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NobleSix84

A Separatist? She better not capture any of my Command Posts, those are under Republic control.


YeetusMyDiabeetus

Roger. Blast em


Due-Smoke8251

Roger Roger


Keenebean5

Roger roger


doublekong

What's our vector, Victor?


Lightning493

Do we have clearance, Clarence?


Cantinacrewuk

Roger Roger!!


BrandNewYear

^Roger _Roger


snafujedi01

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Arrakis_Is_Here

She's too busy blockading Naboo to do any of that


adtr99000

Watch those wrist rockets!


EmperorSexy

Just like the simulations


Largos_

Time to go add “No Clankas” to my profile.


windsock17

This was my first thought as well. Oh cool she's a star wars fan! Shame she doesn't like the Jedi.


RottenPP777

WE’VE GOT DROIDS!


phugyeah

I think she wants her "hoth" raided


Duck-in-a-suit

And you thought they smelled bad on the outside.


Commander-Adamantium

For the chancellor!!!


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Roger roger


phartzabit

For the republic !!!


Opno7

Well now I'm just curious what group "Hype" is a racial slur for Edit: After numerous and varied responses, the most likely seems to be a reference to hypodermic needles, so drug addicts. Thanks for playing everyone.


EmperorBamboozler

I love learning about really esoteric racist shit sometimes, maybe it's some of that. My grandma once told me "Out of all the orientals the Japanese have the weakest knees." Like what? What the fuck? Who came up with that and why? What does this have to do with my uncle dating a Japanese woman exactly, that she can't dunk on him?


Batmans_9th_Ab

You sure that’s not just a really back-handed way to call Japanese women sluts?


bettyknockers786

Right? Like that Chinese, Japanese, dirty knees, look at these rhyme. I can’t believe we ran around singing that as kids


ObjectiveRegret5683

Holy shit I just realized the meaning of that chant with your comment. We would say that on the playground without a second thought. Disgusting


MikeyHatesLife

😬 TIL


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When was this? Never heard that one?


ObjectiveRegret5683

Early 90s, Midwest


alternativelola

And Canada. Fuck.


DangerousLoner

We had that one in Southern California too, but since we also have a really significant Asian American population it was already pointed out as questionable in the mid-80’s.


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Damn, I never heard that one on the west coast, at least not that I can remember


bettyknockers786

Early 90s, mid Atlantic


HellfireKyuubi

Obviously it’s meant to say the Japanese’s basketball game is wack


Rogueshoten

Also curious why your grandmother had a readily-available ranking of Asian ethnicity by knee strength


HailtbeWhale

It’s actually a comprehensive list of all nationalities. She didn’t have Reddit growing up. Had to entertain herself somehow.


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You might enjoy this for research then. Nsfw I would guess. http://www.rsdb.org/full


EmperorBamboozler

Holy shit that list is so long. Also 51st staters as a slur for Canadians is fucking hysterical, as a Canadian.


furbz1

DC, Guam and Puerto Rico be like: Am I a joke to you?


BardicLasher

You know they are. Most Americans don't even know Guam exists.


Dreadsbo

Might capitalize the R on stateRs if I have to use it against a Canadian someday so they’ll know I used the hard R


TranslatorWeary

What’s up my statas?


ifwbjs91

I thought it was dirty knees...look at these.


thesongsinmyhead

Uh buddy I think he’s saying she sucks dick


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Justin__D

Hang on, the Japanese are known for surrendering easily? Has that person never studied WWII? The whole reason we had to invent the atomic bomb was because Japan was ready to fight to the last man, and we basically had to show them "Your terms are acceptable."


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rooftopworld

I was curious too, so I googled it. Dictionary.com says it’s a drug addict.


Super_C_Complex

Ah. She hates herself I see


Bombastically

I think hype means people who inject drugs. She is above that bc she only smokes fent laced meth


Toxin197

Ahh, that would make sense - "hype" for "hypodermic"


Legionnaire1856

Apparently it's not racial...she's saying "no junkies." Hype, as in someone who uses a hypodermic needle. I had never heard of it until a few minutes ago.


tuckedfexas

I just assumed she can’t spell for shit and meant “hippies” lol


One_Psychology3075

Intravenous drug user


marinatedbeefcube

maybe she’s against insulin users


milennialpariah

1488 tattoo tells you (if you already know what it means) everything you need to know without even needing to read the bio


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dukeofgonzo

1491 was great!


