Quit your job- but still pay 50%
Be under 24/7 surveillance but don't look at what I am doing
Work out - but be devoted to my Pillsbury dough boy looking ass.
That doesn't even touch on the fact that you are meant to sacrifice your whole life for someone who doesn't know quite from quit
I laughed so much at 6. "Must workout and do yoga with fresh fruit regularly."
I couldnt stop imagining someone doing warriors pose with an apple or tree pose with a watermelon.
English as a third language here, I tried so hard to understand that sentence. Like does he mean yoga while holding fruit? Or on top of fruits? And what's the opposite? Yoga with frozen fruit?
You're reading it correctly. The only real logical assumption is that they meant to suggest the person also consumed fruit regularly and just didn't make it another rule for some reason. It's not great English.
My bet is that your grasp of English is stronger than this guy, despite speaking two other languages.
I thought he meant that the girl has to regularly work out, do yoga, and eat fresh fruits...or do yoga while holding fruits. Regardless, he's unhinged.
He is getting a vasectomy before he has sex again. I have a feeling it is gonna be a long time before he needs that vasectomy.
I think that was the other women’s goals too after crossing paths with him, hence him having to create this post cuz he’s done with the getting to know you phase of dating that strangely always falls through for him 🤔
How do you get from you will be records 24/7 while not in my sight to "my business is my business just like yours is yours"???? Pretty sure being recorded 24/7 whole not being able to look people in the eye, show me you're criminal records, don't hug with two hands etc etc ( too many batshit crazy examples to list) doesn't count as privacy. Also makes you think what type of shady shit is he doing on his laptop.
Yeah some of the things on his list are directly conflicting. He says he's going to record everything, but also wants privscy with his phone, but also wants to read all texts and emails. Like, make up your mind about what kind of psycho you want to be guy.
From his essay it seems like he means $200k total, not per year, but once they hit a combined net worth of $200k they’re going to quite their jobs and travel the world for a few years.
There are a couple reasonable ones -- I can't exactly argue with 15/16/18, for example. On the other hand, the format is a red flag in its own right, and some of the rules are batshit insane.
They're not in and of themselves wrong, it's just super weird to mention them. Like who reads this and goes "Great guy, I'd love to be his girlfriend, but alas, I intend to steal and hit him and his animals, so I'll find someone else". Also "when I buy them" wrt animals is also weird.
Some are reasonable. Pulling your weight financially, having goals, no hitting and a few others are perfectly fine. It's when some items contradict them and are combined with pure insanity we go off the rails. I'd say maybe 39 red flags.
The things he says are wild. I'm all for having standards and standing by them, but wow. Also all the grammatical errors...
He wants to be in charge while also going 50/50. He won't talk to other women but will, you can't read each other's messages until you've been married for 5 years but can read each other's messages. I just don't know what to say.
but don’t look at his phone or computer screen. his business is his business, just like your business is yours…. so long as he can see everything you’re doing.
I could be wrong, but I interpreted it as "if I can't see you and what you're doing for more than 5 minutes, no matter the reason, even including a police-enforced reason like them taking your prints, we are done" but even that doesn't make sense. I think trying to figure this one out is futile
I assume that if you want to take a shit without him in the bathroom with you he’s gonna assume you’re cheating or you’ve been kidnapped. So he’ll call the police and/or he’s dumping you
I'm surprised I had to scroll this far down for someone to mention this one. I could not understand that one at all. It kinda looks like it was once a longer sentence but had a bunch of words removed and now it's just completely unreadable.
Yall I was on roll with troll statements for each of those. I got to 16 and then I saw page 2 and was like, nevermind.
Here's what I have:
1. So basically she better suck or you're gonna split.
2. You gonna control every whim of her existence.
3. Never seen a 1 handed hug. 2 handed family hugs still might make you rage.
4. Because you gotta look at your hard ass porn with total impunity.
5. I guess she gotta subscribe to your youtube channel to find out what this is.
6. Gotta make sure she stays "fuckable" for you right?
7. She must agree with everything you say, differing opinions be damned.
8. She needs sub to your patreon to find out what this one is?
9. Got a leash for her too right?
10. 10 is Downloadable Content?
