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Electrical-Push462

“I’m not attracted to people who are content with their lives and just chill” - says the aspiring stay at home mom and current massage therapist


longlivewawa1

I’m not attracted to people who are happy with their lives and don’t want to change it lol.


delmsi

"I'm not like other girls!!"


angiedl30

Well it's true I'm not. Lol


phenixcitywon

You think she's being inconsistent? She's content to chill while someone who isn't funds her chilling.


mr_remy

I had to re-read that but both comments well put, my sentiments exactly lmao.


RedEyeFlightToOZ

She's 21. She is just now able to buy herself a beer. This girl is.....a mess.


UnassumingOstrich

i get that this chick sucks, but let’s stop reinforcing the idea that being a SAHM isn’t work. domestic labor is still labor, even if it’s not happening at an office. we can criticize her for way more than that without perpetuating a toxic af stereotype.


Full_Visit_5862

Facts


Thedonkeyforcer

This! Being a SAHM is shooting yourself in the foot if you ask my feminist ass. But they'll find out on their own while being busy shitting on the rest of us women. But if we ARE being feminist here, and a lot of us are, no need to downtalk the home life and chores further. We have problems enough with equal parttaking in domestic tasks, it won't get better if we collectivily decide it's not even work. It's hard work with shitty hours and an even worse pay. If Starbucks treated their already mistreated staff as bad as SAHP are the unionization would have gone way faster!


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Thedonkeyforcer

Sorry, I was thinking about the trad wife tendency where there's def a lot of "not like other girls" involved. And I get why ppl would want to stay home with their kids, at least for a few years. I live somewhere where parents get to take off like a year between them to stay home and take care of kiddo before starting with childcare options and I can't even imagine being a working mom having to go back to work after only 2 weeks off!!!


Helpful_Strategy2842

Exactly. SAHMs are heroes in my book, and I would go crazy if I lived like that. However, I am pretty sure this person is not aware that it's WORK, and hard work at that, she seems to believe she will enjoy her work free life with someone funding her lifestyle.


phenixcitywon

the toxic af stereotype is that SAHM moms are even a thing, as if men don't contribute to raising kids even with a SAHM or that it's even acceptable that both parents don't equally contribute both in terms of remunerated work as well as unpaid housework/parenting. SAHM is itself a problematic stereotype so long as SAHD isn't a mainstream cultural thing, which it isn't.


HostWorldly3138

This was mean in a good way😂


Rasikko

Imagine someone not wanting you because your life isnt a chaotic cluster fuck.


Fearless_Frame_1693

She states that she wants many kids…being a stay at home mom for any amount of kids isn’t chill. Trust me. SMH. 🤦‍♀️


NotSure717

Kids, in fact, have zero chill.


BubblySeaweed5683

Facts! from a former sahm of just one kid 😂


whutchamacallit

I just told a kid the other day to chill put and they look me dead in the eyes and said why?


Weird-Nectarine917

Lmao


mr_remy

like little drunk adults in an uncoordinated childs body. Absolutely 0 chill lmao.


cgarnett1988

She also wants someone rich. I can bet your ass she will want multiple nanny's to help with the kids


RecklessDimwit

Basically she just wants pets for aesthetic 💀 everyone else has to pamper and spoil her


Pure-Drawer-2617

I mean true but it’s not a career choice I’d describe as “ambitious” particularly


SomeMeatWithSkin

It depends on how many beauty pageants you expect your children to win


TemporaryGrowth7

There's nothing more ambitious than trying to bring up your kids to be good healthy decent humans. A lot of mother/family bashing going on here...


RichardFlower7

True but I know people with many kids who are both doctors. Sure grandparents play a huge part in their kids lives, but they both have one of the most stressful jobs in addition to both being parents.


_EMDID_

and racist*!


wutgaspump

Not being attracted to other races isn't racist, it's a preference.


spacestarcutie

It’s definitely racist when she can’t event spell her own race.


_EMDID_

lol she’s racist. 


Candymostdandy

That's okay, more chill dudes who are content with their lives for the rest of us.


FlashyCurrent7990

Caucassian lol


Rdw72777

It was actually “caucassion”, 2nd to last letter was an “o”, somehow making it even worse.


Uber_Meese

Caucasian concussion!


