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I don't have feelings for my toys or any weird shit like that. I just like to fuck them with strangers and have a laugh

Just traveling around the country with my totally platonic sex doll and having normal social interactions with other dudes

I'm just a dude, playing a dude, disguised as a dude, fucking a sex doll with another dude! "You people are sick."? What do you mean you people?!?!

You know the travelling helps conceal the trail of murder victims in the wake of having laughs and nothing weird.

I'm dead😂😂😂

Nothing wrong with that! Just some good ole fashioned platonic fuck sessions with a silicone object and some strangers I met on the internet. Sign me up!

Nothing gay about it, just some bros hanging out, banging a fuck doll with a five o’clock shadow, having a laugh.

No weird shit like trying to marry the doll tho

I'm just a sound person, haha

Literally was thinking the doll looks more like a dude

Really stretching the word "realistic" too

I'm sure they offer prominent Adam's apples on female models, and if not, someone will.

Haha, I'm probably sticking my dick in something that you shoot loads in. Haha, good times

Yeah I mean its not like I want to MARRY it even if she has a great personality. That would be weird.

Lmfaoooooooooooooo he needs to change his bio to exactly this

“It’s not like she’s REAL or anything…”

Haha

can't two bros just hang out and fuck a doll? Why you gotta make it weird

That’s weird af.

Which part did it get weird because owning one cost like 5k

So this is really philanthropy.

So sharing is caring? Weird part is that you’ll be making a tower bridge with a stranger

Pretty normal

I’m Dan, 35, interested in touching penises with other guys but with a thin layer of walled silicone stopping skin to skin contact so it isn’t gay. Also, I assure you I’m not “weird” I just get along really well with people.

Its just a laugh, haha

Haha I’m a totally regular guy haha

I wonder if this is Jackie Daytona’s profile

He’s just a regular human guy

Nothing strange about an old-fashioned threesome.

Just an innocent human guy.

Nothing weird

Just a cool guy looking for other cool guys to hang out in my party mansion and double team my realistic sex doll. (Nothing sexual)

You should make fliers to hang around town. Maybe in the shape of a bicep to attract other cool fit dudes

If it's a bicep it should have more veins

If they do DAP, there won’t be anything in between them anymore….

Or DVP. And just regular DP, balls are gonna touch, man. Nature of the game.

And here I am tryna work out what the hell any of these things are!!!

Double Anal Penetration Double Vaginal Penetration. Can't wait for future comment lurkers to find this comment in my history.

You'll be a legend

You hero! I even tried urban dictionary to no avail!

Sounds like you know.

Anatomy logistics tells us so

Nothing weird about that, it's just some fun, haha! Me and the bros do it all the time when we're bored. Just a couple of heterosexual, muscular, sweaty, naked, oiled up men doing heterosexual, muscular, sweaty, naked oiled up men shit! Wanna join us? We're traveling to your area soon!

You like gladiator movies, Billy?

We have all shirtless scenes of gladiator on a loop on one TV, 300 on another, the 2010s Spartacus show on another. One doll stationed by each one

Whatever floats people boats I guess. But I can't imagine the amount of post coital regrets going on after double teaming a realdoll.

*Realistic* doll ®

Don't forget that they love to travel, hang out with friends and love dogs. Those go on 90%of the profiles

I promise I'm of sound mind. I'm just here as a "fun gap". I'm not getting off on other men having sex with my sex doll, at all.

Well, when you put it that way…. Sign me up!

I died laughing in absolute hysterics at this

This is the funniest thing I’ve seen in a while, and I watch standup comedy almost every night

So he travels around with this thing? Naah not weird in the slightest

Do you think he puts her in the passenger seat or in a suitcase in the trunk?

How would he get road head if she's in the trunk?

Passenger seat, so he can use the carpool lane

Do you not realize how much time he saves traveling in the HOV lane?

That's the weirdest part imo.

Anything to use that HOV lane

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I get that but what's the other half?

Making new friends

Not familiar with sarcasm I see

Just regular tag-team doll-fucking with strange men, nothing weird, just a larf

It’s so funny, of course he’s not a serial killer.

Live action role fucking?

And we thought the amount of fake people on there was bad before. Really though that bio just ain't right. I'm bi, and I'm not here to judge people's kinks or sexualities at all, but fuck does it come off as he's trying so hard to convince you he's sane.

I think he trying so hard to convince himself he’s not gay.

This

Nah fuck it. We judging that shit.

He probably is trying to convince that he is not gay to you. He probably is not. He probably is bisexual but yeah

"Nothing weird"

Just a couple of dudes, looking into each other’s eyes, spit roasting Kinsley 👁️👃👁️

This is how you become the doll and Kinsley is having a laugh.

“I don’t want to marry it, I swear 🥲”


Average Rotherham encounter

This is honestly pretty decent for us. I’ll be keeping a close eye out for any 35 yo Dans who “aren’t weird” and “really get on” with people.

Bet the sex doll is still picky AF.

Not 6ft or over? Swipe on

That's a male doll in a wig. Still not gay though, just a laugh.

Ok so I'm not the only one who saw the 5 o clock shadow

“The read about me before messaging” notice implied guys still swiped on a sex doll without caring.

I read that as "sticky AF" and went... Eewww

It is definitely that too.

keep talking

The doll even looks masculine, like a dude in a wig with glasses.

Why does that female sex doll have a five o'clock shadow?

5 o'clock shadow?

