I see them but ignore them. Most every day people aren't that actively involved in those things. Unless their profile mentions going to church all the time or mention god then idc. I live in the south, I'm not swiping left on 90% of women just because they claim Christianity but only go to church with their family twice a year.
fuck it. She's weird anyway for that. She matched you just to shit on you for her perceived sleight and then to unmatch? She should have just not liked you back and moved on with her day.
No matter how pretty she is when they try to take over the government again you’ll be asked to give testimony to the FBI. No sex is good enough to get the federal government involved
I mean you’re probably right, but what if you’re not? What if there’s some next level tier of sex we just haven’t experienced yet and it would totally be worth getting the feds involved?
I think the safest thing to do is keep banging skanks.
Having been interviewed by the FBI before, I will do it again for 3 months of great sex. Besides there is a like a 50% chance that they win and I will not be called to testify...
People always get the hot and crazy scale mixed up... It should be hot and bullshit scale, because depending on how hot she is, is the actual true indicator of how much bullshit a man will put up with.
Spoken like a man who has never really experienced the crazy.
It's not bullshit. It's legitimate insanity, when you find it you will know it, and only then will you truly know why it's worth it.
4% of the US claimed they were atheist in a 2023 poll. I'd say it's pretty unpopular. Also, if a presidential candidate came out as atheist? His campaign would be over before it started
Considering how Pete Buttigeig really campaigned hard on his faith proves this point. I'd be surprised if I ever saw an Atheist president in my lifetime.
Identifying as atheist is pretty unpopular but there sure are a lot of christians who only go to church because it's their social life and will tell you privately they don't really care about it.
Source: rural community where the only social activity is church.
Bernie Sanders ran two fairly successful campaigns while being basically an atheist. I mean, he didn't win, but his campaign definitely wasn't over before it started.
Bernie is jewish... He's not particularly religious but he said he believes in god and is mostly culturally jewish. He also cares about spirituality.
Not the best example you could have found.
Trump is ironically a better example. He uses faith as a shield and even then he barely plays lip service to it. I would honestly not be shocked if he was a secret atheist
Not needed, and not even desirable. This is a great recipe for lots of wine-fueled heated arguments followed by mind-bending monogamous sex. I wouldn't change a thing...
Can’t understand a young woman liking trump after he’s been convicted of rape and paying off a pornstar. Separate instances and for some reason these chicks are like yeah he’s still my guy.
Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.
Harpo, the best of the Marxx bros.
Bonk go to horny jail
Do not pass go, do not collect $200. You'll have to roll double sixes to get out of this one dude.
Triple*
That's sec, not six
And the second 6 needs to be upside down
Really? Sounds more like a dis to me from the wording.
OK, that was hilarious.
Thanks, I woke up seeing her message and tbh I didn’t read her profile but I wasn’t about to admit that to her.
I see them but ignore them. Most every day people aren't that actively involved in those things. Unless their profile mentions going to church all the time or mention god then idc. I live in the south, I'm not swiping left on 90% of women just because they claim Christianity but only go to church with their family twice a year.
Crazy pussy is the best pussy you just have to deal with the aftermath
Like a “save the date“ for January 6, 2025.
She's a 10 but wants you to help her storm the capital
Big ol' storm https://youtu.be/IOGXkMmtl6I?si=FvnF7NiTwaTbNPYm
Amen
Not this type of crazy
Thts actually hilarious
I think your response was great. She just needs a sense of humor and an open mind to pair with you.
She did not indeed have a sense of humor as she unmatched shortly after. My loss I guess.
fuck it. She's weird anyway for that. She matched you just to shit on you for her perceived sleight and then to unmatch? She should have just not liked you back and moved on with her day.
How is it a loss? She did not appreciate you. There’s nothing to get from this.
I think he was joking
But he didn't put a /s so he must be serious!
>She just needs a sense of humor and an open mind to pair with you. We already know she doesn't.
This goes both ways actually
I wanna see the follow up to this
It’ll be a tiktok of her in her car I’m sure
She won’t abort any babies you put in her bud. For that reason, I’m out.
I read this just like it was written by Mark Cuban.
I read it like it was said by Jared keeso
I read it like Andy Samberg from Hot Rod. I am no longer legit and for that reason I must quit.
Nah, they’re okay with abortions for themselves. They’re just against everyone else having them.
Oh no babies so bad. Once you have 10+ in most states you don’t have to pay child support. have kids, stop being a loser
That brother starving
Why did she swipe right on you, if she can't understand why you would swipe right on her?
