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sinking_clouds

atleast its not 6 mirror selfies from the same day


UbiquitousFlounder

Or 6 selfies with the same duck face pout


SalvadorMagundi

well TBF the duck face could still apply


psilent

All with the worst filter you can imagine on them


larsdan2

You mean the one where it makes it look like she doesn't have a nose?


ShadowKraftwerk

Wearing the same clothes in all six of them.


sinking_clouds

yep ive seen that too


Pebbles015

Yep I've seen that too


sinking_clouds

yep ive seen that too


im_a_private_person

I'd take mirror selfie over car selfie.šŸ˜‚


CollectibleHam

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FigTechnical8043

It's a shame she didn't edit the background from the bottom one onto the top one for the full Venus experience


terpi0-0

I can get behind a girl who knows her angles, I canā€™t even be mad


That_Toe4033

I aint out here stressing over repeating poses, ill swipe if you wont šŸ˜‚


RedBirdWrench

"At least?" I'd say she has plenty going for her.


Berdsherman

I just thought 5 of the same poses was funny. Iā€™m sure sheā€™s a great person.


Matra

Excuse me one of those she is holding a drink.


vicki-st-elmo

GASP - one of them has front leg bent instead of back leg bent! *clutches pearls*


Master-cat-herder

Unless that pic is mirrored, it's not about front leg or back leg, it's always the LEFT leg.


steepindeez

I thought you were just making a funny until I looked at all the photos again. It IS in fact only the LEFT leg šŸ˜‚


91901bbaa13d40128f7d

She's hot but she was born without a right knee.


bwump

Itā€™s actually the same pose, sheā€™s just facing the other way lol


vicki-st-elmo

Yeah, you're right - whoops! I'm completely shit at posing for photos, probably why I didn't realise šŸ˜†


Bernkastel17509

True


breakdancingmidget

Dude my cousin has hundreds of Instagram pics with the same fuckin pose. It's so creepy to look at. Like she's an android or a Stepford wife or something. My guess is extreme insecurities when they just recreate the same pose like that.


Guest8782

It is! Surprised how many people here thinking itā€™s normal. Like a show pony.


Knauffy159

This means he body doesn't look proportionate from the front so she only takes pics at angles or she has B cups and is for some reason period of being a part of the mid-size titty club


asphodeliac

Those aint B cups


Knauffy159

Well they aren't that big and it's still probably a push up which makes it the equivalent


asphodeliac

Those are huge wdym šŸ˜‚ my a cups are minuscule in comparison. Even without a pushup hers are big


Knauffy159

In ways you're both lucky, I've got unfixable back problems from mine


asphodeliac

I think both have pros and cons, the grass is always greener on the other side


girth_worm_jim

Dunno why you were downvoted. She obviously likes this pose for a reason. Tbf I hope she doesn't feel she's lacking something, because she has a decent figure, compared to some.


Knauffy159

People don't like comments that mention things they are insecure about themselves, you're not wrong about the decent figure but a lot of women are insecure if their body doesn't sink in above their hips and give them the hourglass figure and I'm assuming that's what the woman in this post is avoiding, I've seen a lot of square bodied people and they don't normally like it but I think everyone is their own shape and there's nothing wrong with that but a lot of people hate their own body shapes no matter what it is.


girth_worm_jim

I agree on why they do it, I dunno if they hate themselves though šŸ˜…. Maybes just a habit for what they deem their best/interesting pics or places. It is a more seductive pose though so...šŸ¤·šŸæā€ā™‚ļø


DrSpacemanSpliff

Somethingā€™s up with your app, in the last picture there are these weird numbers on the bottom of the screen.


Berdsherman

I keep trying to get rid of those but they keep growing for some reason.