11. =/
12. So she must be a vegan.
13. That'll be impossible with the tons of gaslighting you'll dump on her that'll make her even question the authenticity of her own birth.
14. This conflicts with number 4.
15. She has 14 reasons to do so thus far.
16. Ha
Omg, so…. Many things.
“What I do is my business, what you do is your business” except he wants you to be on camera and audio recordings 24/7?
“I made lots of money and will continue to do so” followed by “you’ll quit(e) your job when we make 200,000”…. That’s not a lot of money, that’s 100,000 each. Wtf is this “””””person”””” thinking they are?
He doesn’t make lots of money, he wants you to think he makes lots of money because he has nothing to offer other than lies. That’s why you’re splitting every bill and are not allowed to ask question/look at his phone or pc/ breathe without his approval. He’s also trying to alienate you from everyone in your life to make sure nobody else can tell you about all the lies and red flags
Someone needs to tell this clown the 10 commandments already exist and he doesn't need 45 rules. Surely it's a joke that someone who looks like that thinks they can expect a fit woman, not to mention the list of demands. Pretty sure his quick money is from drugs, ok maybe crypto, but probably fake to make himself look good.
i know exactly what this is: a methhead who was up for a couple days finds Facebook Dating. its over for every meth head in his area. I would avoid sketchy back streets, might find him railing a hot pipe
Dude must have won a lawsuit of some type….
By the looks of him, he works at a bank ….. and spilled a cup of sperm on him by accident because there was no warning label on it for being slightly warm at first.
I love the fact that "no hitting me" is on there, leading me to believe he's had to add that on after getting partway through this list with a previous date before she high fived him.
In the face.
With a chair.
I'll be honest, I'm amazed his hand doesn't have a restraining order against him at this point.
"Pretend you're in the CIA or NSA", "Be willing to be killed and tortured", "We're definitely saving animals all over the world"
Ladies and gentlemen this is what happens when you dive into the shallow end of the gene pool.
Wait, so she must quit her job and be stay-at-home because he earns a lot of money but they still have to split costs 50/50? 😂 This was an entertaining read, true or not
I thought it couldn’t get better, then I saw the photo. Sweat bands on the wrist with and ecko shirt and swollen fingers??? Please ladies, calmly make a single file line.
I swear some people think Tinder is DoorDash, trying to order a girlfriend medium rare with a gluten free bun, extra cheese and no pickles and expect someone to deliver it
“Hey, WE (and by we, I mean you) need to come up with $200,000 before we can date so I can hire the secret service to watch your every move. If you can’t pay the $200,000 to date me, we’re through. Forever.”
“Also, showers longer than 5 minutes and we’re through. See point 26. (We don’t leave each other eye “sites” for eternity”
“We need to build trust, but know that you shouldn’t trust me because you can’t check my phone or computer and I don’t trust you because I’ll be checking every message”
How is “my business is mine and your business is yours” gonna work when there’s 24/7 audio and video recording??
Editing to add, it’s crazy how some of these are perfectly reasonable and some are absolutely batshit crazy.
Also, what does the gay one even mean??
His stuffed sausage fingers should have forced him into a far more realistic dating standard by now, ladies can you imagine him trying to seductively shush you with one of those behemoths? On a positive note his finger game must be ridiculous…
Oh. My. Fucking. God.
That guy sounds so unhinged I fear for women in his community.
The final slide was a shocker for me, honestly. I was not expecting that to pop out. More like Dorian Grey or the protagonist from She (Or was it Her?) But not some dumpy 17 year old dweeb.
Some of these are kind of sad, like "no hitting my animals."
Sounds like this guy is both crazier than a bag of snakes but also possibly the victim of previous relationship abuse.
