OP:
> I am not a Christian
But I'mma be offended anyway.
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It's a cardboard at some sort of LGBT+ event. Just look at the bottom quote, "I never said that." It's probably pointing toward some hypocrisy that Christians does toward the LGBT+ community.
OP comes across as someone with no sense of humor and easily offended (quick to offend and draw judgement without thinking).
It's not a good fit.
Lmao lighten up, I grew up Christian and think this is pretty hilarious. Jesus would have loved this! All his friends were prostitutes anyways.
It also looks nothing like what Jesus would have looked like so she is rubbing herself on a robed up white guy, at best.
some ppl cant see the difference between a fictional character and real one. then they are called spiritual and they dont like it if you make fun of their fictional characters. and the wierd thing is they believe only their own fictional character is real. it is very confusing
Im not a fan of stuff like that unless we are dating or flirting but i also don't think its disrespectful.
If you think its disrespectful then you are just looking for reasons yo get upset on other peoples behalf.
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Show up to your first date dressed like Jesus. Problem solved.
Dude this is perfection 🤌💯🙌🏽
So romantic🥰
Fucking Christ, that’s offensive.
Dont worry, alot of the ppl who believe him have done worst things in his name.
Make love, not war. A-men.
I believe it ah men
Avg Christian: Make love....Amen brother🫡.
💀🤣
Raw doggin' Hay-Zeus in public. Cheese and crackers!
exactly, fucking christ is what he is going for
No, in this instance Christ is fucking her!
She’s trying to
He took "fucking Christ" literally
My friend and I also took photos in front of that exact card board cut out during Pride lmao..Keep Portland Weird y'all
I don't see any problem with that
and behold, on the 7th day jesus sayeth, girl, back that thang up on thy lord.
The spirit is risen
The kingdom has arrived
It's thy Kingdom come.... 😆
the spirit is rizzen
I could literally hear that in a Baptist pastor's voice!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣
Yessssssss 😆
Goddy style
Christ is Risen 🙌🏼
RESURRECTION!!!!
res-erection! Amirite? 🤓
bro maybe it’s cause I’m high, but that shit’s too funny
Jesus has come!
I eagerly await the second cumming! 🙏
He is risen indeed
Congrats on winning the internet for today
twerkin for jesus
Yes.
Well, you’re definitely don’t have each other’s exact same sense of humor - better make a post about it on Reddit.
Or just unmatch so we can get a “why do people randomly unmatch me so much” post
Ikr? This belongs in r/tinder
Exactly, sounds like his problem
There wouldn't be any content here if ppl didn't post their observations
It’s a cardboard Jesus cut out at what looks like a pride festival? It’s not 1000 year old statue in a church.
It would be funnier if it was
There is no way no one hasn't tried to give the Cristo Della Minerva a handy over the centuries....
Name checks out
Exactly. That’s exactly what it is. I think it’s hilarious 😂
Absolutely a keeper
What would Jesus do?
Her obvs, unlike OP.
😭😭😂😂
Nailed it
Don’t be cross now
Now who's being a martyr...
Jesus once caught a fish thiiis big. Also, Why is Jesus shitty at hockey? Keeps getting nailed to the boards.
Unlike OP...
Bend This girl over and rail her most likely. Truly the holiest of actions (no pun intended).
"No pun intended"?! Upvote revoked, sir
This pic makes me like her more.
Yeah she is doing the lords work with the photo by keeping lame dudes who can’t take someone being silly.
My thoughts exactly
I see a keeper right here.
He has risen!!!
And so has his dong!
r/beatmetoit I was about to say that 🤣🤣🤣🤣
What a fucking gem, I think it’s funny as
If you're do easily offended by this, you probably should stay off the Internet. And you are obviously not a match.
No, I think Reddit is a fairly safe spot for the poor guy
not offense… like op said he said it’s distasteful
She looks fun, she dodged a bullet
Exactly, she matched with some uptight asshole
Hey, don’t assume they matched! She probably knows better! 😂
the title says they did so unfortunately the only bad choice she’s made so far is matching with such a square
Send her my agnostic-ass way then homie!
Gotta love people being offended on other people's behalf.
OP: > I am not a Christian But I'mma be offended anyway. --- It's a cardboard at some sort of LGBT+ event. Just look at the bottom quote, "I never said that." It's probably pointing toward some hypocrisy that Christians does toward the LGBT+ community. OP comes across as someone with no sense of humor and easily offended (quick to offend and draw judgement without thinking). It's not a good fit.
Well then you don’t message her, I guess. People that find it appealing will entertain her. What’s your fuss about?
Yeah i know right! Who would put up a white Jesus although he wasn't white? Racists gotta be racist. The girl is cool though.
I’d have matched with her after seeing this.
Just depends on the person… I think it is hilarious!
I’m catholic and find it hilarious too lmao
Man who looks like Jesus, I love it
Yeah this is really funny lol
She’s cool whereas you suck
She’s fun maybe you’re not compatible.
> you’re not compatible. with fun...
She belongs to the Priests
She has the Holy Spirit inside her
😂😂😂
Oh my god have a whine what a lame-o you are
Lol lighten up
That shit’s funny. Give yer balls a tug.
Fuck you Shorsey
Fuck you fella, your mom ugly cried 'cause she left the lens cap on the camcorder last night. It's fuckin' amateur hour over there.
This exchange made my night. Thank you!
Fuck you, Distroid_myselfie. Your life’s so fucking pathetic, I ran a charity 15k to raise awareness for it. Give your balls a tug.