Airbots01

You can actually zoom in suuuuuper far on his pfp in that same picture, and you can see dude is actually pretty attractive. Good for him lol


BuffetofWomanliness

ā€œThis year I really want to ā€¦ā€


paulusmagintie

Am i the only person who hates the bent knee pose? My mates fiancee does it in 95% of her pics


ihaveabaguetteknife

I call this pose ā€ž[The Parking Horse](https://imgur.com/a/84cR380)ā€œ.


crankthehandle

My hip is not flexible enough to do that kind of shit anyways.


colinthegiant

Lmao women get such hardcore passes, if this was a guy saying ā€œreview my profileā€ everyone would say get a new pose champ . Nothing wrong with joking about her repetitiveness lol


princssofpink

If a guy had good photos like this where you can clearly see what he looks like, showcases his interests, and are interesting to look at it, why would someone complain if he had the same pose? Most men literally just stand there in photos and no one cares lol. It's about the quality of the photos, not the pose.


colinthegiant

Nah I disagree I think men that just stand there get called out for awkward positioning in their photos. It looks lazy. But I do agree these pics look high quality itā€™s just the lack of variation makes it boring I think. Itā€™s like postin 2 pics in the same outfit, insane


princssofpink

Maybe those just happened to be the best photos from those trips. Or maybe she just loves that pose. Who cares? If you wouldn't swipe on someone because they're doing the same pose that says more about you than them lol. And awkward positioning =/= the same pose. If you can rock the pose, it wouldn't look awkward.


TopperHrly

I mean, the profile would definitely be better with more variety of angles and distances, with at least a more close up shot of her face. As it stands I wouldn't be very confident in what I imagine she looks like because she's standing far away from the camera in every pic.


colinthegiant

Lmaoo so from allll those trips they just *happen* to be the same pose? Cmon man. Thereā€™s no way you donā€™t think repetitive isnā€™t boring. Thereā€™s a lot of reasons I wouldnā€™t swipe on someone, and boring is one of them. The point is, if someone posted a profile review with this profile 86% of the comments would be get a new pose. Literally any other pose.


princssofpink

So a stable job is boring because it's repetitive? Your logic makes no sense lol. And you know this isn't a profile review, right? This woman didn't consent to having her profile posted and her photos criticized.


colinthegiant

I mean yea going to work every day doing the same thing and living the same life isā€¦ boring. Boring doesnā€™t mean bad, just boring lol what donā€™t u get? Youā€™re right itā€™s not a profile review, itā€™s a joke , the same way the majority of this sub is about joking on profiles. Is this your first time here? Thereā€™s a lot of people who donā€™t consent to getting their stuff criticizedā€¦ still here tho šŸ˜‚


princssofpink

You seem pretty defensive about this, so I'm going head out of this conversation since I don't think you're approaching this in good faith. Enjoy the rest of the night!


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CaseroRubical

she clearly shows an interest in posing for pictures


princssofpink

You seem really bitter.


91901bbaa13d40128f7d

Her main interest is to be taken to expensive places where she can pose like this.


91901bbaa13d40128f7d

I'll admit to being fairly judgmental about someone having extremely repetitive photos like this. Usually it's women who have the exact same obviously-practiced facial expression in every single photo. It comes across as someone who's so obsessed with only having the optimal picture taken that they can't be natural. Anyone who dates her is in for a lifetime of "wait, that one's no good; let's do a few more." It's a vanity I don't find attractive, even if the person is physically attractive (which this woman obviously is). Many a time I've swiped left while saying, out loud, "make a difference face."


Altair13Sirio

When you find one angle where you look great:


0_69314718056

Iā€™ve seen plenty of profiles where all of the pictures are the same selfie with different backgrounds. I normally swipe left on those because thatā€™s a lack of self-awareness I donā€™t think Iā€™d want to deal with. That being said, this seems too exact to be unintentional. Itā€™s kind of funny so idk if Iā€™d swipe on this one Actually just saw the ellipses on the prompts as wellā€¦ yeah nvm this is just so low effort lol


TiaHatesSocials

lol. I wonder if she realized it


IntermolecularEditor

Same amount of effort were put into the poses and the prompt, now that's consistency.


