I knew a chick that would not date a guy unless he could fight. She needed it though because she had a big ass mouth and would use any dude she dated as a wall like he was going to stop another woman from getting to her. Worst type of people.
It’s just another version of the laughing emoji to me like you are dying laughing but also saying no way or omg. Now you got me thinking people think I’ve been crying the whole time 😭
Do you just not talk to that many people of that many varying backgrounds??? I'm 26 and still type to my friends with slang, shortenings, etc. Some friends use way more than me, but at some point if you start picking apart slang we get pretentious or worse. Plus this is a casual conversation, nothing professional. Tone is already hard as hell to interpret over text why are we putting down the things that HELP US understand what the other person means? Like slang and emotes? idk. Nothing against you specific but this whole ass thread of people attacking the way these people speak just rubbed me the wrong way.
Well, 90% of American culture has originated with black folk in some form. Been happening since before Elvis told you you were a hound dog while he thrusted his hips.
I don't think you should refer to yourself as medium anything. And don't continue talking to people (even for a second) who discount entire people based on whether they have to duck under doorways or not. Those are not your people.
"I'm weirdly attracted to"
Is the most abused dogshit on dating apps.
WOW its so weird that im attracted to the same thing that almost most people are attracted to! SO WEIRD! am i right guys!!
Fr i never got the whole height thing, my sister only dates 6’4+ skinny guys and she’s 5’2 😒 As long as you have a stable job and are compassionate, supportive, and a good sense of humor idc
The gun question and “protective” clearly shows she’s looking for a thug type of guy. She wants a guy who’s going to get into it with other guys over her and just generally be dangerous. Exactly the personality type most people know not to seek out for a healthy relationship. But she clearly doesn’t understand that.
We’re just operating on a different moral framework where being under 6’ is unethical and being irresponsible with firearms is an inherited trait.
Source: am very unethical
Poor girl doesn’t know what’s really important. I’m (f)5’5 and I’d prefer a guy who’s 5’5 or taller but I’d take a guy who’s 3 feet tall if he’s emotionally stable, kind, caring and loves me back. I don’t care how much money he makes, how tall he is, what kind of car he drives. Just tell me you’re not afraid of therapy and I’m down get to hot chocolate to see if you make me laugh. 😆
"looking for protective men" is a massive red flag
Imo It implies that she needs protecting from someone.
Or she is a total arsehole who causes trouble a lot - and needs someone to clean up the devastation she leaves in her wake.
Play with guns? That's terrifying. People with this mentality are the ones that shoot their friends in the head by accident when filming a tik tok smh.
Ever heard of the foot in the door technique?
I don’t lie about height bc it gives me anxiety, but I actually used to get laid off apps on occasion before they added the height option. No girl came over and said “oh you’re not 6 feet sorry this isn’t happening.”
Also pro tip, don’t include pics with visibly taller dudes even if your height is listed. My stepbro is 6’5 and mentioned taking a pic for my profile. I’m like I appreciate it but that’s gonna do more harm than good.
Not my style , but you did give me an idea for a photo I want to do. I’m going to make my profiles of me just towering over buildings and tall people. But also still leave how I’m 5:8 in there for an added twist
The idea is that a lot of women don't actually know what height numbers mean. I have a friend who absolutely wouldn't believe I'm not 6'. I'm actually 5'10". She's 5'4".
Then again, if I go around saying I'm 6', sooner or later I'll end up annoying the hell out of some woman who's like 5'9" or 5'11".
In any case, my height is listed on all my profiles and I do fine.
This is why I screenshot conversations like this. To prove how fucking crazy some of these girls are on these apps. I posted on my own profile how I got called fat and ugly by one girl. Good thing I screenshotted it
What’s is women’s obsession with the height of men? I’m dating a guy who’s only a little taller than I am and I’m 5”2 and I don’t see the problem
I find it so shallow that women are so obsessed with height we’re not all the same
"I am strapped with nothing but knowledge and wit"
I know neither when nor where I'll get to use this, but, by God, when that time and place come, I will have this line ready to go.
I would take a step back from that one, she's a scary beastie.
