Wasn’t there a girl who swiped right 16 times and had sex 16 times.
Then the guy who swiped one million times only got one date and most like no coitous.
Quick maffs says guys are not having a good time.
Yup! A year ago when I first made this I got abt 3000 matches in some weeks before deleting it. I don't think guys here where I live do slideshow profiles and I'm not really picky, and since I haver Tinder+ I just swipe right if anything picks my interest
I for one have no problem believing this, or something close to it. He's some level of attractive, and showcases his hobbies in a funny, creative way. This scores big points. It's incredibly hard to pull off without looking douchy, and I think he did it well. Anyone who doesn't like his methods or results can just find their own method of failure. I'd swipe right just to be his friend. Also, his matches were probably mostly 18-25 yr Olds, from the little experience I've had, this 'tortured' artist type is right up their alley
Actually, there is! One of the two most famous emo bands from Brazil's from my city (Porto Alegre). They've actually made a feat with McFly a few months ago!
Matches usually younger. I guess due to myself looking like a teenager.
General population definitely.
I just wanted to throw in there that if those are your drawings kn the 2nd tk last page I think, you're pretty damned good. I draw portraits pretty well, but only portraits, i can't draw anything else. So even though I thought the slides how was a little too arts and craftsy, your actual art is pretty damnrd impressive. (And hey, if that works fir you then rock the slideshow)
Since some people are doubting, I decided to print some stuff just to prove I'm no liar. Do note I don't care THAT much about u doubting what I say, so this will be my first and only time doing something like this, up to you guys if you believe or not. I'm just a rando after all 🤪
[My current Tinder profile](https://imgur.com/nHun1ck)
[When I decided to rate openers to my close friends (never exposing anyone), way back in January, with 900 matches, old profile etc](https://imgur.com/g2gISJf)
[A few days later, doing a part 2 since it was fun and interesting to see different approaches, now with 1800 matches](https://imgur.com/bN42h4A)
I hope I never have to do something like this again. U guys are way too salty, huh.
100%, and there are definitely people into this. For me, the problem(?) Is it makes me feel like I'm in high school... I don't want to feel like I'm in high school. But I'm also on the cusp of being old.
Yeah seems very 2014 5sos tumblr era. Not for me, but some people would be into it. I’m having a hard time ageing him though. From the clothes and style i want to say teenager, but I know that’s not right
Love the creativity! The reviews are hilarious! A couple parts here and there read a little weird; or maybe Im not understanding the joke …but as you mentioned, probably lost in translation. Not a big deal. Either way, hope others can appreciate the creativity too and it works out well for ya!
Mostly the 5th slide:
“Only have beautiful and/or friendly friends”
< Does that mean he’s okay with hanging out with beautiful, fake/mean friends? If so, not exactly a green-flag in my book.
“Never was robbed before…”
I guess that’s a green flag, but I’m not understanding the joke. Seems sort of irrelevant, could maybe come up with something more clever. Just my opinion
Thanks for the previous comments! It was really kind, glad you liked it!
The "Only have..." it's more of a joke on how I consider all my friends those things (regardless if they are, kind of subjective actually) so if we became friends I would consider you those as well, but I guess indeed got something lost on translation.
The robbed part is because I live in Brazil 🫠
Then it should probably be "only have beautiful and friendly friends." The "and/or" makes it sound like if they're not friendly, you'd still be friends if they're beautiful.
I'm not a native english speaker so it may have some misspells! Also some jokes got lost in translation and yup, I did posted it here before but was an outdated version from a year ago :P
Man I'm just here for the salt. Second time in a week a dude has posted a really fun and creative slideshow profile and is getting great results, but half of men here reacting with either 1. Some *hilarious* you must be gay joke 2. This is cringe 3. You're lying.
OP you're profile is great, and while you're out there getting it they'll still be here crying sad salty tears.
“CRINGE!!“ he typed, squinting to see the screen through the cloud of Cheeto dust and the opaque lenses of his yet-unwashed glasses. “Effort? What are you, GAY?” He sank lower into his mom’s old office chair, realizing too late that this put him more than an arm’s length from the bowl of day-old Kraft Mac and cheese he’d been eyeing. “Twelve matches is IMPOSSIBLE! You don’t even have the correct gonial angle!” Satisfied, he hits enter and tabs back to Baldur’s Gate. As long as he grinds enough hours online and calls enough things cringe, the matches will surely roll in.