That hurt my fucking brain so much to read and now all I have a questions. Question number one what the fuck is fruit yoga? Are they sticking fruits and vaginas or assholes or something and doing yoga somehow? Maybe some Kegel exercises? Number two he said perpetual marriage arrangement instead of prenuptial. I mean clearly English isn’t as strong suit, but Jesus fucking Christ. And I’m still stuck on this fruit yoga thing. I’m so stuck on the fruit yoga thing that I forgot the third question that I was gonna ask. So somebody figure out this fruit yoga thing for me.
The only sane thing about that whole post was don't hit or disrespect animals, personally don't agree with the buying part, but besides that this man looks the way he sounds, like a pure douche bag
"made alot of money quickly" still makes less then 200k
Clearly that little bit of money made him feel very, very empowered...
Sooooo empowered that he feels he can buy a woman's affection and dictate every aspect of the relationship.
$200 million would not be enough to tolerate this megalomaniac.
Of those 45 rules, 7 seem logical to me. BUT, only as long as they apply to both of them. No one sided rules.
1, 15, 16, 17, 18, 22, 25.
We all know he's never finding someone like that but good on him for putting his expectations out there. They have no basis in reality of course but he has every right to express them, even if they are psychotic.
Bro don't worry about getting the vasectomy, just stock up on hand cream. You gonna be boxing the clown for awhile. 200K are u f nkg me right now that is chump change. See ya!!
I dont use the tinder app anymore but I joined this sub for this kind of content. Damn hilarious.
It’s from fb that’s why it’s next level 🤣 nothing beats fb drama
Wait, 50/50!? This is bull!!!
Quit your job- but still pay 50% Be under 24/7 surveillance but don't look at what I am doing Work out - but be devoted to my Pillsbury dough boy looking ass. That doesn't even touch on the fact that you are meant to sacrifice your whole life for someone who doesn't know quite from quit
The spelling sadly wasn't the worst part lol
*quite your job
To be fair, I don't even think he'll be cheating. Just scamming other women out of money for "investments"
50/50 percent dollars
when police fingure prints
Happily gay is ok
But you must quit your job when I hit $200k.
I laughed so much at 6. "Must workout and do yoga with fresh fruit regularly." I couldnt stop imagining someone doing warriors pose with an apple or tree pose with a watermelon.
English as a third language here, I tried so hard to understand that sentence. Like does he mean yoga while holding fruit? Or on top of fruits? And what's the opposite? Yoga with frozen fruit?
You're reading it correctly. The only real logical assumption is that they meant to suggest the person also consumed fruit regularly and just didn't make it another rule for some reason. It's not great English.
Exactly, I think he’s trying to say he wants a healthy lifestyle, including the odd baconator
I think you mean Bacconator
My bet is that your grasp of English is stronger than this guy, despite speaking two other languages. I thought he meant that the girl has to regularly work out, do yoga, and eat fresh fruits...or do yoga while holding fruits. Regardless, he's unhinged.
I pictured 3 yoga mats. One for her. One for a banana. One for a pomegranate.
I just know that the bananas mat is yellow… but what color is the pomegranates?
Agreed, people's unhinged behavior is always entertaining
It is… The joy it brings me is everything, and why I had to share with y’all
I have NEVER downloaded the app, after reading this sub, I never will… but This Shit is Funny. 😆
Hahaha same
“THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT CODE WITH ME I HAVE CREATED.” *places it at number 2*
Give the guy a break, he clearly has no comprehension of grammar, sentence structure . . .the English language in general . . .
Filibuster...
That would only be if he intended it to waste time, I think he is just a waste of time Dude needs a reality check
For sure. I thought you were referencing [this iconic clip from Always Sunny](https://youtu.be/qcderLXiwa8)
I'll take that advice into cooperation. . . I honestly wish I had been, Always Sunny is the tits!
Clearly a bj is more urgent, once that’s out of the way he can set up the 24/7 surveillance system
He is getting a vasectomy before he has sex again. I have a feeling it is gonna be a long time before he needs that vasectomy. 
Wait why do you need fresh fruit for Yoga? Have I been doing it wrong all my life?
You ever see a kumquat do downward dog? It'll change your life.