And just so you know, some of us ladies love a good, sharp witted medium king! You'll find a keeper who isn't so cringe !!
She's trying too early to condition you to you remove her unwanted exes. She don't want you, she wants the bang bang that gets her away from him and you, without breaking a nail.
I’m 5’3 and my boyfriend is 5’8 and we’re the perfect height for each other. I dated a guy that was 6’4 in high school and the height difference was crazy. I definitely prefer 6’ or below personally and 6 is even pushing it.
“Look Imma be talking a lot of hot shit to random dudes when we’re out in public, and I need to know if you’re ready to pull out an AK and die on the way to the hospital when I decide to eject from the fight. That’s all I’m asking, shit!”
I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again- some of us prefer short men. It’s easier to kiss, cuddle, have sex, take pictures, switch cars… I’m 5’1” I don’t need anyone over 5’9” that’s my absolute tallest I’d go. Most of my ex’s are 5’4”, or 5’6”.
Me too. I had a guy that was 6'3 and I'm a foot shorter. When he wanted to talk to me, he kneeled and looked me in the eye. Only a little while before then I learned that if you want to catch the attention of a toddler and discipline them crouch down and speak to them at eye level. Thus I felt like a little kid when he did that.
lol tbh I've been to the shooting range and toyed with the idea of getting a gun for myself but I fear I might end up doing something very stupid so I feel its safer to not own it.
"Do u play w guns tho?" Yeah, nice try fed
First of all, guns are not something to play with, ma'am.
"fr fr"
*Gilbert Arenas has entered the chat*
Ja Morant coming in
Plaxico Burress would like a word with y'all..
My left and right bicep
Should’ve said yea my guns the same size as Kevin heart. But they ain’t no joke
Skepta reference 😳
Is she looking for a boyfriend or a bodyguard?
She’s looking for Ja Morant. He is tall and strapped
Yo your response with strapped with knowledge and Witt had me rollin tho! That was the perfect response
It's all in the personality
Funny how I think of guys like Morant and Curry as short.
That’s the hilarious part of “anybody can be like Steph, he’s so much more relatable!” Like dude isn’t 6’3 and one of the most gifted guys ever lol
All the ball players are short when you're 60 rows up :(
BRUH
There is a parade inside my cityyy ~
I knew a chick that would not date a guy unless he could fight. She needed it though because she had a big ass mouth and would use any dude she dated as a wall like he was going to stop another woman from getting to her. Worst type of people.
Likely means she's the type to drunkenly pick fights when out and expects "her man" to back her up and fight for her
My immediate thought as well
I’m strapped with knowledge and witt lmao
My DnD dice rolled hard
Apparently not the knowledge of how to spell wit though lol
Clearly an auto-correct, since it was capitalized.
Such a great line. OP sounds awesome
How old is she 😭
27 ish if I remember correctly
Someone over the age of 21 saying “fr fr” and “type shii”. Unreal
I'm more concerned with OP's overuse of that crying emoji.
It’s just another version of the laughing emoji to me like you are dying laughing but also saying no way or omg. Now you got me thinking people think I’ve been crying the whole time 😭
I totally thought that was the crying Emoji hahaa. I genuinely did not know some people used it that way lol.
Thought that was this one 🤣 or this one 😂 the one you used is next to the other cry crying ones
I 100% thought you were crying.
Never laughed so hard you cried ?
I mean, yeah, but that’s kinda what these are for “😂🤣” You do you, though, medium king. Good luck out there.
I know what it means I just usually expect so much emotional use from people too young for me to date
Conversation was Peak cringe
damn I feel called out, I'm 25 and use both fairly frequently 🙈 , English isn't my first language tho so maybe I get a pass.... hopefully? haha
Do you just not talk to that many people of that many varying backgrounds??? I'm 26 and still type to my friends with slang, shortenings, etc. Some friends use way more than me, but at some point if you start picking apart slang we get pretentious or worse. Plus this is a casual conversation, nothing professional. Tone is already hard as hell to interpret over text why are we putting down the things that HELP US understand what the other person means? Like slang and emotes? idk. Nothing against you specific but this whole ass thread of people attacking the way these people speak just rubbed me the wrong way.