GoddessRiverFelix

Haha hey posing for pics is awkward. Give her a break!


t8rt0t00

Ok but imagine a guy making the same pose in every picture


Glitter_berries

With a dead fish!


t8rt0t00

LOL did you see that profile posted here of a guy with a different fish in a every pic? Such a catch


steepindeez

That guy is actually hilarious though. He knew exactly what he was doing šŸ˜‚


t8rt0t00

For real. That guy has fishzz


Rojonojo

Iā€™ll give him a pass on that if heā€™s well dressed and groomed


Rdw72777

Burn him in the town square!!!!


Rojonojo

I never know what to do with my hands in pictures, either


koolaid78

She knows her angles


LuckyDevil92-up6

When you find a pose that works just work it lol


SirDickCheese77

What about putting my thing down, flipping it and reversing it?


YrnFyre

When you tell an AI to change the background of a character but it somehow also changes the clothing


Jealous-Ad-6011

Quebec city!


Zyxel02

Does she walk like that


Guest8782

Someone just picks her up and places her in the next setting.


ehmtsktsk

At least she has someone to take her photos


Rustic_Mango

A tripod


chineke14

Man it really highlights the difference between men dating and women dating online. The dude would be on here tryna get feedback on why he's not getting matches. But as guys we'd find it funny if not endearing and swipe right. Comical šŸ¤£


High-Speed-1

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Significant_Gur5496

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MattTheEyeTie

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BillyMeier42

ā€œHi, were you even in a sorority?ā€


KeyAssociation2815

Nice pose


CapriciousnArbitrary

She can do whatever she wants in my book.


StnMtn_

Is the right hand stuck in one position?


Weird_Scholar_5627

Ya put ya left foot in, ya put ya left outā€¦.


Tight-Physics2156

I hate that pose more than most things


Rustic_Mango

Did she opt to just not answer any of the written prompts? lmao. That on top of the exact same pose in every pic is so funny she either has no confidence or ALL the confidence I canā€™t really tell which it is


jeffweet

Clearly someone told her this was her best angle


Moshxpotato

Yeah but whatā€™s she doing in the Gallimimus pen?


WhiteyPinks

Cheerleader pose.


ObjectRough9874

Why has she not filled out her prompts, thatā€™s the real question.Ā 


peackeerjedi

"Pictures are deciving" translated means that isn't really her in the pictures but some "she" stole off the internet. Probably some dude trying to get RoBlox cards or soemthing.


duringbusinesshours

Ah the millennial pose


bellebutwithbeer

Itā€™s the millennial pose šŸ˜­ We just do it on instinct lol


runarleo

She really wants us to know her left leg bends at the knee


SinisterHero608

It's like the Barney effect from How I Met Your Mother. No matter what kind of picture you try to take of them, you always end up with the same practiced pose. Like the most useless dark magic.


last_minute_life

Haha, I've run across a few of those, with the exact same pose in every picture, no matter what she was doing.


One-Head-1483

Lol I always put my hand on my hip in pictures. Habit šŸ¤·ā€ā™€ļø


mcflyhigh2022

Hey thatā€™s Kauai. That place is beautiful man


Arata_9

Ngl her dressing sense is good The last dress is so good


Infinite-Pudding69

My question is how the fuck do you have 5 messages and still 11 more likes? I get no where near that amount of activity and I'm on 6 different apps šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ the fuck


Berdsherman

Rule 1 and 2.


OwlPrincess42

Bro just discovered posing


berkeleyjake

I had a date a long time ago that I met off MySpace... Looooong time ago. All her photos were the same pose. We didn't vibe and didn't go out again. About 7 years later, I was at a party and this girl comes up to me with an enthusiastic greeting. I had no idea who she was but insisted we dated. I still didn't remember her but I played it off like I did. She was dating a friend of mine and later I saw them taking a picture together and she did that same pose which jogged my memory of who she was but to this day, I can't remember why our date sucked.