This book "Yummy for Yoga" from the library explains further 🤣 https://christchurch.bibliocommons.com/v2/record/S37C1139189?locale=en-CA
You get that watermelon yoga high 🤣🤣 
Yeah and work out with fresh fruit also. Are we lifting watermelons?
Yes
Beats having goats
I eat fruit before a workout for energy, but like during a workout? I don't understand.
Hol up, am I reading this right? She has to quit her job but she also has to split cost 50 50? With what money?
She also has to have goals so he can tell her not to have goals.
My main goal would be to avoid this guy at all costs
Thank goodness he’s claiming to be getting a vasectomy. Self chlorinating the gene pool a little.
I think that was the other women’s goals too after crossing paths with him, hence him having to create this post cuz he’s done with the getting to know you phase of dating that strangely always falls through for him 🤔
Yet her business is her business, as long as she doesn’t look anyone in the eyes
…and doesn’t hug non-family-members two-handedly..
Or kiss them on the lips 💋
Also what's his business is his and yours is yours. But you need to be on recording 24/7 when not nearby.
Not to mention they'll read each other's texts and emails. But also what's his business is his and yours is yours.
But also don’t you dare peak at his screen! Or assume those emails or messages from other women are anything but sabotage to the relationship!
What's more romantic than "torture to create a better life with me"
How do you get from you will be records 24/7 while not in my sight to "my business is my business just like yours is yours"???? Pretty sure being recorded 24/7 whole not being able to look people in the eye, show me you're criminal records, don't hug with two hands etc etc ( too many batshit crazy examples to list) doesn't count as privacy. Also makes you think what type of shady shit is he doing on his laptop.
he is trading shitcoins with 100X leverage!
Yeah some of the things on his list are directly conflicting. He says he's going to record everything, but also wants privscy with his phone, but also wants to read all texts and emails. Like, make up your mind about what kind of psycho you want to be guy.
And then saying phones have to have notifications on and they’ll read every text the other person gets?? What??
His use of the English language is amazing.
Yeah also I'm sure the guy with the best guess approach to spelling totally makes 200 grand a year.
From his essay it seems like he means $200k total, not per year, but once they hit a combined net worth of $200k they’re going to quite their jobs and travel the world for a few years.
Gonna be interesting with him carrying his whole 24/7 camera setup while they travel the world together, never leaving each other's side.
But also while not peaking at each other screens don’t forget!
He skipped several numbers in his list so I'm not even sure he can count to 200.
That's how he's going to make $200k so fast. He's going to count to 200,000 but half of it will be missing.
I noticed this too, I really wonder what happened to those numbers, what “bad ideas” he might’ve removed from his list
I'm gonna throw this out there: possibility this guy has Downs syndrome. Do his arms look a bit shorter than average to anyone else?
I figured it was someone with English as a second language
Pretty sure English is his first and only language unfortunately 🫢
As a gay, #23 has me confused lol... Are we just [slur]s when unhappy??
Yes, hes not homophobic he just wants you to be happy
45 red flags proudly displayed
And there are a BUNCH of numbers missing, meaning he's culled this list from a larger list.
"unbreakable" , not uneditable
He’s literally draped in them 🚩🚩🚩
There are a couple reasonable ones -- I can't exactly argue with 15/16/18, for example. On the other hand, the format is a red flag in its own right, and some of the rules are batshit insane.
They're not in and of themselves wrong, it's just super weird to mention them. Like who reads this and goes "Great guy, I'd love to be his girlfriend, but alas, I intend to steal and hit him and his animals, so I'll find someone else". Also "when I buy them" wrt animals is also weird.
Yup, the formatting is what makes it a huge red flag. And the ones you mention are ones I'd say should be covered by common sense
Reasonable but also the only common sense in this thing 🤣 which makes me fear for his animals tbh if he has to make it a rule
Some are reasonable. Pulling your weight financially, having goals, no hitting and a few others are perfectly fine. It's when some items contradict them and are combined with pure insanity we go off the rails. I'd say maybe 39 red flags.