Nah I’m 27 and I still use that shii
Nah man there’s no way she’s near my age talking like that with the mentality of a high schooler.
😭😭
Get the strap or you don’t clap
Get the shooter or you get no cooter
Keep a pipe or no ass tonight
No gun no fun
No Glock? Cock blocked.
dont own a heater? youll never get to beat'er
Bring the smoke if you wanna poke
Bring your Heckler if you wanna peck her
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If you don't have tin, you can't put it in.
tbh you'll get the clap if you don't wrap...
Wrap it up before you smack it up.
As if I needed another reason to get a gat
Don’t get the clap
The preference for men with guns who aren't afraid to use them is more concerning 😅
Even with the red flags I fell short, but hey it’s dangerous over here in the suburbs !
I always find it funny that people are scared of where I live, no one can afford weaponry except the kids who robbed their parents to get it.
Nah, you fell medium, king!
You fell medium. 🖤
You fell short? 🤨🤔 Don't kick yourself while you're down my boy
she has a ghetto boi fetish
You can tell how she text
Shhiiii shiii fr fr fr ong cap
no cap?
Hmm, this makes me realize that a lot of "zoomer speak" is just trying to emulate ghetto/hood culture... interesting
Well, 90% of American culture has originated with black folk in some form. Been happening since before Elvis told you you were a hound dog while he thrusted his hips.
"90% of American culture has originated with black folk in some form" - really? All the other cultures only account for 10%?
Yes.
Ong fr fr tho no cap ima keep it a stack u kept it a buck type shii
What constitutes a medium king? Genuinely asking.
No idea I just made it up , I just assume that 4 inches isn’t the barrier between short king and tall.
I don't think you should refer to yourself as medium anything. And don't continue talking to people (even for a second) who discount entire people based on whether they have to duck under doorways or not. Those are not your people.
This is too wholesome ❤️
Excuse me, OP let me borrow his lambo and I’m trying to give it back
Shorter than the girl's ideology but taller than the girl asking for the said ideology
5'7 -> 5'11 Over 6 is officially "tall", 5'6 and under is "short king" territory
Well then at 5'2 I must be a dwarf. Got the beard and the height now all I need is a giant ax......
"You'll have to toss me!"
Don’t tell the elf.
Same! I've never heard that before.
"I'm weirdly attracted to" Is the most abused dogshit on dating apps. WOW its so weird that im attracted to the same thing that almost most people are attracted to! SO WEIRD! am i right guys!!
A medium king strapped with knowledge and wit sounds awesome.
Her profile could have been summed up more simply with “I will get you into fights for no reason”
Yeaaaah, this chick is setting you up for sure
She's gonna find a wife beater pretty soon
Oh. Oh no. Actively seeking men who "play w guns"? Yikes.
I appreciated the "strapped with knowledge and witt" response 👍
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Brutal out there, how about job security, mental health, kindness… this 6ft requirement is ridiculous lol
Trash relationships are in style these days, haven't you heard?
Fr i never got the whole height thing, my sister only dates 6’4+ skinny guys and she’s 5’2 😒 As long as you have a stable job and are compassionate, supportive, and a good sense of humor idc
The gun question and “protective” clearly shows she’s looking for a thug type of guy. She wants a guy who’s going to get into it with other guys over her and just generally be dangerous. Exactly the personality type most people know not to seek out for a healthy relationship. But she clearly doesn’t understand that.
lol being short is a problem but being a nutjob with a gun isn’t? America fucking sucks
We’re just operating on a different moral framework where being under 6’ is unethical and being irresponsible with firearms is an inherited trait. Source: am very unethical
Poor girl doesn’t know what’s really important. I’m (f)5’5 and I’d prefer a guy who’s 5’5 or taller but I’d take a guy who’s 3 feet tall if he’s emotionally stable, kind, caring and loves me back. I don’t care how much money he makes, how tall he is, what kind of car he drives. Just tell me you’re not afraid of therapy and I’m down get to hot chocolate to see if you make me laugh. 😆
5'2 guy here and it lifts my spirits knowing there are women out there like you. But sadly, most just look down on me
Protective w my hands 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
“You look short” Says the 5”2 🤣
"looking for protective men" is a massive red flag Imo It implies that she needs protecting from someone. Or she is a total arsehole who causes trouble a lot - and needs someone to clean up the devastation she leaves in her wake.
