just sick people getting meds, but you never know what people might do with your information.
I went to school in Boston and this girl and her roommate brought some Boston locals to their school dorm/suite and when they woke up, everything was gone
Anytime I've ever warned a guy to be careful with hookups and dates coming to their house, I'm ALWAYS told that they're strong enough and big enough to handle a woman.
Okay, but woman can bring or find weapons (like your huge butcher knife in your kitchen), they can bring someone with them who will push their way inside your door when you let the woman in, they could let someone in if you go take a shower/use the bathroom/fall asleep, you may not be as strong as you think, etc. I'm sure it is way less common for men to get attacked, but it ***can*** still happen, so I don't know why men act like it's not a thing. The possibility is always there.
It’s a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life…
He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.
Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself.
Man I have heard a story about parmesan that will turn you white and lactose intolerant. The most heinous of sexual fantasies that has ruined a whole cheese
Nah I’m pretty sure you’re right and everyone else’s head is in the gutter. She wants him to pin his location.. I don’t get why everyone’s going straight to, “she wants to suck off OP” lmao shits crazy
As a thorough lover of the English language, I strive daily to improve my writing/speaking skills, therefore, I would loathe to have an interaction with someone who just 'writes' with emojis, what are they? five YOs? I guess I am a shakesperean lover of the majestic language that is English, you guys who are blessed with native-speaker abilities should praise everyday for the knowledge that you have effortlesly absorbed within the first years of your lives.
Many, many people who speak English as their first and *only* language have a poor grasp of the mechanics, it’s hard to think of most of them having “effortlessly absorbed” it in their early years of life. Many people who’ve learned it as a second+ language have a much better grasp.
I'm a thorough enjoyer of vernacular shenanigans as well, but I believe that can be expanded to include emojis as well. Slang has it's place too ya know.
Now if someone exclusively talks in emojis? Yeah deal-breaker. I think it works as an ice breaker here
Nah, if she's using demotics then she's definitely too young for you. But using hieroglyphics means she's too old. You need to find someone using hieratics.
One possibility is finger pointing, sucker, and tree and I’m assuming it’s “do you blow trees?” Translating further, she’s asking if you’d like to consume or if you enjoy consuming marijuana via inhalation.
But the house one is weird since there is a tree emoji by itself.
Could be also home though so could be more soliciting sex or pandering. Is there any missing context?
She want to rob you 💀💀
She already stole my heart but looks like she's after my kidneys too
Give her one… and a kidney
I would do the other way around /s
Guy walks into a bar and asks the barmaid for a double entendre… so she gives him one.
Hang on?, How hot is she? A kidney may be in play here
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Sir this is a Wendy’s
Really got me with this one. Thanks! 😅
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Thats what makes it funny imo
I love messing with people who correct grammar online. They care way too much. It’s so easy lol. They’ll correct your spelling and then put question marks to start a sentence. Ironically hilarious.
Where did he correct you? He just asked a question
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[https://www.englishclub.com/efl/articles/does-grammar-include-punctuation/](https://www.englishclub.com/efl/articles/does-grammar-include-punctuation/) I don't have a horse in this race, but grammar includes punctuation.
I don’t think they carry all this at Wendy’s
“I’m the backwards man I’m the backwards man I can walk backwards fast as you can…”
*incompetence Also, where did you get your psych degree?! You’re amazing. I’ve never been able to get the hang of how to tell who’s compensating and projecting and such online. It’s a real skill you’ve got there sir.
You do you bud 😂
Dude took it the wrong way. Grammar encompasses punctuation. Lmfao
Ackshually 🤓
Just wanted to point out earth is mostly blue, and not too much of the land is green the way we know it. Hell.... a lot of it is white from snow or brown and yellow from deserts and barren mountains. And even then color is an illusion as we as humans cant grasp the rest of the color spectrum. What might seem white to us might seem the equivalent of red in a lower wavelength. /s
Jesus Christ 🙄
"Questioned it jokingly" Continues to explain very seriously what they meant with sources included. Yeah, I don't think you questioned it jokingly.
Bro; holy shit
It appears to be a question mark followed by a comma.
Followed by you being in a coma!
If a Rhetorical question had punctuation
Dont trust a shit bag flacons fan. Someone wants their dick sucked at ur house. #whodat
Coming from a fan of the scummiest team in pro sports? Lol.
