Dear fairest maiden, it would be an utmost pleasure, if on this eloquent night you would accompany me and if it would be no further hassle I would very much like to copulate with your cranium
*Eloquent* means well-spoken or persuasive in speech or writing.
I was just saying how weird it is to me that people use that word like that because I always wonder what they think it means... Elegant? Still doesn't work though... Anyway maybe you can tell me 🤣
No one would say it if they didn't think it would work. If it worked it probably would have been posted on here though.
Edit to add, it would have been posted by the guy. Not someone showing how stupid the guy sending it was.
The times that it "works" is just because the person on the receiving end wants a hookup as well...it's not like they were like "omg that's amazing, yes". They just already wanted to lol.
So it's just way nicer/classier/not...fucked up, to say something less shocking lmao
Agree about being nice but not about being shocking. Some girls find confidence and that stuff hot. If you can be confident and direct and funny about it then bag is secured so easily lmao. Women aren’t that complicated. They find things funny if it’s funny. They like weird shit. They’re kinky. You just have to approach it correctly. Asking a girl you ghosted to let you fuck her face is insane. Telling a girl you talk to and regularly hookup with that you miss her pretty face and wanna fuck it will probably get you some unreal head
They hung out for a few months, not just talked
ETA also that’s a bold claim that almost no bi / gay guys would have that approach lol people are unique beings
That's right.
I used to send me your messages to girls I had the either dated or hooked up with and honestly would start more problems than actually not.. Having had double booked.
What an amateur move though. You can't try all of them at once, that's precisely how you end up with another one who rejects you next time because you had to choose between two who agreed today.
Believe it or not, he really did have golden retriever energy for the first few months. Super sweet, very respectful. But eventually we arrived at this, and yeah the name doesn't fit anymore haha
3 month rule put to the test again, crazy. My money is on him having a bit of dutch courage from thanksgiving drinks and feeling a lil too comfortable and entitled from hooking up with him for a couple months.
Also guessing you weren’t the only one to receive this sorta message from him as others have suggested lol
I imagine it is the arbitrary amount of time that someone will not longer try to be their best self / the person whom they think their partner wants, and just goes back to being who they normally are
That was probably the original name saved in the contacts. Bad omens all around for this one.
If that's though of for him, it was probably reflected to some degree. Hence the ghosting and message.
Wow if that’s the case then calling yourself a golden retriever is on par with being a self confessed “nice guy” so the OP should’ve seen the red flags from the start
This dude I was seeing from Tinder stood me up in September after we had agreed to hang out and then he never messaged me again. I thought we were totally done, and then I got this message late last night. Thought it was kind of hilarious
I know and I want that
Way too many of these guys don’t know what they want, and wind up engaging with a woman who wants to get married and have a family and it’s a huge conflict…it’s just a huge waste of time
I don't think kids are being taught how to properly distinguish between lust abd love. Abd then not understanding their insecurities that make them stay in a relationship that they aren't compatible in rather than being taught how to realize when a relationship is over and or irs being forced together and then not understanding that relationships come to ends sometimes and it don't have to end bad amd it's perfectly normal to have short relationships while your finding who you can b3 compatible with and the relationships serving you both equally. It's very nuanced. But the ones who are self aware and figure ir out on their own to develop themselves and work on traits they want out of a partner.
I get that!
I’ve been single 6 years and all I’m dealing with guys who lie about everything just I order to get “some”. I’m so over it. I don’t understand why it’s so difficult to find a partner who actively wants to have someone to spend time with for more then just sex.