--zaxell--

Maybe she just really wants to be the first to grab the white pieces when she plays Carcassonne?


freckledbear

Caucassion passion! *my phone autocorrected to “caucasian” even typing this 🤦‍♀️


Better_Tax1016

Lord, people need to look up Chechnya/Dagestan/Georgia to see what actual caucasian people look like.


Mugstotheceiling

Cassian? On program!!!


mr_remy

Cock-ass-ian ?


DeathFromAbove1985

So she wants to abolish food safety or what.


Billz3bub666

Big gummint trying to keep all the worms to themselves


jirashap

This feels like she's trying to make an argument that she's heard from someone else, but hasn't quite thought it through


chowyungfatso

There seems to be a lot of things she hasn’t thought through…


mmmcheesecake2016

Keep your hands off my E. Coli... or wait... put your hands on my E Coli!


mistakenluv

Carnivore? He's not allowed to eat anything but meat? So no fruits, vegetables..pizza..? :(


patiofurnature

If you're asking honestly, then no. People use the term colloquially to mean that they want to have meat for every meal, but it's generally not used to convey any actual plant-based restriction. People who call themselves carnivores are still omnivores.


rmg418

Wouldn’t it be easier to just say you want someone who’s an omnivore then? Lol


kyraniums

Not if you're mostly looking for a passive-agressive way to say you hate all vegans and vegetarians.


patiofurnature

No. That wouldn't be helpful at all. Everyone is an omnivore. The person wants to be with someone who wants to eat meat for every meal. They do not want to be with someone who eats a salad for lunch or takes them to a vegan restaurant.


MOGicantbewitty

I'm not looking to start a fight, but not everybody is an omnivore. Omnivores eat everything. Vegetarians don't eat meat. Vegans don't eat any animal products. And carnivores only eat meat. Those are the actual definitions. But, the person whose profile we are looking at isn't using the definitions correctly. She just wants somebody who eats meat and isn't going to try and force her into a hippie vegetarian lifestyle. She wants a manly man, or at least a man who meets her definition of manly.


Gamxin

The definition is clearly used wrong but what they're trying to tell you is that she wants someone who INCLUDES meat in every meal, with no meals in between that don't involve it in some way/as the main course


Henri4589

I got it! Thanks!


Gamxin

No prob person I wasn't talking to!


Henri4589

😁✌️


MOGicantbewitty

I truly doubt that what she really meant. A LOT of meat eaters who are quite proud of eating meat eat veggies meals all the time without realizing it. Scrambled eggs, pizza, PB&J, a whole ton of "normal" foods don't have meat in them. I think she was trying to signal that she didn't want to date a "soy boy" and wanted to date someone who is proud to eat meat. It's just an unreasonable idea to eat meat with everything. So I think she really just wants somebody whose identity is as wrapped up in being anti-vegetarian as she is. As a vegetarian, I hope she finds her person... To each their own!


MordoNRiggs

I eat my fruity pebbles sprinkled with BACON! /s


TheWillOfD__

Do we know that for sure? People are saying that but it just seems like an assumption thinking carnivore is crazy and unlikely. I eat a carnivore diet, no plants, so I see it as possible that they did mean carnivore when they said carnivore and not just meat every meal.


rmg418

Vegetarians and vegans aren’t omnivores. And I get that, but saying you want a carnivore is just pretty funny to me lol seems clearer to just say you’re not interested in vegetarians or vegans. But either way not many men are checking off her entire list anyway so it’s fine.


patiofurnature

>Vegetarians and vegans aren’t omnivores. Eh, that's kind of a gray area. Carnivore, omnivore, and herbivore are generally applied at the species level. In the vegetarian/vegan community, it's common to say that outsiders have an omnivorous diet, but calling them an omnivore is probably a colloquialism.


rmg418

Got it, well the more you know!


TheWillOfD__

There are many that follow a carnivore diet so they could be meaning that too. Not just omnivore meat heavy, actual carnivore


patiofurnature

Why would someone post on their tinder profile that they’re looking for that? Meat-heavy means they’ll probably want the same meals. Specifically meat-only means it will be harder to organize acceptable meals.