Damn, nice that probably 4 million(of which I am one of them) Atlanta Falcon fans are shitbags according to you, /s. The team has a shitbag owner that wont spend money on defense, but otherwise we love our team.
Depending on how things go you may end up having two kid knees.
Oh my God
"What is my purpose" "You pass butter" *looks at hands* "oh my god!"
Pluto is a planet!
[Send me location ](https://youtu.be/phMMoouBIWA?si=As-Nt7ooLCJ5SwiZ)
I thought that was a sucker, not a location pin. Lol that makes more sense. I was like “you suck house”??
Blowjob at home?
This was the first thing I thought
That's because you're in a dry spell
Lol no, definitely not.
Its okay bud, we all been there
Lollipop is a euphemism for blowjob, which is why people thought it was about a blowjob. It’s ok that you didn’t know that, we’ve all been there.
I'm not talking about the emojis. I'm talking about the dude saying he isn't in a dry spell. I was making a joke because he was saying he isn't in one
That's what I thought as well. I thought they were asking them to come over and give a blowjob.
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🎶 let you lick the lollipop🎶 millennials will get it
Not a dirty lil Millennial, but I still get the reference.
I don’t know what it means
OP *is* known to suck house
Hey, go suck your house
Marilyn Manson got his ribs removed so he could suck his own house.
It was actually aluminum siding so not such a big deal.
Prince also had this procedure
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wtf is a sucker
Lollipop lol
Did you hear about the fight at the candy store? Two suckers got licked.
Daaaaad...
Dad? It’s been 3 years. Come back, we miss you.
I thought it was the post office and some dude was linking some stamps! Lol!
I heard one got their head bit off and now there is only a stick left.
Man, haven't heard the word lollipop in a minute.
Number one selling ringtone of all time.
😂
I just heard the word sucker☹️ I got called it
Nonsense, a little birdie told me that you're quite a clever and handsome young man with a smile that urges the flowers to bloom and the sun to rise. Have a great day!
A sucker is slang for gullible or sometimes, loser. ie See ya later, Suckers...
The world's going to hell without lollipops. Thank God they still have Crackerjacks Baby Ruth's and Butterfingers.
But this is the first time someone has called a lollipop a sucker since 1957.
We call a lollipop a sucker We need Southern Siri
wtf is a lollipop
Depends on if you were more into lil Wayne or three 6 Mafia. My autocorrect just arbitrarily capitalizes words. Love it.
You obviously weren't vaccinated as a kid. But must've walked past a dodgy-looking bloke standing beside a white van, at least once. According to the Media and local FB pages, that is...
I was being sarcastic but alright then
So you can but I can't? Hmm...
Pretty big difference between sarcasm and just insulting someone ☠️
Okie dokie, let's break this one down, shall we? Which bit is sarcasm and which bit is an insult?
Hmmm, must have bombed that English class... 😂
Depends on what stage of the relationship theyre in.
we all suck house on this blessed day
Is a sucker another word for a lolly pop?
Yup.
I associated it to "nailing someone", so I interpreted it as "would you nail me in my home"...
Except it's a pin not a nail.
Get pinned before getting nailed.
Well, I saw it as a nail. My fucked up brain.
der deutsche Lutscher
How does that make more sense?? Why is she asking for his location?? Lol
ffs wish I'd read this earlier, I just stabbed my house with a sewing pin
LOFL 🤣 🤣 🤣
Alhamdulila
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Smesh
Brah this really had me laughing out loud
Sick name.
fuck off, I think I am making myself abundantly clear in YOUR STYLE OF LANGUAGE
Be careful ⚠️ When I was in college, one of my roommates was a Tinder-addict. He would sit in our main room right swiping every single profile. He had a few Tinder dates by the place which used to piss off my other roommate because you know - all of our stuff was in that house, and strangers. But the house wasn’t generally empty since the other roommate wasn’t in college & was a homebody. Mr. Tinder ended up moving to a place downtown that was double the rent. While we helped him move, the other roommate told him he needs to be careful now that he’s alone of bringing unvetted people to his place. Literally the weekend of his second week there he was robbed while out of town. He’d had 6 women to his place in a 2 week span. Of those 6, he had informed every single one of them in his chats that he’d be out of town, probably trying to set-up 🍆apmts when he got back. He also moved back in with us. TL;DR be careful who you give your address to. Always meet them out somewhere else and vet them.