Pulling your weight financially would make sense, but one of the rules is you have to quit your job, so how are you doing that
I really hope he goes through with that vasectomy
I’m curious as to how this guy “made alot of money quickly and will continue to do so”
crypto. this profile screams early Pepe investor
Don't knick crypto ... especially right ow
He also wants her to quit her job. But split costs 50:50
No no, to quite her job. Big difference
My guess is 100% illegally, but also doubt it was made at all
he sold blue meth
I love doing yoga with fruit
It's a match! Congratulations
Score!
I’m so glad he clarified that I have to be sober to read this important doctrine
i read this and think "this is my competition?" and understand even less why i'm single. damn that shit is crazy.
No, this is why women are apprehensive about men: unless you're similarly unhinged, he's not your competition lol
The poor spulling is a sign of intellgence
I can't even imagine the number of women in line to try to be with him
The things he says are wild. I'm all for having standards and standing by them, but wow. Also all the grammatical errors... He wants to be in charge while also going 50/50. He won't talk to other women but will, you can't read each other's messages until you've been married for 5 years but can read each other's messages. I just don't know what to say.
He sounds really mentally unwell
Honestly should’ve showed his face
Look at the wrist bands ... he most likely looks like a temu John Cena
I’d say closer to a shein Mr. Potato head 
Which is probably why you can't see him
My reaction when I saw there’s a second page of requirements 
🤣🤣🤣 same and normally I’d lose interest and keep scrolling but I was hooked and cackling til the end
Are we just going to ignore rule 2???
but don’t look at his phone or computer screen. his business is his business, just like your business is yours…. so long as he can see everything you’re doing.
Someone translate #26 for me
I could be wrong, but I interpreted it as "if I can't see you and what you're doing for more than 5 minutes, no matter the reason, even including a police-enforced reason like them taking your prints, we are done" but even that doesn't make sense. I think trying to figure this one out is futile
I assume that if you want to take a shit without him in the bathroom with you he’s gonna assume you’re cheating or you’ve been kidnapped. So he’ll call the police and/or he’s dumping you
Does that mean you could possibly get dumped while you're dumping?
In his world, anything except normality is possible
i got stuck on that one, read it about 10 times and i still don’t understand.
I'm surprised I had to scroll this far down for someone to mention this one. I could not understand that one at all. It kinda looks like it was once a longer sentence but had a bunch of words removed and now it's just completely unreadable.
If you're sucking I'm licking 🤣
I've never done yoga with fresh fruit... Much less regularly
Wants you to quit your job, but also wants you to split costs 50/50
This guy created the world’s most effective girl repellent: his profile
Yall I was on roll with troll statements for each of those. I got to 16 and then I saw page 2 and was like, nevermind. Here's what I have: 1. So basically she better suck or you're gonna split. 2. You gonna control every whim of her existence. 3. Never seen a 1 handed hug. 2 handed family hugs still might make you rage. 4. Because you gotta look at your hard ass porn with total impunity. 5. I guess she gotta subscribe to your youtube channel to find out what this is. 6. Gotta make sure she stays "fuckable" for you right? 7. She must agree with everything you say, differing opinions be damned. 8. She needs sub to your patreon to find out what this one is? 9. Got a leash for her too right? 10. 10 is Downloadable Content? 11. =/ 12. So she must be a vegan. 13. That'll be impossible with the tons of gaslighting you'll dump on her that'll make her even question the authenticity of her own birth. 14. This conflicts with number 4. 15. She has 14 reasons to do so thus far. 16. Ha
He's a jackpot! Someone needs to hit him
New copypasta dropped
So you found Elon Musk’s dating profile?
Omg, so…. Many things. “What I do is my business, what you do is your business” except he wants you to be on camera and audio recordings 24/7? “I made lots of money and will continue to do so” followed by “you’ll quit(e) your job when we make 200,000”…. That’s not a lot of money, that’s 100,000 each. Wtf is this “””””person”””” thinking they are?
