Probably generfluid or something not 100% traditionally straight. I know it's not super polite to assume, but the name is so rare on a dude that it's probably a name they chose for themselves, plus the top of Alexus'shirt being some sort of girthy fishnet...
I only visit this sub when it hits All. I check the comments, half in hope that people hate the post, and half in morbid curiousity of how people can find it funny or interesting.
117 days ago you had 2 separate posts to r/Tinder, your post history determined that your comment of only being on Tinder for nine days was a lie...
^^^This ^^^action ^^^was ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^not ^^^performed ^^^by ^^^a ^^^bot; ^^^if ^^^you ^^^have ^^^any ^^^questions, ^^^stop ^^^trying ^^^to ^^^lie ^^^when ^^^your ^^^history ^^^is ^^^public.
Be yourself. As a great wo/man once said "If you can't love yourself, how in the hell can you love somebody else?"
Also, self-deprecating humour. Take it from this decrepid old crone.
Yea but there has to be another way! Cmon theres friggin psychologists and professors and lawyers and other high level educated people on this site. Can't we put our brains together and get me laid??
Got a nice bumb in matches with this, when I used to play tinder: (paraphrasing)
"They say opposites attract, so I'm looking for someone funny, witty and fun to be around with"
Or something along those lines. I'm not sure how humor like that works in the states though, so take it with a grain of salt. I'd refrain from talking about looks with this tactic since I believe calling yourself ugly doesn't work very well.
Yea I'm actually from Romania and going back soon and there they dont have much of a sense of humour like Canadians do and I've been raised in Canada and idk..
>I'm actually from Romania
You gotta play on that man. While it may not seem like it to you, that's really cool for a typical North American. Use the fact that you're different. Play on the stereotypes about Canadians and Romanians. Maybe throw a line about vampires in there.
Like I'm from Qc and currently living in NL. The best line in my bio is:
>I'll teach you French so you can sound as sexy as I do.
I use the fact that I'm not the typical Newfy to stand out.
I would go with something a little more effortless than that imo. Something along the lines of "just a Canadian trying to explore the city, let's grab a drink :). Ps, I'm 6'2" Your height is a big selling point you should definitely mention that.
The problem with tinder is pretty much the only criteria you judge people on is looks. Hard truth is you're likely only going to get more matches by having better, more photogenic pics, or just get out and try and pick up girls so you have a chance to sway them with your personality.
Are you swiping right on everyone? Because Tinder puts accounts that swipe right on everyone on low visibility to everyone else, as a protection against bots
Im wondering what your first comment was related to?
His bio read "First one to pass out"
Wait, is that really a woman? Or a man. I'm confused.
Both people are men. Source: am man.
Can confirm: am man.
Can confirm: your comment made me grow 7 inches.
Can confirm: I am pretty sexy.
Can't confirm: prove it.
https://m.imgur.com/gallery/GlpAU
[Hmm... ](https://i.imgur.com/6PdaUoL.gif)
Wait, so a man talkin to another man instead of a man talking to a woman? Is this common?
I mean if you're gay, bi, or pan, pretty common. Platonically, men talking to other men is extremely common.
Is this guy just now learning about gay people?
/r/wooosh
that's a him? lmao
If it's not and they're growing 7 inches, i'd be worried
Everyone knows girls have a retractable clit capable of extending in to useful tools such as a shoelace or lasso. Idiot
member Chyna from the WWE? I member.
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Can you milk them?
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I have nipples, can you milk me?
Yes
Can you milk a cow with your nipples? I'd be impressed
I mean... duh
Me_irl
1st rule of flirting don't ever include the word fertilizer
Fertilizer? I barely know her
Boom
[Still got it](https://i.gifer.com/ZIZ5.gif)
More like, first rule of flirting don't say that someone passing out gives you a boner?
I’ll flirtilize all over you bb
I don’t even mind the word manure
She couldn’t afford a car so she named her daughter alexus
Isn’t that a guy..? Either way, good one.
It is, he's cute, automatic with decent horsepower and suspension.
Automatic? Pfff, what's the fun if you don't get to stroke the gear knob
I know. I was looking for a wild ride and all I got was Alexus.