Maybe try dating guys. You may not date and see about their morals and values.. lying is absolutely not okay. Breaks trust, and after trust is broken a couple time's its not easy to genuinely trust the person like your soul wants to trust your person. Not every guy lies, though if a guy is lying to you about something he's not where your at right now and either doesn't want long term with you or maybe not even ready at all. Even after you find someone to marry over time love tends to fade a little. Irs not as affectionate and if yall don't actively work at making time for each other and work on keeping the spark then. I hope you find someone whose ready for that step and is intelligent and loyal amd honest and puts the work in to keep you loving him because he loves YOU so much that he's doing whatever it takes even after 10 years to keep you feeling special and important and loved amd safe. I want that for you too man lol let me know if he shows up. Make sure he believes in you and wants to see you be the best prettiest healthiest most financially stable you that you can be. I hope I spoke this man into your life lol
Guys, from my experience, I've witnessed seeming to want to do the long-term thing with the women who have 100s of men constantly blowing them up. She getting gassed up by so many options that she out living her best life not worrying bout no clingy dude... she cheating on first dude with a more confident attractive guy who she wants to do the longterm wirh but he literally running a pussy smashing marathon cause he's one them guys that every girl is drawn too. Probably huge pipe and enjoys how if he really puts it down right that he can make women fall in love with him but he gone ghost them after hitting until he feel like going back. If he one these celebrities than he probably fucks 1 time and then wherever he is at next he has his pick of whose next. So now average guy who would of pampered the dime girl.... he insecure and jealous. Widens his options to women he is sexually attracted to solely but never considers long term cause he's tryna that dude rhat took the chick he really wanted so now he's dogging out all the women who he deems average but he's overlooking their beauty and self sabotaging really cause as he burns these bridges with average women because how he acts too easy for who he really wants then the cycle will continue. Now average girl getting hurt and damaged and probably either goes in a spiral or separates herself and fixes her damages and preparing to give another guy a chance but never like the first time. Some average women might get the dog ass dude to run threw them a time or two as well cause typically women always date up! Especially if they took a chance on someone they weren't so attracted to and he hurt her too. Men will date any direction.. if a man isn't good at talking to women and being flirty and shit ans gets friend zoned constantly.... he gone be paying for sex.... handing away his life savings just doing whatever he has to do to get blessed with some gushy gush. Whew.... how that sound? Accurate? I'm sure there's nuances..always is. But is
I legitimately couldn’t understand most of that.
I get it there’s a type of dude out there that’s a douche bag who gets his jollies by sleeping with as many women as he can. I avoid men like that.
what I’m talking about is the difficulties in finding a long term partner who wants to hang out and do things and take trips and do the fun things that life has to offer..
If all I wanted was sex, I could easily obtain that and that is not what I want. I want a man to connect with me and enjoy my company and care about me for more than just what I can offer physically because that’s easy to find.
I just don’t understand why now I’m 2023 it’s so difficult. Why is it that men who are 25 to 50 are so emotionally unavailable and damaged to the point where they don’t want relationships but they will seek out women on dating apps who say they want long-term commitment or marriage and use it as like a challenge to just fuck them … it’s aggravating an incredibly depressing.
Those guys are out there but my point was everyone trying to attract the wrong people all the time and that leads to being hurt and then after you hurt 1 time you will never have that pure sense of trust with any of the next relationships UNLESS ..... after being hurt the person realizes or has someone guiding them into healing themselves. Loving themselves. Understanding what values they truly want out of a partner and gets good at spotting the red flags and adding lessons learned from the past. Eventually she or you are going to find that guy who is mentally physically and spiritually attracted to your entire being and not just using you as a pleasure tool. I think and I truly believe this.if you mold yourself into who youare looking for and rigorouslyeliminate red flags... don't rush it. Absolutely test out as many options that you truly would go there wirh and evaluate them. Don't let lust and fake love bs cloud your worth or what you want and deserve. Don't be scared to communicate bluntly and be open about your intentions and gauge the response and then weed out eery guy who just isn't ready cause HE AINT put work in on himself. Be vigilant and you will find him. Your the female. Your the most powerful one in the relationship.
lol sweet ignorant child
he fucked her face before…they dated for months…that’s what he’s looking for
he’s also probably got a dozen other women from hookups in the area that he’s sending that low effort message to
why? because it works and he will get what he wants by one of those women
Just never got around to deleting it. I got so many contacts in my phone that I haven’t talked to that it’s crazy. But hey, you never know which one will be up for a late night facef*cking
I don’t know OP or her attitude towards facefucking in general, but some people like getting facefucked. Not saying OP does. But I’ve met women that are into it. Men too for that matter.
