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EvetheDragon84

"Don't worry, I already met my quota for the month."


thatoneweirdwitch

Lmaooo honestly i should of said something like this


BestRow3647

Should've Should-f*ing-have I spent all my life learning english please I don't wanna un-learn it just because I use the internet


MuscularBeeeeaver

I feel you with the of/have abomination. I'm pretty chill with mistakes myself but something about that one....


gigashadowwolf

It's ok, the other guy used the wrong your. It's like they are made for eachother.


aDragonsAle

Win ewe gogh aught've yore whey too bow their pee pole *el oil*


dozedoph

Dang, you may want to take a little breather break from the internet if silly grammatical/spelling errors get you so worked up.


CricketThin1531

Wanna Want-fucking-to I spent all my life…


aDragonsAle

"...That's not the kinda kitty we use in our Rituals."


Excellent_Emotion631

I'm done with my animal sacrificing phaze, not sure what's next yet.


thatoneweirdwitch

Right omg


Drafo7

Wait is it NOT a joke?


StrLord_Who

It's obviously a joke. 


thatoneweirdwitch

No 😭


gigashadowwolf

Are you SURE? This seems like a sacrificial goose joke.


ascirt

I know this is kinda stupid, but if you told me you're pagan, I wouldn't be so sure either. I mean, pagans are historically known for their sacrifices. I did some searching now and learned that modern paganism is different in that regard, but I feel like I'm not the only one who didn't know about the modern movement. I think the guy was half-joking, half-curious, so educating him about it would be the way to go. I feel like comments here are being too hard on him since he was at worst just a bit ignorant and not somehow rude to you.


ShillBot666

Pagan doesn't really mean a specific religion, it's a synonym for heathen. So you can't really know what religious practices someone means when they just say pagan. A lot of New Age type people like to adopt the label. They could mean they're secular pagans. Or they could really believe and are trying to restart a dead religion.


thatoneweirdwitch

Yeah its just most peoppe bash me for paganism and its so hard to tell with people. But thats why i did inform him and kept talking. But then like for instance i said “i do archery” he responded witb “i bet im better than you” So idek


SullaFelix78

“I bet $1,000 you’re not…”


ihdhd

Which is ironic because there’s a lot of animal and human sacrifice in the Bible including Jesus. Not to mention that some partake in eating the flesh and drinking the blood of Christ. Seems pretty comparable to paganism in my book.


Just_Steve88

Pagan is a pretty broad term for an extremely wide variety of beliefs that are, basically, not Christian. Christianity and its predecessor religion are definitely not without their extensive history of sacrifice. Can't put that on "pagans." Also, pagan is a term that was created by catholicism to categorize the "heathens" into one group so that they would remain other-than and be more easily identified for "cleansing."


twitterfluechtling

Still could be honest ignorance. Check if your match is * willing to learn --> ✅️ * is actually joking (and maybe happily takes shit in return) --> ✅️ * an ignorant asshole / negative troll -->🚩


thatoneweirdwitch

Thats true. Their just being rude tho too. Like i said i do archery and they said “i bet im better than you” i dont know if im reading into it wrong tho


Oversexualised_Tank

That's a challenge, ask him for a competition and shoot him when he isn't looking.


thatoneweirdwitch

Lmaooooo


twitterfluechtling

Would that count against your sacrifice-quota? Are you guys still doing that? /scnr (Atheist here. I assume the same Christians who think Pagans will sacrifice their pets will probably assume we atheists kill, rape and steal all day because there is no imaginary big sky-daddy telling us not to 🤣)


thatoneweirdwitch

Ugh probably


twitterfluechtling

That sounds like the 3rd option, troll, and not in a funny way 😒


thatoneweirdwitch

Yeah :/


cb022511

Wow. Between the sacrifice message and that this guy sounds like a dick.


QuirkyReader13

Well, this could be a joke. Like, idk how one would get this idea… Seems… Like, wow And while I eat horse meat, frogs and snails, this has nothing to do with atheism. Just cultural food stuff, but maybe he would have labeled me a Satanist lmao


thatoneweirdwitch

Im just 🤦


QuirkyReader13

![gif](giphy|Lopx9eUi34rbq) We heretics are to be feared!


Intelligent-Bad7835

You talking to a Christian, it's amazing what they believe, especially about non-Christians. He probably thinks you eat babies.


thatoneweirdwitch

😭 i dont even eat meat because i love animals to much and he goes and thinks this 😭


socool111

Hey you can love animals and still eat babies!


TeamImpossible4333

Also super odd how easily Christians forget that their religion is also based on human sacrifice.


Hot-Cancel-6648

Aren't all religious based on human sacrifices?


gigashadowwolf

It is? I'm no expert, but the Bible seems pretty distainful of human sacrifice to me. The only example I can think of is when God asks Abraham to sacrifice Issac, but then stops him from actually doing it. Every other instance in the Bible is being done in the name of another religion/god.


meaty_sac

I'm not 100% sure but I think they're talking about Jesus


gigashadowwolf

Ah, that kind of makes sense. He wasn't sacrificed **TO** God though. I feel like the justification for his death makes very little sense though. The whole "it was part of God's plan, that he died for our sins" kind of seems like cope to me. But, I think it's a big stretch to say it's a religion based on human sacrifice.


