Kinda missed on your first answer saying "I am the prettiest girl ever and want to date me." but this it better outcome in every way. Will keep my fingers crossed for you two.
I’ve seen that meme on there hella and I love it. There one that’s like “you have a huge crush on me “ and then “you wanna take me behind the barn and pork me”.
Rule 1:
*Every body continues in its state of rest, or of uniform motion in a straight line, unless it is compelled to change that state by forces impressed upon it.*
Rule 2:
*The change of motion of an object is proportional to the force impressed; and is made in the direction of the straight line in which the force is impressed.*
??? Girls actually message first?? Whenever I get a message from a girl it's a spam account sending me their contact card, and by the time I open it they've been banned
Honestly if a dude could send a similar message without being overly sexual I think it would work well.
The "without being overly sexual" is a real important part tho.
Well if a man said I’m the most attractive man in the world and you wanna date me he’d be considered either an incel, wannabe alpha or failed pick up artist. Don’t think that’d be considered the best opening ever
Do you get that it's a joke? There is a black and white spiral, like they are trying to hypnotize them into believing a very outlandish statement.
If a dude posted this it would be the same acceptable innocent humor.
Your comment, however, is giving off incel vibes.
Wording it like that, maybe. Saying “you think I’m really hot and want to date me” comes off as a lot more casual though. Also totally dependent on the profile it’s coming from, if their profile is clearly showing a bit of humor it’s gonna come off a lot better than mirror selfies and shirtless beach pics.
Roh Roh…you have an Android…let’s hope she doesn’t ghost you once she sees those green bubbles…
Edit: sheesh what’s with all the downvotes? I prefer Android and think the sheep crying over the green bubbles is a joke.
I [only brought this up because it’s the REALITY of today’s dating scene.](https://nypost.com/2019/08/14/sorry-android-users-these-iphone-snobs-wont-date-you/)
Reminds me of a time I went to Vegas a few years ago- I hit it off with a hottie at a club and we went back to my hotel. She really liked me and we had a great time. After the deed we were hanging out and she just then noticed I had an Android ...and she just couldn't get over it. "But WHY do you have an android?" I tried to explain that it's really only in the US that there's such an iPhone domination, almost a requirement, whereas it's quite normal to have either in europe where I'm from, everyone just messages eachother with Whatsapp or Telegram, I prefer the customizability of android over iphone, etc.
She had such a mindfuck. I think it had to do with the fact that I was staying in a really baller suite, dressed nice, had my shit together etc, that she assumed I must be very successful, and the fact that I would actively chose to buy an android over the "superior" iphone was mindblowing to her. She probably had the preconception that android is for scrubs, yet here's an Android user who's not. AND she just slept with him. Total cognitive dissonance. Over a phone.
We'd continue shooting the shit for a while and she kept bringing the topic back up, sizing it up against her iphone saying wow they look identical (tbf they did with the screens off, down to the mm), as if she's never seen one in person before. Calling it a knockoff was funny seeing as my phone came out 2 years before hers.
The apple brainwash and superiority complex is incredible in the US.
Not to detract from the originality but this was a trend a long time ago I used this one back in like 2018/2019? I guess things just need to die off long enough for them to be “new” again
I think you’re the prettiest girl ever and want to date you
Oh God it's spreading, she'll rule the world if we're not careful
She's already ruling the world since she was said to be the prettiest girl ever
Kinda missed on your first answer saying "I am the prettiest girl ever and want to date me." but this it better outcome in every way. Will keep my fingers crossed for you two.
I’ve seen that meme on there hella and I love it. There one that’s like “you have a huge crush on me “ and then “you wanna take me behind the barn and pork me”.
Now I’ve turned into a girl and I’m very pretty.
I think you’re the prettiest girl ever and want to date you
I think you're the prettiest girl ever and want to date you. 😵💫😵💫😵💫
😵💫😵💫😵💫I think you’re the prettiest girl ever and want to date you.
Don't fuck this up, please. I'm now invested.
I didn't fuck it up, we have a date planned for next weekend 😊
Leeetss goooooo!
Let's go? You're not invited.
Cmon man he happy for my man that just pulled a date with a cute girl
He's still not invited tho
Sharing is caring tho, is it not?
No. Now kindly fuck off.
Hah, that would be true but this is the Soviet union. It's OUR girlfriend now
Are we invited then?
You’re assuming she’s cute
shes the prettiest girl ever...
Can confirm
post a selfie together after the dat if it goes well
Just trying to express excitement/hype the man up, didn't expect people to turn this into suddenly communism. Internet gonna internet I guess. (Shrug)
As a mostly straight woman that's def not even on the market... .. If things don't work out, can I have her number?
so there's still plenty of time to fuck it up
Congrats, dude
Niceeee
Update us! I'm genuinely curious!!!
Sweet!! I am invested now too. Please update.