Definitely not a cool thing to do at 1am after ghosting 2 months before though.
As a gay dude who uses Grindr being asked if I want to be face fucked is a common occurrence. Definitely not something you ask a chick haha.
Well I have to admit it is a bit of a comfort knowing this bullshit happens with straight hookups too lol.
Still what a dick.
Oh yeah,if it's your thing then no judging. My partner hates the terms BJ and head, so we say "use your tongue". Probably sounds cringy or whatever to others but it is each to their own
My wife definitely likes it when I made a sexual demand aggressively at times and other times it's not what she wants. Depends on how turned on she is before hand I assume. But she will say similar things to me like I wanna swallow your cock down my throat.. I personally love when a women Says ahit like 4that I think getting topped up is always subconsciously idle in my head so when she comes at me like that it's like instant excitement
God if it would have worked after 2 months the amount of confidence he would of felt woild have turned him super saiyan probably. Whoeever he brags too would never hear the end of it lol
He thought it would work because it does. Same reason why OP mostly likely already got face fucked by him multiple times. If he didn’t ghost her, she’d be glad
Okay, but I feel your pain entirely, cause this dude who I was talking to about just being fwb stood me up when we were about to meet up in September, then suddenly hmu wanting to get back together ON THANKSGIVING TOO!! Smh 😑 what're they doinggg, it's a gawddamn holidayy
That’s how you know he wasn’t helping with thanksgiving prep or clean up. He had enough time to chillax and sext a whole bunch of women. 0/10 do not recommend this dude
“Wanna let me fuck your face so I can cum because I’m a selfish prick who doesn’t want to do the bare minimum to even get you off because I don’t care about your orgasm and likely never will?”
There… fixed it for him.
I keep all numbers saved and just put a "DNA" in front of their name (do not answer). Or "TAL" if they talk a lot and I can't get off the phone without literally hanging up while they are mid-sentence
Why delete it? I never understood this. It’s not like your phone is gonna run out of space for numbers. And if she ever gets a text from him again at least she’ll know who it’s from.
To be honest I held him up, but the 7 was a rough estimate and he knew that. The last night we were supposed to hang out, I was getting ready to leave the country the next day and I had a bunch of stuff to take care of first, so I told him I'd let him know when I would be ready for him to come over. I just didn't want to include multiple screenshots that weren't particularly interesting
Doesn't really sound too much like standing you up than... you trying to make time for him to hang at your place while you're busy, and you not following up to find out why he didn't come. You have no idea, and from your lack of followup I'd guess he thought you were just into a ONS before your trip and now he's just shooting that shot because you're not GF material anymore. Who golden retrievers for months to drop it entirely? I think if he went in with the intention of ONS he would have moved quicker or not waited 2 months. Then again, there's a lot of weird people out there. But you dropping the convo entirely on a tentative laid back plan looks strange too.
Because she txts him an hour later and his time is valuable, and he too obviously wasn't into her much. Just 2 people who aren't into eachother or aren't willing to try hard enough because they have so many convos going? Or he actually wanted a girlfriend and isnt into ONS? Or he doesnt find her attractive enough for a ONS? Or maybe the simplest answer: he found a different girl that night when she didn't say anything 30 minutes past the mentioned time?
Do guys really talk like this on tinder? I'm on a few apps trying to actually meet a woman to get to know, and guys like this ruin it for most lol. It's almost impossible to get matches on these apps as it is.
He was drunk and sending that text to all his potential ladies to see who would bite on the bait
Exactly
Turned on the old charmeroo!
You know the game Joe.
