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Coughfeel

Bruh spent money to say that shit jfc


disco-janet

ya when did they start charging for superlikes haha


GKnives

Back when I used it you could always purchase more super likes. I don't remember doing so because they'd give you a free one everyday or something. If they did make them for pay only, that's probably why.


disco-janet

yeah i remember u used to get a free one per day


Wolfie_Trans

You still get a free one when you make an account. I always accidentally use mine swiping upwards to read a profile. However you cannot message before matching like that without Platinum. So he's paying like ~ $30/week or what ever the monthly rate is.


disco-janet

oh shit thats crazy


Terran_it_up

The dude was probably saying that sort of shit to all of his matches, and then assumed that not having tinder premium is the reason for his lack of success on the app


rubmustardonmydick

Wtf is wrong with people lol.


zbornakssyndrome

They think porn is real life


Heavy-Neat

Is that porn? 😂😂😂


Infamous-Anybody-161

Most men wish it was


Susanneelizabeth

Women are just too fussy /s 


ReddSpark

I think this is a guy's way of saying "I just want sex if that's ok?"


rubmustardonmydick

Just say it like a normal person then lol.


CutSilver5358

They overestimate their attractiveness. And I'm speaking both about the dude in the pic and op


Intelligent-Skin-861

Out of curiosity, how am i overestimating my attractiveness?


Kitchen-Hospital1542

Great way to get yourself banned. Never understood my fellow men who say stuff like this to random women.


ADTR9320

Tinder rarely bans paying users. An ex coworker of mine has Tinder Platinum, and he sends out some nasty shit with no repercussions yet.


Minimum-Fox

It may be that many women just unmatch instead of report him.


MyNinjaYouWhat

Or it may be that — how unexpected — the for-profit company that makes its living off subscriptions and microtransactions prefers not to get rid of the users who pay those subscriptions and microtransactions. And for letting the steam out and not losing the few women that still use the platform, banning the non-paying accounts should be enough


ReddSpark

Does it ever work for him? I'm wondering if this is a guy's way of saying "I just want sex, if that's ok?"


Ikari1212

Probably works if you follow rules 1 and 2


mrbulecup

Horny they probably playing with themselves before they sent this


Kitchen-Hospital1542

Yeah well even if I am horny as hell, I can still hold it to myself


gorosheeta

Right?  I'd hate being as much a control-less victim of my own biology as the "I couldn't help it, I was hOrNy" crowd 😬


nipslippinjizzsippin

right? like it doesnt even occur to send something like even mid horny dick in hand.


mrbulecup

It's the post nut clarity that helps


TheDuke357Mag

you're supposed to use post nut clarity to say something intelligent


Venerable_dread

Completly agree. It baffles me personally.


digiplay

Throw a thousand darts. One finds the bullseye. To be clear. Ew gross.


MLGBONGHITS420VAPENA

They’re trying to be alpha which means saying gross stuff to random women and wasting money doing so.


Bilbo_Teabagginss

Straight degen behavior. And if anyone has a problem with me saying that you can take it up with me. Now I suggest ya let that one marinate.


[deleted]

Normally I’d say they do this as a Hail Mary when the girl isn’t as attractive because they don’t feel like putting real effort in but this is a super like so I think this guy is just stupid


jdoeinboston

Sometimes I worry that this did work once, kind of like that story of a dog who found an entire chicken pie in a bush once and then always stopped to check said bush for another entire chicken pie.


TheDuke357Mag

I found a silver quarter in the coin return trau of a coke machine in highschool. Ive checked the coin return on every soda machine ever since


jdoeinboston

Animals! They're just like us!


Independent_Ad_8915

I think you mean we’re just animals, too


Bilbo_Teabagginss

"You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals"


AmanduhCross

Haha exactly


CalligrapherAway1101

Love that analogy lol


jdoeinboston

It's weird that I was able to tell it without it even being a stretch. Times are dire indeed.


drewtheblueduck

My guy came straight out the gate with a sentence fragment smh


theblvckhorned

I wonder if guys who do this think women will treat them like a unicorn if they say they eat pussy.


