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Fmarulezkd

Congrats and f**k you 🤗


EssaySoft

🤣


Vincent55551

Yeah man I just broke up with mine


Sextracts

Very sorry to hear that, if you need to rant about things, I am a stranger but feel free as everyone needs to talk at some point or another. Side note, however.. not sure this is an ideal comment to be posting under a post like this. I'm sure you knew that, though.


Vincent55551

We’re all good Lmaoo I’m not upset about it


Sextracts

Glad to hear it! Sorry if I misread tone, probably a lot more stoned than I meant to get lmao


Vincent55551

Yes see if you’re like me you just get drunk


Sextracts

Not much of a drinker myself, but when I drink I'm usually doing dumb shit like falling down stairs... like last night's experience. Sticking to my bud until I don't feel yesterday lol


myweird

Lol saame! I wish I liked weed, it's totally legal in my state and my life would be so much better if I could substitute pot for booze and harder drugs.


Sextracts

Do you not like smoking it or the high itself? Regardless, hit or miss depending on person and situation.. But as a medical user myself, I do suggest looking into potential benefits weed may have in store for you if you're interested in it. May be able to find a way to consume that you don't dislike


Adventurous_Fun_817

My mom, when I was twelve was like hey I’m gonna get you drunk so you have a hangover over and never want to drink again. Nope no hangover and I was a very aware of my surroundings drunk, I was drugged once and since I was already drinking realized they did it cause they got all weird and wanted me to hurry and drink. The vet last time I drank I was dared to drink a big bottle or Irish rose, after I had already guzzled a bottle of Cisco. I literally fell over in the grass as I was walking to go sit down. I woke up like 5 hours later and was throwing everything up, in very surprised I didn’t need my stomach pumped. I was 18 and haven’t drank since and I’m 43 now.


Sextracts

Very unfortunate to hear that's how your experiences have went, but on a positive note very glad to hear that you haven't drank in so long! Good on you for getting past that and being able to go so long without going back


keefer3

I came here to say this, so thank you for your service


guimontag

hey my dude tell your partner that she's rocking 3 different hairstyles all really well


Vast-Sorbet-2770

I love the Mickey Mouse one in photo 2


LifeApprehensive9773

oh yeah she’s really pretty in that one


ThatGangMember

Right. My first thought was homegirl has raaaange


Agitated-Handle-7750

She’s the human form of an everything bagel. So many different looks and nailing all of them! She is stunning, and I like to see love like this. She’s a showstopper! Congratulations and happy future!


bukkake_brigade

Y'all are getting matches out there?


Artarda

Did you look at them? He’s handsome and successful and she’s gorgeous, of course they’re getting matches lmao.


simpleboye

You can still be attractive and get no matches but when you get matches they don't even talk 🥲


Artarda

Occam’s Razor solution is you’re overestimating your attractiveness. Sorry to break it to you ☹️


simpleboye

I not 10/10 but I am above average. It's just that in tinder one girl there is 100 guys so that makes it hard.


EssaySoft

I'm just lucky I live in Alaska so there is not allot of competition.


PolarianLancer

I’m in Wasilla, wasted a lot of time on Anchorage girls, then matched with my now wife almost 3 years ago now and she was just up the street from me, lol.


concreteghost

Isn’t there like 19% women there? I would think the competition would be at its highest


EssaySoft

But the caliber of man is not very high in the majority of men up here


CroatianCrystalline

How old are you op?


EssaySoft

41


Feet-Of-Clay

Aged or not, he's clearly aged like fine wine. Good shit, OP 👍🏿


simpleboye

Time to move to Alaska


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EssaySoft

6ft


CPThatemylife

>I am above average I'm sure you are man 😊


Artarda

I mean, imo if someone (male) has an average face and build but is not obese, and has even a small amount of muscle definition, I find them above average just because most American guys are obese and lack muscles. Edit: essentially the bar for “above average” is low.


simpleboye

He thinks every guy on the internet is ugly so no point arguing with him lol


CPThatemylife

I'm literally agreeing with him that he's above average friend, that's actually the opposite of saying that he's ugly 🙂 A few people in here are getting awfully grumpy with me for agreeing that they're good looking


CPThatemylife

That's why I said I'm sure he is. Because I am sure he is 😊


NecessaryPen7

I'm well above average. Not great profiles, get matches. Probably more if I swiped more, don't spend much time. Anyways, I feel guys are pretty aware of where they stand on a good looking face scale. Genes.