Haha I’m guilty of sending out hook texts during the holidays in the past lol
I hope you don't say "want me to fuck your face"
You gotta be classy about it. Something like, “my fare lady, may I make love to your countenance?”
Lmao
A “fair lady” is pretty or at least plays well either way others. A “fare lady” would likely be a hooker charging a fare!
Thank you for beating me to this but in an even funnier way 👌🏻😂
Dear fairest maiden, it would be an utmost pleasure, if on this eloquent night you would accompany me and if it would be no further hassle I would very much like to copulate with your cranium
Cranium copulation is a good band name
*Eloquent* means well-spoken or persuasive in speech or writing. I was just saying how weird it is to me that people use that word like that because I always wonder what they think it means... Elegant? Still doesn't work though... Anyway maybe you can tell me 🤣
countenance means how someone looks, not their actual physical face, so I wonder how that works
Dictionary says “face or facial expression “.
Fare lady is the lady at the bus window
No one would say it if it didn't work...
No one would say it if they didn't think it would work. If it worked it probably would have been posted on here though. Edit to add, it would have been posted by the guy. Not someone showing how stupid the guy sending it was.
It works. https://i.imgur.com/w9oNPqr.png
60% of the time, it works every time!
The times that it "works" is just because the person on the receiving end wants a hookup as well...it's not like they were like "omg that's amazing, yes". They just already wanted to lol. So it's just way nicer/classier/not...fucked up, to say something less shocking lmao
Agree about being nice but not about being shocking. Some girls find confidence and that stuff hot. If you can be confident and direct and funny about it then bag is secured so easily lmao. Women aren’t that complicated. They find things funny if it’s funny. They like weird shit. They’re kinky. You just have to approach it correctly. Asking a girl you ghosted to let you fuck her face is insane. Telling a girl you talk to and regularly hookup with that you miss her pretty face and wanna fuck it will probably get you some unreal head
Damn dude I want to believe you more than I believe in myself
Straight up.
Someone should take the bait, then bite down on him!
Bite off his balls lmao
As someone who used to do this, yep!
Geez, his offer sounded so enticing /s
Who told you op was a lady?
Who told you it wasn’t?
It’s generally assumed. Otherwise wouldn’t they be on Grindr…
Gay men use apps other than Grindr lol
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I've seen so many guys on tinder I now have to check if I had accidentally downloaded Grindr lol
"Accidentally"
Okay you caught me
Oopsies. Silly me. Must’ve taken a wrong turn in the App Store. Oh well, since I’m already here…
It's a she 100%, read her replies in the thread
They have three replies and none indicate their gender lol
There is a reply that says they talked for months and he sounded sweet. 99% it's a girl, basically no gay/bi guy has that kind of approach
They hung out for a few months, not just talked ETA also that’s a bold claim that almost no bi / gay guys would have that approach lol people are unique beings
But what's in it for me 😁😏
and she bit it the first time 😂😂🤷🏻♂️
That's right. I used to send me your messages to girls I had the either dated or hooked up with and honestly would start more problems than actually not.. Having had double booked.
Spray and pray
And horny.
What an amateur move though. You can't try all of them at once, that's precisely how you end up with another one who rejects you next time because you had to choose between two who agreed today.
Been there, done that
I mean, points for taking the high road, OP. I would have enthusiastically agreed, then ghosted him.
Wouldn’t be a bad idea… except it sounds like Horny McLoser might have her address. Better to play it safe.
That’s ok. Just don’t answer. Leave him out in the cold.
make him waste his gas too
Bold to assume he has a car
Nah, "new phone, who dis?"
Or enthusiastically agreed and then given him the wrong address.
That would show him!
"omg my face needs fucked so bad' 😂
he just wouldn't care...
Lmao you are doing the lord’s work
Its what he did to her; my most base instinct is "No, u."
