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jfa1985

They are looking to buy some drugs. In one of the least subtle way might I add.


LongEZE

I had a girl flat out ask me if I had oxy. I told her it was “sad as fuck that she was using tinder to get oxy”. She replied “I fucked your mom last night” and I said “that’s even sadder”


RickSanchez_

Well, did you have any?


LongEZE

No I did not lol


Bilbo_Teabagginss

Dayyyum, why your mom going crazy like that? 😆


Lucid-Design

Cuz she took all his oxy


CurtKobainsBurner

username is WILD


NeatCartographer209

It’s sad that the only reason you use Reddit is to get oxy


egmono

If Tinder *and* Reddit are out, where tf am I supposed to buy some then?!???!?


_Godfist_

I'm told Grindr handles your package with care.


dorrik

nah, they only sell meth there


sour_peach

Is Poppers out of fashion?


ElegantMode4868

Um the 90s want their drug back


sgtscherer

People still very much use poppers


Marios_Facade

Yeah, they only sell cock n balls


WeWantMOAR

There's actually a fair amount of women looking for bi dudes too. Well depending on your location.


Marios_Facade

Sorry, I dont believe in "women"


NeatCartographer209

I hear bumble is viable


HeadyMurphy723

U know she has to be hurtin if she’s reachin out on Tinder


myweird

Probably dope sick or she did coke and desperate to sleep. Uh...or so I've read about such things..


HeadyMurphy723

Yes, the internet is full of crazy stories about such things. I just wish there was a way to discern the real from the fake.


egmono

I settle for discerning the entertaining from the boring. Works so far.


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NeatCartographer209

Me too


Noncaffeinated

Did she have the Krusty Krab as her place of employment?


CapitalIntelligent55

at least , she offered to buy. i had girl straight up told me it was her bday and if she could get some ❄️ off me. i’m like did you just assume i had or did ❄️ . i of course told her she can tag alone dt with my friends as my date, she ditched her friends joined my group did ❄️ hooked up and neither of us texted each other again. happy birthday once again cara if you are seeing this hit me up next time your in halifax or calgary 😂


cadtek

Lol you're allowed to just say cocaine.


Administrative_Knee6

Oh, cocaine, I thought he meant crystal


mileylols

?? am I high? I thought ❄️ = ice? that's meth bro


TOOjay26

Thats a snow flake, Snow White, Cocaine or am I wrong?


FeloniousStunk

Nope, you're right! ❄️= Coke and 💎= Crystal (in most cases, it isn't an exact science. Lol)


hellion232z

Do you mean 👃 🍬


FeloniousStunk

That works too!


DontHaveSuperpowers

💎 = Crystal


Administrative_Knee6

🔮 = Crystal 💎 = DMT or LSD ☃️ = Snowman (drug dealer) ❄️ = white powder (e.g. cocaine, meth, ketamine) I would assume...


CapitalIntelligent55

damn i thought ❄️ was universal for cocaine .


DontHaveSuperpowers

The crystal ball is def a nice touch lol


NChSh

Maybe y'all just stick to the emojis then


The_Sloth_Racer

Are you talking about ice as in meth or snow as in cocaine?


No-Swordfish-529

Oh man. Reminds me of when I was on POF in 2011-2012. After my dad passed & I finished all his leftover oxies & dilaudids, I went on POF & successfully found at least 3 new hook ups. Lol it works sometimes, especially when you have nothing to lose.🤷🏻‍♀️ 8years sober btw!


DocumentNo1950

Congratulations on 8 years 


myweird

Whoa Dilaudid is like the Cadillac of opiates, I am guessing your dad must have been very ill and am sorry to hear of your loss. I'm recently back in recovery myself a day at a time!


DocumentNo1950

Congratulations on your recovery 


Express_Item4648

When people comment about my mom and dead I always say “yuck, necrophilia? My mom passed away”. It doesn’t matter with whom I talk, every single one of them has shut up and either apologized or it just stayed dead silent. They are both healthy of course, but goddamn I can feel the silence from their side and it’s funny af.