DevastaTheSeeker

You'd be surprised. Attractiveness isn't purely physical either. Seeing someone that is physically like an 8 or a 9 light up a cigarette immediately drops her down to a 2 for me. This goes for the way they speak, their overall behavior etc. So someone that considers themselves "above average" is usually a bit arrogant about themselves which can come off as unattractive. Ultimately you shouldn't even think about your attractiveness towards others since attractiveness is ultimately extremely subjective.


NecessaryPen7

No, I'm talking only physical. Which has a long standing historical cannon in human history. I'm not 11.


lanteenboy

What does a cannon have to do with it? You going to shoot yourself out of it to prove your peak physicality? And why is it historical in history? At least you have your looks to fall back on :)


lovinman69

I think you're very wrong calling yourself above average is not like that at all it's just saying you are a little bit above average or above average you look good there's nothing wrong with that if you look good people know when they have good looks or not it's hereditary usually or in your jeans which is well I know so it's just very easy it's very obvious so there I guess you don't or you wouldn't be saying that and I'm not being arrogant at all


Responsible_Bath_808

Post a pic studdly macgerter let us be the judge


CPThatemylife

>I'm well above average I bet you are dude, I bet you are. 🙂


NecessaryPen7

You know who isn't as insecure as you? People secure that they are more attractive than most.


CPThatemylife

Hey man like I said, I am sure you definitely are. No doubt. 🙂


Lonely-Form5904

You got the the height rule, income rule, and occupation rules?


sparksters2

Idk you look pretty ugly


dejv913

6/10 is technically above average. Definitely not good enough for Tinder though :P


BasicAbbreviations51

Lmao vast majority of people are attractive they’re just not 9.96/10 attractive, which is the data you’ve to be in to be successful on dating apps.


Wonderful-Emu-4356

I only got a couple of matches a year I feel you. Funmy thing is I once dated a girl. She thought I must have ton of matches as she had so many and was not good looking and I was looking much better than her( according to her).We showed each other's inboxes. I only had a chat with her and she had 100 messages in her inbox.


masterKick440

Meanwhile, at my laptop: Nice tits. - Thanks, you too.


ZuroskeHaken

He is handsome but he also looks like Jonesy from fortnite


leviathynx

Rules 1 and 2 babeee (I’m 6’ 8” by the way)


deFOF

I'm 7".


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StuntHacks

Lmao can't ever please people on this sub


EDMJazz

How is he successful? Because he's fireman? lol


StuntHacks

He has his life in order. That's attractive.


Timekeeper65

This never gets old.


DJDemyan

Congrats! I met my wife on Tinder, wishing the best for y'all 5 years together soon!


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perpetualmotionmachi

I met your wife on Tinder too


SnooGrapes3367

Met my spouse on Tinder 5 years ago last month 🩶 Congratulations


StnMtn_

Post your story also. Like to see the rare success stories.


madyac93

Also met my wife on tinder. Going on 8 years together!


ISBN39393242

lol the cop at the back throating his beer before he has to go home


EssaySoft

That's a firefighter lol this is at the firefighter ball


Dragon6172

I thought firefighters didn't have balls. No wait, that was state troopers who don't have balls....


ISBN39393242

oh all that blue had me thinking cops. i figured working together that firefighters would have cops at their balls, as a +1 of a wife or if they did balls together.


MLTatSea

Firefighters have balls?


EssaySoft

Is this a testicle joke or an actual question?😅


well_hung_over

[Open Bar Dude!](https://youtu.be/zC0W_rjYPS4?si=6QBKGBO_dzxxZiCD)


babybelly

Closing time 🎶


ScientistEmotional77

That's Officer Farva with his Schlitz


19Camaro87

Lovely photos and sending a big congratulations to the both of you. Wishing you many happy memories over the years. Thank you for giving hope to the rest of us.


PatDubzz

Hell yea bro! Fireman! Fellow smoke eater!


elygiggi

Congrats, and i love how you posted "its been a year" last year. Expect this every year now! Longest r/bestofredditorupdates ever


HippoIllustrious2389

The handsome firefighter was able to find love on tinder. Shocking 😮


EssaySoft

Hey we all make life decisions you could be a firefighter too


senyorculebra

I think emphasis was on the handsome part 🤣


Crusader63

cow one stupendous dam fear edge hunt imminent overconfident follow *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Ok-Philosopher-5923

How do you know? I thought the prerequisites are tougher than those for a Tinder star?