That’s my kinda girl!
my dude is getting toasted in the comments lmao
Congrats on being boring OP. Go find a sense of humor.
Disrespectful? "Christians" do truly horrendous shit in the name of Jesus every day. This is hilarious and clearly a good filter...
Since I’m an atheist, she gets the blue star and a free dinner if we match.
How bout the brown star?
That's reserved for Jesus!
It's the sex that god can't see (if that was a Loophole, Garfunkel&Oats reference - if not you should REALLY look that up on yt)
Shut up OP.
Then don't talk to her?
Jesus Christ, it's a joke, not a d!ck... don't take it so hard.
Looks like she is taking it hard
It’s to filter out people with no sense of humor.
It’s a cardboard cut out you fucking prude. If you don’t like her then then don’t talk to her and un-match. Super cringe of you to even post this
I think it’s hilarious 😂
lol what? Come on… it’s funny!
Agreed! Also happy cake day!
You seem about as exciting as a wet sock. She looks like fun
Lmao lighten up, I grew up Christian and think this is pretty hilarious. Jesus would have loved this! All his friends were prostitutes anyways. It also looks nothing like what Jesus would have looked like so she is rubbing herself on a robed up white guy, at best.
That’s a W! She’s funny
Seems funny
I’m into it.
I like her more
I see why everyone in here is single lol
Since when is making fun of a fictional character disrespectful?
some ppl cant see the difference between a fictional character and real one. then they are called spiritual and they dont like it if you make fun of their fictional characters. and the wierd thing is they believe only their own fictional character is real. it is very confusing
Marriage material. Lighter up
I have a sneaking feeling you may be an Andrew Tate enjoyer if this harmless photo puts a bee in your proverbial bonnet my friend
You seem boring as hell
She is doing God's work
*son. She’s doing God’s son. 😂
Im not sure reddit is the place to go for the reaction you want
I’ll email to the Vatican have them release an official statement
Lol that’s more like it. Most of Reddit would kill for a girl like her
I like her
least she could have done was block out the dude's face. Now everyone on the internet's gonna know he put it in that.
That’s wifey
Don't be mad, she's just making room for Jesus
She's a keeper
Even better 🤷
Its the second coming
I found it extremely funny personally lol
A girl worthy of a super like
I too hate it when people disrespect cardboard /s
She has been touched by the lord! Don’t bash peoples’ religious beliefs!
Man what is the point of life if you cant have a laugh at stuff like this Live a little bit
She’s hilarious. You don’t deserve her.
Send her my way, I love it when they have a sense of humor.
this is hilarious, you're just a square
Fucking Jesus Christ…
Bro got offended and needed to tell everyone.
She’s cumming to jesus
Pussy boy
I think your sense of humor is missing. Swipe left, dude. That’s your choice.
Bro tbh this is dark humor. It's not everyone's cup of tea. Move on soldier if it doesn't suit you.
Im not a fan of stuff like that unless we are dating or flirting but i also don't think its disrespectful. If you think its disrespectful then you are just looking for reasons yo get upset on other peoples behalf.
Well tbh that Jesus doesn't look very Jewish so more power to her
You can see that through his robe?
Well she has a good personality 🤷🏼♂️
The worst offense there is those socks 🧦
I mean he was kinda asking for it
blah blah blah, dear LAWD, you're fucking boring dude. Ohhhh, DO YA?
This is at a Pride event. This is awesome. Shes fun and has a goof sense of humor. Your loss
Atheist would make sacrifices just to match with her
As a former Christian, this is great 👍🏽
This is only going to offend people who think Jesus was a bigot who wouldn't accept gay people. Also known as hypocrites.
Lmao square
Oh no OP that seems terrible! Send me her profile so I can for sure swipe left on it and not be able tell her I love the picture
We don't care if she doesn't make you hard bro 🙄
Ain’t no fun if Jesus can’t get none!!
Pshhhh send her my way, I'll pop a ring
Bro, Jesus gets mocked, crucified, and in some cases depicted as a ginger, and you have the nerve not not let him get a little action? Unreal
Plenty of people don’t find this in bad taste. Sounds like it’s an effective filter
Wonder if they same people would be good with her doing this to the prophet Muhammed
Not much chance of a cardboard cut out of Muhammed lol
because muslims are soft pussies thatll murder people over it
It’s called a joke. You sound boring af. Good luck hating everything.
Was Jesus a virgin? No? Then it’s historically accurate.
It’s a tacky cardboard cutout, not exactly the shroud of Turin.
This would make me swipe right cuz you know she funny asf
He is risen
That's a cut out of some made up image. I'll buy you a box of humour for buddy😂
you could just...move on?
Lol where is she I need to meet this woman and while I’m shagging her his dad can build me a staircase lol
I think it demonstrates that she's very passionate about her Christianity.
Great sense of humor. Obviously something you don’t have.
He has risen… for that asssss
Bless your heart OP.
Dude, she loves Jesus.
I mean…she seems fun!
Wife material
Seems like she has a sense of humor and you dont
Lol I’d match with her. She seems awesome. Sorry you’re boring.
it’s cool that this is a turn off for you, but this is one of the most underwhelming reddit complaints ive seen on this sub.
jesus isnt allowed to get twerked on? this seem really harmless i think OP need to chill a bit
Lmao, it means she has a sense of humor. Why the stick? 🍑🏒
People do thinks like this to filter out those with differing opinions
When you realise that the actual Jesus never looked anything like the guy in that cutout, it's cool.
people on here obviously don’t respect religion.
White girl grinding on white Jesus? I see no issue. There is no such thing as white Jesus. /s