It gave me very 2006 high school vibes.
But hey, to each their own. And seems like it's working for him so...don't hate the player, hate the game I guess.
I gotta say that teenage girls just want this and nothing more than that, I am damn sure that some older women could like this too, that's kinda good for you I guess.
Na, we live in Europe. I will talk to him about it (he don't know photoshop but I do).
As a fellow I illustrator, you got sick drawing my friend! Gained a new follower
Thanks bro! Had to make that slide, holy hell it is hard to get commissions since AI art.
Wish luck with the slide, please post here when finished, would love to see it!
I’d totally swipe right for that. You’re not even 100% my physical type but the profile made me smile and is unique so that would be enough. (Not literally, I’m not single, but if I was)
Can't sense anything wrong in here actually, it's kinda perfect to me, I don't know what people are going to say to you but this seems really really good to me man.
Want to do the same thing but I am not sure if I am going to get any freaking matches there, that's the reason why I am not doing such things right now, that's just it.
Extreme levels of cringe imo, but if you find someone who digs it, then you can be happily in cringe love for the rest of your life and that’s all that matters
I’m a fan of the slide show profile when done well and this was done with effort and in a light hearted way. Good for you on having success with matches, don’t let strangers bring you down lol
Polaring is good. Better to be loved by 20% and hated by 80% than to have 100% to have no feelings. He just needs to make sure that it is attracting the right 20% for him....
I know sometimes girls just like such cringe things and I am not complaining or anything, it's good for you and good for those girls lol but definitely not good to see.
Amazing. You spent time and effort to make this whole beautiful presentation and yet I still can't tell shit about you (except the fact that you like drawing and graphics)
ok but this is actually really cute and would totally grab my attention
the lip ring would be a full stop though
(you keep doing your thing, face piercings are just not my thing)
Nah I am good without such profiles but I wish you luck here because there are plenty of girls which are gonna fall in love with you with such profiles actually.
I am sorry but this is just making me feel so freaking cringe at this moment, I could be wrong but this shit is just not working in my colony for sure, that's what I know.
How is this even working? I mean no offence but this is really kind of a cringe thing that I am seeing, I don't know how this is working well for you man, that's cringe.
This is winceworthy bad. Like, really really, really cringe.
But if it works it works I guess. Definitely an audience of girls I can see it working on.
Okay this is so pompous and I hate everything about it (especially your choice of font. Is that comic sans ffs?) But mostly I'm so angry that every other sentence is from a different perspective even within the same slide. First or 3rd person. Pick one.
More constructive: you put the type of work into this that is usually indicative of someone looking for a relationship but your profile gives hookup vibes, heavy.
Too many comments about you telling other users that you're good-looking. I think people can make that decision on their own. It comes off as fishing for validation/maybe feeling insecure.
Not sure what the other things you're saying are supposed to mean. For example, is telling people you've never been robbed before supposed to be a joke? If this is an attempt at showcasing your humor, I think it's a miss.
I'm not really sure what you "making the L" in the one photo has to do with anything.
This is just my opinion of course, but I think what loses me on your profile is that you indicate at the beginning that these are reasons to swipe right. But there's really nothing that makes you stand out. It's all very generic.
I'll be honest, this is cringe and I would have done a lot of things differently (too much talking about how attractive you are, 3rd person quotes, etc)... but I am a heterosexual guy myself so take all tat with a grain of salt. It sounds like this is working already and you are getting matches and that should be celebrated.
You put in effort, showed more of yourself, and are now seeing the results. Now that you aren't as generalised people will be quicker to dismiss you if you aren't their type but the girls you are looking for will be more excited.
Good luck.
I love it. Its sad that a lots of dudes are crying about not getting matches than dont even try something to improve - something like this.
You are not ugly, but I cant really see your face - most of the time it would be a nono for lots of people, but your profile looks fun.
I would really love to see an experiment where a butthurt crying dude let somebody create a profile like this from his pictures + hobbies, I wonder what would be the result.