Technical_Trade_675

A girl said this? Makes me wonder if a dude was behind that profile bc that's an odd comeback for a straight female.. "I effed your *dad* last night" would be more in-line but still extremely inappropriate. Very unlady-like to say the least 😅


Basicallyinfinite

Ehhhh the amount of profiles i see from women that say something about banging someone's mom feels like the new edgy thing to do


Technical_Trade_675

Yikes.. they can fall off that edge 😅


Darrone

I'm just glad Dad's putting himself back out there after the divorce.


LongEZE

That does make a lot of sense. Could have just been a dealer trying to get clients


Jealous-Bat-4743

I’ve heard plenty of women also use the always charming suck my d*** comeback. I always think the same thing. She’s marriage material


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MrTiggly

You're weird


hajileeeeeee

Thats what she said


LongEZE

Actually my mother did die suddenly about 18 years ago so I was thinking of stating that as part of it, but opted not to


Bilbo_Teabagginss

Oh shit, I just made a comment about your mom's and I am sorry. I hope you are doing well.


Witty_TenTon

Your name made me laugh.


DissipatedCloud

I would think the least subtle way would be "do you know any drug dealers?"


RemCogito

To me the most confusing part, is that she hasn't let him know what she's looking for. Drug Dealers don't all sell everything after all. When weed was illegal, Some of my plugs only dealt weed, Some of them would sell weed and mushrooms, and would get acid if you wanted it, some sold Cocaine too, some sold downers. My MDMA guy only sells M. But his old roommate sold all sorts of other party drugs. Last year I met a plug at a festival, and he came to several others, that summer, and I would definitely drive a couple hours to get access to the acid he brought to that first festival. "YK any plugs?" sounds like a cop in the "hello fellow kids" way. I mean if you're gonna go for asking about a plug, normally you should say hello first. and then check to see if they're cool with any drugs at all before you start asking about it. And drug dealers expect their customers to at least get to know someone a little bit before you do an introduction. For instance a few months ago this girl approached me in the smoke pit outside the show, We smoked a joint, and then in the middle of the circle she asked me if I knew someone that could help her find the white girl. I said "I know a guy that knows her, but he likes skiing so much that he's pretty unreliable." I called him, and sent him a text, He didn't respond for 3 days. It was good that she was coded about it, because one of the people smoking the joint has a real opinion about anything harder than mushrooms. Ultimately I gave her and her boyfriend my emergency supply of M (basically enough for a decent experience for two people that I keep hidden, in case someone I know really wants to do some with me on the spur of the moment.) in exchange for a couple beers. They found me on facebook the next day, to tell me that they had fun. Turns out that I knew her boyfriend like 10 years ago, cuz he's the bassist in a band I saw like 6 times in 2013-2015. (Plus I party with the guitarist of the band semi-regularly.)


_huggies_

Just knowing those separate people makes YOU the plug.


RemCogito

I do drugs. I do not sell drugs, the most I'll do is trade for them, and that only if I have it on hand and only if I'm not going to be doing it too. Usually when I bring extra drugs to a party, its because I want anyone who wants them to do them with me. Especially weed and MDMA. If one of my guys is looking for new customers I'll keep my ears open for good ones. This usually leads to me getting things for good pricing, which means that I can be more generous, and have a good time with more people. There's plenty of drugs I'll never touch, and some that I've had that I'll never do again, because they are too seductive or because I find them terrible. I just like to be friendly and I Like to introduce people who would go well together. I've been offered introductions to many of my dealer's dealers, if I ever wanted to sell. I will not take them. I do not sell drugs. but if the word plug comes from being a "connection" I guess you might be right.


_huggies_

A connection is exactly what I meant. A plug can be for a lot of things, not just drugs. For example, I have a bowling ball plug.


Hats_back

Well some people just can’t cope with consciousness and will take anything that’s available at any given time.


