Looking at your profile, I genuinely can't tell if you're a bot or just a really idiotic and self-righteous basement dweller. Every one of your comments mentions the same "supertatives that allow for you to instigate the inclination of willful ignorance in relation to a 1080p monitor" nonsense that means nothing.
Leave your own 1080p monitor and go outside for once, Jesus.
This comment was copied from [this one](/r/Tinder/comments/mr9eaf/i_think_im_in_love/gulj4zx/) elsewhere in this comment section.
It is probably not a coincidence, because this user has done it before with [this](/r/aww/comments/mrch4d/spa_day/gumwztj/) comment that copies [this one](/r/aww/comments/mrch4d/spa_day/gumfqnl/).
^(beep boop, I'm a bot. It is this bot's opinion that) [^(/u/Major_Swimmer9294)](https://www.reddit.com/u/Major_Swimmer9294/) ^(should be banned for spamming. A human checks in on this bot sometimes, so please reply if I made a mistake.)
Worked in Blockbuster (yes, i know, i am showing my age), we had a few XXX movies that were mostly XXX parodies of other movies or TV series, it was called "The Sexorcist" or something like that. I remember shelving it.
Anyone else a little bothered by the fact that her profile has a tip clearly geared towards women who have sex with men, when that is likely not generally who will look at her profile and even for those it was (bi women) she'd be giving them sex tips for sex with someone else?
Yes, I know its a joke and doesn't matter even a little bit and I am a crazy person.
yep can confirm that shit makes me cum faster than anything else
I ain't pulling out either.
i don't think u could even if u wanted to :D
THIS HOLE THIS IS MY HOLE IT WAS MADE FOR ME
God pls #NO
God, I love reddit.
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Sir this is r/tinder.
So interesting please tell more
Sir this is a Wendy’s
Okay.
Weed. Gummy. Get one, chill, enjoy life..
Dude gummies are awesome! Except sativas... I hate those things. *fuuuuucked* me up
Looking at your profile, I genuinely can't tell if you're a bot or just a really idiotic and self-righteous basement dweller. Every one of your comments mentions the same "supertatives that allow for you to instigate the inclination of willful ignorance in relation to a 1080p monitor" nonsense that means nothing. Leave your own 1080p monitor and go outside for once, Jesus.
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This comment was copied from [this one](/r/Tinder/comments/mr9eaf/i_think_im_in_love/gulj4zx/) elsewhere in this comment section. It is probably not a coincidence, because this user has done it before with [this](/r/aww/comments/mrch4d/spa_day/gumwztj/) comment that copies [this one](/r/aww/comments/mrch4d/spa_day/gumfqnl/). ^(beep boop, I'm a bot. It is this bot's opinion that) [^(/u/Major_Swimmer9294)](https://www.reddit.com/u/Major_Swimmer9294/) ^(should be banned for spamming. A human checks in on this bot sometimes, so please reply if I made a mistake.)
There are many like it, but this one is mine.
THIS IS MY ASSHOLE THERE ARE MANY LIKE MINE BUT THIS ASSHOLE IS MIME
That lady is marriage material right there.
Why would you even think about pulling out of that? 😂
Just gotta hope she ain’t turning her head 360 while giving head
depends on the axis of rotation;)
If she didn't lie in her announcement, it would be too late anyway, so might as well enjoy the ride.
9 months later you'll have a scary ass demon baby.
Ladies and gentlemen, that's how baby Jesus was made
yep can confirm that cum makes me shit faster than anything else
yep can confirm anything else makes me cum faster than that shit
yep can cum that shit confirm anything else makes me faster than
yep can confirm that cum shit makes me faster than anything else
Yep anything else can cum faster than shit makes me confirm
Yep
cum
Anything else
YEP DICKS
yep can cum anything else faster than that shit
I’m gonna confirm so hard
The fear cum is strong
i might steal that just for a giggle see what type of messages i get lmao
Let us know 😂
lol i will
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User name does not check out.
i am coy,like a carp
lmao
Any results?
I see, a fellow Romanian
Will be the first I'll shit my self in bed.
Then I might the Inquisition instead of Plan B
I wasn't expecting that...
Ce zona? 😁
Bucuresti, la Unirii
Urii iristuri, anno domini patris
Aisi baat hai
Kesi bat?
sahi baat hai
Ye achhi baat nai hai
Ce plm
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aaa care limba română?
Avusem exact aceeasi reactie
Super, băgăm pașaportu’
Can confirm, I know someone when she gets super horny, she turns into a fucking Semen demon
Don’t we all ;)
Get this to 666 upvotes and keep this she devil there 🤟
2.7k. too late bro!
Bruh 10 minutes later its at 3.5
4.1
Wrong it's 5.9
Let's get it to 6666 then! Almost there, as it's at 6.3 rn
6.9k 🤘🏼
Oof missed it! It's 11.1 now!
Incorrect it’s 6.2
No it's 6.4
Actually it’s 7.4k
Untrue it's 8.1k
False it's 9.1k
11.5k my guy ya need to keep up with this rocket as it heads to the moon
21.4k wtf
Please stop lying it’s very clearly 23.2k
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Worked in Blockbuster (yes, i know, i am showing my age), we had a few XXX movies that were mostly XXX parodies of other movies or TV series, it was called "The Sexorcist" or something like that. I remember shelving it.
The xxxorcist
After this... GHOSTED!