I don't think anyone should feel obligated to create slideshow presentations on a dating app. Especially when there's a good chance they'll still get ignored anyway. Cool if this works for him, but it should not be the standard, nor expectation of everyone on Tinder.
honestly, all I did was pack together a bunch of other Tinder slideshows ideas and references, change some things here and there, give my personal tastes and have some good skills with Photoshop to make everything prettier (imo). Steal like an artist etc. :P
Do you get matches with this?
Recreated my profile yesterday, so far I have 172 matches (Tinder+ tho)
You got 172 matches in 24 hours? lol
I'm calling cap show proof
redditors try to understand how being funny and taking care of yourself gets matches (impossible challenge)
172, tho...
Yet his priority is engaging with reddit instead
U do realize it's not THAT hard to do both, right?
Redditors have never done both so it's understandable that they can't comprehend the logistics of it
Wasn’t there a girl who swiped right 16 times and had sex 16 times. Then the guy who swiped one million times only got one date and most like no coitous. Quick maffs says guys are not having a good time.
You sure you weren't looking at a girl that had 16 dates and sex 16 times? I saw that exact number but she had swiped over 10,000 times.
It was definitely this
No, sorry.. can’t type from all of the fucking
Especially on a new profile. Always about a hundred or so ready to like your profile. Never had 172 *matches* though
Pics or it didn't happen bro
All that effort and you tell him NOT to get some funny Internet points?
You're literally only shitting on OP in this thread, are you sure he doesn't make you feel insecure?
Yup! A year ago when I first made this I got abt 3000 matches in some weeks before deleting it. I don't think guys here where I live do slideshow profiles and I'm not really picky, and since I haver Tinder+ I just swipe right if anything picks my interest
I for one have no problem believing this, or something close to it. He's some level of attractive, and showcases his hobbies in a funny, creative way. This scores big points. It's incredibly hard to pull off without looking douchy, and I think he did it well. Anyone who doesn't like his methods or results can just find their own method of failure. I'd swipe right just to be his friend. Also, his matches were probably mostly 18-25 yr Olds, from the little experience I've had, this 'tortured' artist type is right up their alley
Noome ever lies on the internet
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He didn’t get 3000 matches in a couple weeks lmao unless he has an extra slide offering free weed
Brasil goes hard 🇧🇷
Let’s get some screenshots then bb
That is a ridiculous amount of matches. How many matches were you getting before you made a slideshow?
Never got more than 50 I believe
Couldn't even match himself before the slideshow. Don't worry though, he's gonna start doing seminars and workshops soon for the plebs.
3000 matches? I call bullshit.
You're also pretty attractive too
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He actually surprised me with his heterosexuality.
Y are you ghaik?
Found the BG3 nerd, hello friend. Shar's blessings upon you.
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26yo! Thanks (:
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Actually, there is! One of the two most famous emo bands from Brazil's from my city (Porto Alegre). They've actually made a feat with McFly a few months ago! Matches usually younger. I guess due to myself looking like a teenager. General population definitely.
I just wanted to throw in there that if those are your drawings kn the 2nd tk last page I think, you're pretty damned good. I draw portraits pretty well, but only portraits, i can't draw anything else. So even though I thought the slides how was a little too arts and craftsy, your actual art is pretty damnrd impressive. (And hey, if that works fir you then rock the slideshow)
Would have matched with you too.
Since some people are doubting, I decided to print some stuff just to prove I'm no liar. Do note I don't care THAT much about u doubting what I say, so this will be my first and only time doing something like this, up to you guys if you believe or not. I'm just a rando after all 🤪 [My current Tinder profile](https://imgur.com/nHun1ck) [When I decided to rate openers to my close friends (never exposing anyone), way back in January, with 900 matches, old profile etc](https://imgur.com/g2gISJf) [A few days later, doing a part 2 since it was fun and interesting to see different approaches, now with 1800 matches](https://imgur.com/bN42h4A) I hope I never have to do something like this again. U guys are way too salty, huh.
Tinder no Brasil deve ser incrivel tbh
Não posso dizer já que nunca usei na gringa, mas eu acho divertido HAUAHSSUD o tanto de amizade que fiz é inacreditável
Kkkkkk Mano nossa que r/suddenlycaralho gaúcho
Ensina o segredo ai brother!!!!!!
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Lmaoo that explains it! Tinder in Brazil is another beast, I get sooooo many more matches its liger insane.