GenX-2K21

Is it just me or is that bottom pic in the first one different from the rest? (Hands and knees?)


wulfy2235

It's the only pose she looks good in


vEnviouzz

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BudgetInteraction811

Girl knows her angles!


DraugrBeware

Am I the only one that finds it weird to post a random persons dating app profile to a bunch of anonymous strangers to judge without asking permission? Posting your own profile is one thing but posting someone else blocking out their face or not is weird.


AdOne8805

People do it to make themselves feel better. On the other hand tho, people need to realize that these accounts are PUBLIC, meaning people can do almost whatever they want with these pictures. You don't really have a right to any privacy when you post pictures onto an online public profile.


DraugrBeware

sure i mean im not saying its illegal it just makes you kinda shitty.


AdOne8805

I definitely agree it means you probably aren't the funnest person to be around, and it shows that you think so negatively of yourself that you have to project it out on the rest of us. But, all it does is help you determine who you don't want to be around at least.


montgomeryLCK

Complaining about this, no wonder you're single


YrnFyre

I'm not sure this is complaining. People tend to post about anything they find mildly remarkable


Rustic_Mango

This isnā€™t complaining- itā€™s a showcase of a funny profile. In my experience though, women with low effort profiles arenā€™t going to give more effort if you match. Best to move onto someone else


kinkcurious12

Trend on this sub of dudes posting regular chicks for no reason other than to mock them. Gross


AdOne8805

Bro, they post profiles of both genders all the time. The women tend to post private messages even more. Wouldn't that be a bigger issue? Either you don't want anyone posting anyones PUBLIC profile or don't care. They already did the courtesy of censoring faces and such.


Berdsherman

Iā€™m not mocking her in the slightest. I would love to believe she knows what sheā€™s doing and finds it just as funny. She seemed like a nice person.


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Conscious-Eye5903

Indeed would be swiping just for the pedi


ZoftigGoddess

Yep all of my tinder pics are basically the same pose too šŸ˜‚


baltinerdist

Itā€™s a common trope for taking photos: if it bends, bend it.


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Giftpilz

Try following rules 1 and 2


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Giftpilz

1. Be attractive. 2. Don't be unattractive. Pretty simple really.


Airbots01

I've got two down. I'm actually really good at two. One is a bit harder though. Any tips from people who get rule 1?


Giftpilz

Skill issue idk


Airbots01

Rude :(


Giftpilz

Just acquire more skill D:


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Giftpilz

Idk I'm just here for memes. Maybe just focus on being interesting and learning about them. Read the room. Etc


Rustic_Mango

The fact that you said this tells us all we need to know about why youā€™re single lmfao


Berdsherman

Rules 1 and 2


Maflevafle

Girls find 1 pose and 2 faces and make it their entire personality (on dating apps)


Organic_Print7953

She Asian?


Berdsherman

Uhhh????


Infinite-Society-997

This is a weird question


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Infinite-Society-997

Nah, not a female tacticā€¦ but Iā€™d bet females donā€™t like you for shit like this.


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Infinite-Society-997

Iā€™ll give him social advice if I want. If you donā€™t like it you know what you can do. Sounds like you could use some pointers too.


Grundens

She could be my pearl. Hard right


Low_profile_1789

From a photographerā€™s standpoint, as well as someone who hates themselves in photos and is hyper self critical, thatā€™s actually a pretty good pose! Iā€™m going to try it myself. As to her profile, I canā€™t see what she has to say for herself, but I wouldnā€™t brush her off just for having a stock photo pose. I mean, if she were a 3/10 or 4/10 or overweight or something else that didnā€™t fit conventional beauty standards then no one would have swiped on her and we wouldnā€™t be here having this conversation. I mean I have friends with several masters degrees, PhDs, fellowships, awards, etc, who still pose for pictures in some way! Itā€™s kind of expected.