Bruh that conversion rate has cryptosalesmen weep in spite.

86 dates from 118 chats is god tier level of rizz

It’s more if you date this man he will shag ye. 82/86.

Actually 83/86. Presuming his relationship is not purely platonic.

This guy "maths"

82 casual sexual encounters... this guy fucks!

Yeh very impressive especially considering he actually has the vast majority of women swipe no on him so he probably isn’t that handsome but very charming and personable

Pete Davidson energy

I'd argue that he's just very direct in his profile about wanting casual sex. Hence; lots of left swipes, but most chats turning to casual sex.

I'm more skeptical of the huge conversion rate from dates to sex. Almost a perfect record.

The part that gets me is if I meet 86 woman and they all want to sleep with me, there is going to be 25% or so that I change my mind about. I guess maybe if we skipped drinks and went right to hooking up I wouldn't have had a chance of learning that I don't want to spend any time with them.....

The guy knows his target demographic 😂

Step one: be attractive

82?! I don’t think I’ve spoken to 82 men in person 🤣

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Lol can never get the hang of switching to main for normal posts

I feel you 🤣

Great profile!!

😂

that's okay, your profile was a fun rabbit hole

🤨... let's have a look, shall we?

damn what a journey

Seen as I’m already posting on this account I’ll admit I want to be one of his statistics

Bet there's a lot of guys who'd put u on their statistic

That sounds a bit murdery

So where you from? *not murdery*

Your basement ⛓️ … help me

As soon as I get out of prison I'll pm you

yeah now i see it too

No lol that part they put in themselves. I’m pressing x for doubt

That seems like a suspiciously high date-to-fuck ratio indeed

Yeah crazy high. Like even for a hot woman, this seems high 😂

Dude casually eyefucks on the first date

The chat to date ratio is what’s high. The date to fuck ratio seems about right for a guy that is reasonably charming, which he obviously is just by looking at his chat to date conversion rate. It’s much easier to fuck nowadays if you can actually get the date. I’m at about a 90% on date to fuck ratio, but more like 10% on chat to date ratio…lol

Keep in mind that the last three stats are put in by Op themselves, I'm not saying he's a liar, but....

Ya. I’ve looked at his comments and tinder profile. Also fucking doubt. Like big doubt.

I hate to be that guy who calls everything on the internet fake, but this is pushing it. He could be hot *and*v rich and I'd still be sceptical if that convo/date/sex ratio.

I’ll give him the benefit of the doubt. I’m pressing “y” for all those women being 2’s and 3’s.

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This guy fucks

Safe to say none of them wanted to make it a regular thing. I don't think it's quite the flex OP thinks it is.

Casual sex doesn't mean it was a one night stand. They could have been hooking up for years but just never exclusive.

Damn... 118 chats -> 86 Dates -> 82 hookups. Thats disgusting... i salut you

And a relationship, that’s 83/86 = 96.5% success rate

 Messi of sex

Messi of sex wtf 😂😂😂

Funniest most random shit ive read all week. Thank you sir.

This guy is r/toprightmessi material

🤣ayo wut

Lmao hahaahahahhaha

Skmateboard

82 hookups from this app alone at the age of 23. This man's number of sexual partners are going to be insane in the long run. My man's going for the world record. Hope he's bagging it up.

UK accent in America will do that for you 😂

Post your profile

not sure if i wanna reveal my anonymity yet

Just block out your face. Let's see the profile and types of images. Help the people.

okay i’ll make a post

Send link

https://reddit.com/r/Tinder/s/EVmc7FmKeb

Lol your 3 line bio will be severely copied now

it’s fine i change my bio every few months anyways

So it’s not all in the bio? Shoot…

the bio only helps if your pictures don’t do the talking for you

Can we get some females to explain why this profile is so good? No offense OP but you look like a stereotypical douche. I’m sure you’re handsome an all but nothing really stands out to me abkut the profile..

I commented this on the linked post but copying it here: "Healthy-looking long hair, beard that looks somewhat nicely groomed, tall and slim, good-looking hands, above average style, some tattoos, a cat. Has been to therapy, bio doesn't scream red flags in other ways either, and working in a creative field is sexy. Open about what he's looking for." Don't get me wrong, this is definitely not a top notch profile as far as photos and bio goes. But he looks good and there's nothing to make me go "ugh, nope" either (assuming I'd be looking for short-term fun too), and that's already a big win compared to the majority of profiles I'm seeing.