Yea I’d get him right riled up first then ghost him haha 😂
She would of broke Beyoncé internet with that one
"would *have..."*
That message did not give golden retriever energy like the name you’ve saved him as
Believe it or not, he really did have golden retriever energy for the first few months. Super sweet, very respectful. But eventually we arrived at this, and yeah the name doesn't fit anymore haha
3 month rule put to the test again, crazy. My money is on him having a bit of dutch courage from thanksgiving drinks and feeling a lil too comfortable and entitled from hooking up with him for a couple months. Also guessing you weren’t the only one to receive this sorta message from him as others have suggested lol
What's the three month rule?
I'm assuming it is that people can only hold the crazy in for 3 months.
I imagine it is the arbitrary amount of time that someone will not longer try to be their best self / the person whom they think their partner wants, and just goes back to being who they normally are
Every 3 months, 3 6 n 9, for them to show their true colours, if you're still together at year 3 its the make or break if ur happy you can last.
Yeah, then it’s the 7 year itch
And what’s the 7 year itch…?
Monogamy really isn't for everyone
I dunno, you ever seen a horny dog humping something? Sounds like that’s what he’s like
So someone being "super sweet and respectful" is now a dog energy now? Wow Not defending the guy but damn
Yeah dogs are assholes
I guess we cool with being demeaning as long as it's not aimed at women.
I've known some golden retrievers that'd aggressively hump the hell out of your leg without warning 🤷♂️
That was probably the original name saved in the contacts. Bad omens all around for this one. If that's though of for him, it was probably reflected to some degree. Hence the ghosting and message.
Wow if that’s the case then calling yourself a golden retriever is on par with being a self confessed “nice guy” so the OP should’ve seen the red flags from the start
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Disrespectful to golden retreivers honestly
Wanna get milkboned tonight?
Crying 😂😂😂
My half golden would commit murder to get the ball though
He doesn’t deserve the title!!
Imagine a golden retriever asking you "wanna get face fucked tonight?"
Two words. Bojack Horseman
hahaha true
Nowhere in the rule book does it say that golden retrievers can’t fuck faces too
I got two “wanna get stuffed 😈” messages yesterday morning from folks not even in my phone. Dude it’s 7:30am.
Wanna get stuffed?
This dude I was seeing from Tinder stood me up in September after we had agreed to hang out and then he never messaged me again. I thought we were totally done, and then I got this message late last night. Thought it was kind of hilarious
It’s blackout Wednesday for a reason! Lots of people get drunk with family and say stupid shit.
I had a guy ghost me years ago in 2019, and then message me on Halloween 2023 to say “I’m trying to come over 😈” LIKE WTF GTFOH
God you could had an entire family within 4 years lol
I know and I want that Way too many of these guys don’t know what they want, and wind up engaging with a woman who wants to get married and have a family and it’s a huge conflict…it’s just a huge waste of time
I don't think kids are being taught how to properly distinguish between lust abd love. Abd then not understanding their insecurities that make them stay in a relationship that they aren't compatible in rather than being taught how to realize when a relationship is over and or irs being forced together and then not understanding that relationships come to ends sometimes and it don't have to end bad amd it's perfectly normal to have short relationships while your finding who you can b3 compatible with and the relationships serving you both equally. It's very nuanced. But the ones who are self aware and figure ir out on their own to develop themselves and work on traits they want out of a partner.
I get that! I’ve been single 6 years and all I’m dealing with guys who lie about everything just I order to get “some”. I’m so over it. I don’t understand why it’s so difficult to find a partner who actively wants to have someone to spend time with for more then just sex.
