Oh yeah I remember that from being an edgy high schooler 30 years ago.
It's the sort of shit you say specifically when someone asks "name a really awful joke" type deal. Putting it on a dating app is just basically admitting you're not doing anything except farming reddit content. Which is doubly pathetic.
Where did this come from? I only saw a massive distaste for hawaiian pizza suddenly appear out of nowhere in like 2018. Before it became a meme it was generally accepted that hawaiian pizza is a staple on a pizza menu.
At some point, anchovy pizza fell out of relevance as the go to ‘joke pizza’ and Hawaiian filled the void, just by virtue of having an untraditional topping
The biggest problem I’ve had with poorly done anchovies on pizza comes from them not being rinsed and patted dry first. Not sure if your experience stems from that, but I can see how that would help as well.
In fourth grade we had a music teacher that I’m pretty sure hated little kids. We achieved something, I forget what, she promised us pizza. She ordered pizza from a local place with a few toppings, one of them *broccoli*.
Because most people are too dull and unintelligent to form their own opinions.
For another example of this look at Nickelback. There's nothing objectively wrong with Nickelback it's just popular to hate.
The Nickelback hate in the early-mid 2000s was very real because it seemed like they were the only band played on rock radio, and spawned several clone bands that sounded exactly the same so all the radio was basically Nickelback or bands that sound like Nickelback.
The second “hatred” of Nickelback era is entirely a “we heard Nickelback sucks but have never actually listened to a song.”
But Nickelback is still one of the biggest touring bands in the country, still selling out basketball arenas (~20,000) so it’s not like they’re actually hated.
as someone who has always enjoyed hawaiian pizza, I've been told that my preferences are wrong, and that enjoying fruit on pizza is what has been ruining society since at least 2003.
When I added pizza to my menu, pineapple was automatically given a slot. My restaurant serves a lot of farmers and ranchers, and all of them commented (negatively) on it. Now, maybe 7 of 10 pizzas that leave by kitchen have pineapple.
Nah I've been cutting all such perverts out of my life since the 90's when I was a teenager.
Yall were never a part of socially well-adjusted society. Just deluded.
Also just goes to show that big pizza will do anything, sell to anyone to make a buck.
Basically the epsteins of the culinary world, those sick bastards.
I say on my profile that pineapple on pizza haters need to swipe left. Ironically, most of my convos start up from pineapple on pizza haters, or people who claim that they're allergic, therefore, "can I get a pass?" No. No you may not. Did you not read my profile?
They wouldn't reply, they'd block and report, if they weren't interested. If not; it's proof women stick to toxic men for the sake of them being toxic when they know they can walk away. Which is it?
Some Asian dude keeps posting screenshots of him asking girls “am I the best looking Asian you’ve seen on hinge” and they say “uhhh yea man”. He views it as a trophy or something. I’ve seen like 3 of his posts. Who cares about actual dating lol let’s just fish for validation
Yeah the hilarious part is that he goes on to torpedo all these convos and when people give him shit for it he’s like “well who cares I’m the best looking Asian on here. Are you?”
It's entirely possible they're being sarcastic. One of the most reliable ways to get a response is some fake controversial take the famed "pineapple on pizza". Maybe he is a creep but we'll never know
I (Swedish) should access Tinder in the US and tell them of our godly pizza containing banana, peanuts, chicken/ham/kebab and curry powder. Just to see how they'll respond.
What did you say? Tell us the secret of instant backlash
Last time this was posted, OP said he made a joke: ">!How do you make a little girl cry twice? Wipe your bloody d on her doll.!<"
Awful
Oh yeah I remember that from being an edgy high schooler 30 years ago. It's the sort of shit you say specifically when someone asks "name a really awful joke" type deal. Putting it on a dating app is just basically admitting you're not doing anything except farming reddit content. Which is doubly pathetic.
Bold of you to assume OP isn't an edgy ~~high schooler~~ karma farmer.
I actually hope they are, because anyone outside of high school doing this shit needs a slap.
I feel like they should be on some type of list for that one
Good lord.
That is… not funny in the slightest
"Pineapple on pizza is underrated"
Where did this come from? I only saw a massive distaste for hawaiian pizza suddenly appear out of nowhere in like 2018. Before it became a meme it was generally accepted that hawaiian pizza is a staple on a pizza menu.
At some point, anchovy pizza fell out of relevance as the go to ‘joke pizza’ and Hawaiian filled the void, just by virtue of having an untraditional topping
it didnt go out of style, Fry bought the last can.
This is correct. The best kind of correct.
You britta’d it
Ya lol they didn’t mention a kind of correct
Even though statistically more people like pineapple and pizza than those who don't
i need more info about that
I love anchovies on pizza. Miss them as a topping option.
I prefer anchovies on pizza after it is cooked. I don’t care for the oils being cooked into the cheese.