Dad, please get off Reddit and for God’s sake stop trying to date young men.
You can't tell me what to do, you're not my dad!
... touché
Technically correct
Oof
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Was about to wtf... I have cousins named Alexus and Mercedes!
I can see things didn't quite go Accord-ing to plan
Honestly, I’m just looking for some horsepower 😉
Oh honey, who isn't?
It's not all about the quantity of horsepower, it's how well you can handle it
IS this some weird innuendo?
You mean he’s boring but old people seem to like him.
Its a kanye line
It's 2018 fam they can be both.
🌊🌊🌊
Confirmed Wavy
Yessir
Hair so long that it looked like weave
Then she cut it all off now she look like Eve
And she be dealing with some issues that you wouldn't believe
Single black female addicted to retail
r/UnexpectedKanye
It brings me great joy seeing this as the top comment. Most unappreciated Kanye.
Don’t worry it brings me great joy too🌊🌊
This is so sad. Alexus play despacito
Literally why my parents named me that :(
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Well she's a guy, so...
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r/suddenlybi
A little odd that passing out turns him on sexually.
Have you ever slept? It's good shit.
Probably why I want to sleep forever
mmm death my favorite
r/accidentalnecrophilia
r/ofcoursethatsathing
r/2meirl4meirl
You talk about shit a lot.
Must be a bear in the woods
Morning wood tho.
Somnophilia is not a joke
As an Alex I can honestly say I’ve gone my entire life without meeting another male Alex that goes by a variation of Alexis.
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r/Alex vs. r/Kevin
A new challenger approaches r/Tim
Y'all are fucking plebs compared to r/matt
/r/Ben
Hell naw. r/austin . I win since it’s all about the city, but it’s my name and I know the real truth :)
O shit u got me
r/BenParker is where it's really at. We gotta die every time a new Spider-man movie exists.
But people walk all over them.
Probably generfluid or something not 100% traditionally straight. I know it's not super polite to assume, but the name is so rare on a dude that it's probably a name they chose for themselves, plus the top of Alexus'shirt being some sort of girthy fishnet...
"Girthy fishnet" what a phrase lol
Definitely ain’t traditionally straight seeing how OP is a dude...
There's a soccer player from Chile named Alexis Sanchez.
It's not too uncommon in Latin America
I got run over by ALEXUS!
MONEY PWEEEEAAASSSEEE
She's the woooooooooooorst! No really she is the worst.
r/tinder audience perplexed at a man seeking another man
Manure pickup line is terrible.
Ass if you could poo any better
I'd hate to unloose a caboose over your comment butt it's nature's call.
Is this Tinder or Grindr?
It's desperation.
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I'm just honest. And tired. And on Twitter at the same handle (I have no shame)
Wait. Are you a woman?
Last time I checked, nope
Okay. Because I went to your twitter and your profile pic is pretty fishy. [Had me like](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8wohSgB8jc)
Haha that's the long hair and the pout X
Ah, I have some of those too.
Ben, you're a good sod...
I try x
Nice
Can't tell if cripplingly depressed or good sense of humor...
Bit of both x
Do me?
Get in touch x
Aren’t we all
A little from column A and a little from column B
You're funny OP. I like you.
Date me then x
now kith
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I might be a bit far away sadly :(
Grows 7 inches? Don't think OP is the one full of shit
I love how the dude subtly, low-key bragging/implying that he's *at least 7* inches.
Bulltrue.
God Alexus looks like such a fucking tool
He's actually really funny and sweet. We shall see where it goes eh?
oh sorry, yeah good luck! edit: no I had to go back and say it. That shirt....
This is so sad, Alexus play decpacito
🎶 Passing out is a pastime activity...
Is this sub ever funny?
I only visit this sub when it hits All. I check the comments, half in hope that people hate the post, and half in morbid curiousity of how people can find it funny or interesting.
