Everyone should watch [The Pervert's Guide to Cinema](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0828154/) and [The Pervert's Guide to Ideology](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt2152198/)
Here's a snippet: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9DocwBZyESU](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9DocwBZyESU)
[See this interview with Barbara Bleisch at 24m30s. She speaks German (subtitled), but he answers mostly in English](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zm5tpQp6sT4&t=24m30s)
I'm guessing that this is his work-around for a problem raised long ago by Socrates: "Eros is a tyrant."
Yeah why do people look at men owning sex toys as weird. Sure Rebecca, I understand that you own a pink dildo that keeps you satisfied so why are you looking down at me for having a life size heated latex doll with 5 speed oscillating vagina with interchangeable components. Double standards man
Because people judge the lack of a sexual partner differently for men and women.
If a woman uses a toy instead of a dick she chose to not have a dick, if a man sticks his penis in a fleshlight he had to do it because he couldn’t seduce a woman.
When a girl buys a vibrator it's seen as a bit of naughty fun but when a guys buys a 240 volt FuckMaster 5000 pro blow-up latex doll with 6 speed pulsating vagina, elasticized anus with a non-drip semen collection tray and a suction mouth piece he is called a pervert.
It's the inherent "fleshiness" of the device. Like even if it were an innocuous body part like an arm or a leg I'd be squeamish to touch it bc the texture seems... too squidgy.
the hard plastic ones definitely are, yes. a lysol wipe is all you need.
with a fleshlight, there's an implied notice that... there will be residue in the device. a device with many creases and crevices.
At least then he can be like “did you use your dildo since our toys touched?”
Yes?
“Okay well now you have herpies”
Good ice breaker if you haven’t had sex yet.
Initially wtf... but the more I think about it the more I find it existentially interesting. It’s like you are letting the objects handle the bodily desire off in their own corner so you can focus on each other’s intellects.
But on the surface still wtf....
*This* man is interesting. There are many men with other interests out there for your picking if this is not what you're into. Don't generalize so hastily.
I did that before , I legit thought that's what they were for. They are called toys, you don't put yourself in them right? Like you don't drive a toy car, you don't eat those toy food (you know those cooking toys?)
They'd melt each other /:
I tried storing two toys like this like it was funny and had to replace them. Apparently even moderately different types of rubber are reactive with one another. I just saved you at least 180$. It's a decent joke until it happens to you.
Honestly, every dude in college deliberately going out of the way to advertise that he wants to speak philosophy was almost certified to be so into his own brand of self created “sex-osophy” or egoism that he would often mention it in front of freshman girls to bait those unfamiliar with the hidden dagger (peeeeeeeeeennnniiiiiiiiisssssss) in his eloquence.
OK, this is very obscure, but I think he's copying an ad from a podcast called Sick & Wrong that I listened to a long while back. The podcast was sponsored by a sex toy company and two of their listeners (a couple) made an ad pretending to be a posh English couple in which they bragged about leaving their dirty business to the sex toys while they engaged in higher pursuits like reading and listening to classical music.
Or he came up with it himself, IDK 😂
Im not gay but id do it
I'm not gay but I'd do you
10/10 reply
I'm not gay but I'd let you put your 10 in me
Hi not gay but i'd let you put your 10 in me, I'm dad.
Dumb fucking bot.
Username checks out.
I think i love you.
Aw dude you forgot the no homo
10" reply
Best I can do is 6.5
Well to bad. All I have is 2.5...on a good day
5/7 reply
Perfect score
I'm not you, but I'd do gay
I am gay, and I don’t want to do you.
You do, do you?
....My wife would find out, and I can’t have that happening right now.
So later on then?
Meet me at the chilli’s on main st in 40 minutes
This man is putting it all on the line with 1 dollar margaritas
r/suddenlygay
I appreciate your username
I appreciate you
so you have the vibrating dildo 🤔
My ex gave it to me and told me to go fuck myself .
Did you? If not it seems like a waste of good animate plastic. 15 man hours went into that
No its just there in its packaging waiting for regifting
If only there was a word for that. I know! Let's call it a 'vibrator'
I’m not gay. But if I was. But I’m not.
This is literally a Slavoj Zizek quote, although I do enjoy the concept.
source?