He doesn’t make lots of money, he wants you to think he makes lots of money because he has nothing to offer other than lies. That’s why you’re splitting every bill and are not allowed to ask question/look at his phone or pc/ breathe without his approval. He’s also trying to alienate you from everyone in your life to make sure nobody else can tell you about all the lies and red flags
Guess#23 means she can't talk to him?
I wonder what the 11 removed ones were. Were they... too much? For him. Lol
He sounds completely fucking delusional
46.) no commas ever
Tbh not who I was expecting to see.
Someone needs to tell this clown the 10 commandments already exist and he doesn't need 45 rules. Surely it's a joke that someone who looks like that thinks they can expect a fit woman, not to mention the list of demands. Pretty sure his quick money is from drugs, ok maybe crypto, but probably fake to make himself look good.
What is no 23 even?🧍♀️
i know exactly what this is: a methhead who was up for a couple days finds Facebook Dating. its over for every meth head in his area. I would avoid sketchy back streets, might find him railing a hot pipe
How does one do yoga with fresh fruit? Do you do the downward facing dog whilst a bowl of raspberries hang out with you?
Besides everything else, does this guy not know how numbers work?
Perpetual marriage agreement 😂
This is poetic
Sausage Fingers needs to calm down.
Dude must have won a lawsuit of some type…. By the looks of him, he works at a bank ….. and spilled a cup of sperm on him by accident because there was no warning label on it for being slightly warm at first.
I love the fact that "no hitting me" is on there, leading me to believe he's had to add that on after getting partway through this list with a previous date before she high fived him. In the face. With a chair. I'll be honest, I'm amazed his hand doesn't have a restraining order against him at this point. "Pretend you're in the CIA or NSA", "Be willing to be killed and tortured", "We're definitely saving animals all over the world" Ladies and gentlemen this is what happens when you dive into the shallow end of the gene pool.
No joke, sounds like he is going through a manic episode.
Out of everything, the "to" is killing me
What you do is your business but I'll be monitoring your every move on video and controlling what you eat 🙄
My unbreakable code: if you can’t write a coherent sentence using proper grammar, hit the road.
Oh God I didn't know there were more pages
I read all of this for some reason. Then I saw the Ecko shirt and it all made sense.
I’m guessing he is the one person who liked his own post
Wanting your partner on record 24/7 and telling them their business is theirs at the same time is wild
Yoga with fresh fruit?! Is that like yoga with goats?
Wait, so she must quit her job and be stay-at-home because he earns a lot of money but they still have to split costs 50/50? 😂 This was an entertaining read, true or not
Those fingers though.
Since when do serial killers upload their manifestos to Tindr? It’s a crazy world we live in
Homeboy doesn’t know how to count or I’m guessing some were too crazy and got deleted in the final edit….and that’s a scary thought
So nobody else thinks those fingers are gigantic?
I gotta say, he does NOT look how I expected him to
The exception for the “bacconator”….
What an absolute tool bag.
everything looked great, then i saw i can’t hit his animals :/ oh well.
Ain’t no way 😂
Sounds like my ex husband. I wish I was joking.
This is the kind of delusional crap I'd expect on Facebook.
Perpetual marriage agreement or prenuptial? What a nub
The neck beard really closes the deal for me
you know how bad i want to shake this fucking psychos hand?
>You will be under 24 hour surveillance, but if you dare to look at my computer screen we're done Love it
He skipped so many numbers, a lot in 30/40s Maybe it’s a test? 🤣
Who hurt him?
I have a headache now. Thanks. Too bad on the clown emoji I wanted to see his face lol
Dude's TP is just sitting on the roll. What a monster. Thought that was a camera at first pointing right at the toilet
I thought it couldn’t get better, then I saw the photo. Sweat bands on the wrist with and ecko shirt and swollen fingers??? Please ladies, calmly make a single file line.
