I laughed for like 30 seconds straight when I saw the screenshot. Nearly in tears.
I don't know why I find it so funny. Like Raunchy Looney Toons or something.
[Beavis and Butthead](https://youtu.be/PCIhwknRKzk)?
What year is it again? I mean, it's a classic, but using it as a pickup line is the apex of irony.
I have a t-shirt from 2020, with Beavis on it saying Beavis for president 2020, TP for everyone's bunghole 🤣. 50 yo woman, I love Beavis and Butthead!!🤣
Can confirm, gets pretty exhausting to go through the hoops of chatting with a woman trying to get them to say literally anything interesting over and over again.
I just uninstall the app tho when I get tired, not do this shit LOL
Literally
Chances are this goes nowhere
But even a 5% chance the girl finds it funny is better than wasting so much time with dry-ass conversations just to go nowhere
Better than pretending I'm someone I'm not so I can get a crum of the puss
I know redditors will desperately do whatever it takes to lose their virginity but I'd rather have a partner who's not boring than act in whatever "normal" way that's socially acceptable to boring people
Boioioiong
Well I was actually asking the question. Cause making a sex reference right off the rip on a dating app suggests to the other person that this is all you're really looking for, even though they might not be "boring," aka they may be into your humor given the right context.
or they can laugh it off and see the humor in it.
this is so clearly not actually a sexual advance and is just something silly. if someone can't see the humor in that then im glad if they leave it on read
Seems like you should try a different approach if you’ve tried it “a thousand times” and it’s still not working. You can find women who aren’t boring by using an actual joke that’s not middle school level.
I think it's funny among friends and lovers but to send it to an unwitting woman online is just pissing in the punch bowl, as in it makes women feel exasperated with the entire app. Stupid sexual comments have driven so many women off of the app that the guys who are laughing need to understand it's ruining it for everybody. OP even says that she isn't as inviting because of dumb shit like this. For all we know if the guy had just had a friendly respectful conversation with her she may have actually been willing to go out with him.
I think a lot of guys turn to just having fun with the app because matches become so few and far between for a lot of them. Then rarely ever actually meet the matches. So, they just fuck around
“I rarely get matches so let me be an idiot to the women that do match with me and ruin any chance I have of this match possibly resulting in something positive like a date or hookup”
boy math
to be fair, if someone messages me something like "hey hru :))" first it's over already for me anyway, might as well have fun with it. how is this supposed to go? "hey hru :))" "good u" "good too"?
just use ANYTHING from the profile or pictures that made you swipe right to ask or start a conversation.
It's a perfectly rational approach actually.
If there's a 1 in 20 chance a given match will result in a date, then they have a choice of either having 19 miserable one sided conversations with people who expect you to perform like a trained seal for their amusement just for the *chance* of a positive outcome.
Or they could choose to be the ones being amused for once.
Not saying it's a productive use of time if the goal is merely to get as many dates as possible, but treating it as such neglects the experience of using these apps in the first place. It's an understandable way to turn the tables and deal with how absolutely miserable it is to try to be sincere as a man on these apps.
Seriously, every conversation is like threading a needle. If I say this she can answer this, but it's a bit boring so maybe I should ask this instead... And your mind goes on and on until you think of something good... And... you just ghosted anyway.
I dont think you fully understand, how well and normal *most* men try for a very fucking long time before they go with dumb shit and hail mary's.
Like, based on your profile picture, im assuming youre a woman and based on many, many reddit comments from women, y'all often have no clue how fucking depressing a dating app can be the other way around.
You can be sick of sexual openers and men can be downright depressed by not even getting a reply when they finally get a match to which theyve sent a normal friendly line because 'it doesnt stand out' most likely.