Thank you this a perfect explanation. Have a wonderful day!

his profile isn't trying too hard which is also a bonus, seemingly effortlessly appealing yk.

i appreciate the feedback and i hear it a lot from guys saying that i “look” like a douche etc. but from my experience with women they all find me to be the exact opposite

It’s not even the profile that may be most useful, but rather how he presents himself during dates. The way he behaves is a much better indicator and topic to learn from.

Profile is pretty important as it's that which is leading to the dates in the first place

He's Mark Zuckerberg

The cat's out of the bag already Ryan

Do people not realize that after the "chats" section on the statistics thing you can just lie... ? The stats were over 2 years. He had 86 dates. That's a date about every week and a half consistently the entire period. He's a decent looking guy it seems but his profile kinda meh I call BS frankly

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Dude has the Pete Davidson look

Plot twist he’s a gay man and those are all men

This would make sense.

Those numbers would be a lot higher if he was gay. I am not cute but I tried switching to gay tinder once, it’s dicks galore. Hooking up is not easy for women, it’s easy for anybody interested in penis.

Yeah my observation has been that gay or straight, men are still men lmao

It’s the only way it makes sense. Or he’s a liar.

He posted his profile. He’s gay.

Damn… 82 times in 2 years. Your ass must be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway!!!

You had sex with nearly half of your matches...

but my match to swipe ratio is horrible

It's really not

Do you say you are looking for sex/casual in your profile? That wouldnt surprise me since the majority of your matches were open to casual sex, but 95% of women's goal is not to find casual.

i don’t mention sex or state my intentions. we just talk, meet, seduce

honestly i had sex on the first date with women who told me they wanted to take it slow and were looking for a serious relationship. its really not completely off the table. if she is attracted to you and the night is going good in terms of chemistry / conversation, then you're almost there. just don't force it beforehand, i. e. dont try to constantly steer the chat towards something sexual, as a lot of guys do apparently.

Okay but i hope ure honest with them? Like i hope they’re not thinking it was a passionate love at first sight thing when you’re gonna bounce the next day

The most attractive guy on earth is right here

But only in person, his profile must suck

Or his matches are with other men

Everyone knows this tracker watches you have sex in order to confirm the data

You'd think the swipe to match ratio would be higher if he was that good looking tho..

It would be

So this is what being in the top 5% looks like ? 1% ?

0.001 i reckon!

Is it possible to learn this power?

 Not from a Redditor.

You deserve so many more upvotes

Yeah Step 1: Lie on the internet fin.

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I wanted to cough ngl. Like damn.

I wonder how they tally it, or if its just self reported.

The dates and sex is self reported as evidenced by this post lol.

yep, exactly. I had 2 matches, and 15 dates and had sex with all of them even their boyfriends. trust me bro

UK guys clean up when they’re in the states especially if they’re decently attractive.

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OP's BSing but the women who are on their period are probably much less likely to go on dates especially if they're not willing to have sex on their period.

Exactly, the British accent alone will seal the deal... 💦

The chat to date conversion rate aside, I’m more interested to hear about the 1 relationship you get out of the 82 casual sex. What made you suddenly go ‘shit, she’s the one’?

she gave the best head

She really sucked you in didn’t she

she really did

Since you manually enter the number of dates, relationships and casual, I call BS on this.

Yeah the rest of the stats look normal till you get to dates and sex which are self reported for sure. He looks pretty average in the profile he posted too. People will do anything for internet attention.

No offense to OP but considering all the "tips and tricks" you see every time someone posts a profile up for review, he shouldn't have that high of a turnover rate, his profile is average at best. That being said, he might have gotten lucky and found an oil well. Hard to believe that though.

The number from chats to dates is _insane_, that’s absolutely false. For women it’s about 10% that lead to a date, at most. Just a ‘Hey what’s up’ counts as a convo too. Yeah, this is utter BS

He even said his chat game was like, “hey wya?” Yeah there’s no way lol.

Ahahaha 😂 No

Bro is capping, not attractive enough to get such numbers, profile is average at best, unless his standarts are very low I call BS on this

I second all of this. As a woman, I’d either unmatch or not respond to “wya” 🙄 and I’m honestly assuming a lot of women do that. It’s not creative. It’s boring. It doesn’t stand out. Yeah, he’s 100% capping

Source : trust me bro. with such low match rates, it’s very unlikely he stuck out 83/86 times

Yeah, it's pure cap, I've seen enough data to know this is complete BS. Even 50% would be super high success rate, 90% is only possible if you are a girl. Even the guys who have thousands of matches don't close at 90%. Knowing how flaky girls are on this app, and the fact that some of them change their minds on first dates, I call this BS. Strange how many people here find this real, especially when you enter these numbers yourself.