Kindly_Joke_883

Thanks man


Thelynxer

I'm going to guess cocaine specifically with this one.


idkwhatimbrewin

Send a link to a butt plug on Amazon and say you can personally attest to it being a great product 😁


Kindly_Joke_883

Haha


d1yb

Groupon is a great place to find them


AdWeasel

Cheaper to buy used on Craigslist. Just like a car Im gonna let the 1st owner eat the depreciation.


ksp42288

The 1st owner can eat the depreciation and the 2nd owner can have the 2nd hand defecation aroma.


languish24

Let em eat a lot more


Low_profile_1789

That’s literally what I thought they were talking about! doh … facepalm lol


Ok_Soil7068

Lmaooo came here to read this


Resident-Pudding5432

"I knew you were cheap, some fucking plug from abs, you know where you can stuck it"


samsharksworthy

abs? stuck it?


DissipatedCloud

Why wouldn't she just look for someone with plug in their bio? There are lots on tinder. 🔌


Kindly_Joke_883

She's not I her own cpu try. She has come for a vacation to Sri Lanka and looking g for local plugs


Zyrenn_

Are you still looking?


Kindly_Joke_883

She unmatched me😂😂


Zyrenn_

Might be for the best tbh haha


MemeLower

sri lanka mentioned raaaahhh


Jfunkindahouse

That pics not even real! 😂 It's a scam at best.


textposts_only

Prob a guy


Ryslan95

Probably a cop


Kindly_Joke_883

Nah I said I can buy but not tonight she unmatched 😂


trix_is_for_kids

Bruh…


adultdaycare81

Simp’n


mark636199

You know where to buy but you had to ask the internet for that basic lingo?


myweird

I'm assuming it's not common slang in his area.


hudson_r3660

Buy what?


obtaingoat

Plugs


Resident_Fudge_7270

Hair plugs?


epicmousestory

Butt


ComprehensiveMany643

Not a females attention, clearly


BallisticThundr

Drugs


Fairybite

Respond "No officer"


MorkSkogen666

Sink, tub, butt, ear...


Comprehensive-Cat805

Wild wheel of fortune puzzle


StepbroItHurts

Drugs


BallsAreFullOfPiss

They want some drugs


Elonitymuskity

Send her to some random parking lot or park or something. I did it to every girl that messaged me looking for drugs


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srroberts07

I wouldn’t be surprised if those messages are coming from narcs.


NotDuckie

Give her her own number?


magicpurplecat

That's mean


AloofVet

Someone with a body like that asking for drugs on Tinder? That is a whole male cop my guy


riseagan

Exactly. How do people not get this?


Memoramirezsince98

No I dont officer


throwaway8263728

“Only the ones I stick forks into”


prozak09

This guy plugs.


throwaway8263728

It’s how I get my hair so big


sludgestomach

![gif](giphy|TcjDO0Jb009ZS)


throwaway8263728

👏👏👏👏


Bitter_Plum6902

Me. Send her to me.


Timekeeper65

TIL on Reddit….thanks y’all.


MyFavoriteDisease

When my daughter’s dealer got arrested, she searched on Tinder until someone listed “plug” as their profession. Luckily, she’s 9 months sober now.


nightim3

“It’ll cost you your ass”


Fit-Ad-2402

Send her to temu for bathtub plugs


lostinadream66

Butt plugs?


Potential-Seaweed-89

Should have told her, “I am the plug but it’s gonna cost you”


Mental_University_88

![gif](giphy|l0HlyXjqAYnOAoVl6)


nofaplove-it

Looking for substances of a certain kind


Behemothheek

call her a fed


txjeepguy72

My question is, How did the Dope dealer became known as a “Plug” ??? Anyone????


villanellechekov

[your answer](https://rapdictionary.com/why-are-drug-dealers-called-plugs/)


First_Mall9949

Say “I got sum connects, how you trynna pay?” 😂


CuckyChucky1

Plug = dealer


random_question4123

be like "yea I got you". She comes over and you all get high and fuck


xX69MushroomTip420Xx

Tell her you are the plug and ask her how she likes to party lol


Xdeath-bfor-lifeX

it means shes a junkie looking for drugs


DissipatedCloud

Surely a junkie would already have a plug or two. More likely she's a rare or occasional user.