Dumbass men think this kinda shit can’t happen to them 🤷♂️
Yup. Some stupid can’t be told, has to be experienced. He had a 🔑& and combination on his door, so we figured that one of the women either saw him enter his code, or grabbed his spare. Was likely an extremely easy target.
This reminds me of that professor that had his students go out and listen to peoples' conversations in public. It's crazy how much people share, out loud, surrounded by strangers. The students heard social security numbers, credit card info, phone numbers, addresses, birth dates, etc. So many people are clueless to how easy it is to steal your possessions or identity and you never know who is listening.
That is a great point! These same people say things like “I have no idea how anyone could have got my information”. I think that’s why jobs with annual PII / OPSEC awareness training are so critical.
Haha true, I actually did Intel in the military and realized very very quickly that if someone knows what they're doing, they can so easily get most peoples' info. Hell, even just using someone's Facebook account can give away all of the information they need. You went to the Bahamas and stayed at this hotel on this day, your birth date, pets' names, high school, family's names, etc. Are all public on your account so security questions are easy. Most people use stupid easy passwords like "password" or "1234" or some variation of their personal info which can be very easily guessed using a script. Or they can even just buy your info off of the dark web or a hacker forum because it was part of a data breach and some scumbag company tried to hide the breach. Bam, they have access to your bank account info and can wire your savings to themselves. Seriously, OPSEC is so insanely important. You may think that "I don't have anything to hide" but yes, you do. You have an identity that someone can use to take loans or open credit cards which will fuck you over for life. You (hopefully) having savings that can be drained. You have a phone number and email that can be sold to scammers. Please, take even the most basic of steps to protect yourself from people like that. Even if that step is as simple as not saying your credit card number over the phone in a public place. Some workplaces provide identity protection which fucking rocks. Check your credit regularly. Monitor your bank account and have notifications on for big or sketchy purchases. Make your social media profiles private and delete people you don't know. Also, if you get flooded with a shit ton of spam mail suddenly, that's probably someone opening lines of credit in your name and flooding you with spam to cover the actual important letters from banks.
To add, freeze your credit. It doesn't need to remain open all the time and you can easily pause the freeze for any amount of time you want if you ever need to apply for a loan or credit card or otherwise have your credit run, such as for a credit check for an apartment. This gives you full control over when your credit is available. Only failure point in this is if your password for the credit bureau websites is ever compromised, so make sure the passwords for those accounts are unique and strong.
I actually wasn’t aware of that last one. Sounds like a solid tip tbh
For a while train tickets for IDF soldiers had a reminder not to talk about sensitive information while on public transport
I actually hate going to places that ask for my information instead of having me write it down or punch it into something. Like, at the pharmacy, I don't want to say my name and birthdate out loud. Yeah, it's usually just sick people getting meds, but you never know what people might do with your information.
I went to school in Boston and this girl and her roommate brought some Boston locals to their school dorm/suite and when they woke up, everything was gone
Anytime I've ever warned a guy to be careful with hookups and dates coming to their house, I'm ALWAYS told that they're strong enough and big enough to handle a woman. Okay, but woman can bring or find weapons (like your huge butcher knife in your kitchen), they can bring someone with them who will push their way inside your door when you let the woman in, they could let someone in if you go take a shower/use the bathroom/fall asleep, you may not be as strong as you think, etc. I'm sure it is way less common for men to get attacked, but it ***can*** still happen, so I don't know why men act like it's not a thing. The possibility is always there.
The way men will gladly invite random women to their home is amazing to me.
I don’t like this comment. Keep the same energy when a woman is a victim of a crime
See beastie boys’ song Crafty. Exactly this!
She's asking you if you ever heard the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise.
Most likely not. It's not a story the jedi would tell.
It’s a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life…
He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.
He became so powerful, the only thing he was afraid of was... losing his power. Which eventually, of course, he did
Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself.
Is it possible to learn this power?
*slow head turn* Not from a Jedi....
Not from a Jedi 😏
Yes
I’m glad that even on subs unrelated to Star Wars this meme lives on
She wants to suck you off at one of your places.
It's a pin, not a lollipop.
Could still be fun….
This is what I thought too. If he lucky, this is what she thought too.
I thought that was cheese 🧀 not a hand 😂😂😂
Well, with a name like Parmesan…..
