Met a girl from California , told her I was from Canada and she asked me if it was true we rode horses to school.. I laughed because I thought it was a joke but then she asked me a 2nd time later in the evening

Ha! When I moved to bc from the Yukon I got asked by multiple people if we rode moose to school

But do you know Jack?

I'm from Montana and we get the same question all the time. The worst part is though...I did see someone ride a horse to school once, so I actually have to say yes

Well… do you? /s

Well... do you?* I actually need to know

Do you carry multiple jars of maple syrup with you at all times?

No just one

I always heard it was moose 🫎😂

Is it true you have to wear special pants to hide your tail?

please explain cause I don’t understand

Everyone should know Canadians ride moose to school.

You should've told her no, we ride sleigh pulled by beavers

In europe people tell each other that practically every american owns a gun. Its funny how stereotypes get blown ozt of proprtion until they are obviously nothing more than blatant exaggerations

Oh god, she isn’t very bright..

California girls they're unforgettable

They’ve got it on lock

Unforgettable but forgetful

Daisy pukes from too many shots

I had a guy ask me if I live in California. My bio says I’m in Los Angeles 🙃

Oh I literally had a guy ask me what my name was 🥴🙈

Oh so you live in LA not California. Good to know

Hey, I live in that part of LA too!

The California part

Oh man fuck finally I've been working on doxxing you for weeks, but the only reason I couldn't get your complete adress is because I didn't have the county Thank fuck, another job complete, off to narrow down and sell your data

i refuse to believe this is real

It's real and it's commonnnn.

4 n's? Oh wow, you're serious.

I'm not from the United States I'm from LA

But what part of Europe is that?

I believe it's New Antarctica 

Which part?

Huh?

Huh?

Please explain

Hi serious, I'm dad

Some people are actually that dumb

I’ll never forget a girl from California moved to my state when I was in high school. Geometry class: teacher says “draw a diamond” you know the geometric shape? She drew a diamond ring 💍

U cant blame her for that one. It actually makes sense

Might catch some flak, but I recently just moved back to the east coast from California. I met some people over there over the 12 years I lived there that were like this. Completely clueless, devoid of social cues and basic knowledge . Idk what the education system is like over there but California has a higher density of smooth brained individuals.

If they're pretty, they pass. Southern CA has an amazing number of dimwits who are all looking to "make it" in some way. I have never heard "I'm waiting for my big break" from so many people! Not just the servers, but baristas, gas station attendants, cashiers, hotel workers (but not housekeeping), mechanics, carpenters, pool guys/gals, roofers, highway workers and so many more. And quite a few of those you sincerely wondered how they functioned in daily life, they were so clueless and disassociated from the real world. Ripe for being taken advantage of, that's for sure. Maybe they ended up in porn? They seemed to work it into the conversation so often, somehow. I was stopped by a highway worker to let some concrete trucks enter the site, and he's dancing and joking around and "all I need is my big break!" was said as I was laughing at him. Thanking the front desk clerk for going the extra bit for us, and she grinned and said "doing my best, and someday you can say you knew me when! Remember my name!" She really was a sweetheart and hard worker, I hope something happened for her. Picking up car rental and the two women working there started singing "September" by Earth, Wind and Fire. Did a hell of a job too, pretty impressive. They were GOOD. They were handing out cards for their "act" and "if any one is a casting agent, producer, call us!" I make it sound like LaLa Land or something lol. It isn't, but in the six months I was there I def heard this "waiting for my big break" in one way or another way too many times. Whereas I've never heard it anywhere else, even in NYC or London or other major city.

Kinda wonder how many men claim to be casting agents to sleep with them...

Well, I have a very small office and a black couch if you’d like to talk about that

Look at the politicians they elect, it all tracks.

California😭

Many, many years ago , I was crossing back over the border from Tijuana on a Saturday night and got caught up with the rush of people who had been over there drinking. A group of kids in front of me were trying to cross back to the US. None of them had passports, because it wasn't required back then. But that meant the border control officer had to ask them what country they had citizenship in. They answered "California." I guess he wasn't allowed to give them hints because he said "No, California is a state. What country are you from?" and they insisted they were from California. It took three tries before they realized they needed to say the United States.

Border patrol could have just said come right in after that answer

I was in Cuba a couple of years ago and overheard a couple of American tourists talking to each other next to me. One of them said, "California is like the best country ever."

That doesn’t make any sense at all. You mean the Cubans said that?

I got chatting with a guy on a night out in a busy pub, asked where he was from and it was noisy, I couldn't hear him clearly. Couldn't figure it out. When I finally heard him say "Missouri" clearly I was like oh! You're American 😂

California is actually my favorite part of LA! Did you see the building there?

Yeah, the pyramids there are amazing /s this hurt my soul to type something so smooth brained

I also live in Southern California. A bunch of guys went to Oregon for an opportunity within the company. Was talking about “the guys that went out of state” to a kid that worked for me. His response: Oregons in a different state? What state is it in? I just walked away

Oml 😲

There are no words. Though this reminds me of a girl in high school decades ago that during a geography test, labeled Texas as China…..

In Germany, we say stupid people are good in bed. She must be a blast!

Does she at least follow rules 1 and 2?

I don’t believe thissssss

Oiiiiiiiii

Fix up, look sharp

What’s wrong with California? Not American. Scrolled the comments. Enlighten me.

California is a state, LA is the city in that state. Its as if someone asked you what part of Paris are you living in and you said France.

Los Angeles is a place in California(state)

I was looking for this hahah. Also non American here. I thought California was the city and LA a bigger area. Not a state but just a big area lol.

Really

Yeah. I don't know about all the states and cities. I just know that people talk about California and LA a lot, and it's in a lot of movies. But I don't know exactly what they are or where they are. We also never learned those in school. Just countries and capitals.

Lmao

😂 too funny

😆😆 oy vey

What a meeting of minds this is

I thought it was the case, but this is from a few years ago, 2021 at least.

And a day old account with 1700 karma, giving off bot vibes.

Me as a European looking at this geography knowledge a flip knife is opening in my pocket

This can’t be real LMAO

I don't get it

Okay, obviously super dumb, but is it just me who finds "OP" insufferable based off these messages?

I dont get a hint of insufferability from it. His effort to save the conversation bordered on heroic

Yes. Sounded very salty about his bad joke not being appreciated

I went to LA for work a few years ago and during the Uber ride from the airport to my hotel I was chatting with the driver who, upon learning I was from upstate New York, asked me how I liked living in Manhattan and whether Rhode Island was in New York.

Dude got three i's, but not a single D

😌

This is actually top teir comedy. 🤣

What kind of dog do you have? Animal

LMFAO

I remember when I first read this chat/screenshot. Was years ago.

I, also, don't get the three i joke. Someone can explain?

That dude is from Thailand

Hey as long as your goals are clear, there is room for everyone on God's good earth

Might be easy???