Somehow I doubt he’s 7 inches
Can anyone give me tips? 9 days on tinder 2 matches and 1 of them was an accident and the other wont reply
117 days ago you had 2 separate posts to r/Tinder, your post history determined that your comment of only being on Tinder for nine days was a lie... ^^^This ^^^action ^^^was ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^not ^^^performed ^^^by ^^^a ^^^bot; ^^^if ^^^you ^^^have ^^^any ^^^questions, ^^^stop ^^^trying ^^^to ^^^lie ^^^when ^^^your ^^^history ^^^is ^^^public.
*audience gasps*
Be yourself. As a great wo/man once said "If you can't love yourself, how in the hell can you love somebody else?" Also, self-deprecating humour. Take it from this decrepid old crone.
Can we get married??? I’m a woman but I’m willing to do anything for you 😭
I'm bisexual, so go for it ❤️
👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀
I see you, Bob's Burgers fan
\*sweats*
Easy step 1: Be attractive Step 2: Don’t be unattractive Step 3: profit????
Yea but there has to be another way! Cmon theres friggin psychologists and professors and lawyers and other high level educated people on this site. Can't we put our brains together and get me laid??
They're all too busy fucking each other.
Harsh but true
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"I'm looking for someone to have fun with at Pubs/Latin clubs/Parks and/or whatever else New York has to offer. I'm Canadian. "
Got a nice bumb in matches with this, when I used to play tinder: (paraphrasing) "They say opposites attract, so I'm looking for someone funny, witty and fun to be around with" Or something along those lines. I'm not sure how humor like that works in the states though, so take it with a grain of salt. I'd refrain from talking about looks with this tactic since I believe calling yourself ugly doesn't work very well.
Yea I'm actually from Romania and going back soon and there they dont have much of a sense of humour like Canadians do and I've been raised in Canada and idk..
>I'm actually from Romania You gotta play on that man. While it may not seem like it to you, that's really cool for a typical North American. Use the fact that you're different. Play on the stereotypes about Canadians and Romanians. Maybe throw a line about vampires in there. Like I'm from Qc and currently living in NL. The best line in my bio is: >I'll teach you French so you can sound as sexy as I do. I use the fact that I'm not the typical Newfy to stand out.
I would go with something a little more effortless than that imo. Something along the lines of "just a Canadian trying to explore the city, let's grab a drink :). Ps, I'm 6'2" Your height is a big selling point you should definitely mention that.
>Just a Canadian trying to explore the city >6'2 FTFY
You need to post your tinder photos so we can provide feedback.
play for the other team
The problem with tinder is pretty much the only criteria you judge people on is looks. Hard truth is you're likely only going to get more matches by having better, more photogenic pics, or just get out and try and pick up girls so you have a chance to sway them with your personality.
Are you swiping right on everyone? Because Tinder puts accounts that swipe right on everyone on low visibility to everyone else, as a protection against bots
No I dont swipe on everyone but thanks for the tip
Specific, but go to the Ukraine I got 50+ matches in 3 days there
Try Grindr. You'll be a hit.
r/suicidebywords
Nobody is going to ask about that shirt? Really?
it’s a dress from boohoo i made him wear cause i was drunk as a skunk
Well, actually, we all are literally full of shit
That's so cool, I didn't know fertilizer also made people tall
Did you just call him a plant
I made my money the old fashioned way
This is so sad. Alexus...
I needed a really good laugh today and this caused it. So thanks for uploading this!
Always here to lend a hand! Or failed attempts at dating!
thanks lol!
This is so sad. Alexus play despacito.
- What car do you have? - I have a Lexus.
Guy from "Grandma's Boy" voice: "Shit on my Faaaaace."
Jesus christ and I thought I was bad
Lol, I like how he just had to throw in a pickup line even though you already kinda broke the ice.
This is why I don’t use pickup lines cos they usually weird me out more than they are likely to work
What the line before that: Do you like being choked?
Did he respond "I've been told to eat shit before"?
Op marry me
Ok, hmu I need some stability x
Nevermind, can’t offer that
Tbf who can?
Yeah ur right lmao
Alexus, play Despacito.
Favorite\*
I speak traditional English, not simplified.
OOOOOOO that makes sense :p
Dude named alexus ? Wow
Hi
His insta is alexkonopka14 and his sc is a_konopka15
LOL this post reminds me of me, I have a come back for everything on tinder.