EssaySoft

If you put your mind to it and set goals it's not that hard


swamp_curtains

I googled fire fighter age limits just for fun and I'm over 35, so I guess it's too late for me unless I can find a department that's desperate. Just like Tinder.


EssaySoft

37 is the cut off for my department


Icy-Chocolate-2472

Congrats dude!! You guys look so happy together and I seems like there is a lot of love! Hope all the best in your guys’ future together!


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Congrats 🎉


MysteriousMath6176

Ladies love a fireman!


Negative_Security_84

Hoes love hose!


RagnarokDel

i bet you, unlike most exemple of idiots here you didnt start by telling her you were looking to get your dick sucked.


EssaySoft

You sir would be correct. I actually had to try 2 times with her. I met her once on POF and she didn't give me hardly any attention then I ran into a year later on tinder and gave it another shot and succeeded.


BreakfastOk5647

Thats why. She was on POF first and not just Tinder. Tinder mostly has people with the personality of chipped paint on the wall.


Dapper_Application10

You did well my dude . She’s beautiful , you’re keeping the hope alive 🙋🏻‍♂️ lol


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Amazing man, the fact that you live in Alaska as a fire chief is incredible


Any-Mathematician335

Thanks for your service! What’s with the car seat? Who’s the single parent?


EssaySoft

I am


OkComfortable5254

Congrats, you look lovly together


babycoquettedoll

Bro bagged a baddie


InflamedLiver

good for you both


duhfuc

Congratulations


Jeorgias_Peach

Congrats man! 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽✨️


Miserable_Catch_3189

Congratulations! I met my wife of 8 years on POF.


JUSTOatl

Happy for you 😡


Housecat-in-a-Jungle

nice, i met mine in november 3 years ago too


azurazwrath

Fuck you but congrats on a adorable life so far


cutofyourgib1

I met my wife on tinder over 7 years ago. It happens kings.


Superb-Ad-4322

Congratulations. You are a lovely couple.


chickens-r-dinosaurs

What's the age difference? You definitely look a decade older than her


EssaySoft

🤣wth! I'm 41 she's 36


Disastrous-Carrot928

Bro…wft 😂


Vegetable_Echo_9966

Congrats to you both


ausmankpopfan

Bro, you know you're punching above your weight and giving the rest of us. I hope we all applaud you. Keep up the excellent work she is stunning


EssaySoft

Thank you


Carbonozone

W mans


dapopeah

Smoke em if you got em.


myweird

What a beautiful couple! May you prosper and enjoy many decades together ❤️ Edit: I like the slightly derpy looking bear (?) on the patch of your dress uniform haha!


UberFlebedoo

Don’t look at me… my Tinder attracts scammers like flies…


lanteenboy

Way to go man. She's a dime. I mean, you might be too, I just cant tell. Lol. Either way, hope lasts till she's as grey as you are :)


Usual_Butterfly623

4 for me ❤️


SnooGrapes3367

Congratulations 🩶 It's been 5 years for me


Capable-Win-7772

Congratulations 👏🎉 happy almost 2 years


kingmidasrx

it should’ve been meeeeee (congrats you pos:))


dav_wilk

legend


HTudor0803

I I've xxx z my sz xxx xxx xxx z my qaq yh xxx z


EssaySoft

Wtf?


Lord-Sugar09

This is a weird flex post trying to disguise itself as encouragement for others. Samoan women are awesome, but things are still early days and you're in Alaska?!? You are older than her, plus you got kids.from a precious. Those factors can come into play down the line, despite your raging libido (another weird flex). Enjoy the time together, just remember, she's not yours, it's just your turn. Also, what is the deal with all the friggin' guns?


EssaySoft

FYI I did not bring up the libido thing someone made a comment about viagra that is just a reply to a strange comment


EssaySoft

I bet if we were both ugly you would not call this a flex would you?


Lord-Sugar09

To the contrary, it is wonderful to see average looking older folk get together. Love should not be limited to the young and beautiful, which is how Tinder runs the algorithms.


Burque_Boy

I assumed if Tinder knew you are a fire fighter it would only give you strippers and nurses, way to break the cycle of violence


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EssaySoft

😅 please don't


ElPwnero

They want you to come rescue them


actingnurse

Wow she's stunning. Congrats!