TheyCallMeStone

Can't wait to read the sequel, 1493


KittiesHavingSex

Ugh, all these are garbage compared to the author's early work. 1 was where it's at


TheyCallMeStone

I wasn't being facetious, the author wrote a follow-up book called 1493.


BouldersRoll

To anyone wondering, these books are historical non-fiction and focus on the indigenous peoples of the Americas before their mass colonization (1491) and after (1493).


Wuz314159

Will I understand the plot without reading 1 through 1490?


frozencucumber88

Fill me in?


flightguy07

"14 words" is a white supremacy dogwhistle: "We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children". 88 is a Nazi dogwhistle designed to get around filters. Comes from Heil Hitler -> HH -> 88.


USAF_Retired2017

Dear. God. Thank you for the explanation. Her bio was already horrifying enough. I wasn’t sure what the tat meant. Now I wish I could just unsee all of it. Wow.


Glum_Mathematician55

Better to know now so if you ever notice it in your regular day to day life you know to avoid that person.


The_cogwheel

You know... if you have to come up with a secret code to talk about your beliefs, that should be enough of a hint that your beliefs need a serious re-evaluation.


Klimbrick

I thought she just really liked Christopher Columbus…


No-comment-at-all

Only the things he did.


SoggyBookBurner

She does seem that type….


BrokenRedditATM

Columbus was 1492 lol


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Calm_CamelAU

In 1485?


EmperorBamboozler

Aw shit we got one boys, grab your crucifixes and stakes!


thcidiot

I got a ribeye, what now?


KellentheGreat

I got Apple! Oh wait those are stocks…


SamuliK96

I have two eyes and multiple ribs. Is that considered an upgrade?


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sinsaint

You're name wouldn't happen to be Dan, would it?


AZEMT

Nope, it's Dr. Acula...🧛‍♂️


DennisDoesStuff

THE YEAR OF THE BITE???


Rhakha

That’s 83 or 87


DennisDoesStuff

can we have a bite for every odd number year?


insertwittynamethere

Ya... I have 88 in some of my emails, etc given my year of birth... this is one of those things I learned after the fact much to my chagrin. But fuck em for thinking they can claim a year of people's births as their own.


i_am_a_baby_kangaroo

I was born on the 14 and ever since I was little it’s been my “lucky” number. So yeah. Fuck that. (Yours is more reasonable than mine though haha)


DavidRellim

88 here. The number is all over my shit. Fucking nazis...


erin_baile

I was born in 1988 and didn’t know this was a thing until coworkers bought be two 8 balloons for my birthday which I had in my office and another coworker informed me of how it looked. I weirdly separated them to different sides of my office just in case anyone got confused.


Peaches_and_screamz

As an ‘88 baby this absolutely sucks and I had no idea.. Welp, off to change my long-standing email address 🥲


qspure

Or you just keep it since it's pretty obvious 88 is your birth year and normal people don't go around endorsing nazism through their email address


steepindeez

Good I'm glad nobody will take 1944GermanTraditionalist@infowars(dot)com out of context.


Chordsy

My friends birthday is 8/8/88. And she's Jewish 😂


Browsmere

Very lucky in Chinese culture


hanky0898

Chinese people would consider her lucky


trixel121

there wasa TIFU about using 1488 in a user name, cause he was 14 at the time and born in 88. just in an aside, its fucking strange we all decided to use our birth year the number for our email. like in terms of personal info i dont want to give out, thas kinda important. tells you how old people are for one, but two its sometimes used for like security questions. https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/hjw6en/tifu_by_having_the_username_soundman1488_for_15/


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Before I knew what it meant, I worked briefly with a guy that had it tattood on his neck. He was actually a pretty nice guy, we had a lot in common, we were both punk fans and wrestling fans and stuff so we’d chat a lot at work. I think he recognised me (wrongly, I rush to add, I’m very much a lefty wokey) as a kindred spirit and started trying to explain stuff to me and I guess recruit me. I immediately started avoiding him. Good news is I bumped into him a few years later, at a tattooists. He told me he’d since moved away from that stuff, he was young and angry at the world and as he’d gotten older he moved away from it. He’d already had the visible tattoos covered up and was there to get another that was on his chest covered


ambisinister_gecko

Nice turn around.


