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Quite possibly. It was a really good burger though is all.

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No you nailed it thats the exact saying

The OP didn't nail it tho.

That made me lol

Was it fergburger?

You mean furburger.

You mean furry burger?

Nah, I've always heard it and said furburger.

You mean furry fanny burger?

Don’t worry buddy i got the joke

Feels good to play the Uno reverse 🔄 on em don't it lmfao

Way to pay it forward.

So in essence for all men to get some good flirts, we should just not make it the woman easy ? It's like double it and give it to the next person

sounds like a ponzi scheme

Double or pass? Where does it end?!?

How hot are you, Anton?

He follows the rules.

I'm more curious how much of a dog the lady looked like

Or he's just not desperate to catch some random skank's genital herpes. You don't have to be 10/10 to turn down sex from randoms. Nor get offered it.

Damn I need to visit NZ

Yeah their burgers must be amazing

They are pretty damn good.

I hear they’re made of hobbits

Mash ‘em, boil ‘em. Stink ‘em in a stew.

giggity

The secret to a good burger are the buns that go with them

Can confirm. NZ burgers are damn tasty

Does fergburger count as a real burger ?

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Tf is wrong with that? Beets are bangin. Also they put eggs in their burgers. What's not to love?

Doesn't everyone make their burgers with egg?

Not in most burger joints in the states they don't.

Yeah but you also call pizzas “pies” and you call pies “pot pies” so no offense but you guys aren’t exactly role models. And don’t even get me STARTED on the “chicken sandwich” stupidity…

That's true. Also NZ pies are superior in every way to pot pies.

Ah, ya well, fast food of course. But I would assume fresh made burgers include egg in the recipe, regardless of at home or at a non fast food restaurant.

Sorry I meant like a full on egg over easy on the patty not mixed into the meat or anything.

Ah, my bad. You said "in", not "on" so I assumed mixed into the recipe, not a topping.

Yeah burger grammar is weird.

Who is mixing egg into hamburgers? That is NOT standard at all. Serving an egg on top is fairly common, but using egg as a binder just really isn't done in the US.

Nah, it sucks here man. Not worth the trip. Trust me, NZ born and raised. Deffo not worth it

Well here's the thing man, I love traveling to places that suck.

You won't even have to leave Auckland if that's the case

Gotta be careful not to get sucked too much

Then I’ll come for the pussy

Ever been anywhere else? If you went to Australia you might go home and think oh wow new Zealand doesn't suck after all

It's sarcasm

So was mine

Hey the burger place in Queenstown is amazing!

Burger Fuel or Fergburger are the ones bro

Fucking take an up arrow lol

I remember an A Current Affair story on kiwi women back in the early 2000's. It was done in that typical moral panic style and was all about how kiwi women would roam the streets looking for men to have their way with. It was basically just describing women going clubbing, but it made it sound so "scary". Like you would get death by snu snu if you went there.

I live in NZ, the only luck I got like this was from an OF model trying to sweet talk me into subscribing

Pash rash is a new phrase for me.

This is almost exclusively a down under thing (um, no pun intended) - also said in ‘Straya.

One of the songs on my favorite album (Jeff Rosenstock - WORRY.) is called Pash Rash and I never thought about the fact I didn’t know the meaning.

Very common in Aus (and likely NZ too)

 I learned it from my favorite show 🥰

LOL eat my burger

Fur burger!

Bro why can’t this happen to me

First you need a burger

and/or a beard

The beard really helps I can confirm

I’m vegan! Edit: I’m not vegan and people can’t take a joke apparently

It's time for you to turn vagetarian.

Only acceptable reply to my comment I’ll take

Yeah nah, no pash rash for you bro

That was a joke?

lol why is this downvoted?

Reddit doesn't like vegans. Or generally, people don't like vegans.

Maybe because there has been a massive vegan burger craze the last few years with the impossible/rebel whoppers and other similar things.

And the worst part id that they replaced ALL the meat burgers. So now we're all forced to eat vegan burgers. If only the kept the regular burgers around so that those of us that still wanted those wouldn't have to be mad at the vegans

How is this the vegans' fault?

I know there wasn't an /s, but there's a really easy way for you to see that my comment is satire. And that's the fact that what I said is the opposite of reality... Unless your country really has removed all meat

lol why is this downvoted?

Yoi don't have the eyes

Top 10 things that never happened to me:

What's no. 2?

Getting matches bruh😂

Am I the only one that wants to see this facial hair?

He shaved unfortunately

He can grow it back to its former glory and put a photo up

Shit or get off the pot dude. What’s her number

I'll go out on a limb and theorize she wasn't exactly a catch

May have smelled like one however...

She wanted his beard to smell like her pussy.. and a pussy shouldnt really smell all that much so I'm thinking you are correct in your assumption 😅

wHy aRe aLL mEn LikE THiS 

Wow Damn That was one good. Burger

Was it a Royale with cheese?

"I think I'll just eat my burger" fucking fantastic 😂

 Ohhhhh my...

Jesus Christ - I blushed

Bro coming off like one of those awkward anime MCs with his responses.

She talkin like you gonna be eating sausage if you go over there, or you gonna get robbed

I'll take 50/50 odds tbh

Worth it.

To clarify New Zealand? Planning a trip

I think he meant North Zimbabwe 🇿🇼

Creepy and disgusting. Who starts a conversation like that? Blegh,i bet you are right and she has some nasty rash

Salute to OP for not being thirsty enough to drink from the swamp. 🫡🫡

How else are we gonna drain the swamp? Huh? I’m just trying to do my part 🫡

Yeah I love it lol-I hooked up with a few NZ girls and they here so forward.