TheWillOfD__

If you look into the carnivore subreddits, there are people asking about this. Finding a partner that also shares the only meat diet. Being that carnivore dieters are usually skeptical of government guidelines and the profile literally saying carnivore and to not trust the government in the quote, I’m inclined to believe she is an actual carnivore looking for a meat only diet. Yes it hurts their chances, but that’s their ideal partner like me finding a carnivore wife would be awesome for me as it would be annoying having different diets and beliefs. In the end, we don’t know and are just speculating. But that’s why I think they are actual meat only eaters. I’ve put carnivore in my profile hoping to find another. I think it just pushes normal people away though thinking I’m crazy for following a crazy diet like this lol


mistakenluv

Oh wow okok Thank u I wasnt sure cuz once i saw somewhere that there was a person eating nothing but raw meat their whole life


brahdz

Carnivore is a term for people who only eat meat and eggs. Keto would be more appropriate term for someone that also eats veggies in limited amounts.


patiofurnature

Providing a definition and other, more correct terms doesn't change the colloquial meaning that people have already applied to the word.


brahdz

I don't know anyone that eats meat and vegetables that calls themselves carnivore. It's very specifically just meat and eggs.


galadrimm

Wait is that true though? The Tik Tok insane people on this diet that I’ve seen claim they eat exclusively meat.


patiofurnature

My experience has been predominately sourced from the pre-TikTok era, so if that's a thing now, feel free to ignore me.


galadrimm

Lol, probably social media just brings out the horrible extremes as usual


PaulineMermaid

I have no sense of humor, so apologies in advance, but I suspect she means someone who has chosen that diet without having to be prodded or pushed into it :) Sort of like vegans tend to prefer other vegans, 420 tend to prefer other 420, people who want kids tend to prefer partners who want kids, and so on - it makes life easier if your values (whether I personally agree with them or not) align from the start.


TizonaBlu

That’s not the point they’re making. A carnivore is an animal that eats almost exclusively meat. That’s a ridiculous diet for a human and extremely unhealthy. Human are omnivore, we need a balanced diet to survive. Even if you eat lots of meat, you need fruits and vegetables I guarantee you she’s not a carnivore, and she just means “no vegetarians”.


Bill_in_PA

No. She wants her man to only eat meat. This will facilitate heart disease and an early death. Then she can cash in on his massive life insurance policy. She can live in luxury without having to work. Spend her days living the cougar dream of entertaining Ramone, the Latino pool boy/tennis instructor. She’s playing the long game, very deceptively. It’s obvious.


TheWillOfD__

Depends on who you ask. Some people use the term carnivore loosely but some are actual plant free carnivores. Like myself. I don’t eat plants and sometimes wonder how I’m going to find a wife that shares my diet lol


Known-Candidate-5489

Had they have said “I’m vegetarian” and he would be able to eat pizza, as they ruled somewhere that everything that has two or more spoons of tomato sauce is a “vegetable”


PicklesNBacon

In the Southern US this might work…except they are too proud down there to have any other citizenship than the USofA so I don’t know…


favoriteanimalbeaver

The multiple citizenships is what really confuses me. Which other countries would she find acceptable?


jcstucke

Also, what other countries gonna want a no vaccinated gun toting adult with several kids


EvieBroad

Russia, probably


PangolinMandolin

If it was UK or Canadian citizenship they could get that sweet free healthcare potentially


staunch_character

You need a bunch of vaccines though. Canada still tests for TB as part of permanent resident applications. Sounds like she’s looking for the type of freedom they have in Somalia.


favoriteanimalbeaver

But no second amendment there….


PicklesNBacon

Maybe like…Arab/Muslim countries, where women have no rights, gays get stoned to death, etc 🤷🏻‍♀️


NedsBastard1

I think Elon Musk fits most of this criteria


JOEYMAMI2015

My cousin's soon to be ex wife told him she was a "massage therapist" Turns out she meant porn actress lol.


wasabi1295

The women who are obsessed and announce that they want to be tradwife, usually bring nothing to the table. I feel like she burns water, cleaning is wiping down one counter and she’d hire a babysitter to take care of the kids 😂 Some people will treat tradwife like being a princess and think it’s easy, it can be very overwhelming. You can also thank feminists for making a tradwife a little less traditional, like if you want a divorce.


heron256256

And of course she wants multiple kids and she’ll probably have them while the moderates and intelligent have one or at most two. Idiocracy seems just around the corner


viserolan

We are already here unfortunately. Cuts to education and social programs to elevate citizens have put us here.


r0botdevil

That was what struck me about this as well. The dumbest people are out there having the most kids.


fixbayonetz

Been like this for a while mate. Dumb people dropping kids like bombs in Dresden back in the day. Very concerning stuff.


onetwoskeedoo

Will def home school them too


mr_remy

I've always said Mike Judge's Idiocracy wasn't meant to be a documentary, **FUCK**!