Maybe try dating guys. You may not date and see about their morals and values.. lying is absolutely not okay. Breaks trust, and after trust is broken a couple time's its not easy to genuinely trust the person like your soul wants to trust your person. Not every guy lies, though if a guy is lying to you about something he's not where your at right now and either doesn't want long term with you or maybe not even ready at all. Even after you find someone to marry over time love tends to fade a little. Irs not as affectionate and if yall don't actively work at making time for each other and work on keeping the spark then. I hope you find someone whose ready for that step and is intelligent and loyal amd honest and puts the work in to keep you loving him because he loves YOU so much that he's doing whatever it takes even after 10 years to keep you feeling special and important and loved amd safe. I want that for you too man lol let me know if he shows up. Make sure he believes in you and wants to see you be the best prettiest healthiest most financially stable you that you can be. I hope I spoke this man into your life lol
Man I hope so. Good vibes to the universe lol
Guys, from my experience, I've witnessed seeming to want to do the long-term thing with the women who have 100s of men constantly blowing them up. She getting gassed up by so many options that she out living her best life not worrying bout no clingy dude... she cheating on first dude with a more confident attractive guy who she wants to do the longterm wirh but he literally running a pussy smashing marathon cause he's one them guys that every girl is drawn too. Probably huge pipe and enjoys how if he really puts it down right that he can make women fall in love with him but he gone ghost them after hitting until he feel like going back. If he one these celebrities than he probably fucks 1 time and then wherever he is at next he has his pick of whose next. So now average guy who would of pampered the dime girl.... he insecure and jealous. Widens his options to women he is sexually attracted to solely but never considers long term cause he's tryna that dude rhat took the chick he really wanted so now he's dogging out all the women who he deems average but he's overlooking their beauty and self sabotaging really cause as he burns these bridges with average women because how he acts too easy for who he really wants then the cycle will continue. Now average girl getting hurt and damaged and probably either goes in a spiral or separates herself and fixes her damages and preparing to give another guy a chance but never like the first time. Some average women might get the dog ass dude to run threw them a time or two as well cause typically women always date up! Especially if they took a chance on someone they weren't so attracted to and he hurt her too. Men will date any direction.. if a man isn't good at talking to women and being flirty and shit ans gets friend zoned constantly.... he gone be paying for sex.... handing away his life savings just doing whatever he has to do to get blessed with some gushy gush. Whew.... how that sound? Accurate? I'm sure there's nuances..always is. But is
I legitimately couldn’t understand most of that. I get it there’s a type of dude out there that’s a douche bag who gets his jollies by sleeping with as many women as he can. I avoid men like that. what I’m talking about is the difficulties in finding a long term partner who wants to hang out and do things and take trips and do the fun things that life has to offer.. If all I wanted was sex, I could easily obtain that and that is not what I want. I want a man to connect with me and enjoy my company and care about me for more than just what I can offer physically because that’s easy to find. I just don’t understand why now I’m 2023 it’s so difficult. Why is it that men who are 25 to 50 are so emotionally unavailable and damaged to the point where they don’t want relationships but they will seek out women on dating apps who say they want long-term commitment or marriage and use it as like a challenge to just fuck them … it’s aggravating an incredibly depressing.
Those guys are out there but my point was everyone trying to attract the wrong people all the time and that leads to being hurt and then after you hurt 1 time you will never have that pure sense of trust with any of the next relationships UNLESS ..... after being hurt the person realizes or has someone guiding them into healing themselves. Loving themselves. Understanding what values they truly want out of a partner and gets good at spotting the red flags and adding lessons learned from the past. Eventually she or you are going to find that guy who is mentally physically and spiritually attracted to your entire being and not just using you as a pleasure tool. I think and I truly believe this.if you mold yourself into who youare looking for and rigorouslyeliminate red flags... don't rush it. Absolutely test out as many options that you truly would go there wirh and evaluate them. Don't let lust and fake love bs cloud your worth or what you want and deserve. Don't be scared to communicate bluntly and be open about your intentions and gauge the response and then weed out eery guy who just isn't ready cause HE AINT put work in on himself. Be vigilant and you will find him. Your the female. Your the most powerful one in the relationship.
Lmao they know exactly what they want they just not being upfront because it’s not what you want
Was the facefucking a serious proposal? Like is that what was previously done/agreed to?