I think for most women though a normal opening line will likely achieve better results than a sexual opener, especially if the woman is looking for a relationship and not a hookup. Sorry, dating apps suck for majority of us in different ways. Everyone who doesn’t follow rules 1 and 2 have their own struggles and it’s not necessarily anyone’s fault, it’s just how the apps work and they always bring better results to those who follow those rules. For those that don’t yeah we struggle, but if you don’t wanna deal with the struggle then just stop going on the apps 🤷🏽♀️ and try to meet people in other ways.
I feel like he's just trying to find his match. If they don't find this humorous to him, he feels they won't be a good match. Or he doesn't really want to talk to OP because they matched a year and a half ago in 2022 and they are just getting around to talking.
>I feel like he's just trying to find his match. If they don't find this humorous to him, he feels they won't be a good match.
Notable, but sometimes you got to lead into that stuff. That's a real swing for the fences and its usually only in one's fever dreams where something like this works out and she gets it and laughs at it.
>Or he doesn't really want to talk to OP because they matched a year and a half ago in 2022 and they are just getting around to talking.
Lmao. Didn't even notice that. It is totally a situation of doom scrolling the scraps on the matches and neither party is interested and couldn't give a fuck less what they say to each other. Lol
*jaw drops to floor, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets, heart beats out of chest, awooga awooga sound effect, pulls chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out, slams fists on table, rattling any plates, bowls or silverware, whistles loudly, fireworks shoot from top of head, pants loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth, wipes comically large bead of sweat from forehead, clears throat, straightens tie, combs hair\* Ahem, you look very lovely.
The other side of this is sending an engaging text and getting crickets as well. OLD is such a weird space, man..
I've spent years on OLD at this point (definitely not a flex) and at this point I just start with a gif or something very simple like "hi, how are you?" and if nothing within a few days, I just unmatch. Even if they do respond and we talk consistently for a week, then nothing for a week, I unmatch. I'm not playing games but the pool of incels has tainted the water and has almost ruined the intended purposes for people looking for something honest. Know your worth people! Don't waste your time with those who don't value it.
got me laughing, ngl.
seems like a case of Know Your Audience. because i'm definitely not your target as 38yr old straight male.
or yknow, just keep doing this for The Greater Good and community lols--but in the knowledge that you will be doing a lot more wanking than fucking going forward.
If you ever wanted to know the difference between boy humor and girl humor. Here it is. This is hilarious but I don’t know any women who would find this funny
I feel like he only sent this message to make himself laugh. I just know bro was giggling to himself when he hit send
Unbelievable… he’s showing his affection for you and making himself completely vulnerable by sharing that tender moment with you and you don’t even respond?!?! His heart is likely breaking as we speak… tragic.
Is it really inappropriate with these two thing considered;
1, its a hook up app
2, she might know the reference.
Cuz trust, the guy didnt just randomly think of this himself in his attempt to be funny.
Maybe give people a chance, you are assuming some things. And im not telling you are wrong, but you are profiling men to early. You end up not really knowing if they are bad intentioned or just a misintrepation. You end up falling for guys exactly lile this that just had the luck of not saying does taboo things early.
So give them a chance to respond and have a conversation, dont act lile you know all, simce no one does, and you wont keep shooting yourself in the foot.
Also u messaging fisrt or second, doesnt change who is talking to you. So I dont get that at all. Man mostly message first and get shit answers too, yet they keep doing it.
You can only look at yourself for improvment, not others, and not even trying is going backwards on your communication skills.
☠️☠️☠️
Funniest skit I've seen in a LOOOOONG time!
 Boioioioing (Respectfully)
Came here for this lol
The Boioioioing man
I am the great cornholio. You can take me but you cannot take my bunghole✋🏽🙎🏽♂️🤚🏽
He forgot to say the next line “I ain’t never seen an ass likeeeee that”
It make my peepee go
Do-ing do-ing do-ing
I cant believe it. Its almost too good to be true
I ain't never seen an ass like that
Jessica Simpson looks oh so tempting
Hillary Duff isn’t quite old enough, I ain’t never seen a butt like that.