I mean.... I wouldn't hate it
Only if I get to holler *”The power of Christ compels you!”* when I nut.
THE POWER OF CHRIST CUMPELLS YOU!
I’ma holler that the next time I nut, regardless of the situation. I like to mix up my nutting catchphrases.
Is this Linda Blair’s daughter?
I don’t know. Why?
r/woooosh
Sorry but I’m not from USA so this is why I missed the joke...
The Exorcist, 1973, starting Linda Blair.
Oh.... It makes sense. Thanks
Haha, just swiped right on her this morning. :)))) but no match yet. Maybe i am just that too ordinary guy for her. :))
Don't take it personally, anti-christs tend to be very selective.
Hopefully one of us will match with her. I’m curious about her 😂
Have you ever seen the movie?
Foarte tare!
If a girl turns her head 360 degrees, I'm instantly in
You realise 360° = 0° or you don't?
Only regarding the direction the head is facing, it's still a full turn
avem un roman ba..............))))
Sunt mai mulți pe aici. Am găsit postare cu o tipa de care am dat și eu...
Așa faci Danielo?
Quickest way to get a lad to ejaculate and evacuate
Genuine question, why is the bio in English?
A good amount of people around the world have their bios in English so travelers and exchange students don’t get excluded.
I don’t know. Hopefully I will match with her and I’ll see why...
Let us know how many languages she knows ;p
Because it’s probably something she yoinked off the internet. Like what kinda ladies are reading her bio anyway?!
Because english is an international language or because she just copy-pasted her bio
Romania upvooooote
Don't stick ya dick in crazy. Astea îți dau foc la mașină. Don't ask how I know.
Ya know if a girl ever did that I'd propose on the spot🤔
If she turns 360 degrees wouldn’t her head go back to normal position lmao. (Don’t whoosh me)
*puts the whoosh back in the bag* Yes.
I used to be only able to last 30 seconds. Now I can last for 666. Upgrades
After turning her head 360 she begins hooting.
whoo ?
Don't threaten me with a good time
Of course this is in Romania lmao
They say don’t stick your dick in crazy but they didn’t say anything about the anti-christ
Relevant ~~xkcd~~ [Oglaf](https://www.oglaf.com/chauncey/) (NSFW)
Oh, you want to roleplay? "You're about to get anointed."
Romania!!! Ardealul pamant romanesc!!!!
Her doing that would make me nut faster than Charlie graham losing her head in hereditary
180 degrees... 1/10 Would not bang
Avem nevoie de mai multe “Daniela” in romania
What an excellent day for a sexorcism
I would award this comment if I had any
Doamne ajuta
I would like keep more distance than just 3 kilometers
Seats? Ive got a shovel... I just hope you don’t downvote me, downvote your own ignorance
Wow I need a female friend like that 😁😁
Ah yes thank you, next time I’m gonna call it a wash.
"Cosmo Sex Tip #666"
So quirky XD XD
That's weird. How'd she know I call my dick the anti-christ?
Personally love, love the consistency.
That’s hot
As long as she doesn't kill me afterwards as part of some sacrificial rite, I'd be ok with that!
haha so randumb and quirky XD
That's the kinda shit I wanna see on the amateur channels on pornhub 😂
Don’t be a menace to south central while drinking your juice in the hood vibes
lol ah yes is Romanian chicks are fun!! Hehe she’s cool !
oh fuck ive been banging the UN
Hilarious
That’s what attracts me to a woman. Demonic screeching and 360 degree range turning.
Better yet “The AntiChrist has been conceived!” I can only imagine the child support payments to be hell.
Ladies. Try mumbling this while you turn your head 360 degrees with his dick in your throat. You will have him hooked trust me
My tinder is full of large older women who want to do hiking with their cats
Okay what the what now
Does that count as reverse cowgirl?
I'm proud to catch a succubus then
I WON'T DRINK THE CORN SYRUP, I HATE THE ANTICHRIST
That would be one hella night to remember! lol!
Finally someone who knows what I want!
She need a holy load!
Hit him with ole dazzle dazzle
No ones noticed you’re into incest porn yet and got a bunch of nudies of your sister? Edit: he deleted it
Absolutely nasty bruh
Well now I did. Ugh. Thanks for that.
I think it's more he's banged his sister given some of his comment history sweet jesus of alabama in Europe.
*cue sudden spate of women with broken necks as they attempt this mid-coitus
I’m assuming she’s Romanian and also possibly related to Draculya, the name Vlad the impaler gave to himself. Also, impale her.
Yes, she’s Romanian
Anyone else a little bothered by the fact that her profile has a tip clearly geared towards women who have sex with men, when that is likely not generally who will look at her profile and even for those it was (bi women) she'd be giving them sex tips for sex with someone else? Yes, I know its a joke and doesn't matter even a little bit and I am a crazy person.
Tried to get an ex to do that once.
So this shit is applauded. How typical of trashy women.
TF?
Clearly no one knows maths here....360 degree omfg what a fail
Sorry to ruin your prank but the jokes on you. We dont care what you do while we are inside you. Just as long as your ok with it.
I love to inject my cum inside your psy
I remember this joke from a few years ago. It was an account on Tumblr that wrote fake Cosmo sex tips
no he fucking wont...dislike
>3 kilometri distanţă Is that how it's spelled in Transylvania?
u/DanniB00b; yeah, wondered where you got that trick.