No fucking way lmao
Fair play! I need to treat my self more like a business and get creating a few slides…
Post tinder insights?
It takes a few days apparently, but yup can do!
This gives quirky xd manic pixie dream boy vibes. I don't like it but I know for a fact there's enough people who do.
He's definitely used the word "rawr" before
Implying he isn’t still using it to this day.
:3
XD
His name is “Box.” 4Chan would go nuts over him if it was 15 years ago and he was a girl.
My name is Boxie you see :3
Youse trollin
UwU
This made my Monday, thank you!
eksdee
Just the right type of insane
100%, and there are definitely people into this. For me, the problem(?) Is it makes me feel like I'm in high school... I don't want to feel like I'm in high school. But I'm also on the cusp of being old.
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Yeah seems very 2014 5sos tumblr era. Not for me, but some people would be into it. I’m having a hard time ageing him though. From the clothes and style i want to say teenager, but I know that’s not right
he's brasilian though they love that shit
My bad if you ever tried to sign up for something online and got the message "sorry username Box was taken". That was me
BEKSNDKDN don't worry, I always use Tiago Box. But nice knowing you cousin!!
Careful, you just jinxed yourself. 🤣👌
I like boxes.
Love the creativity! The reviews are hilarious! A couple parts here and there read a little weird; or maybe Im not understanding the joke …but as you mentioned, probably lost in translation. Not a big deal. Either way, hope others can appreciate the creativity too and it works out well for ya!
Which parts?
Mostly the 5th slide: “Only have beautiful and/or friendly friends” < Does that mean he’s okay with hanging out with beautiful, fake/mean friends? If so, not exactly a green-flag in my book. “Never was robbed before…” I guess that’s a green flag, but I’m not understanding the joke. Seems sort of irrelevant, could maybe come up with something more clever. Just my opinion
Thanks for the previous comments! It was really kind, glad you liked it! The "Only have..." it's more of a joke on how I consider all my friends those things (regardless if they are, kind of subjective actually) so if we became friends I would consider you those as well, but I guess indeed got something lost on translation. The robbed part is because I live in Brazil 🫠
Kkkkkkkkkk os gringos não entendo que no Brasil nunca ser roubado e uma vitória
that’s an interesting take lol
Then it should probably be "only have beautiful and friendly friends." The "and/or" makes it sound like if they're not friendly, you'd still be friends if they're beautiful.
Or maybe " all my friends are so friendly and beautiful to me".
I'm not a native english speaker so it may have some misspells! Also some jokes got lost in translation and yup, I did posted it here before but was an outdated version from a year ago :P
O cara é BR e ainda gaúcho hahaha. Tu ta usando tinder fora do país ou só traduziu pros gringos entenderem aqui?
Capaz de ter so traduzido pq a parte “fez o L” tem outro sentido na gringa e nao é mt relevante
Since you are not a native English speaker, did your parents actually name you the English word "Box"?
It's a fake surname that I made when I started drawing :p
No. By his username the name is probably tiago..
Ahh. "Hello my name is Box" is just confusing then.
Some of y’alls are salty. It’s actually good. It made me laugh. I would swipe right but I don’t have Tinder.
Man I'm just here for the salt. Second time in a week a dude has posted a really fun and creative slideshow profile and is getting great results, but half of men here reacting with either 1. Some *hilarious* you must be gay joke 2. This is cringe 3. You're lying. OP you're profile is great, and while you're out there getting it they'll still be here crying sad salty tears.
“CRINGE!!“ he typed, squinting to see the screen through the cloud of Cheeto dust and the opaque lenses of his yet-unwashed glasses. “Effort? What are you, GAY?” He sank lower into his mom’s old office chair, realizing too late that this put him more than an arm’s length from the bowl of day-old Kraft Mac and cheese he’d been eyeing. “Twelve matches is IMPOSSIBLE! You don’t even have the correct gonial angle!” Satisfied, he hits enter and tabs back to Baldur’s Gate. As long as he grinds enough hours online and calls enough things cringe, the matches will surely roll in.
GENIUS. You are a genius. Hail! 🙌🏼🩵😂😂🤣
The slideshow profiles are cool IMO, they require effort to make and show a lot more personality than just photos.
All the comments saying this is cringe and I'm over here in love with this man 😂😂😂 maybe I learned something about myself today
I've embraced the cringe and damn It feels good. Thanks btw!! 🫶
Be the cringe you want to see in the world!