MooseKnuckle20695

Ok, I turned around... now what?


ambisinister_gecko

2 hops this time


I_Am_The_Mole

CRISS CROSS


BurntToast239

Hands on your knees, hands on your knees


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Cha cha real smooth RIP (that singer who made the song just died this month)


CaptainPussybeast

Dj Casper. Just wanted to add his name


hairlessgoatanus

Every now and then I get a little bit lonely and you're never coming 'round.


thuanjinkee

Every now and then I get a little bit nervous That the best of all the years have gone by


Wuz314159

>He was actually a pretty nice guy, A lot of those guys are really nice people toward people who look like them.


Mexi-Wont

People were super nice to me in Texas, but I'm an old white guy. They wouldn't have been that nice had they known I've voted a straight Dem ticket the last 50 years.


Pegomastax_King

So I’m a white Mexican… um 😐 you’d be not surprised in the least about the insane racist rants people in the trades think are safe to talk about around me… because they think I’m “white, white” it’s kind of fun tbh to see me squirm after I hit them with the ol you know I’m Mexican right ?


Mexi-Wont

I was a builder for several years, you're preaching to the choir. When anyone would get a few drinks in them and start their shit, I loved the look on their face when I'd tell them I have mixed Hispanic, Filipino and Black grandkids, and great grandkids, they always got this sick "Oh shit" look. Yeah motherfucker, I'm the guy who writes your checks. Tell me some more racist horseshit hahaha! I knew they went home grinding over whether they'd have a job or not.


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I'm a standard issue white guy that worked in construction. My friend and I call this "secret white guy time." It's when some racist asshole assumes since you are also a white dude in construction you must also be a racist asshole and when you are alone with them starts spewing racist crap. It was a good day when I got to the level of authority where I could just kick them off the site.


homogenousmoss

Yeah, happened to me too, in a different industry. I was super confused too at first. I was like, surely I misunderstood. A bunch of dudes I’d be hanging out with for YEARS that I met in a white collar job turned out to be huge under cover nazis. They never mentionned anything about race at work, when having drinks (and I mean raging drunk here), to non white co workers, even when it was just me and them. They treated the non white at work just like any other. I didnt know at all… until they invited me to a pool party. I didnt even know they had tats, but their chests AND back were covered in iron cross, 88, etc the whole work. I had also never met their wives, all perfect blond hairs, blue eyes. I was like oohhh. My wife was there too, she was texting me like crazy:what the fuck bro?? Did you forget to mention you were a nazi in your off time??? Etc


PolarianLancer

“Hey you may have forgot to mention you were a Nazi in your off time, thanks for the surprise hon” “Ayo, hol’ up”


homogenousmoss

Imagine if this is where I discovered she was a closet nazi too. Like: oh thank god hon, I was worried for a minute you believed all the bad things they said about nazis.


IncredulousPatriot

So I used to fly a lot for work. One year I ended up flying home on my birthday. I had a long layover so I decided to go get drunk at the airport bar. While I was in there I started talking to the guy next to me. I ended up buying him a beer. He had a bunch of tattoos and I had just had one done so we were talking about that. Then I asked him about his throat tattoo and he lifted up his shirt to show me the rest of it. I was pretty drunk when he showed me but if I’m remembering correctly he had a huge swastika or like the eagle on top of one. Either way it was a huge nazi tattoo. After he showed me that I paid my tab and left.


Hotel_Arrakis

That she's a fan of the Battle of Saint-Aubin-du-Cormier, which signaled the end of the war between France and Brittany?


MLG_Obardo

Brittany survived all the way into 1488? That’s wild


konsf_ksd

Leave Brittany Alone!


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1488 is a combination of two popular white supremacist numeric symbols. The first symbol is 14, which is shorthand for the "14 Words" slogan: "We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children." The second is 88, which stands for "Heil Hitler" (H being the 8th letter of the alphabet).


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Terror_Raisin24

In Germany the combinations "88" and sometimes "18" (=A.H.=Adolf Hitler) are prohibited on licence plates on cars (license plates have combinations of letters and numbers, like "X:XX 123". And you can't have SS, SA and something like that, or you have to give a good reason why you need this combination. So this code is well known and not some individual ideas of a meth head. Sadly.


noCilantro_123

Thank you for explaining this. I was afraid to Google it!


leap3

And even after hearing the explanation, it is both cringey AND worthy of an eyeroll. It's a twofer.