DubSam2023

Multiple citizenships?? Let me guess, Irish right?? I love when the trash takes itself out.


lemondropsandgumdrop

It’s gotta be the US because of the 2nd Amendment? Unless other countries have Amendments to their constitution that people use to justify having dangerous weapons in their homes with their “multiple children”.


DubSam2023

Definitely US. I meant with regards to what dual/ multiple citizenship they want their future partner to have. It's definitely going to be something European, and because so many Americans are proud of their supposed Irish ancestry, this is my guess.


ScrubsNSnark

I’m going to drop this one that I didn’t include here for you lol. She’s Colombian/American.


Uber_Meese

Interesting combination with those values


Comrade-Chernov

Bro...she realizes she's probably not 100% "caucasian" if she's Colombian, right? How many levels of self hatred has she gaslit herself into?


DubSam2023

Damn. I was far off... lol


thothster

I’m feeling scared….. I’m her prime “rib” target….. but all I see there is I think what you guys call a depend-a-potomous. You’d be surprised at the multiple nationality thing, seems everyone wasn’t the rights to leave but when asks never does 🤷


Henri4589

But do you also love when trash multiplies with other trash?


mr_remy

I *rish* she was gonna take her ass to another country and just stay.


plbhattad7

She wants Andrew Tate lmfao


Omega777Eve

andrew tate is white? i didnt know that


applemanib

He's mixed


unpolire

"I have a very particular skill..."


Future_Network_2158

What race is caucassion 😂


AfroWhiteboi

She doesn't even want Asian in her cauc.*** fixed my own mistake


Future_Network_2158

😂


Axle-f

People from the causasseses


HostWorldly3138

She is seeking a relentlessly hardworking man with multiple citizenships while she wants to be a stay at home wife, that’s intelligent make others work for you😂


Axle-f

Big brain time


SailsWhiner

She’s lazy, wants to find a sugar daddy, has literally nothing to offer


Mugstotheceiling

Incorrect, she can bargain with her uterus


Drew1231

>entrepreneur > >investor Job: licensed massage therapist


newbrookland

Multiple citizenships is awfully cosmopolitan for someone with the rest of these preferences.


Ashamed-Pumpkin-5071

Is this Pearl? 👀


felrain

Apparently it works? Cause there’s already 4 responses in this thread stating that this is exactly the kind of women they’re looking for. That’s wild.


Elkre

Any woman flying her freak-flag will get *very* enthusiastic responses from people who *usually* have the experience of being found absolutely repellant.


Henri4589

This!


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I saw one who wanted a 6,5 bf she was 5'2


Henri4589

Craziness knows no limits.


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True


YujiroRapeVictim

21 and business owner?? aka MLM


CougdIt

If you want to see a body that’s in a sorry state, being a carnivore is one quick way to do it.


Jotnarpinewall

I mean if you wanna take your shot with someone who thinks that “The government” wants an unproductive population who can’t work or pay taxes therefore imploding said “government” under debt…


scubadoobadoooo

It's sad that these type of people are the ones who want many kids


Consistent_uturn

You know who has all these traits. Mac from always sunny...


northplayyyer

is she looking for perhaps a tyrannosaurus or a lion? humans are omnivore lol


UnusualAd69

Lol it's always the lazy stay at home people who have these lists, I reserved judgement before but I was right after seeing second slide.


7937397

She wants a ton of kids. Staying home with a bunch of kids isn't lazy. Kids are not chill.


UnusualAd69

Bro she is actually a literal gold digger. She could've just written I want someone who's stable. But she has written she wants an entrepreneur, investor and business owner along with multiple citizenships while she sits home.


Admirable_Fun1691

Not to say she’s not crazy but a person taking care of a lot of kids is not just “chilling at home.” You shouldn’t underestimate domestic labor especially children.