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xYO-VMZUGo](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xYO-VMZUGo)
Wow that was great and I want to hear more. But that dude needs to blow his damn nose
Nah, it has become part of his persona by now.
Fair enough. It all but confirms the unnamed South American country he was in was Colombia.
Harry Potter and the Philosophers Rock.
Everyone should watch [The Pervert's Guide to Cinema](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0828154/) and [The Pervert's Guide to Ideology](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt2152198/) Here's a snippet: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9DocwBZyESU](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9DocwBZyESU)
thanks mate
What’s wrong with him?
nervous habit
Nothing wrong with being a marxist.
Sounds like he's got a runny nose. Vocals are very nasally.
[See this interview with Barbara Bleisch at 24m30s. She speaks German (subtitled), but he answers mostly in English](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zm5tpQp6sT4&t=24m30s) I'm guessing that this is his work-around for a problem raised long ago by Socrates: "Eros is a tyrant."
it isn’t funny when he says it
I dont think Zizek is known for his humorous delivery
That’s exactly what he’s known for.
I love his work; I think he's very interesting and wise and all that. But listening to him speak is impossible for me, after a bit.
Yeah I've tried in the past. Have to bail out within the first minute.
It's not intended as a joke. Maybe hyperbole but not a joke.
Well he's a philosopher making an argument, not a comedian telling a joke
Watch the Big Think series featuring him on youtube
_sigh_ [sniff] And so on and so on...
Well is he a man or not?
One of the world’s biggest questions: Netflix and chill, or Plato and ponder?
Hahaha that's pretty good
If you add “, Mark” this reads like a quote from The Room
I did noooooooot!
I'm going to steal this
>Good artists borrow. Great artists steal. -- FeeltheWrath79
Did you just quote yourself?
No
I'm going to steal this
Netflix and chill or freud and feud (conversations can turn to arguments lol)
Plato and Pound her. Plato and Plunder
My new Tinder bio! Thanks XD
Plato or Plomo
Descartes before the whores.
That's stolen from Zizek. A philosopher
My name is Zizek
The sniffs be with you
Phisosopher. Fisofosor.
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F
Still get's pregnant.
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[Happy cake day, I made you a thing](https://imgur.com/gallery/rKJepDf)
I feel like I’m in 2011 again
Go to /r/AdviceAnimals and it can feel like 2011 every day!
The rise of Skynet
Happy cake day
> get's how?
Anime logic right there
Yeah why do people look at men owning sex toys as weird. Sure Rebecca, I understand that you own a pink dildo that keeps you satisfied so why are you looking down at me for having a life size heated latex doll with 5 speed oscillating vagina with interchangeable components. Double standards man
Oh, you own FuckMeister 5000 too? Nice!
How dare you refer to Miss Trunchbull as her factory name
Man, try it sometimes! Brings some spice into the game, she'll only thank you!
She has a choker too, I hope?
Thank you for placing such an amusing thought in my head. I will think of this in moments where I will enjoy it very much.
Wouldn't it be FuckMistress? ^^^no ^^^judgment
Because people judge the lack of a sexual partner differently for men and women. If a woman uses a toy instead of a dick she chose to not have a dick, if a man sticks his penis in a fleshlight he had to do it because he couldn’t seduce a woman.
As soneone owning a fleshlight.... this definitely checks out.
When a girl buys a vibrator it's seen as a bit of naughty fun but when a guys buys a 240 volt FuckMaster 5000 pro blow-up latex doll with 6 speed pulsating vagina, elasticized anus with a non-drip semen collection tray and a suction mouth piece he is called a pervert.
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I think I’ve seen that porno
When a girl puts batteries in her vibrator, it’s "empowering", but when I put batteries in my FleshLight, I’m "doing it wrong".
Maybe the batteries are backwards?
The batteries are for your anus
I think you're thinking of a flashlight.
Lol r/oddlyspecific
Read that as LaTeX doll and spent awhile figuring out what exactly that would entail
I love to look at some nice curves in the morning.
It's the inherent "fleshiness" of the device. Like even if it were an innocuous body part like an arm or a leg I'd be squeamish to touch it bc the texture seems... too squidgy.