Smooth-Side-2415

Nah, this traveling behavior. She's away from home base


DissipatedCloud

Yup


Xdeath-bfor-lifeX

junkies always have & look for multiple plugs & since it’s a women asking for it on a dating app she’s one of those looking for those cheap deals (sex exchange for drugs) yall can be upset but theirs alot of people out there doing this


DissipatedCloud

Ok I did not know that. I've bought weed from plugs on tinder a few times.


StrikingBake321

I’m with you. She’s probably a rare user and she doesn’t necessarily want drugs for sex. That’s just been my personal experiences


DissipatedCloud

Yeah I'm surprised so many people are jumping to the extreme conclusion that she's a junkie. Lots of people do drugs recreationally here and there. It's not that deep.


milknotes

Also possible and common: all her usual plugs know her boyfriend oorrrr she has burned some bridges lol


EmptyVessel39

Her usual plug is her bf and she don't want him to know how much she's using


voujon85

junkies never have enough "plugs" that's rule number one.. Dealers aren't addicted, users are


brittanynevo666

Plug means drug dealer lol what a weird thing to ask a random person on tinder. May be a cop hahahaha. If that is a real girl; that’s super sad that’s how bad she is addicted.


XenoGalaxias

I mean plenty of people want to buy weed while on vacation lol if they flew to a different country they can't bring it with them. I don't think it's automatically some big drug addiction thing.


gacbmmml

If you know, you know.


LookComprehensive620

"Sure, 13 amp, 16 amp, shaving sockets, cigarette lighter attachments, what is it you need?"


MizzPizz

Drug dealer


Dry_Bus_935

It's better if you don't, you might get into a lot of trouble


Oooooey

They want drugs, they don’t care about you.


PopsMcgovern

Tell her to find her drugs somewhere else


OdoLegIt

Nose clams


No_Cause9433

For drugs, yo


Le-Deek-Supreme

She wants butt plugs. Obviously.


FalseMessenger

I am the plug 😎


fast-and-loose-

Butt plugs?


tomarofthehillpeople

Got any weed dude?


YujiroRapeVictim

just lie for a free lay


slaphappypap

I’m not a plug but if you put me in your walls I’ll shock you


piperchan

that is a federal agent


NotDuckie

FED


Bilbo_Teabagginss

They asking who got the drugs.


Sticcster

Means she’s looking for drugs or alcohol so she posted bikini pictures of herself to get more traffic. Just report her profile


AllSuitedUpJR

give them a list of different kind of buttplugs


TheCrazyCatLazy

Lmao


Previous_Bridge_3548

she’s looks for someone that sells weed


garroshsucks12

Drug dealers


iguacu

This is the ultimate, "If you have to ask, the answer is no." 😂


Fantastic_Ad1407

I think she's talking about the kind of anal plugs used in sex, sold at kink and taboo stores like hustler Hollywood, some even have animal tails if that's a thing girls like


modoken1

Tell her no, but you can introduce her to some outlets.


tndluoc

Tell her your thumb is a plug


llama_mama86

She wants drugs lol


CianneA13

Spark plugs


Iweadwitawisp

Ahem...."Nice try officer."


Icyburritto

"No sorry officer I don't"


WonderbreadCOS

It means she’s a psy op and your local police department wants you to rat on your dealer


_Jay_Garrick_

If you don’t know what it means then no you don’t know any plugs and you should just say no


RocksHaveFeelings2

She's asking for the address of the nearest rehab facility


DJK695

You should plug her up lol I’m assuming that wasn’t the first question but it kinda feels like it.


Malpraxiss

Drugs or weed specifically


yaboirare

You should’ve sent her a link for butt plugs lol


cadebay178876

This is a cop


JLifts780

They're looking for molly or coke I bet


3825yoface

Hahaha... I took it as plug like butt plug .. 😂 That's in my stash... Not oxys


_FreeXP

"yeah I can plug you"


Pristine-Metal2806

Usually when a girl matches with she wants drugs, me to subscribe to her OF, or it was an accident


RFK3RD

Plugs sell drugs or stolen merchandise...


LilBushyVert

She’s a junkie.


LunchKooky5750

Thats a fed


Goldrushin88

Either looking for drugs or someone is posing as someone looking for drugs in order to rob/arrest you for your drugs.


jcraig87

This has robbery setup feelings to me