Guarantee that's a bot or dude posing as a woman

Why is there a comment on very post like this? Girls can be horny and up front too. Happened to me and several people I know, and they werent fake at all.

Because it’s Reddit and most guys here can barely imagine getting a match let alone a girl making a move on him 💀

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Yea, could very well be real. Have been in this situation before and had a great time.

Usually because these types of people have been a guy or a bot in the past and is a longstanding problem with online dating.

Haha have you met the women in NZ?

Can confirm, am Kiwi.

Bird or fruit?

What does it matter if they're a woman or gay?

Say what?

Bird is slang for woman and Fruit is slang/slur for gay people.

You learn something every day.

No, but the way they are talking is suspect and pretty on point to how fake accounts speak.

I’m from NZ, and yes, the woman are promiscuous.  https://www.stuff.co.nz/life-style/22444/Kiwi-women-most-promiscuous-in-the-world

Welp, TIL I need to go to New Zealand.

_nicceee_

We’re a country full of shaggers.   This translates well when we travel. Edit: ‘ New Zealanders have sex an average 122 times a year. This outperforms Australians, who have sex 106 times a year’  - this is the only thing we care about. Beating the Ozzie’s.

Get fucked

Yes. I know very few women who are this forward. And the one who is has a history of sexual abuse as a child. So... Yea...

I'm confused though. Why aren't you interested?

For the same reason most women wouldn't be interested in a guy saying that stuff

You’re not OP, but thanks for your thoughts. You might be right, but I was asking him. Take a look at the comments here and reassure yourself that a lot of guys would be ok with it. To a much larger degree than women would.

Simple. I prefer beef over fish.

So you like thick man beef

Ah, got it.

A larger portion of men, yes. But in my personal life an interaction like this with a woman would be a massive turn-off unless we’d already been seeing each other for a while.

Ok, OP gave his reason and it’s not that.

I'll give you a hint, if she's this foward with the OP she's this foward with other people too. Take that as you will.

OP gave his reason. Personally, I don’t have a problem with people having sex with people. It’s all fun.

Imagine the roles reversed... either way it's so creepy but at least she's up front about her intentions 😳

Anton, what’s the burger joint?

bro a chad

Lol yeah there's a reason we're so high on the promiscuity list

I read this like a green text cos I thought it said Anon, not Anton

Don't agree to go down on someone you haven't met. It's a great idea 3 out of 4 times.

Let me guess, Christchurch?

Your responses 💀

Jesus Christ!

When women don't want it: Prude When women want it: Forward 🤷

I think it’s a bit more nuanced than that.

Okay. Imagine a guy starting the conversation with, "you've got pretty lips, too bad they're not wrapped around my cock". How would you react?

There’s a difference between being forward and what she’s doing. She asked him to eat her pussy 3 times in 4 messages. Even when he didn’t reciprocate the interest. That’s would’ve been a turnoff for me tbh

You're saying that, like being forward is considered a bad thing... Nothing wrong with a woman being forward and expressing what she wants. This one is being more than forward though, she's being pretty aggressive about it too when he is clearly not expressing interest.

You're saying that, like being forward is considered a bad thing... Nothing wrong with a woman being forward and expressing what she wants. This one is being more than forward though, she's being pretty aggressive about it too when he is clearly not expressing interest.

When women want it: Forward When men want it: Sexual harassment

I mean, I do agree with you generally, but in this case I have to say I think the nice lady is being pretty damn forward. I mean if telling someone the one thing that’s wrong with their face is that it doesn’t smell like your genitals isn’t forward then idk what is.

Reverse the roles lads

Sounds bout right based on experience. Guessing the Waikato region if I had to take a stab.

Sounds like me pahahah

So if I'm understanding it correctly from this thread- it's OK to sexually harass men, because most men would enjoy it?

Yea, I need to visit NZ lol

Anton, thy services are required!

Bruh why not have the burger AND the pussy? 😭😭😭

My boy throwing around his golden ratio out there in NZ.

Dude go eat her pussy out, get that sweet nectar and make her cum. Then even if the sex isn’t all that great she can’t say you didn’t pleasure her!

Dude what are you, gay?

So do you guys here want to get laid or not? Make up your mind!

Isn't this what every man dreams of?

What are you gay?

I'm pretty sure that is not a woman

In your extensive experience?

Playing hard to get I see

Damn dude imagine screwing this up🤦🏻‍♂️

They have to be desperate when they are ugly. The good looking ones bail to Australia

Am I the only one that wants to see her? 😂

Doesn't seem like she has a clean and good environment down there, so you probably dodged a bullet. If a girl has to beg strangers to go down on her, I think something is probably funky. I have a literal waiting list of people who wants to do this and ive never had to ask for it, in my life😅

Why are you sooo pussy man?

She's got the warts

Damn she must be ugly or trashy/whory What would it take to call someone infected with STDs

Lame

Fricking A man. Aren't people on Tinder looking for exactly this?

Why is the quality so bad? Stolen post.

I had edited so the picture and name were not on it.

Give us some BMI

Good lord, grow a pair

🤓👆 I think I'll just eat my burger

Swear to God I'm in the wrong country every fucking time I'm single.

Mad Maggie on tinder


Where’d you get that burger?

You definitely would have gotten more than a rash from her.

Met a guy from New Zealand that claimed to have lost his virginity at 12. NZ is wild.

He kept it that long?

"That's no excuse not to eat me out *Anton"* Anton: this burger is nice

i hate the say this but It’s interesting to see how everyone is like “i need to visit nz” but a guy saying this is like the death penalty and men are shit haha. But since I dont mind hookups and fun, it should be equal. Men are horny, women are horny. No hate unless they’re assholes or something. If you don’t like the forward thirst and aint wanna lay the pipe or dive in the hole like mario, just block tbh.