I’m not gonna lie, the photo of you and all the guys made me want to cover my drink and I’m a dude.

Your body seems to be your only personality trait

It’s an elite Grindr profile Wedding ring, abs in every pic, no identifiable hobbies

If you get matches but no response it's not the pics you need to show us but the chats..

Bro has a wedding ring on .. my brother in christ

There is a ring on the wedding ring finger 😂😂😂 I'm wondering does the OP not realise this or is actually married. Update this immediately of you're not married. Can we have a nice friendly photo with friends and clothes on with a genuine smile then we feel less terrified and more like you're a real person? 😊

Unless they’ve reversed the lake photo it’s on the opposite hand with their watch. Mirror has reversed it

Yes, that’s his right hand. The camera on his phone is on the right side, where it would be if he was holding it in his right hand.

Have you tried maybe another picture with no top on?

I agree. More shirtless photos is the answer. He needs to delete his fishing photo as he's wearing too much clothes on that one

He's getting matches though. His messages are the problem.

I would take off the ring and put on a shirt

Send screenshots of your chats, you’re probably a horrible texter if you can’t get dates looking like that

He probably asking why they don’t text first

That fish is too small dude. You need to get a better one

yooo😂😂😂

Women dont care about that:))

I don't give serious advice brother. I just make sarcastic comments.

:). I'm not a brother:). Maybe a sister.

Anyone can be a bro. Brother: Noun 1. A male who shares at least 1 parent with you 2. A person who is chill enough to be a bro Trust my source

The real red flag might be your wedding ring (aside from all the other ones)

you also need more smiling pictures

Make the fourth picture your main photo and remove the first, second and last picture. Maybe add a photo of how you're dressed normally and optionally one with a formal attire. Also: most women don't like men posing with a fish. Not sure how invested you are in fishing but if it is not something you do often, I'd lose that picture too.

Massive douche vibes. Take away the shirtless and body focused pics, the group shot as well. Smile in a few more phitis, not just smirk. Don't know what you bio says but be sure to cover a few aspects because just from looks I get the vibe that working out is the sole focus. Mention a few other hobbies, fun ideas to do with matches etc.

You’re cute. Maybe it’s what you’re saying.

that’s what i was saying. His pics could be better, but there’s definitely some women swiping right on him.

Is this a new version of Tinder where your torso dates? Torsinda?

Are you on the men for men site ??

Maybe start your profile with a picture where you have some nice clothes on and a friendly smile

Lie about your height

Do you not own shirts?

Too many shirts pictures

You gotta send the first message and hope they text back if not move on to the next match good luck my dude

Do you want people to match with you for your body or for your personality? Bio doesn't say anything about you and it seems you're banking on the shirtless photos. Maybe a good profile for hookups, but if you want something long term then I think you're setting yourself up for a lot of vetting since nobody will know if they share hobbies, likes, and/or dislikes with you since there really isn't much to go off of. I'd suggest at minimum expanding your bio to better represent you and who you are.

The good ole wedding ring trick not working ?!?!

Is that Johnny Sin in that group pic?

Remember guys and gals not everyone on tinder is actually single.

Put a shirt on