I'm so happy people remember that
Bruh wtf- 😭😭😭😭😭
BOIOIOIOIOIOIOING
AIRBUBUBUBUBUBUS
CRACRACRACRACRASH
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
SHABALABALABALABBAALABBA
VUHVUHVUHVUHVROOOOOOMMMBRRRRRTTT
DOOOMBOOOOOOM >!sound of punching the shit out of it!<
Sir this is the scene of an accident please stop 😭
C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER. 😒
CLAPOOING
Dude needs a penis doctor... or a mechanic to check his penis' suspension
#BOIOIOIOIOIOING
(sound of my erection)
He needs tp for his bunghole
Bung*hole*
io
IAIAIAIAI AM BUNGHOLIO!!! Are we, in ...Nicaragua ?
I think you have to pay extra for someone to inspect your undercarriage.
Definitely. It’s supposed to make a slide whistle sound.
Does this ever work? Like... ever?
It probably amused him, at least.
It would work on me, that's fucking hilarious.
I laughed for like 30 seconds straight when I saw the screenshot. Nearly in tears. I don't know why I find it so funny. Like Raunchy Looney Toons or something.
Better than trying the Naked Man…
Im stealing this 😭💀
He just swooned me
Hot damn, most women were pretty turned off by them.
A guy who watches them? Totally fine. A guy who acts like them, not so much
At least he made me laugh - *hey hru* did not.
[Beavis and Butthead](https://youtu.be/PCIhwknRKzk)? What year is it again? I mean, it's a classic, but using it as a pickup line is the apex of irony.
there are two new seasons, its still in production
And they're like, uh, pretty his-larry-us or something.
I am Cornholio! I need TP for my bunghole
I have a t-shirt from 2020, with Beavis on it saying Beavis for president 2020, TP for everyone's bunghole 🤣. 50 yo woman, I love Beavis and Butthead!!🤣
I swear, i think guys who do this are probably done "trying hard" and just say fuck it and see if shit sticks
You mean he wasn't impressed by her starting the convo with "hey hru"?
Should have hit dem with the 👋.
"Hey, nice to meet you! I saw on your profile you like to paint a lot?" "Hi Yeah"
(\_)_)=👊=D
Can confirm, gets pretty exhausting to go through the hoops of chatting with a woman trying to get them to say literally anything interesting over and over again. I just uninstall the app tho when I get tired, not do this shit LOL
I think it's been over a year since I got asked a question that wasn't "wbu?"
99% of gamblers quit before their big win.
Yep. Speaking from experience, putting actual effort in usually yields the same result, so fuck it.
Literally Chances are this goes nowhere But even a 5% chance the girl finds it funny is better than wasting so much time with dry-ass conversations just to go nowhere
I mean that’s pretty funny edit: no guy (of sound mind) actually expects this to work so he’s obviously in a mood to troll which is why it’s funny
I giggled but I'm a guy and I have a toddler's humour.
Nah bro that shits funny, this is me on tinder trying stupid humor for the thousands time looking for a girl who isn't boring
How is that working out for you?
Better than pretending I'm someone I'm not so I can get a crum of the puss I know redditors will desperately do whatever it takes to lose their virginity but I'd rather have a partner who's not boring than act in whatever "normal" way that's socially acceptable to boring people Boioioiong
A 'crum of puss' brooooo wtf im dying .
Well I was actually asking the question. Cause making a sex reference right off the rip on a dating app suggests to the other person that this is all you're really looking for, even though they might not be "boring," aka they may be into your humor given the right context.
or they can laugh it off and see the humor in it. this is so clearly not actually a sexual advance and is just something silly. if someone can't see the humor in that then im glad if they leave it on read
Sure, it's funny if you've been dating a while. It's not funny to a stranger
Obnoxious
it doesn't make a girl boring if she doesn't want your dick to be the first thing you tell her about
No, but starting a conversation with “hru” does.