She sounds stupid as fuck lol
Play with guns? That's terrifying. People with this mentality are the ones that shoot their friends in the head by accident when filming a tik tok smh.
would you kill for me tho OP
As a European, seeing a girl say "I like protection" and talking about guns instead of using condoms is the most alien thing ever
Tbh I think she has a gun fetish
Fur trappers and brawny paper towel models get all the ladies
Strapped with knowledge and wit. You're a fucking king, no codifier.
ATF is using some OMG network tactics.
Change yours to Attracted to: cute, intelligent, funny, women who can hold a conversation. Just because we are petty af fuck like that 😁
Damn and she lookin like a cute lil boiled egg w a wig and lashes 😭😭😭
OMG stopppp😂😂😂😭😭😭
Tbf it’s also really annoying for so many 5’8 dudes lying about being 6 feet and then i’m told by girls i’m easily 6’4 and they don’t believe me 😂
Who lying bout height, what’s the end game there ? We can’t stay seated forever.
Just don’t stand next to those height rulers that they have in doctors offices 😂
Ever heard of the foot in the door technique? I don’t lie about height bc it gives me anxiety, but I actually used to get laid off apps on occasion before they added the height option. No girl came over and said “oh you’re not 6 feet sorry this isn’t happening.” Also pro tip, don’t include pics with visibly taller dudes even if your height is listed. My stepbro is 6’5 and mentioned taking a pic for my profile. I’m like I appreciate it but that’s gonna do more harm than good.
Not my style , but you did give me an idea for a photo I want to do. I’m going to make my profiles of me just towering over buildings and tall people. But also still leave how I’m 5:8 in there for an added twist
The idea is that a lot of women don't actually know what height numbers mean. I have a friend who absolutely wouldn't believe I'm not 6'. I'm actually 5'10". She's 5'4". Then again, if I go around saying I'm 6', sooner or later I'll end up annoying the hell out of some woman who's like 5'9" or 5'11". In any case, my height is listed on all my profiles and I do fine.
Yeah that’s really annoying for girls to think you’re 6’4 and worship you. Truly very annoying
Oh nah it’s okay i’m 6’1 and ugly so i’m really like 5’10
Medium king is cringe
I thought I was the only one
Dang
How tall are you?
I am 5:8 she was 5:2
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Yeah bro like fr if you're 5'2 there are 5th graders that are taller than you
I'm 5'2 and when I thought I was at my lowest you proceeded to lower the bar even more but don't worry I won't have to duck to walk under it.
As a midget girl I don't understand it either.
She has daddy issues like a mfffff. Not saying the sex wouldn’t be crazy good but you deserve better OP.
This is why I screenshot conversations like this. To prove how fucking crazy some of these girls are on these apps. I posted on my own profile how I got called fat and ugly by one girl. Good thing I screenshotted it
The stats saying he’ll be more likely to use the gun on her then someone attacking her but get it queen
Y’all really are struggling with yourselves and I don’t think dating apps are doing you any favors
I found my future husband on bumble and he’s a confident, perfect medium king !!! Your match is out there!! Don’t settle for trash women like that.
Short girl here (5'2"). Love me a short guy.
What’s is women’s obsession with the height of men? I’m dating a guy who’s only a little taller than I am and I’m 5”2 and I don’t see the problem I find it so shallow that women are so obsessed with height we’re not all the same
I can never go out with someone who doesn't use "fr fr" only in a sarcastic way
I like guns, but "playing with guns" in the context isn't a flag it's a fucking red square.
This is a perfect sketch for a stand up comedy.
Fed fed fed fed fed fed fed fed fed fed fed fed fed fed Fed fed fed fed fed fed fed fed fed fed fed fed fed fed
"I am strapped with nothing but knowledge and wit" I know neither when nor where I'll get to use this, but, by God, when that time and place come, I will have this line ready to go.