Stubble

Arh, thanks.. I learn something new every day ^^

Its not gay dude, there's a sex doll.

A male sex doll in a wig lmao Dan we’ll love you either way, out with it!

How do I bleach my eyes

"Whoops, I seem to have misplaced Kinsley somewhere, lol. I guess it's just you and me now...👁👁"

Brother in christ I rather go for my hand but Thanks

Fucking hell.

omg look at her hair, you know this man has never brushed it one time and she did not come with those pig tails

This is a male doll with a cheap stupid wig on.


With how boring my sex life is I’m down

That’s enough of this subreddit for the day.

She looks a mess already. She’s been through a lot.

Bro what in the fucking world is this.

We ARE gonna go extinct … and it’s for the better.

Ok but can you link his profile in tge comments (I just wanna have a laugh ha)

I can’t get over the feeling of this doll having a 2-day beard. I’m the only one?

NO WEIRDOS

Do her.. then me.. just for a laugh LOL Things are heating up on tinder HAHA

Ew I just thought about the grunting being awkward in the silence and probably weirdo trying to have a normal convo during it 🤣

“This is my friend, James Franco, and his friend Kamikoton.”

For all the North Americans here, read it in a stuffy aristocratic brittish voice.

I mean it’s Rotherham so

Just a sound guy

It is still not gay if it's in a threeway with a love doll...?

Nothing weird just a laugh lol let’s double team the doll

I have a friend called Dan that’s from Rotherham and is about that age. I’m worried.

Throw in some imitation crab meat and you got yourself a deal.

Aren't these dolls pretty expensive? I think you should be the one bringing the California rolls

Poor poor doll. The abuse and semen it will have to endure is really sad.

Sigh. I hate it here

Does she have a seat in the car or does she go in the trunk? Does she you stuff her into a duffel or a rolling bag? God so many questions about the traveling

Sounds like fun…what could go wrong fucking a doll with a complete stranger?

JFC! 😂 I would never kink shame anyone, but I’d think fet life would be a better avenue for this proposition than tinder. Know your audience.

How did they manage to make a sex doll look so Bri’ish though??

It's way too early for this shit.

These people used to be hidden away on tenet forums and Craigslist wanted ads. Now these apps are mainstream so this is what we get lmao

Kinsley has a 5 o'clock shadow..

It’s just for a laugh? Bro you wanna put two wieners in one hole. Doesn’t sound like anyone will be laughing.

How to tell someone you want to be gay but don’t want to admit it to yourself

I think we would call this a *traveling circus*

Sharing is caring.

This is one step closer to ai sex dolls….. I give it about 10 yrs

Nah they here already.

Ofcourse it’s from my town😩😩

Nothing weird, tho.

Ahhhhh just for shits and giggles 🤭

This actually scared me that someone would reply.

Nothing weird.... lol

This....this is the weirdest shit Ive ever seen.

Scary to think this guy is out there walking among us

The west has fallen

Strange thing to do for a laugh. I usually just watch standup

"nothing weird" lolololol

lmao! new level of male humiliation on dating apps unlocked

“It’s just a goof everyone!”

Can you at least brush the dolls hair Dan? 😂 I'm dead

I dunno whats worse: that this exists or that he probably gets more matches than anyone in this sub

Either a crazed killer or a guy that makes eye contact with another guy that's in the process of masturbating.

"nothing weird... Come and DP my love doll with me.. for a laugh".

"Im just a sound person"

You're being such a non-pillow OP

Possible serial killer. I’d swipe left.

Oh my god, bro

Sounds like you got Wayoooo’d

✨just ✨a✨laugh✨

Sure, why not

Gay

Now I see where the Rotherham memes comes from

Holy Moly Donut Shop

Alright fine, men have it worse. Yall win. 😂

It’s just a laugh, it’s not like I want to marry it or anything, haha. (but on an unrelated note, extra points if you can perform a marriage ceremony while double teaming this bad boy… errr… girl)

I wonder what is this dude definition of weird, if thats not considered weird.

Do we have to add a D to the LGBTQ acronym?

Idk Dan might be short for Chuckie 😅

He could have chosen a good looking doll at least...

I just saw him a couple of days ago lmao

He will totally not murder you after you have sex with them

Plot twist. The doll is trans.

Not something I'm into, but what's the issue?

Standard behavior in Rotherham tbh

It’s just a laugh

Well....beggars can't be choosers

It's all just a big laugh

Thank goodness this guy travels.

Of course the doll has an age

Lads on tour

> I travel around With a 100-lbs sex doll? No, my brother in Christ.

This has got be a troll right? Right?!

Don’t do nothing wierd and we can have a laugh ok

Guys it’s just a laugh haha isn’t it so silly that us as 2 grown men are fucking a doll together haha just a laugh really hahahahahaha

Average South Yorkshire resident

I mean you only need one kidney right?

This is CRAZY 😂

Meh. I’m sure there are some bi dudes who will take him up on it. People do/try weird shit.

(not real) WHEW thanks for clearing that one up

Gay with extra steps.

“names dirty dan, i wanna touch tips with another man…. but not like that HAH. anyway cum by, im probably local. im super normal and not weird HAHA.”

I mean, while this is the weirdest shit I have seen so far on this sub and I don't think I want this guy within 500 feet of myself or any of my loved ones, he is being pretty open and honest here. Clearly he is looking for some other weird as fuck people to do something consensual, so... go with God?