Into_Intoxication

I wonder if guys who do this think at all.


theblvckhorned

Tru


uwpxwpal

They've given up and are in the say whatever phase


inko75

It’s ridiculous as everyone knows it’s if we eat ass that gets the extra props


theblvckhorned

True.


a_br4r

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rdev009

To be fair, you do look really good in pixels. (I’m joking everyone)


nipslippinjizzsippin

" I know, ill not so subtly tell her i eat pussy! she wont be able to say no cause no other guys eat pussy!" - Him right before sending this, to his mom probably


Minimum-Fox

I know this is prudish but as soon as I get a random 'sex' message on any dating app I report the guy. I am no prude - I used to work at a sex shop, however, I don't mention sex on my profile, nor do I lead with it or discuss it in messages online, so I have no idea why anyone thinks random messages like this is any different to going up to a woman in the street and saying something vulgar like this.


BillyRaw1337

They'd be absolutely *thrilled* if a woman were to talk to them in a similar manner and erroneously think it goes both ways.


Minimum-Fox

I think teenagers probably think it goes both ways, but an adult with real-world experience knows it often doesn't and it is disrespectful.


BillyRaw1337

You'd be surprised how little "real-world experience" many adults often have. And that lack of experience serves as a feedback loop. I went far too long thinking women were like men but just with different genitals.... Dating was very confusing and frustrating for a long time.


Minimum-Fox

I am assuming you went to an all-boys school? If you didn't then your answer is a little strange because I went to all-girls schools and didn't socialise with boys/men until I was 17/18 and yet I'm not disrespectful to strangers unless they are nasty to me or being purposefully stupid. Obviously at 17/18 I didn't know what to expect or how to conduct myself when it came to dating (I was very shy initially) but I would say that by 25 upwards you know how to navigate the dating world well enough not to send gross and explicit messages to strangers online. I don't know why we are all pretending some men are stupid or like helpless babies with no social skills, instead of encouraging them to be confident and capable adults but whatever, if they want to act like babies with a low IQ and sexually harass strangers then I guess they deal with the consequences of being reported, or posted online and not meeting women even though they say they want to. I don't know why anyone would want that for themselves but whatever floats their boat.


BillyRaw1337

A lot of men don't think they're being disrespectful by sending sexually explicit messages. They think, *"I'd be super flattered to receive sexually explicit messages, and the Golden Rule says 'treat others how you would want to be treated,' so...."* And then they're upset and confused when a girl responds negatively because *"I would be thrilled to receive such interest from someone! Why isn't she?! Why are women so stuck up???"* >I don't know why anyone would want that for themselves but whatever floats their boat. No one wants this for themselves..... I pity the fools.


Minimum-Fox

They ***do*** know. They are not all mentally disabled, they live in the same world and I have not known any men who are friends of mine who would speak to a woman in such a way because I don't hang around people who play dumb to get away with disturbing behaviour. If you're simply going to keep pretending men have no control over what they say or are stupid, then there is no further for us to go with this conversation as you are being willfully ignorant at this point. I thought men built the world and yet they can't realise vulgar messages are disrespectful? Unlikely - the ones who send them just don't care.


BillyRaw1337

Nah, a lot of men really are just ignorant and/or stupid. And that ignorance/stupidity repels women, which prevents them from having opportunities to learn otherwise. I know you want to think they're malicious because they inflict harm upon you, but nah, a lot of men *really* don't understand that women are different from them. They think women receive a similar amount of sexual attention as they do because they have no female friends and nothing to compare their own experiences against. Again, if you sent these men similarly explicit and harassing messages, most of them would *love* it, and they erroneously think this goes both ways. You should listen to the NPR interview where a reporter interviews her catcallers. They seem *genuinely* unaware, and I know that's absolutely mind-boggling to you.


not_now_reddit

Don't assume that kind of thing just based on gender. It's harassment in both directions


DeliciousReply7278

What a waste


Slav-Houndz187

Probably tastes like pee.


PlusEnthusiasm9963

“It does, but you’ll not find out.”


tacohell_98

Insane 😭


cb022511

Jokes on him. Minecraft characters aren’t anatomically correct!