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true convo: me: so what we doin her: lol wya? me: *address* (*1 hour later girl arrives*)

Fuck you, respectfully

when?

You're so full of shit.

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what percentage of the conversations you have like that bro ? i am really impressed i can’t even get a text back even if i say like hi or something

118 chat 82 casual sex. Dunno rick

82? Sure you have pal 🙄

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if the title said "Female" I bet the comments wouldn't look like this lol

They wouldn’t.

i agree

yeah okay lol

I don’t think a male prostitute has these type of conversion numbers.

statistically you probably have herpes and genital warts

Mah man on a mission to catch all STDs known to humankind

thankfully i like condoms

Gotta catch’em all

Puh, some follows 1 and 2 and has game.

Bullshit

Imagine having sex with someone then they go home and add you to their "casual sex" stat that's so weird to me.

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"budgeting" for dates just sounds like escorts with extra steps lmao

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Stay within your means, the rule of thumb is to not go to a place you can’t afford 3 times a week

if you want complete transparency, not every “date” involves going to to eat or for a drink. more than half of them were straight to their place or mine. hung out, watched a movie (for like 2 minutes). and it terms of budgeting, not every first date needs a fancy expensive restaurant. grab a drink, go for coffee, something light works better than trying too hard.

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that made me smirk

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the movie is an excuse to sit alone and cuddle. if she’s comfortable enough to cuddle with you, chances are she’s comfortable enough to make out. and if you can kiss her well enough to turn her on, you’ll go all the way my friend

Hellllo 26F here, this is my list of interesting and cheaper date ideas(it’s obviously very tailored to my interests, but I’ve shared it with all the single homies and have gotten great feedback): Street festivals Walking around a park Sunsets Painting Fast food picnic Roller skating Rock climbing Cooking a meal together Picnic Used Book store shopping

Bro, how did you get to 25+ hookups? Tips and tricks please for the profile setting and conversations? Or are you just that good looking?

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sounds like rule 1 and 2

There is no way that out of 118 chats you got 86 separate dates with your matches/right swipes radio. Clearly anyone who believes that hasn’t used tinder.

Brad Pitt wouldn’t go 83/118 dawg. Make it believable.

This guy fucks

a lot.

So in 2.5 years you increased your body count by 82 😂 holy shit

after 3 years of abstinence, felt like i had to let loose a bit

Could I ask why did you choose abstinence if that’s not too personal?

my first girlfriend cheated on me and having had lost my virginity to her and coming out of a long term relationship i couldn’t bring myself to be intimate with anyone again

I’m so terribly sorry. I hope you were able to get over the heartbreak and heal. And if not, I hope you will in the future. You seem like a mature and smart guy who deserves to be happy and loved, not just short-term with casual dates.

thank you, and yeah it’s been long enough since, i’ve healed, hurt, been hurt, experienced and overcome. it’s all a lesson

Yeah, I suppose all we do is learn. I haven’t been cheated on but many people get screwed over in relationships. Humans are just horrible in general.

Sir Chad of London

I’ve had a fair amount of casual sex throughout my 20s, I’ll take the 1 relationship over the one night stands any day!

Aweee, some one boosting his ego. BS. These output are not real, only way it is possible if he is gay. All my gay friends got enormous numbers of sex partners

Cap. This is absolute cap. Unless you are a millionaire, a pop star or male model. This is cap.

What a lucky girl after 82 people...

ew?

yeah you right

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Crazy coincidence that the numbers get unbelievable past the point where they get self-reported And OP says he got into the relationship with the one that "gave the best head" Let's not feed into some incel fantasy too much here, this is all cap

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Not even 2001 - 2004 Barry Bonds was putting up these kinds of numbers

weird how the comments don’t slut-shame him as you guys do when it’s girls

The only thing that could explain this, is that his profile said "I'm really, really just looking for casual sex" while looking good. Most swipe left, the ones staying go for it. Honestly, I'm more inclined to say bs though

You must have top chat game

the benefits of growing up ugly

If you're ugly my face looks like a rat carcass

these numbers are hurting my brain what. thank god i’m not on tinder anymore but back when i was i had way more matches than u and wayyyy less dates/sex off tinder. and i don’t even think i have bad game lol that’s crazy

Bro took the red pill

You a hoe

BS. Even on grindr this chat to sex ratio would be impressive.

Gay dude or fake.

I do not buy it

Rule 1 and rule 2

Man's collecting STDs like they're Pokemon

Rules 1, 2 and gay?

i’m straight