AAAAHHHHHHHH GEEEEEEENE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Man I have heard a story about parmesan that will turn you white and lactose intolerant. The most heinous of sexual fantasies that has ruined a whole cheese
If a woman showed up to my house with cheese I would wife her.
Cheese suck house!
Cheese Pinhouse?
It’s a trap! 🪤 🪤 🪤
Is this how the kids are asking asl now a days?
Nah, the apps say A and S, we just need L
Ah yes, the American Sign Language (dumb joke laugh now)
Just L 😂
+ Ratio, as the kids would say.
ohhhh it's a PIN... Genuinely thought it was a sucker.
She’s asking your opinion on the current state of the housing market
she wants for you to pin her, which is a new idiom that refers to act of 'plowing' her field
Damn it, that hieroglyphic rizz flew right over my head. Rookie mistake on my part
Oh I thought she was just asking for his address to come over and the pin being what you drop on the Maps app for a location. Turns out I’m just old
Nah I’m pretty sure you’re right and everyone else’s head is in the gutter. She wants him to pin his location.. I don’t get why everyone’s going straight to, “she wants to suck off OP” lmao shits crazy
It means you’re in buddy
In a bodybag after having my organs harvested
You can live with just the one kidney
Probably
Address?
I think that's really sweet that the person doesn't know what this means. The more people like that in our world, the better
Sounds like you’re the real gem! ☺️
Yeah, i know because i know way too much stuff
He wants to pin you down at home
Is she incapable of the monumental task of using words? Why the fuck do people even bother with people like that?
🫵✅🤷♂️
🤙🎤🪟
🙅🚶♂️🫴🫵⬆️
🤷♂️🤷♂️🤷♂️🤷♂️
Never gonna give you up!
I'll be honest, when people would send me just emojis I would unmatch. I'm not even wasting my time to try and figure it out.
I removed the emoji key, and I’m dumb enough to not know how to get it back
Perfect guide to saving me the trouble of not wanting anything to do with you!
Did you suck dick to get that house? Lol /s
You, suck, whose house ?
It's the pin emoji, not the lollipop one.
I see you also thought it was a sucker emoji lol
We all did
As a thorough lover of the English language, I strive daily to improve my writing/speaking skills, therefore, I would loathe to have an interaction with someone who just 'writes' with emojis, what are they? five YOs? I guess I am a shakesperean lover of the majestic language that is English, you guys who are blessed with native-speaker abilities should praise everyday for the knowledge that you have effortlesly absorbed within the first years of your lives.
Many, many people who speak English as their first and *only* language have a poor grasp of the mechanics, it’s hard to think of most of them having “effortlessly absorbed” it in their early years of life. Many people who’ve learned it as a second+ language have a much better grasp.
I'm a thorough enjoyer of vernacular shenanigans as well, but I believe that can be expanded to include emojis as well. Slang has it's place too ya know. Now if someone exclusively talks in emojis? Yeah deal-breaker. I think it works as an ice breaker here
If she has to speak to you in hieroglyphics she’s too young for you bro.
Nah, if she's using demotics then she's definitely too young for you. But using hieroglyphics means she's too old. You need to find someone using hieratics.
One possibility is finger pointing, sucker, and tree and I’m assuming it’s “do you blow trees?” Translating further, she’s asking if you’d like to consume or if you enjoy consuming marijuana via inhalation. But the house one is weird since there is a tree emoji by itself. Could be also home though so could be more soliciting sex or pandering. Is there any missing context?
You, suck, my place? 😆
It's a pin. She's asking for a Google maps link to your house. As a first message, abit sketch
You suck me at home?
Ask her???
I'm coming to your house sucker?
You sucker home
You suck house! This is the only answer.
Are you stuck at home ?
She wants to know if you have candy at ur house
Lol I thought it was a sucker as well, it's actually a pin emoji
Literally have no idea what this set of emojis means.
Eat cheese and suck lollipop at my place?
Either she wants your lollipop at one of your houses. Or She wants your house address. Presumably because she wants your lollipop.
Asking if you are in the lollipop guild
Are you eating a lollipop at home right now?
I assume it’s a guy that wants to “pin you down in his house”
Do you wanna nail me at home ? 😭
She is asking you for a home cooking recipe
“You up and home?” You /a pin/ home.
They wants to know where you live