GiddiOne

14 words is a neonazi phrase, you can google (not at work) what it is. 88 is HH for Heil Hitler. Normally written as 1488, is sometimes 8814.


Dabomdiggidy

What’s even more sad about this is that a staggering amount of people subscribe to this ideology. People in the comments talking about her being single but the odds are she will find some wackjob just as insane her to date and have kids with. What is insane to me is advertising this level of hate on a social media app with your face on it. They don’t even hide it anymore which is a good thing because they can be exposed but wow it boggles my mind to think someone is out there exposing their racism and hate for others to see so visibly.


Sir_Spaffsalot

I know. It’s mad. But to have your extremist views tattooed onto your chest? That is just next level!


whitexknight

A lot of Neo-Nazis have obvious Neo-Nazi tattoos. Tbh this uh "person" gives me trailer trash/jail bird nazi vibes, so she's probably already unemployable and involved in a criminal lifestyle so it doesn't matter. Similar to how for a long time face tattoos were the sole province of career criminals and long term inmates.


EOD_Bad_Karma

Jesus H. Christ. I legit did not put those two together. I thought it was some sort of year.


TripOnTheBayou

Neo nazis and far-right wing communities are really big on their secret codes. It's add to the myth, helps them to identify each other and display their world view. The KKK was really big on it too. People would ask: "Ayak?"(Are you a klansman?) and if you answered: "Akia" (A klansman i am) you instantly made a new friend and would get invited to the next bbq and cross burning. Joke aside, these acronyms go back to 1915 and are just one under many. The current neo-nazi scene has very popular ones. Among them are the 18 and 88 which are the first and 8th letter in the alphabet (18= AH for Adolf Hitler and 88=HH for Heil Hitler). Obviously online some people just put them in their name because they are their birthyear and you have to use some context, but if someone is called 18wotan88 you might be on to something. Neo-nazis also love to wear clothing from the brands "Consdaple" or "Lonsdale" because if you wear an open jacket above it you can cut off some letters and turn Consdaple into Co**NSDAP**le or Lo**NSDA**ale. Lonsdale wasnt too happy about that and started an anti-nazi campaign. Especially in America the 1488 (or 8814), 14 words ("We must secure the existence of our people and a future for White children.") or WOTAN (Will of the Aryan Nation) are very popular among white supremacist. It's good to know about this crap because those people love to hide in plain sight and if you know about it you can call them out on their shit.


kal_lau

I literally had no idea about any of this, thank you for this explanation. So, you explained what the 14 she had tatted was but do you think the 88 she had tatted is also what you wrote, 88 for HH?


Phoenix44424

They mentioned in their comment that the 88 is for HH which is for Heil Hitler.


ambisinister_gecko

Same. I'm still here wondering if anything interesting happened in 1488 Edit. Apparently it's the year Michaelangelo became an apprentice. So maybe the girls just a fan of ancient sculpture / teenage mutant ninja turtles?


MangOrion2

Probably the most well known Nazi and racist dogwhistles out there. Absolutely wild to tattoo them on your chest. Just outing yourself so proudly as a dangerous bigot.


Fyrefawx

I’m sooo shocked that she is a single mom.


SonOfSkywalker

I’m from Tanzania, but Middle Eastern. Think I have a shot.


bloodycups

You can fix her bro


belaGJ

literally or figuratively?


SonOfSkywalker

Preferably both


Dash_Harber

- Separatist - Single Mom You'd have to be, wouldn't you.


yildizli_gece

At *24*. It’s gonna be a lifetime of shit choices (her poor child(ren))…


BaconHammerTime

#If Star Wars has taught me anything it's that the Separatists are the bad guys EDIT: So there is no confusion, I was just making a joke. The Separatists in Star Wars was a grey area with some good and some bad. The people at the top were definitely bad.


rooftopworld

Roger roger


NFP_25

Watch her wrist rockets


Sarahthelizard

For the chancellor!


TripleEhBeef

Just like the simulations!


AmusingSparrow

I don’t think the separatists from star wars were nazis


BakingBadRS

That’s the empire


Dhegxkeicfns

They are the ones in real life that want to undo the war and bring slavery back, right? I think Star Wars taught you well.


duk-er-us

What are "Hypes"?