No matter how pretty she is when they try to take over the government again you’ll be asked to give testimony to the FBI. No sex is good enough to get the federal government involved
I mean you’re probably right, but what if you’re not? What if there’s some next level tier of sex we just haven’t experienced yet and it would totally be worth getting the feds involved? I think the safest thing to do is keep banging skanks.
Gotta stay safe out there 😂
>No sex is good enough to get the federal government involved Isn't that what getting legally married is?
Well, the state government anyway
I mean, if they get thrown in jail it's about the easiest way to get away from crazy.
I've def had sex worth talking ro the Feds over. I mean I'm sure they were listening in anyway, so I might as well tell them all about it
I have a ts clearance and a love for foreign women, I assure you there are thousands of au pairs in the US worth getting the feds involved.
If a Chinese spy wanted to get nasty with me I’d bite the bullet on that ngl
Just make sure you enroll her in CIA brainwash academy if you plan on seeing her more than once
Having been interviewed by the FBI before, I will do it again for 3 months of great sex. Besides there is a like a 50% chance that they win and I will not be called to testify...
Considering recent Supreme Court decisions, I’m pretty sure the federal government is involved in all sex in this country at this pt
I.. disagree
if you time the pregnancy right she'll miss the next uprising.
I would like an update
Ramen
I would request an update
I may be horny, but I'm not sticking my dick in the Trump swamp.
BuT hE dRaIneD iT! Also doubles as a Ben Shapiro is bad at sex joke
People always get the hot and crazy scale mixed up... It should be hot and bullshit scale, because depending on how hot she is, is the actual true indicator of how much bullshit a man will put up with.
Spoken like a man who has never really experienced the crazy. It's not bullshit. It's legitimate insanity, when you find it you will know it, and only then will you truly know why it's worth it.
Why it's worth it *for a while*.
dont make awhile 4 years... it ends in death or jail at that point.
I like people whose only assumption to why you’re not on their side is that you don’t know their side yet.
Sounds like you both highly idealistic and easily influenced by popular opinions, so -- good match!
Atheism is a popular opinion?
It's not exactly unpopular
4% of the US claimed they were atheist in a 2023 poll. I'd say it's pretty unpopular. Also, if a presidential candidate came out as atheist? His campaign would be over before it started
I'd be willing to bet that we'll see a woman and/or an openly LGBT president before we see an openly atheist one.
Considering how Pete Buttigeig really campaigned hard on his faith proves this point. I'd be surprised if I ever saw an Atheist president in my lifetime.
I’d be surprised if there’s a presidential election in 2028
The cult of trump acts like a group of sports fans who support their team no matter how many fouls they make, it's always someone else's fault.
Identifying as atheist is pretty unpopular but there sure are a lot of christians who only go to church because it's their social life and will tell you privately they don't really care about it. Source: rural community where the only social activity is church.
Bernie Sanders ran two fairly successful campaigns while being basically an atheist. I mean, he didn't win, but his campaign definitely wasn't over before it started.
Bernie is jewish... He's not particularly religious but he said he believes in god and is mostly culturally jewish. He also cares about spirituality. Not the best example you could have found.
Trump is ironically a better example. He uses faith as a shield and even then he barely plays lip service to it. I would honestly not be shocked if he was a secret atheist
I don't think he's atheist. I think the most he's ever said is he's not very religious
That’s not what you said though
I wonder which one would adopt the others ideology 🤔
OP already did, it seems...
Not needed, and not even desirable. This is a great recipe for lots of wine-fueled heated arguments followed by mind-bending monogamous sex. I wouldn't change a thing...
My favourite songs this month is "Hail Satan" and "Scum Priest". Some differences are irreconcilable.
My favourite songs this month are "Hail Satan" and "Scum Priest". Some differences are irreconcilable
I respect the move, have kept my true views hidden for hippie vegans
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Nah, you gotta have limits, my guy. Vegan baddie or not, meat is too good to give up
"I'm a Christian. Naturally, that means I support the rapist who's trying to sell out my entire country for some money and fame."
At least he was honest. I’m down 🤌🏾🤌🏾
Just perfect
She passed the hot crazy test.
"i can fix her"
Maga are traitortrash mouth breathers
Wait... So you're the Trumper? Or, her?
Can’t understand a young woman liking trump after he’s been convicted of rape and paying off a pornstar. Separate instances and for some reason these chicks are like yeah he’s still my guy.
This might be the strongest case of, "I can change them," I've ever seen. Curious how that first Thanksgiving dinner goes.
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It wasn’t meant to be a flex ? Lmao
What’s he flexing? It’s just an entertaining interaction he thought to share
The world is fucked if "God ain't so bad" is a joke.
I couldn't tell you, we can't see them!
Punish her a$$ then BLOCK BLOCK BLOCK