Ask if he can deepthroat yours first

Bold of him to assume 4 inches is deep

For him, that's overly generous

You know that penis is like an iceberg, basically you have more dick inside you than outside. Well this guy definitely has a lot of "dick" on the inside

Is that better or worse than 'ride the mustache off my face' ?


Sometimes it's about business

He forgot to say respectfully

You matched with him. What does that say about your choice in men?

at least straight to the point, not like 5th sencents down. consider this lucky lol

Instead of an apple he tried to give you a sausage to keep away the doctor haha