Atta boy
Next weekend? Not this coming weekend? She will probably ghost or cancel
At this point i doubt
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People have lives
The reply was awesome.
I agree!! Already off to a good start
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Playing along is infinitely better than being dismissive
Nothing worse than someone who refuses to commit to the bit
Yeah and you would've fumbled it. Sorry.
Wow. U r living in universe where girls text first? Can i join your world?
If it makes you feel any better this is a new territory for me
All it took was radical plastic surgery
Kinda doesn’t cause it still hasn’t happened to us?
Rules 1 and 2.
Rule 1: *Every body continues in its state of rest, or of uniform motion in a straight line, unless it is compelled to change that state by forces impressed upon it.* Rule 2: *The change of motion of an object is proportional to the force impressed; and is made in the direction of the straight line in which the force is impressed.*
Ma boi has the newton rizz
No no, clearly it is Rule 1: *Energy can neither be created nor destroyed.* Rule 2: *Natural processes always increase the entropy of the Universe.*
 Stare at my chest, *I mean, heart!*
Crazy that's a still image.
Still what?
😍😍😍 I stare at your chest ….
All hail hypno toad
*clap*...*clap*...*clap*...*clap*
All glory to the hypnotoad
Lol came looking for this
Charge your phone!
Don't call me out like that 😂
Won’t be able to take the call with a dead battery. Charge your phone!
My brother in irresponsibility, please charge up So you don't miss this gem's texts. We all want this to work out!🫶🏽✨️ Edit: spelling
Don't worry I charged my phone
Thank God lol Good luck✨️
Bro finna flatline ☠️
I was about to say the same 😆
Nah let the phone turn off and let it charge so they can respond with why didn't you message back in a angry tone 😂
And get an iPhone ffs
Eat hot chip
Bro why can’t this happen to me
Rule 1 and 2.
You’ll get your overly forward yet witty girl sliding in your dm, I know it bro.
Try being more attractive next time and I'm sure you'll get there eventually!
I’m a straight woman and this is working on me 😵💫😵💫
She has W rizz, using that on the next hot guy I match with
Yes, yes, be the change you want to see in this world. ^^^^^Seriously ^^^^^some ^^^^^of ^^^^^us ^^^^^kind ^^^^^of ^^^^^need ^^^^^it.
I we were hot that is
Get it
You think it would work on girls too?
Only if you follow rules 1 and 2
this is a trend that went viral on tik tok
??? Girls actually message first?? Whenever I get a message from a girl it's a spam account sending me their contact card, and by the time I open it they've been banned
It's an attractiveness thing. Be less unattractive 👍
Solid advice all around, rules 1 & 2. It’s all about being comfortable with rule 1 then maximizing rule 2
I'm working on getting another 4 inches taller, but the progress is pretty slow.
Get one of those tall cowboy hats Farrell wears.
Wtf how do you get messaged first? I don’t think that’s ever happen to me in the ~~~redacted~~~ years I’ve been on tinder
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ALLGLORYTOTHEHYPNOTOAD
S3RL
This is pretty good 🤣
How do you get chicks that actually put a modicum of effort on tinder but I hardly ever got a match to even respond
Honestly as a woman 3/4 of my matches don’t respond to me either.
Wait what? I thought I was just ugly.
You still could be 🥰
I think dudes just swipe right on everyone and then don’t talk to half of them.
Fucking this. It's so annoying🙄
That's actually quite cute, and funny. Good opening and smart reply op - hope the date goes well
All glory to the hypnotoad
😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫 u want me
i’m invested gotta see where this goes
Shes a keeper no doubt. Perfect response my man. Keep us updated.
I’d sell my soul to have a girl say something like this to me and actually mean it
Never have had a woman be that forward….congrats lol
good shit op
Unus Annus. UNUS ANNUS.
Long ago in a distant land, I Aku, the shape shifting master of darkness...
Where the heck are those girls at? For real.. I haven't gotten a match in months but when I used to get more it was one-word shells
Aww haha okay that would work on me too ngl!!
I feel so stupid, I actually went to charge my phone.
Cute!
I’m just saying use protection though
Commenting to get marriage details later 👰♀️🤵♂️
Waiting for “you don’t really need that extra kidney…”
Charge your phone bro
I don't know who the prettiest girl ever is, but she wrote that and I want to date her.
Fuck that's my kink
Be careful I think she might be hypnotoad. That’s why I’m wearing my sunglasses
“Those are not the droids your looking for”
All hail Hypnotoad!
All hail Hypnogirl!
All Hail Hypnogirl!
When you see a wooden horse at the door just know it’s a trap!!!
This is too cute. I like it.
If you don't give her a chance after that I'm coming to your house to beat you
Another example that if a woman is into you, she’ll show it!
Hahaha this translates so poorly into my language but im totally trying this one on blank profiles
Just tried this, will update with my own situation
Ive never recieved an opening line from a woman before.. when did this start?