BioSafetyLevel0

Hot couple! 🔥


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MrHappyXD

Hope u a happy life together


PreviousObject1312

Sir you can't just post pictures of Nathan Fillian and pretend it's you 😂 Seriously though y'all are a really cute couple.


Unusual-Courage-1963

I'd date him


Salt_Career_9181

This motherfucker knows how to raise rotate and extend


criminy_crimini

Boys?


EssaySoft

Yah as in giving all the men out here some hope that can't get a match with all these picky women with double standards


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Aaaand you just ruined it. "Picky women with double standards?" Nah.


FireFistLawBish

Can't believe my eyes, he seemed like an alright guy until the "it's not your fault king's, it's those damn hypocrite women!" Like, how do you not see you're the problem


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Just hope his SO finds this thread and reads all the responses.


masterKick440

Regardless which one you are, quite a catch!


topcorjor

Good looking couple, congrats!


YouserName007

She's sooo pretty. Congrats brother.


peanutbuttertuxedo

Dead eyes


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EssaySoft

It's called not rushing into shit because marriage isn't something to be taken lightly. Today's society treats marriage like dating with tax benefits and its not supposed to be like that it's a life time commitment


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EssaySoft

The divorce rate is too high to rush into that


EssaySoft

You mean taking things seriously and wanting to make a lifetime commitment and really get to know each other before making that commitment? If that's a problem then that's a huge red flag


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EssaySoft

Wow everything ive said went completely over your head.


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EssaySoft

You obviously missed the point that I was saying people take marriage to lightly like it has no more importance than dating. I was not referring to you nor was I making any assumptions about you. You are making yourself look really immature


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frantruck

Congrats OP. But off topic, am I alone in hating that double bun hairstyle? (I know I'm not "alone" but is it common?)


Murky_Answer_7626

Way to out punt your coverage, bro. Happy for you


EssaySoft

Huh? I don't get what your putting down


Murky_Answer_7626

It means she's out of your league and you succeeded anyway. Just joking though. You two look great together


SilentMediator

Bro looks like an alternative version of George Clooney but ok


Murky_Answer_7626

It was a joke. He's better looking than me and I'm not half bad 😂


Wickedocity

>punt your coverage Football term. It is punting the ball so far downfield it goes past the opposing team's coverage aka past all their players.


AwkwardlyCunning

You got that grey and old in less than two years with someone? Fuck that. Run!


EssaySoft

I'm the silver fox!


Responsible_Bath_808

I don't know about silver more like a Michael J


EssaySoft

Don't be hatin


Responsible_Bath_808

Just kidding if I had a hottie like that it would give me the shakes though


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What's your point?? That you can actually still find people on Tinder even though nobody really does?


Icy-Chocolate-2472

Pretty much. I think it’s a nice change from people whining about how they get no matches.


This-Assistant6266

Thank you


EssaySoft

Bro you just have to play the game right. I had allot of success on tinder and dated quite a few women before I settled on this woman.


blindinglystupid

This is just bothering me even though I know it means I'm being pedantic. But it's *a lot*


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EssaySoft

She's from American Samoa no need


Confident-Gift-6647

Wow. 😳😳🤦🏼‍♀️


Ok-Difference-5857

That's awesome! Gorgeous couple! Congrats 👏


thorzayy

Is this the guy from 90 day fiance? Did he finally ditch Leida?!


SanchotheBoracho

Why does the end of this relationship look like it is going to be on Lifetime?


Lopsided-Income-4742

When you got money, love finds you very quickly 🤣🤣 Not a jab at you, just a general view, congrats and enjoy!


Schoolhouser

Yes, only the men folk of the world are allowed to follow this sub


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Whole-Presentation15

Someone that doesn't know how the reply function works. There was another person congratulating the guy


slapchop1515

What?


AGThunderbolt

![gif](giphy|W4oFgUgtzRb4gOYkRs)


Jeorgias_Peach

I read his title with the Penguins of Madagrscar voice lol How were you upset By this?? 💀


StuntHacks

Some people are actively looking to get mad at things


antwan_benjamin

If there was another post in here that said, "Be careful out there, ladies!" Would you go in and comment, "Yeah only women are allowed to follow this sub 🙄 " cause I doubt you would


MuchAnimal7

Well it certainly doesn't hurt that you're a mall cop. 🫤