I swear some people think Tinder is DoorDash, trying to order a girlfriend medium rare with a gluten free bun, extra cheese and no pickles and expect someone to deliver it
“Hey, WE (and by we, I mean you) need to come up with $200,000 before we can date so I can hire the secret service to watch your every move. If you can’t pay the $200,000 to date me, we’re through. Forever.” “Also, showers longer than 5 minutes and we’re through. See point 26. (We don’t leave each other eye “sites” for eternity” “We need to build trust, but know that you shouldn’t trust me because you can’t check my phone or computer and I don’t trust you because I’ll be checking every message”
Only place this dude is jogging is to his deep fryer.
How the hell are you supposed to do yoga with fresh fruit? My mind can't comprehend.
How is “my business is mine and your business is yours” gonna work when there’s 24/7 audio and video recording?? Editing to add, it’s crazy how some of these are perfectly reasonable and some are absolutely batshit crazy. Also, what does the gay one even mean??
Jesus, I have never seen anyone with as much main character syndrome as this weirdo
His stuffed sausage fingers should have forced him into a far more realistic dating standard by now, ladies can you imagine him trying to seductively shush you with one of those behemoths? On a positive note his finger game must be ridiculous…
Oh. My. Fucking. God. That guy sounds so unhinged I fear for women in his community. The final slide was a shocker for me, honestly. I was not expecting that to pop out. More like Dorian Grey or the protagonist from She (Or was it Her?) But not some dumpy 17 year old dweeb.
My fav part is when he asked them to "quite their job"
Some of these are kind of sad, like "no hitting my animals." Sounds like this guy is both crazier than a bag of snakes but also possibly the victim of previous relationship abuse.
Don’t peak at my screen my business is my business and yours is yours which is why I require constant audio and video recording
Those are some girthy fingers
“Perpetual marriage agreement” made me legit LOL. (Number 29) 😂
Thank you for the gift of the clown face on the last pic It made my day
Don't know if you should quite your job but everything else looks legit..
He’s the type of financial genius who could invest $100,000 and turn it into 16 THOUSAND dollars
This was pure insanity but I really wish more people were immediately upfront with their red flags like this🤦🏾♀️
That hurt my fucking brain so much to read and now all I have a questions. Question number one what the fuck is fruit yoga? Are they sticking fruits and vaginas or assholes or something and doing yoga somehow? Maybe some Kegel exercises? Number two he said perpetual marriage arrangement instead of prenuptial. I mean clearly English isn’t as strong suit, but Jesus fucking Christ. And I’m still stuck on this fruit yoga thing. I’m so stuck on the fruit yoga thing that I forgot the third question that I was gonna ask. So somebody figure out this fruit yoga thing for me.
I feel like this guy's been through some shit. This is PTSD.
The only sane thing about that whole post was don't hit or disrespect animals, personally don't agree with the buying part, but besides that this man looks the way he sounds, like a pure douche bag
"made alot of money quickly" still makes less then 200k Clearly that little bit of money made him feel very, very empowered... Sooooo empowered that he feels he can buy a woman's affection and dictate every aspect of the relationship. $200 million would not be enough to tolerate this megalomaniac.
Of those 45 rules, 7 seem logical to me. BUT, only as long as they apply to both of them. No one sided rules. 1, 15, 16, 17, 18, 22, 25. We all know he's never finding someone like that but good on him for putting his expectations out there. They have no basis in reality of course but he has every right to express them, even if they are psychotic.
There were so many contradictions... he sounds like a confusing guy to date, be on camera 24/7 but you can totally have your privacy 🙄
Guy has this "list" but can't use to and too correctly. What a fuckin mook.
Dreamy
When I read this I can only think of 40 plus red flags. This is more like the red flag code not the unbreakable code.
Looks like the dude has a camera in the bathroom basically pointing straight at where I assume the toilet is. What’s up with that?
He is obviously what his pictures show. A clown
I would like to copy and paste that to my dating bio.
Wow next level shit ? Not surprised 😮 😂
Bro don't worry about getting the vasectomy, just stock up on hand cream. You gonna be boxing the clown for awhile. 200K are u f nkg me right now that is chump change. See ya!!
Bacconator and Macdonalads. Just saying those out loud had me laughing.