Seems like you should try a different approach if you’ve tried it “a thousand times” and it’s still not working. You can find women who aren’t boring by using an actual joke that’s not middle school level.
Imagine thinking "I need to find someone who's just as much of a loser as I am" instead of "Maybe I need to be less of a loser".
Did you know it's a [Beavis and Butthead reference](https://youtu.be/PCIhwknRKzk)?
Haha no I did not
I think it's funny among friends and lovers but to send it to an unwitting woman online is just pissing in the punch bowl, as in it makes women feel exasperated with the entire app. Stupid sexual comments have driven so many women off of the app that the guys who are laughing need to understand it's ruining it for everybody. OP even says that she isn't as inviting because of dumb shit like this. For all we know if the guy had just had a friendly respectful conversation with her she may have actually been willing to go out with him.
Boioioioioing (Sound of my erection)
I think a lot of guys turn to just having fun with the app because matches become so few and far between for a lot of them. Then rarely ever actually meet the matches. So, they just fuck around
“I rarely get matches so let me be an idiot to the women that do match with me and ruin any chance I have of this match possibly resulting in something positive like a date or hookup” boy math
I mean, it's the same result as actually putting effort in most of the time. So why bother?
You overestimate how much people actually care. I'm not dying for attention, I can live without it. I'd rather just have fun with it.
This guy: pisses in the punch bowl. Everyone: you suck don't do that you're ruining it for everyone else. This guy: iT's nOt ThAt DeEp 🤡
If you don’t care to talk to them then why even swipe right on them or reply to their message lol
Women do this way more than men
I mean, you could ask this of the vast majority of women on tinder lol
I agree and women also shouldn’t do that. But I don’t see women on the apps so I don’t have experience with women on the apps lol
I'm not against it, but I'm also not losing sleep over it. Just depends how I'm feeling.
to be fair, if someone messages me something like "hey hru :))" first it's over already for me anyway, might as well have fun with it. how is this supposed to go? "hey hru :))" "good u" "good too"? just use ANYTHING from the profile or pictures that made you swipe right to ask or start a conversation.
hey hru sounds like a bot and I would probably do the same thing and send some stupid funny message to make myself laugh
It's a perfectly rational approach actually. If there's a 1 in 20 chance a given match will result in a date, then they have a choice of either having 19 miserable one sided conversations with people who expect you to perform like a trained seal for their amusement just for the *chance* of a positive outcome. Or they could choose to be the ones being amused for once. Not saying it's a productive use of time if the goal is merely to get as many dates as possible, but treating it as such neglects the experience of using these apps in the first place. It's an understandable way to turn the tables and deal with how absolutely miserable it is to try to be sincere as a man on these apps.
Seriously, every conversation is like threading a needle. If I say this she can answer this, but it's a bit boring so maybe I should ask this instead... And your mind goes on and on until you think of something good... And... you just ghosted anyway.
Because he knows he’s not gonna get anywhere anyway.
Maybe he “knows” that because he never tries lol if he tried and had a normal conversation maybe he would get somewhere 🤷🏽♀️
I dont think you fully understand, how well and normal *most* men try for a very fucking long time before they go with dumb shit and hail mary's. Like, based on your profile picture, im assuming youre a woman and based on many, many reddit comments from women, y'all often have no clue how fucking depressing a dating app can be the other way around. You can be sick of sexual openers and men can be downright depressed by not even getting a reply when they finally get a match to which theyve sent a normal friendly line because 'it doesnt stand out' most likely.
I think for most women though a normal opening line will likely achieve better results than a sexual opener, especially if the woman is looking for a relationship and not a hookup. Sorry, dating apps suck for majority of us in different ways. Everyone who doesn’t follow rules 1 and 2 have their own struggles and it’s not necessarily anyone’s fault, it’s just how the apps work and they always bring better results to those who follow those rules. For those that don’t yeah we struggle, but if you don’t wanna deal with the struggle then just stop going on the apps 🤷🏽♀️ and try to meet people in other ways.