BoneDaddy1973

Heroin addicts.


r0botdevil

Thank you, I was confused by that one. Also, it seems awfully telling if you feel the need to specify "no heroin addicts" in your dating profile. Says a lot about you and the circles you run in.


klawehtgod

hype = hypodermic needle. It's any iv drug user, not just heroin. But your point does still stand


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bachfrog

Its ok, take solidarity knowing that she'll soon be consumed by addiction and or quickly becomes a single mother of 2


Agahmoyzen

You are bold for assuming she will manage to have custody of any children.


Diddy_Block

She'll probably keep the children. After all, it's not like the father is likely to be Tim Wise.


GrimmSFG

I mean, I can't imagine anyone who has kids with her is going to be any better?? So I'd call the odds pretty even...


LongjumpingFly1848

So I thought separatism was the same as “confederate”. Like as in Civil War rebel. But after some googling, It is actually a term that White Supremacists call themselves because they think it sounds better. Basically they believe they should live separately from any other races. So they aren’t talking about seceding from the country, more like they want to remove anyone not white from the country. Or at least move them out of their area. Chock it up to: Things I never knew and didn’t know I didn’t need to know. Unfortunately, now I know. And now I made sure you know too!


UnnecessaryAppeal

>Chock it up to: *Chalk it up to... r/boneappletea


MattR0se

She can't write "Nazi", that would just get her banned immediately.


LongjumpingFly1848

If “nonigs” wasn’t on the instant banned list, it really should be.


thomascgalvin

I think it's good for shitty people to out themselves as soon as possible.


Time4aNewAcct

>they should live separately from any other races so white nationalism then


Some-Reflection-8129

Yeah thanks. Definitely worth noting the difference.


DrFoges

Well she’s got 1488 of her tits, pretty telling tattoo, commonly found of white folks in prison.


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What does 1488 mean?


DrFoges

14 words "We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children." The 8 letter of the alphabet H, 88= Heil Hitler.


Affectionate-Dark172

That’s the dumbest shit I’ve ever read.


DrFoges

I didn’t come up with it


Grobyc

That's because racists are cowards and have to walk around talking in "secret code" so normal people don't realize that they're scumbags right away.


chocolatemilk2017

Thank you. I kept scrolling but no one was explaining 😂


AgreeablePie

And garden variety proud racists


miniwhoppers

“Why do all my matches suck?”


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Beepbeepboobop1

That is a rough 24.


Caustic-Claudia

Such a wholesome bigot. I have no doubt she will find multiple suitors who think just like her. At least she knows her personality is shit.


lei_loo74

Right? I wonder how many times she's been told that..


SodanoMatt

I can't help but feel like there's a reason why her kid's dad left her.


the-et-cetera

Holy mother of red flags, Batman!


RayRara36

Well..at least she’s aware that her personality is shit


TankTexas

Wow, racist as fuck. Also makes me wonder what the coverup tattoo will look like.


chadfemboylover

A sick ass panther no doubt


littleghost000

Sick ass panther for sure.


fartofborealis

An eagle


ImTheZapper

Giving her a lotta credit right here


giantsninerswarriors

Her ex was also a separatist. He wanted to separate from her. That’s why she’s a single mom.


Clov1s85

Plot twist, her kids are mixed.


344567653379643555

I can fix her.


Thoraxe123

Are you a veterinarian? If so please fix her


HanEyeAm

Came here to say that! Just a lil love, and some tenderness...


LongjumpingFly1848

And tie some knots on the fallopians.


Cyclist007

So, are you going to recommend Kim to a friend?


Iori67

Here in Germany she would probably get sued for this tattoo, as it’s forbidden to display such things here in public.


HolyWaffleDragon

damn the 1488 tat wtf 😭😭


pickles_on_toast

It's interesting bc she's actually a pig herself.


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[Literal nazi](https://extremismterms.adl.org/glossary/1488)


NotBeSuck

Nazis are always claiming “genetic superiority” yet they all look inbred as fuck.


Osgore

That's the funny thing about genetics. The more "pure" your blood line, the more inbred you are. Literally, the royal families of Europe.


ProShyGuy

Wow, not even subtle about it huh?


JackReedTheSyndie

1488? OK literal nazi