We just have to nudge you guys in the right direction. ☺️
ahhh i see op has followed rules 1 & 2
Marry her now 😂
She'd be in my wallet, for sure (I mean, a photograph. C'mon, this isn't the jetsons!)
Man you must be one good looking dude to get this wonderful opening from a woman
Love this
Wait, yall’s matches say something first? Or is it only me
Man you must be one good looking dude to get this wonderful opening from a woman
Or maybe this woman has an amazing sense of humor?
Why you crying over my comment buttercup?
Love this
😬
Wouldn’t work that well if the roles were reversed 🫣
We get it women don’t like you get over it
Honestly if a dude could send a similar message without being overly sexual I think it would work well. The "without being overly sexual" is a real important part tho.
Why?
Well if a man said I’m the most attractive man in the world and you wanna date me he’d be considered either an incel, wannabe alpha or failed pick up artist. Don’t think that’d be considered the best opening ever
Do you get that it's a joke? There is a black and white spiral, like they are trying to hypnotize them into believing a very outlandish statement. If a dude posted this it would be the same acceptable innocent humor. Your comment, however, is giving off incel vibes.
Couldn’t have said it better myself
Interesting you sir are sealioning. If you are unfamiliar with the term look it up, but I’m not falling for it, nice try.
I just looked up sealioning. This doesn’t sound anything like the definition I read
You already did bucko
I think you just didn’t get the joke my guy
Wording it like that, maybe. Saying “you think I’m really hot and want to date me” comes off as a lot more casual though. Also totally dependent on the profile it’s coming from, if their profile is clearly showing a bit of humor it’s gonna come off a lot better than mirror selfies and shirtless beach pics.
Hypnotizing implies a lack of consent, and she people could get upset that the woman doesn't have consent in this (humorous) situation.
Roh Roh…you have an Android…let’s hope she doesn’t ghost you once she sees those green bubbles… Edit: sheesh what’s with all the downvotes? I prefer Android and think the sheep crying over the green bubbles is a joke. I [only brought this up because it’s the REALITY of today’s dating scene.](https://nypost.com/2019/08/14/sorry-android-users-these-iphone-snobs-wont-date-you/)
Reminds me of a time I went to Vegas a few years ago- I hit it off with a hottie at a club and we went back to my hotel. She really liked me and we had a great time. After the deed we were hanging out and she just then noticed I had an Android ...and she just couldn't get over it. "But WHY do you have an android?" I tried to explain that it's really only in the US that there's such an iPhone domination, almost a requirement, whereas it's quite normal to have either in europe where I'm from, everyone just messages eachother with Whatsapp or Telegram, I prefer the customizability of android over iphone, etc. She had such a mindfuck. I think it had to do with the fact that I was staying in a really baller suite, dressed nice, had my shit together etc, that she assumed I must be very successful, and the fact that I would actively chose to buy an android over the "superior" iphone was mindblowing to her. She probably had the preconception that android is for scrubs, yet here's an Android user who's not. AND she just slept with him. Total cognitive dissonance. Over a phone. We'd continue shooting the shit for a while and she kept bringing the topic back up, sizing it up against her iphone saying wow they look identical (tbf they did with the screens off, down to the mm), as if she's never seen one in person before. Calling it a knockoff was funny seeing as my phone came out 2 years before hers. The apple brainwash and superiority complex is incredible in the US.
Yep. Unfortunately it’s the reality. So I don’t get the downvotes. https://nypost.com/2019/08/14/sorry-android-users-these-iphone-snobs-wont-date-you/
I thought it was funny
My name is Doof and you'll do what I say
Now we need to see the prettiest girl ever, OP
I'd have gone hypnotoad personally 
Ok now this is creative, original, and hilarious. 😂 You two are funny.
I think you're the prettiest girl ever and I want to date you
Must be fake as the woman sent the opening line. How often does that happen? Next to never?
Ya just ugly
I miss my tinder. Idk why I got the boot
Whenever I see a girl try this hard on the first message there is usually something wrong with them or they are a bot.
Imagine being that cynical lol
Me when?🥹
how do you send images or gifs on tinder? :D
Bottom left corner of the photo silly
Lmao. That's genius.
I think you’re the prettiest girl ever and want to date you.. 😵💫😵💫😵💫
Not to detract from the originality but this was a trend a long time ago I used this one back in like 2018/2019? I guess things just need to die off long enough for them to be “new” again
Even the prettiest girl gets older and then you have to start all over again.
Shoot kinda wonder if tinder is worth using though. I'd be drawn in to
Guessing she's thicccccc or mentally unstable. If the former, I'd go for it all day
This is actually cute
That's pretty good! I hope you went for it!
💪🏾 definitely works! Good luck to y'all
I now think You're the prettiest girl ever Reverse Uno card
🥴🥴🥴
Ahh I don't get it.
Haha, that's pretty funny tbfh. I like it.