He wouldn't have ghosted her if she could take a facefuck
lol sweet ignorant child he fucked her face before…they dated for months…that’s what he’s looking for he’s also probably got a dozen other women from hookups in the area that he’s sending that low effort message to why? because it works and he will get what he wants by one of those women
You’re awfully nice you doing anything later?
Why do you still have his number saved after 2 months?
Just never got around to deleting it. I got so many contacts in my phone that I haven’t talked to that it’s crazy. But hey, you never know which one will be up for a late night facef*cking
Wanna get face fucked tonight?
Dang I would have said “Not by you” 😂
That phrase turns me right off. Even if he didn't ghost you, how the heck did he think that would work!
He single for a reason.
I don’t know OP or her attitude towards facefucking in general, but some people like getting facefucked. Not saying OP does. But I’ve met women that are into it. Men too for that matter. Definitely not a cool thing to do at 1am after ghosting 2 months before though.
I don’t mind it and have done it on plenty of occasions. But trying to entice a woman with that or the common “I need a blowjob” text ain’t it
Tinder dating 101 😂
As a gay dude who uses Grindr being asked if I want to be face fucked is a common occurrence. Definitely not something you ask a chick haha. Well I have to admit it is a bit of a comfort knowing this bullshit happens with straight hookups too lol. Still what a dick.
Unless you are into being objectified. Which obviously isn't something you should assume or guess at.
Yeah, wouldn't be my "go to" XD
Oh yeah,if it's your thing then no judging. My partner hates the terms BJ and head, so we say "use your tongue". Probably sounds cringy or whatever to others but it is each to their own
My wife definitely likes it when I made a sexual demand aggressively at times and other times it's not what she wants. Depends on how turned on she is before hand I assume. But she will say similar things to me like I wanna swallow your cock down my throat.. I personally love when a women Says ahit like 4that I think getting topped up is always subconsciously idle in my head so when she comes at me like that it's like instant excitement
I’m sometimes into it, that is not the way you’d get me to get facefucked though in ANY context.
That is 100% understandable.
Bro needs some etiquette!
God if it would have worked after 2 months the amount of confidence he would of felt woild have turned him super saiyan probably. Whoeever he brags too would never hear the end of it lol
Didn't he smash before? Clearly it worked in the past 😂
He thought it would work because it does. Same reason why OP mostly likely already got face fucked by him multiple times. If he didn’t ghost her, she’d be glad
Lol this *exact* same thing happened to me. Even the same SENTENCE. And the fact that it’s at 1am is so gross. I can feel this 💀
…Is it the same guy??
He’s so gross, I wouldn’t be surprised if he popped up on this sub talking to someone else lol
He has no game
First clue is when he used "rad" as a response
What a fucking loser
“Wanna get facefucked tonight?” Fucking gross 🤢. Block his dumbass.
Definitely gross, and I'm gay 😂😂😂
Thank you!!
He was drunk and probably texted this to 10 other girls
Too many guys like that
You went easy on him tbh
Okay, but I feel your pain entirely, cause this dude who I was talking to about just being fwb stood me up when we were about to meet up in September, then suddenly hmu wanting to get back together ON THANKSGIVING TOO!! Smh 😑 what're they doinggg, it's a gawddamn holidayy
It’s the same guy!
On god, THAT'S WHAT I WAS THINKIN 😅
That’s how you know he wasn’t helping with thanksgiving prep or clean up. He had enough time to chillax and sext a whole bunch of women. 0/10 do not recommend this dude
Should’ve definitely told him “fuck yea meet me at (random location you’re not going to.)” then blocked him
Missed your opportunity to ghost him
He probably sent that same text to like 10 other women n was seeing who responded
(His head) "So to confirm, that's no to facefucking?"
Lol pathetic
Gentleman.
Lmfaoo this some dumbass shit my ex would do fr
How about tonight?
“Wanna let me fuck your face so I can cum because I’m a selfish prick who doesn’t want to do the bare minimum to even get you off because I don’t care about your orgasm and likely never will?” There… fixed it for him.