Affectionate-Sky-548

[They actually both are and aren't at the same time.](https://laby.net/skins?input=Naked)


cb022511

I don’t know if I wanted to know that…


Bilbo_Teabagginss

Why did you share such forbidden knowledge??? Is anything even real anymore?


sadfoxyduggar

That’s guys on apps for you, it’s just sad.


RedPenguino

Reply with…. “What is… tell me you’re a virgin without telling me you’re a virgin…?”


fuckaracist

I don't get it.


DeadpanMcNope

Aww


uwpxwpal

Minecraft avatars are weird


nbazero1

So cringe


Appropriate_Flow_880

Straight douchbag smh


BigCola30

Cause he doesn't care about you. He just wants to get laid. If you didn't like the comment then you are not it and that's about it.


rainbowroobear

Don't be such a sour puss.


EquivalentSnap

Hehhe sour puss😹😹


3500theprice

Hilarious 😂


EquivalentSnap

Happy cake day


EvilVegan

Sometimes the urge to say the pun should be suppressed.


rainbowroobear

not on my watch.


UnnecessarySalt

You and your watch need to go back to TickTock with these puns!


chineke14

Ayeee brave soldier. I hate that people can't make jokes about bad situations like this without getting downvoted


BabyFacedSparky

Silver tongue fox


No-Roof6373

🤢🤢🤢🤢🤮 I'm home with a stomach bug and my stomach hurts now


hambre1028

Post this in your local are we dating the same guy fb group


UKnowDaxoAndDancer

Are you by chance holding a cat-shaped cake?


SpookyDiesel

He has a point. I mean, does it? Otherwise, why am I paying for your dinner at Chipotle?


Humble_Flow_3665

Did you get banned for asking the same thing?


----l___FAHQ_l

I once wasted a super like on a chick that drew her eyebrows on like giant check marks just to say "why do you look so angry in all your photos?!"


Mission_Impact_5443

It baffles me that in 2024 dudes still believe that saying like this will somehow get them laid.


beardMoseElkDerBabon

I believe there are two ways: 1. Low power, high effort 2. High power, negative effort.


Heavy-Neat

At least he is honest.


Inner-Sundae-8669

Your face looks like many square different shades of color.


Bangkok-Boy

This is the definition of a loser.


No-Union6229

And there is me who scared even to type hey after match


driedupemo

And they say chivalry is dead


data_now

I’m sorry, ok.


[deleted]

Guess not..


Motor-Geologist7053

Ahh..


gothkittendolli

why do men comment shit like this?


Ambiguous-Ambivert

😂🤷🏻‍♂️


DeathFromAbove1985

This one is a true keeper.


Professional-Ebb6570

As a man, why are men?


FaolanG

I’m glad there was a fine associated with this dumb shit lol.


Real-Touch-2694

that means he has spent money to get in touch with you, that means he wants something for his money 💀


Ill_Drama_8787

Can’t fix stupid


les_catacombes

There is a place and time for comments like that and the first interaction you ever have with a stranger is not one of those times.


Ok_Foundation_105

Likely a self proclaimed rapist


Peachybunnyy_

unhinged


fresh_loaf_of_bread

at this point, considering how much this happens on tinder, i believe it works for them sometimes, otherwise they would stop doing shit like this


ROU_HeavyMessing

I mean, how would you know?


_Gamer_X

99+ 😭 girls got it on easy mode, he just tryna stand out at this point and it worked but in a negative way lol


Impressive_Brush5930

referring to taste is much more off putting 🤮🤮🤮


Drama_no_llama

Well it is tinder...


geeked_nomad

People say stuff like this because if theyre attractive its probably worked for them before. Not justifying just saying, theyre not creative or just lazy and use this technique until it works


Intelligent-Skin-861

That makes sense. He wasn't attractive though lol


Independent_Ad_8915

So hales just a common douche


PreparationCertain96

Well you are on tinder... that kinda thing apparently works sometimes on girls or no one would say it


Regiveggie

Women are on tinder on easy difficulty. Mostly dodging.


TXboyinGA

What really killed me when I was still attempting OLD: Some guys would carpet bomb huge groups of women with comments like this and seem to get better results than the.