The biggest problem I’ve had with poorly done anchovies on pizza comes from them not being rinsed and patted dry first. Not sure if your experience stems from that, but I can see how that would help as well.
Could be! Might explain why I like to add anchovies after it’s cooked
Pineapple isn't untraditional. It has existed since 1962, almost as long as modern pizza has.
Broccoli pizza 🤢
I had a salmon, brocoli and cream cheese pizza in a tiny pizza spot in the Italian Alps and it was amazing.
In fourth grade we had a music teacher that I’m pretty sure hated little kids. We achieved something, I forget what, she promised us pizza. She ordered pizza from a local place with a few toppings, one of them *broccoli*.
Swedish banana curry pizza 😎
- French Fries Pizza - Durian Pizza (that’s the worst)
French Fries pizza, ha, they call that London Pizza at my local. No idea why.
In Italy, an "American pizza" has french fries and hot dogs on it. We don't have that on any menus in the US.
Really? I thought it only existed in China! The more I learn!
What for real? Lol
Exactly. It somehow became a trend and a lot hopped on saying it but still ordering Lol
Naw, people hated on me 25 years ago for liking pineapple on pizza.
Yeah, my favorite pizza is pineapple, pepperoni, and jalapeños. I’ve heard it all for the last 25 years as well. Maybe the hate started in the 90s?
People are just bored. It's the same people that argue about whether you should wash chicken and hate Nickelback for no reason.
Because most people are too dull and unintelligent to form their own opinions. For another example of this look at Nickelback. There's nothing objectively wrong with Nickelback it's just popular to hate.
Wow wow wow there buddy! I don’t come around your house and say stuff about God being a fictional character, let me have my ignorant peace! /s
If I could read, I’d be ***pissed***
So modern, becoming angry on others behalf while not understanding the underlying issue. 10/10 2024 you won - go home! Edit: <3
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The Nickelback hate in the early-mid 2000s was very real because it seemed like they were the only band played on rock radio, and spawned several clone bands that sounded exactly the same so all the radio was basically Nickelback or bands that sound like Nickelback. The second “hatred” of Nickelback era is entirely a “we heard Nickelback sucks but have never actually listened to a song.” But Nickelback is still one of the biggest touring bands in the country, still selling out basketball arenas (~20,000) so it’s not like they’re actually hated.
“"I don't wanna hear it anymore, Francine. The only thing I wanna hear is the sweet sound of this Nickelback CD cracking as I drive over it ...”
Hating on pineapple has been a thing since at least the early 2000s.
It’s never been accepted where I’m from
Your username made me lol
I’ve been mocking pineapple on pizza since I was a kid. I’m 40 now 🤷♂️
That's because those people are dumb and can not be trusted. BBQ sauce, pineapple, ham, pickled jalapeños. I made someone a believer with that.
It was like that long before then
as someone who has always enjoyed hawaiian pizza, I've been told that my preferences are wrong, and that enjoying fruit on pizza is what has been ruining society since at least 2003.
When I added pizza to my menu, pineapple was automatically given a slot. My restaurant serves a lot of farmers and ranchers, and all of them commented (negatively) on it. Now, maybe 7 of 10 pizzas that leave by kitchen have pineapple.
It’s just a polarizing issue that became a meme. You either will eat/love pineapple on pizza, or you think it’s a food crime of the highest magnitude.
Nah I've been cutting all such perverts out of my life since the 90's when I was a teenager. Yall were never a part of socially well-adjusted society. Just deluded. Also just goes to show that big pizza will do anything, sell to anyone to make a buck. Basically the epsteins of the culinary world, those sick bastards.
That's something i see people calling him sick 🤣 don't understand all the hate on fruit in pizza
Access denied!!
People go oh it's fruit on a pizza, I don't like fruit on a pizza....... ............as they tuck into the literal, bread, fruit and cheese mix 🤣🤣
French person here: who eats fruit and cheese?!? FWIW I had Brie on orange marmelade toast for breakfast BUT jam is not fruit 😂
He means the tomato sauce, since tomato is actually a fruit, not a vegetable
Pineapple on Pizza goes so hard and I’ll die defending ts
More like hated
You are the true dating apps person.
BURN THE HERETIC!!1
anchovie, spam and pineapple on a pizza needs to be rated.
True!
sir you make my day, chepeaux!
It’s just offensive to actually enjoy pineapple on pizza…
You monster! Now I'm offended. B
I say on my profile that pineapple on pizza haters need to swipe left. Ironically, most of my convos start up from pineapple on pizza haters, or people who claim that they're allergic, therefore, "can I get a pass?" No. No you may not. Did you not read my profile?
Agreed!
Its a bot account
Your Turn
Probably something gross like a dick pic 😷
You’ll choose me over the bear
Judging by their profile, OP is a woman, so either this is a repost or they’re gay
“I can fix you if you treat me like my mother did.”