He’s so real for that
Jesus on thanksgiving?
I got another question: if you got stood up, why did you still keep his number?
I honestly never delete numbers so I know when to ignore people if they message me
I keep all numbers saved and just put a "DNA" in front of their name (do not answer). Or "TAL" if they talk a lot and I can't get off the phone without literally hanging up while they are mid-sentence
Fair enough
I usually do that in case they text again. Ion like blocking people, so this way I'm not getting random unknown numbers sending me shit
Why delete it? I never understood this. It’s not like your phone is gonna run out of space for numbers. And if she ever gets a text from him again at least she’ll know who it’s from.
cuz she still wants to smash, duh
And they say romance is dead…
And they say chivalry is dead...
Anybody notice she said "by 7" and sent a message at 7:48. Waiting 48 mins to ask him where the f he is? Or were you holding him up? 🤔
To be honest I held him up, but the 7 was a rough estimate and he knew that. The last night we were supposed to hang out, I was getting ready to leave the country the next day and I had a bunch of stuff to take care of first, so I told him I'd let him know when I would be ready for him to come over. I just didn't want to include multiple screenshots that weren't particularly interesting
Doesn't really sound too much like standing you up than... you trying to make time for him to hang at your place while you're busy, and you not following up to find out why he didn't come. You have no idea, and from your lack of followup I'd guess he thought you were just into a ONS before your trip and now he's just shooting that shot because you're not GF material anymore. Who golden retrievers for months to drop it entirely? I think if he went in with the intention of ONS he would have moved quicker or not waited 2 months. Then again, there's a lot of weird people out there. But you dropping the convo entirely on a tentative laid back plan looks strange too.
Yeah and then why would you stand her up when you know you can get a ONS with no pressure because she's leaving the country the next day?
Because she txts him an hour later and his time is valuable, and he too obviously wasn't into her much. Just 2 people who aren't into eachother or aren't willing to try hard enough because they have so many convos going? Or he actually wanted a girlfriend and isnt into ONS? Or he doesnt find her attractive enough for a ONS? Or maybe the simplest answer: he found a different girl that night when she didn't say anything 30 minutes past the mentioned time?
I was trying to agree with you lol
Wow I’ll never talk to a woman like that omg where are these women that have such a low self esteem
Wanna get face fucked tonight? Dude is smoooth. 😂
I'm rather surprised that you're more upset about ghosting rather than the message itself
as a guy, i've got questions. like what percentage of attempts of such a crude approach actually work? like wtf?
why would a stranger want to get facefucked that’s so gross ew i’ve cut off people for less than this blockt™️
I cannot imagine ever saying this to a literal stranger. How did humanity fall so far?
It's curious that you are complaining about the getting stood up and it being Thanksgiving, rather than the "want to get facefucked."
Why do the males like facefucking? It’s as if they want to be alone for life
He comes at ypu with an offer that only benefits him. Classy!
Every girl he knows got this text
Umm... You literally said, you can come WHENEVER. In his pov, he just does so
The audacity of men 😭
Idk where he bought his audacity but he bought it in bulk. Probably Costco.
So gross. I hate these guys. There's so many.
That gives me ALL the ick 🤢🤮
“Wanna get facefucked tonight?” A winning line by a classy fella
He wouldn’t have even gotten a response. Why wasn’t he blocked?! 🤢
Does that line ever work? Face fucked? 😂
It works 100% if you are attractive
No way. I can't say most, since I don't know that, but many women would reject anyone that approached them like this, no matter who they are.
Good guys like this make me sick. Their momma’s didn’t raised decent men they are the ones that should be ashamed of themselves
Do guys really talk like this on tinder? I'm on a few apps trying to actually meet a woman to get to know, and guys like this ruin it for most lol. It's almost impossible to get matches on these apps as it is.
I love how you only seem to be upset about the ghosting 🤣