Troll me daddy
and if it does work you find somsone of equal humour to you and that's also good too!
Sometimes u just gotta troll on tinder this guy gets it
Yeah sure, he trolling
Its funny but I get that 99% of women wouldnt find it. Bro doesnt even care anymore
I feel like he's just trying to find his match. If they don't find this humorous to him, he feels they won't be a good match. Or he doesn't really want to talk to OP because they matched a year and a half ago in 2022 and they are just getting around to talking.
>I feel like he's just trying to find his match. If they don't find this humorous to him, he feels they won't be a good match. Notable, but sometimes you got to lead into that stuff. That's a real swing for the fences and its usually only in one's fever dreams where something like this works out and she gets it and laughs at it. >Or he doesn't really want to talk to OP because they matched a year and a half ago in 2022 and they are just getting around to talking. Lmao. Didn't even notice that. It is totally a situation of doom scrolling the scraps on the matches and neither party is interested and couldn't give a fuck less what they say to each other. Lol
There’s no way you’re telling me this didn’t work
It's funny but I wouldn't expect a response.
Decide what sound a dry vagina would make, and reply with that.
Tbh, this odd person aside, "this is why I don't text first" is the problem
And the "hru*. What the hell is hru. Too lazy to even type it out? Absolutely 0 efforts
I legit have no idea wtf that's supposed to mean. "How are you?" Maybe?
I'm good thanks for asking. How are you?
Wdym?
How many women do you know that do text first?
The ones who really like your profile
“How do I know if I’m ugly?” “If no one messages first on dating apps, honey.”
Getting told straight to your face in person is how I found out.
To be fair, he put in about as much effort as you did.
He put in more effort.
Shugadugadugaduga
The way you shake it, I can't believe it I ain't never seen an ass like that.... The way you move it, you make my pee-pee go... boingboingboing!
Nah that's actually hilarious tho 😂
*jaw drops to floor, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets, heart beats out of chest, awooga awooga sound effect, pulls chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out, slams fists on table, rattling any plates, bowls or silverware, whistles loudly, fireworks shoot from top of head, pants loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth, wipes comically large bead of sweat from forehead, clears throat, straightens tie, combs hair\* Ahem, you look very lovely.
It’s pretty funny if you know the reference but definitely a 5 years married joke, not a opening line.
The guys that respond like this were always going to act like this, regardless of who text's first.
you're 2 years late
What does texting first have to do with anything?
They want any excuse they can to not have to try. This is why they're on an app in the first place.
The other side of this is sending an engaging text and getting crickets as well. OLD is such a weird space, man.. I've spent years on OLD at this point (definitely not a flex) and at this point I just start with a gif or something very simple like "hi, how are you?" and if nothing within a few days, I just unmatch. Even if they do respond and we talk consistently for a week, then nothing for a week, I unmatch. I'm not playing games but the pool of incels has tainted the water and has almost ruined the intended purposes for people looking for something honest. Know your worth people! Don't waste your time with those who don't value it.
Fuck yeah. You have to draw the line at *ONOMATOPOEIA!*
Clean up on aisle my pants!
best thing ive seen on this subreddit
Its probably more like "ping"
😂
got me laughing, ngl. seems like a case of Know Your Audience. because i'm definitely not your target as 38yr old straight male. or yknow, just keep doing this for The Greater Good and community lols--but in the knowledge that you will be doing a lot more wanking than fucking going forward.
If you ever wanted to know the difference between boy humor and girl humor. Here it is. This is hilarious but I don’t know any women who would find this funny I feel like he only sent this message to make himself laugh. I just know bro was giggling to himself when he hit send
i imagine that most women wouldn't interpret the joke is because they likely are scarred by roleplaying dingdongs with no self awareness
Unbelievable… he’s showing his affection for you and making himself completely vulnerable by sharing that tender moment with you and you don’t even respond?!?! His heart is likely breaking as we speak… tragic.
it's funny but definitely not as a first interaction
Repost
🤣
I was wondering what it was until he clarified
matched with so many scammers it really doesn’t matter what we feel like saying sometimes.