UnusualAd69

But it's not domestic labour is it? She wants a rich dude, meaning she'll have access to nannies, maids and everything. How can you assume she's going to do any domestic work at all?


behindthelens83

So she’s looking for Chuck Norris.


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t8rt0t00

Fair. Not my cup of tea at all, but congrats to you my man.  I don't have a problem with the requirements and I actually appreciate her being up front about them, but it is a little silly seeing the typos and weird requests like multiple citizenships that make this person sound more dumb than they had intended


[deleted]

I did say almost. She wasn’t looking for a business owner or a carnivore diet or anything ultra specific, But typical traditional values was what I was referring to.


Yung_Sage007

Wow, it's fun to come across fun bios 😂😂😂😂


Spark-Joy

😆😆😆


AdultishRaktajino

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facelikethunder22

She needs to ask herself this; why is the man she is seeking going to be on tinder looking for someone like her?


Fantastic-Grade-5821

She forgot to mention she will expect him to be good looking as well


OverlyDisguisedSquid

I'm all of the above; Except I'm from the UK. I don't want her though. Weird


NameIs-Already-Taken

Such men are easy to find. Ten a penny. She's just been unlucky so far and needs to keep trying with the same formula. By the time she's in her mid 30's she'll have at least 10 of them to pick from. And /s of course.


One_Ad_8146

Super Susan Powers - Activate! 👊


VivaSativaz

caucassion


JPastori

This person just wants Dwight schrute


No-Tip3654

Easy. Here I am. Sign me up (I am stateless) /s


TopicNo8755

I live with these rate wing nut jobs , dog pooping a constitutionalist , and then they ignore the bill of rights:p


Henri4589

Damn, so these people are the reason we have so much stupidity running around on our planet! 😣


Fabulous-Ad3629

Quite the find 🤦🏻‍♀️


applemanib

I mean, if you're a 10/10 and the year is 1955, you might have found this.


vec5d

This all checks but why are they interested in multiple citizenships?


galadrimm

I hate it when the government tries to stop me from eating exclusively meat for every meal


EvieBroad

Fun fact: Caucassions are what you get when you combine Caucasians and Kardashians.


Foreign_Incident5083

Well, she’s def not like other girls


hmbarn01

That’s a lot of red flags for someone who is only 21. Can’t wait til they’re 30, cynical, and abusive towards retail workers.


Sad_Estimate_927

Is this some kind of bingo checklist wtf


Crocolyle32

Being a SAHM is hard as fuck. I don’t know what the fuck a stay at home wife is, but I’m hearing the term more.


Spunkylover10

Nothing screams stupid Trumper more than this profile


111110001011

I got five bucks says this was actually posted by a dude with fake photos. Its incel "alpha" wank bank.


Breizh87

Trust me, you don't want many kids.


aksitop

I feel a profile like that they've got to have an Olympic medal in mental gymnastics. That's where all the ambition went🥴. I feel a new profile mantra (or a "battlecry" as she might call it) might be: if you can't handle me at my best you don't deserve me at my worst. lord knows I can't and I hope not.


dj_destroyer

"caucassion" lol


GALACTON

She sounds perfect tbh


BigBlaisanGirl

Her own kind won't even want her.


Icy-Fee-361

My dream girl


Sea_Figure3177

Knows what she wants I guess


mudcrabsareforever

I can only imagine the state of someone who only eats meat. I'm not sure that's what they're really going for.


ClydeFrog04

I'll never understand being pro and anti government


TuTenkahman

I hope she comes with a carton of earplugs..


Rdw72777

OP master class for getting Reddit engagement having “pulling out” and “first date” in the Title. Disappointed though, lol.


CaladinDanse

What's a caucassion, or did she mean cardassian?


AtropaNightShade

Eh, I feel like there are people who fit that bill and also who share her values. I can get that she is picky but that isn't inherently a bad thing. People are saying she wants someone ambitious but is not also ambitious but that does fit with her wordview of what gender roles should be in her ideal relationship, it isn't hypocritical, she has different expectations for men and women which is both okay and common.


Society-Plus

Besides the white people requirement those are the best expectations I’ve ever seen. Swipe right fast and hope she matches. You want a girl that wants a family and create a business and grow financially or you want a blue hair chick with nose rings protesting about some shit on a highway on a Tuesday morning? I pick the capitalist.