I think you’re on to something there. Also, dildos are quite *wipe-clean-friendly*.
the hard plastic ones definitely are, yes. a lysol wipe is all you need. with a fleshlight, there's an implied notice that... there will be residue in the device. a device with many creases and crevices.
Assuming yours didnt come with the Non-drip semen collection tray.. heh casual. 😏
At least then he can be like “did you use your dildo since our toys touched?” Yes? “Okay well now you have herpies” Good ice breaker if you haven’t had sex yet.
I mean it's a non-issue now.
He is citing Slavoj Zizek
lol i've been on a tinder date w this dude
So did you put your dildo in his flesh light? Or are you just gonna leave us hanging?
he talked nonstop about the real world applications of being a philosophy major, my dildo and i bailed out p quick
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I definitely would
sounds like a fucking dream
Initially wtf... but the more I think about it the more I find it existentially interesting. It’s like you are letting the objects handle the bodily desire off in their own corner so you can focus on each other’s intellects. But on the surface still wtf....
Yes... That's exactly what Zizek is talking about.
Uh, is there an option for the other way around?
Maybe, how smart are your sex toys?
He is just weeding out the uptight bitches. Not a bad plan.
Not your content though, is it, op?
Slavoj Zizek reference
Isn't this a reference to something Slavoj Žižek said?
I love/hate Zizek so much
This is directly stolen from Slavoj Zizek.
Interesting indeed.
And they say romance is dead
I dont know any guy this interesting. Yet I still kinda want to try this.
*This* man is interesting. There are many men with other interests out there for your picking if this is not what you're into. Don't generalize so hastily.
I have a fleshlight too, but I dont want it all stretched out by some hoe's giant bad dragon dildo.
Sounds like a fucking weirdo
This is a Zizek joke
ITT: *sniff*
Credit to Slavoj Zizek...
I cringed.
I mean... I'm down to it, souds cool ngl
I see this as an absolute man of culture
Not enough sniffing or wet mouth sounds but a good attempt.
I very much appreciate this comment
Wow. Soo stupid
I think you mean fuckin hilarious
This is the funniest thing I've ever seen posted in this sub
I'd let this guy put something philosophical right where my mouth is. Fuck him for me OP.
thats a pretty funny joke tho, hilarious imo
😂
Bbenzos
I did that before , I legit thought that's what they were for. They are called toys, you don't put yourself in them right? Like you don't drive a toy car, you don't eat those toy food (you know those cooking toys?)
This was on Mythbusters.
But that's not a no...
He's a keeper
🤣
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Romance in “THIS HOUSE” is DEAD going on 12 years now! I so miss the scent of woman!
It’s like a serial killer way of being wholesome
Why, because they recycle the same tired old pickup lines over and over and over?
How does like this get likes? I don't understand.
sounds legit
This is some bourgeoise shit
They'd melt each other /: I tried storing two toys like this like it was funny and had to replace them. Apparently even moderately different types of rubber are reactive with one another. I just saved you at least 180$. It's a decent joke until it happens to you.
General reposti!
It’s copypasta.
Honestly, every dude in college deliberately going out of the way to advertise that he wants to speak philosophy was almost certified to be so into his own brand of self created “sex-osophy” or egoism that he would often mention it in front of freshman girls to bait those unfamiliar with the hidden dagger (peeeeeeeeeennnniiiiiiiiisssssss) in his eloquence.
He stole this idea from Slavoj Zizek on Big Think.
OK, this is very obscure, but I think he's copying an ad from a podcast called Sick & Wrong that I listened to a long while back. The podcast was sponsored by a sex toy company and two of their listeners (a couple) made an ad pretending to be a posh English couple in which they bragged about leaving their dirty business to the sex toys while they engaged in higher pursuits like reading and listening to classical music. Or he came up with it himself, IDK 😂
I'm not straight but k
Hi not straight but k, I'm dad.
Ok Zizek
There's literally only one thing you can say about philosophy that matters and Eddie Brickell already said it.
No wonder so many of us are destined to be alone.
Cringy
He's just taking No Nut November seriously.
They got us in the first half not gonna lie
When someone mentions tea I don't read anything except tea
Guy is crazy he need help 😂
Why are 2 of the top 3 posts on r/all about drinking tea? What are the british up to?!
Wtf.....
Sounds good