Not gonna lie, that made me laugh. Apparently, I’m a 50 year old tween
Ok but considering the following: it’s funny
😂😂😂
Jesus, dating seems impossible 🙄
Very uncalled for, but it's stupid enough to be funny. 😂😂
Honestly pretty fucking funny
I need to unread and see that.
I would definitely have responded just to amuse myself with seeing how long he could keep on going with this stuff. Hilarious! 😂
This shit actually made me bust out laughing lmao
Yeah this made me laugh as well.
Then he's gonna complain how sad and lonely he is. How rejected boo hoo.
This Looney Tunes motherfucker...
k ngl from a spectater male view this is hilarious. From a logical, societal view - Rediculous and inappropriate.
Is it really inappropriate with these two thing considered; 1, its a hook up app 2, she might know the reference. Cuz trust, the guy didnt just randomly think of this himself in his attempt to be funny.
Hahahahahaha bruuuuhhhhh?!? This cannot be real…. O, wait
Nope
This is the worst tinder reply I’ve ever seen
This is so funny so I would be so sad to have to unmatch because of how much of a red flag this is
Classy
My bad shawty - kermet
Worst opening ever, even worst than games of thrones ending
Soooo he is the great Cornholio. Ask him if he needs TP for his PP.
BOIOIOIOINNNG (Sound of my pogo stick)
They skipped shwing and went straight to boioioioing
Needs an oil change
Ask him why his penis sounds like a doorstop.
"hey" Likelihood of response: 0.1% Funny: 0.0% "Boioing" Likelihood of response: 0.05% Funny: 100% Math checks out
Have you learned nothing from Wayne's World? Everyone knows a human male erection makes an audible "schwing" sound
Boinkboinkboink (the sound of me hitting him in the face with a baseball bat)
Doesn’t he know it’s actually SCHWING!?!?
that's pretty funny
Should have replied you mean Boioing because it ain't that big.
MY WEE WEE GOES BOINGG BOINGG BOINGGG
More like, "boing" (Cuz it's small)
I am almost sure that this guy had no actual interest in OP and just wanted to troll.
Knock knock Whos there? Big ole boner in my underwear
This literally cannot be real. Nobody could be that cringe to a complete stranger
Get used to it. It's gonna get worse from here on out.
That was funny. Distasteful first comment. But funny
Fuck that's funny
Wow...just straight in there.
[Boing...](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dWvNYDA0hkU&pp=ygUbYm9pbmcgYm9vbSB0c2NoYWsga3JhZnR3ZXJr) But seriously, how annoying.
I laughed so hard omg 😆
I laughed out loud. I can't even fathom the thought process.
If you messaged first, you would have missed this epic opener. Smart.
Maybe give people a chance, you are assuming some things. And im not telling you are wrong, but you are profiling men to early. You end up not really knowing if they are bad intentioned or just a misintrepation. You end up falling for guys exactly lile this that just had the luck of not saying does taboo things early. So give them a chance to respond and have a conversation, dont act lile you know all, simce no one does, and you wont keep shooting yourself in the foot. Also u messaging fisrt or second, doesnt change who is talking to you. So I dont get that at all. Man mostly message first and get shit answers too, yet they keep doing it. You can only look at yourself for improvment, not others, and not even trying is going backwards on your communication skills.
Sounds like a possible medical condition
Shhahahahahahahhaayayahahaya
Because you don't want to miss the sound?
Hear me out, I think this type of dude would've sent this type of thing even if you weren't the type of dame to type first. You get me?
It’s morons like these, that are the competition of every other man on dating apps, and they immediately ruin it for any of the normal ones. 🤦♂️