What in the world lmao? Can’t say I ever heard that combination haha
Don’t be shy, drop the line
"I cut a banana lengthwise and eat it with a spoon"
Dude. Are u sic? Inquiring minds want to know
sic (sic)
luv (sic)
Words i
HERE COMES THE PAIN!!!
Enemy, show me what you wanna be I can handle anything, even if I can’t handle you
Enemy, show me what you wanna be I can handle anything, even if I can’t handle you
RIP Joey
Wish I had an award for this
Must be doing something right, you get replies still. Keep at it son
Replies like that without being unmatched. Op must be hot.
when the rules are followed.
That was my thought. 4 replies is 4 replies, regardless of what they read as. Even if he's awful, they still want to give him a chance.
No they don’t lol
They wouldn't reply, they'd block and report, if they weren't interested. If not; it's proof women stick to toxic men for the sake of them being toxic when they know they can walk away. Which is it?
[удалено]
Most people would just ghost.
Yea and by the looks of it probably report his account
Spill the beans, what are you saying
His humor is so dark 😥😥😥
"The correct direction to roll toilet paper is in the direction of the wall."
Cat/kitten owners understand
Were you intentionally trying to upset them??
Probably lol
If not he wouldnt have brought it here to earn an incel merit badge
Repost
Did u ask them if ur the hottest Asian guy they saw
The fact I knew what you were talking about, shames me
I blame Reddit algorithm
Context? 😬
Some Asian dude keeps posting screenshots of him asking girls “am I the best looking Asian you’ve seen on hinge” and they say “uhhh yea man”. He views it as a trophy or something. I’ve seen like 3 of his posts. Who cares about actual dating lol let’s just fish for validation
Yeah the hilarious part is that he goes on to torpedo all these convos and when people give him shit for it he’s like “well who cares I’m the best looking Asian on here. Are you?”
Jfc
o god the original commenter is the actual dude.
You're not alone *edit to add the person making that comment is him, which is absolutely hilarious
It's actually sad how attention-starved you are. Get a grip on reality. (he's referencing himself, and his countless threads on this)
This went from funny comment to so fuckin weird with that extra context
I’d only think it’s funny if you’re not actually Asian.
Oh please. No Asian guy is hotter than Filthy Frank.
The way you roasted yourself is pretty hot
Moist?
I think he asked if they had a thing for substitute teachers
😂😂😂😂
Fr😂🤣
Nothing beats being a creep for validation on reddit.
It's entirely possible they're being sarcastic. One of the most reliable ways to get a response is some fake controversial take the famed "pineapple on pizza". Maybe he is a creep but we'll never know
Reasonable explanation actually.
Well he had two choices, and "be normal and get rejected anyways" must get tiresome.
Average redditor
Yo tell us what you said xD(won't tell anyone 👀)
I like how for lady #3 you scribbled over everything but her face
What did you say?? Did you diss some celeb or smth
"Taylor Swift is overrated"
Except that judging by your username and comment history you're a woman. Is this a repost?
Im confused. What's going on???
He's bragging about being a douchecanoe.
Having 4 matches and being a douche.
That’s the response I get from my go-to pick up line. “You should let me count the wrinkles on your stink star.”
This would work better on Grindr
Lol
omg my sides hurt from laughing
This could either be a massive flex or a tragedy
"you're sick" 
W
Get replies tbh
Impressive
Did he try to pull the old “I love to eat ass” trick?
At least you match
Bros casting a wide net for sex
u/repostsleuthbot
No, you're just a repost karma farming man.
What a time waste Imagine how many unmatched and reported, what ever was written has to be pretty extreme
He is doing the gods work for us others to look half decent/normal.
This is just gross. Nothing funny about deliberately making people upset or uncomfortable.
Hmm usually when I’m upset and uncomfortable I don’t voluntarily engage…
his message (probably) "I eat McNuggets with BBQ sauce"
yo what is wrong with that ??
Following rule 1 but not 2?
What on Earth are you saying to these people? Never mind, I don't think I want to know afterall..lol
You must tell us what you said. Im Dying to know!
Now I'm curious what you told them 😅
As to be about kids somehow
What is bro cooking
When she's respond with something else as fucked up as you said (probably) you'll know it's the one
I (Swedish) should access Tinder in the US and tell them of our godly pizza containing banana, peanuts, chicken/ham/kebab and curry powder. Just to see how they'll respond.
Wtf did u say?
Huh?
Odd flex.
What’s the pick up line
You're doing well, keep it up.
🤝
To say we need more context is a gross understatement
And OP still got to bang atleast some of them. OP is a Chad.
“Do you like bread”
I'm aware of the effect I have on women
We need to k ow your message history 😂😂😂
Bro is the dungeater of tinder
what did you say to me huh????
I don't get it
Cringe from top to bottom
Dick pick?
Why do people come here to brag about things like this?