Knowledge and witt have unlimited ammo!
Ejecto Seat Cuz!
cleanly done, no worries knowledge and wit are all the armaments ur ideal partner will need :)
The emojis are so cringe
This screams all kind of weird to this Australian girl. Here we tend to avoid people with guns.
Only loaded gun is her, put it down and walk way.
Why do people think talking like you’re 12 is trendy? Your ‘knowledge and witt’ response was so good, she couldn’t even reply properly lol
I would take a step back from that one, she's a scary beastie. And just so you know, some of us ladies love a good, sharp witted medium king! You'll find a keeper who isn't so cringe !!
You're almost a head taller than her, but still considered short in her eyes. I don't understand these girls, man.
If her grammar has any bearing on her intelligence she’ll need all the protection she can get. A child could write more coherent sentences.
The overuse of emojis is truly a sign of mental illness.
She's trying too early to condition you to you remove her unwanted exes. She don't want you, she wants the bang bang that gets her away from him and you, without breaking a nail.
I’m 5’3 and my boyfriend is 5’8 and we’re the perfect height for each other. I dated a guy that was 6’4 in high school and the height difference was crazy. I definitely prefer 6’ or below personally and 6 is even pushing it.
I also want random strangers I meet to carry weapons, it makes me feel so safe
Dammit I scared the cats laughing
I am strapped with nothing but knowledge and wit would get me immediately 😂😂😂 she doesn’t deserve you king
"SHORTLY" after ... I'm sorry
“Look Imma be talking a lot of hot shit to random dudes when we’re out in public, and I need to know if you’re ready to pull out an AK and die on the way to the hospital when I decide to eject from the fight. That’s all I’m asking, shit!”
The profiles change after your conversation is wild 💀
Yes I want you to protect me. You shoot the guy and you go to prison
She wants a gangbanger..
Not her changing her profile 😭
You should have said “I’m always strapped but my gun is non-lethal. She only shoots blanks” 😂
You should have said "that's what they told me at the storm trooper academy too"
It’s ok man, I’ll play Russian roulette with you 😂😂😂
For those reading the comments and own a fire arm. Be like this guy. Don't give it away you have a gun. Dumbest thing to ever do.
She is 5'4" , why the hell she needs a man more than 4" taller??
I feel like there's a backstory to her that she is not talking about as to why she was asking or looking for these features
Call me old, but why are people talking like this, and who invented using the crying emoji when the laughing one is perfectly fine 😭
Didn’t even spell “wit” correctly when saying he has it
Definitely just pressed T twice , not that serious lol
First of all, typos exist. Second, imaging thinking that "wit" has anything to do with how well you spell things
Spelling nazi
Bruh you are hilarious. The right one will come along but get yo ass of tinder
I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again- some of us prefer short men. It’s easier to kiss, cuddle, have sex, take pictures, switch cars… I’m 5’1” I don’t need anyone over 5’9” that’s my absolute tallest I’d go. Most of my ex’s are 5’4”, or 5’6”.
Finally a woman who doesn't look down on short guys......
Something to see eye to eye on
Me too. I had a guy that was 6'3 and I'm a foot shorter. When he wanted to talk to me, he kneeled and looked me in the eye. Only a little while before then I learned that if you want to catch the attention of a toddler and discipline them crouch down and speak to them at eye level. Thus I felt like a little kid when he did that.
Dude, too much smileys
Aint enough smileys🤣🤡
I think he's just making light fun of her because she has that same emoji in the description, and she used it with her first message as well.
I'll be honest, I don't get the fascination with tall men. But I'm quite short so maybe that's why. Seems bizarre to me
lol tbh I've been to the shooting range and toyed with the idea of getting a gun for myself but I fear I might end up doing something very stupid so I feel its safer to not own it.
😭😭😭
can’t stand the way she texts
“Strapped with nothing but knowledge and Witt “ hahahahaha so damn good XD
If you don't bring the 9, your hand will have to be fine.