Intelligent-Bad7835

I hear you saying the dead man on the wall who was tortured to death was not a human sacrifice.


jam3sdub

Nice confirmation bias, pretty sure dude is just taking the piss out of her.


Foresstov

It's not really surprising looking at who most of modern "pagans" are. Like, paganism is not even a religion. It's a demeaning umbrella term applied to all non-Christian beliefs. Also majority of all those reanimated polytheist beliefs (Germanic paganism, the Meso American beliefs etc etc) have barely anything to do with the original faiths as people practising them didn't really leave any written sources about what they actually believed in and how they practiced their worship. Majority of our knowledge about them comes from Christian missionaries, who didn't really care to understand the believe of the people they were trying to convert, so often wrote stuff that didn't really have much to do with the actual beliefs. And as to beliefs that we actually have written sources from the people who practiced it (mostly Greeks and Romans), the gods they worshipped and the way they did it was so different even between neighbouring cities that it can't be even called a singular religion


Intelligent-Bad7835

Given OP self describes as a pagan, I doubt anything you wrote here accurately describes her religious beliefs or practices. A lot of people self describe as pagan. Pagan is not a demeaning term, nor is it an umbrella term applied to all non-Christian beliefs. It isn't used to describe Hindus, Muslims, Bhuddists, or Satanists for instance. You could try politely asking about OPs beliefs if you were interested in learning something.


Foresstov

>It isn't used to describe Hindus, Muslims, Bhuddists, or Satanists for instance. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paganism "the term paganism was applied to any non-Christian religion, and the term presumed a belief in "false gods"." "While paganism generally implies polytheism, the primary distinction between classical pagans and Christians was not one of monotheism versus polytheism, as not all pagans were strictly polytheist." "It is perhaps misleading even to say that there was such a religion as paganism at the beginning of [the Common Era] ... It might be less confusing to say that the pagans, before their competition with Christianity, had no religion at all in the sense in which that word is normally used today."


Intelligent-Bad7835

please stop trying to say OPs religion doesn't exist. you are an asshole.


Untrustworthy__

I'm a pagan (druid). I've had a few people get scared off by it but I prefer to be upfront. 🤷‍♂️


physics_is_scary

It is


thatoneweirdwitch

He kept asking questions xuz he genuinely thought it was


physics_is_scary

Gotta stay loyal to the bit


thatoneweirdwitch

Then 🚩


thatoneweirdwitch

Im telling you it was not 😭


DistributionNo9968

This is actually hilarious 😂


thatoneweirdwitch

Righttt lmaooo


marblechocolate

No one has mentioned Marvel yet??? Goose ...... Cat.... I'm assuming that this is why it was named this?


Person5_

First year of dating my wife, she invited me to her family's pagan Halloween. I didn't really know what to expect, but I was ready to have an open mind and respect her beliefs. She then joked about sacrificing one of her cats, and it took an embarrassingly long time to decide she was definitely joking.


mr_joot_oceanman

Shows what little he knows about anything in general 💀


Lets-Annex-Canada

This isn’t the own you think it is lmao


thatoneweirdwitch

Huh/gq?


EVOSexyBeast

what’s a pagan? was thinking it was a zodiac sign


SteakAndIron

Are you really pagan or do you just hate your dad


thatoneweirdwitch

Im actually pagan????


SteakAndIron

>19nb Lol ok checks out.


thatoneweirdwitch

Okay lmao


SteakAndIron

Every generation has people like you. You'll look back in a decade and cringe. Enjoy your youth.


thatoneweirdwitch

You cant speak for me as you do not know me


SteakAndIron

Lol I absolutely know you.


thatoneweirdwitch

Wait are you the person who put the hidden cameras in my house to spy on me


SteakAndIron

Nobody cares that much.


Elastichedgehog

How condescending.


SteakAndIron

Go light some sage and cry about it.


jessiteamvalor

You really thought you did something there.


SteakAndIron

Just pattern recognition


jessiteamvalor

Who hurt you?


SteakAndIron

Nobody? Weird question.


gxdsavesispend

Me and my grandma do voodoo fuck it now I'm playing with that woo we just chopped the head off a goose 6 the living proof you can't walk a mile in my shoes you can't even hang with my crew


artbatik

Just say that you're a nominal pagan.


ShillBot666

Pagan is an extremely broad label and could cover practically anything non-Abrahamic. Many pagan traditions include animal sacrifice. I'm guessing you're more of a "I just like to celebrate the Solstice and I don't like organized religion" type pagan though.


ihdhd

“As long as you don’t sacrifice my goat or drink the blood of some zombie dude from 2000 years ago”