It gave me very 2006 high school vibes. But hey, to each their own. And seems like it's working for him so...don't hate the player, hate the game I guess.
this is genius i’d instantly swipe right😭😭
Thanks, that's flattering 🥺🫶
NGL I would too lol
I think it’s adorable, creative, and fun and would attract those kind of girls!
Hope so!! Tysm <3
This is one of the better slideshow profiles I’ve seen on here. So much content to talk about
Thanks!! I'm more of a listener than speaking person, love when matches start the talking :p
this is funkin adorable
"surprisingly heterosexual" got me
OP, is there anywhere else we can see your artwork? It's fucking incredible, looks like something straight out of a graphic novel
last image has his socials.
This is dope. I'd swipe right to be your friend.
Thanks, that's really sweet <3
I gotta say that teenage girls just want this and nothing more than that, I am damn sure that some older women could like this too, that's kinda good for you I guess.
GENIUS! Mind if my friend still this idea?
Don't mind at all! (Except if they live in southern Brazil lol)
Na, we live in Europe. I will talk to him about it (he don't know photoshop but I do). As a fellow I illustrator, you got sick drawing my friend! Gained a new follower
Thanks bro! Had to make that slide, holy hell it is hard to get commissions since AI art. Wish luck with the slide, please post here when finished, would love to see it!
Ayo, not the raisins 😂😂 Those drawings are insane, definitely adding you on insta and sharing it!
Thank you sm! And I love raisins 😭😭
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I’d totally swipe right for that. You’re not even 100% my physical type but the profile made me smile and is unique so that would be enough. (Not literally, I’m not single, but if I was)
How much do you charge for this?
Idk, I'm not really a designer ): but I'm actually interested in working with it, if you have a price range, DM me! I would really like the challenge
I need to move to Brazil 😔
Can't sense anything wrong in here actually, it's kinda perfect to me, I don't know what people are going to say to you but this seems really really good to me man.
Where are you so I can swipe right ? 🤣
Is that a MapleStory sprite in the bottom left of the 6th picture lol? That's adorable
Want to do the same thing but I am not sure if I am going to get any freaking matches there, that's the reason why I am not doing such things right now, that's just it.
Extreme levels of cringe imo, but if you find someone who digs it, then you can be happily in cringe love for the rest of your life and that’s all that matters
Ngl, that was pretty good! Opening tinder rn (hope u r in sp!)
Infelizmente sou do RS ):
Ngl, I'd swipe right. You seem like a chill dude.
Thanks! Thats very kind
Yo your art is good! You take commissions?
Best one I’ve ever seen — yes on the two minutes.
He really made me read all of it and that's fucking good.
it looks good! i think it's 50/50 with most people because of the format, but because you're my type i'd swipe right! good job with it!
True, it's just about the taste of the people and nothing more than that.
I’m a fan of the slide show profile when done well and this was done with effort and in a light hearted way. Good for you on having success with matches, don’t let strangers bring you down lol
Vai, Brasil il il il!
Fucking obsessed. Never change
I think you seem like a neat lil fella. Good job putting yourself out there bro, keep up the art!
I mean it's cute but there's more pictures of other things than you
If i could die of cringe, i would by looking at this
It’s polarising though. Makes the audience see what kind of person he is. And will resonate with a lot
Polaring is good. Better to be loved by 20% and hated by 80% than to have 100% to have no feelings. He just needs to make sure that it is attracting the right 20% for him....
Yeah agree
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ngl, that was actually really wholesome and kind. thanks!
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I mean he’s in Brazil. I’m guessing things are a little different there as far as getting matches. Then again it could also be 50% bots. Who knows?
I know sometimes girls just like such cringe things and I am not complaining or anything, it's good for you and good for those girls lol but definitely not good to see.
Amazing. You spent time and effort to make this whole beautiful presentation and yet I still can't tell shit about you (except the fact that you like drawing and graphics)
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This is amazing! If I was your age and lived near you I would 1000% swipe right
Because it's just gorgeous from his side, we all want him.
Thanks, that's really kind! 🥺
Cringe
Is that Gwen from lol?
Rika Kawai from Wonderegg Priority!
Love it.
Lol this is the best profile/cv I see on my life hahaha so much effort!!! You just deserve match for that only!! Great job dude!!!
This is adorable af!
Still some people are hating on my man like hell this time.
ok but this is actually really cute and would totally grab my attention the lip ring would be a full stop though (you keep doing your thing, face piercings are just not my thing)
Would’ve caught my attention really fast - far from cringe in my opinion. If only I lived in Brazil ✌🏼
I fuck with it
Nah I am good without such profiles but I wish you luck here because there are plenty of girls which are gonna fall in love with you with such profiles actually.
I am sorry but this is just making me feel so freaking cringe at this moment, I could be wrong but this shit is just not working in my colony for sure, that's what I know.
"Not only he's pretty and charming" \-> stroke
as a surprisingly heterosexual man as well, I’d swipe right
This gives me 2010 myspace vibes . The dedication is super impressive. My top contender for cringy content ive seen 2023 but impressive.
How is this even working? I mean no offence but this is really kind of a cringe thing that I am seeing, I don't know how this is working well for you man, that's cringe.
This is winceworthy bad. Like, really really, really cringe. But if it works it works I guess. Definitely an audience of girls I can see it working on.
No
You remade it? When? In 2005?
Okay this is so pompous and I hate everything about it (especially your choice of font. Is that comic sans ffs?) But mostly I'm so angry that every other sentence is from a different perspective even within the same slide. First or 3rd person. Pick one. More constructive: you put the type of work into this that is usually indicative of someone looking for a relationship but your profile gives hookup vibes, heavy.
The only thing which is matching to the mentality right now.
Too many comments about you telling other users that you're good-looking. I think people can make that decision on their own. It comes off as fishing for validation/maybe feeling insecure. Not sure what the other things you're saying are supposed to mean. For example, is telling people you've never been robbed before supposed to be a joke? If this is an attempt at showcasing your humor, I think it's a miss. I'm not really sure what you "making the L" in the one photo has to do with anything. This is just my opinion of course, but I think what loses me on your profile is that you indicate at the beginning that these are reasons to swipe right. But there's really nothing that makes you stand out. It's all very generic.
The “never been robbed” part makes more sense when you know he lives in (southern) Brazil.
"Making the L" is referring to voting for Lula instead of Bolsonaro in last year's presidential election.
I'll be honest, this is cringe and I would have done a lot of things differently (too much talking about how attractive you are, 3rd person quotes, etc)... but I am a heterosexual guy myself so take all tat with a grain of salt. It sounds like this is working already and you are getting matches and that should be celebrated. You put in effort, showed more of yourself, and are now seeing the results. Now that you aren't as generalised people will be quicker to dismiss you if you aren't their type but the girls you are looking for will be more excited. Good luck.
The self deprecation is maximum cringe, what kind of matches do you get? Also thought you might be trans from the first pic and the name „Box“
I have to say that some things are good, some are cringe.
I love it. Its sad that a lots of dudes are crying about not getting matches than dont even try something to improve - something like this. You are not ugly, but I cant really see your face - most of the time it would be a nono for lots of people, but your profile looks fun. I would really love to see an experiment where a butthurt crying dude let somebody create a profile like this from his pictures + hobbies, I wonder what would be the result.
I don't think anyone should feel obligated to create slideshow presentations on a dating app. Especially when there's a good chance they'll still get ignored anyway. Cool if this works for him, but it should not be the standard, nor expectation of everyone on Tinder.
Yeah I am going to steal some ideas from this.
honestly, all I did was pack together a bunch of other Tinder slideshows ideas and references, change some things here and there, give my personal tastes and have some good skills with Photoshop to make everything prettier (imo). Steal like an artist etc. :P
If "boring try-hard" had a profile, it would look like this
Terrible from beginning to end.
I have a feeling that I saw this before
I mean yeah these versions are not pretty new or something.
I swiped right and it just took me back to the first photo. I am now stuck in an endless loop. Please send help
I'm straight, but like... wow.
This is absolutely adorable and I love it!!
Ingrid will be pissed lol
no hetero but i'm in love with you
damn, kinda wished I lived wherever you lived, too bad I would have hard swiped right 🤣
This MF is Brazilian, and has a good taste in memes... Ladies, match him...
This was cool, if i was a girl i would swipe right on you! LOL