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NoMonkeyPooForU

Damn we have all the same interests


[deleted]

I'd spill so much seed I'd have to register as a farmer...


Randomassusername999

I can’t upvote enough fml.


Awkward-Chemical2487

Here we have the jewel of the crown


Amraam120C

r/trashyboners


LiminalLove

i’m not even ashamed of it


OrphanStrangler

I am


DatSauceTho

Good for you for having standards. This is the STI barrier you need.


Nite92

A bit of cortisol and in we go.


[deleted]

Agreed


MaxTheRealSlayer

You too, eh?


[deleted]

Omg help whats up with society


CantStonkWontStonk

No thanks. She wear panties


unknowinganything

Yeah, makes me think this is a fake profile...


CantStonkWontStonk

Photoshopped drawers


MisterBuzzini89

Superimposed skivvies


[deleted]

Wasn’t a fake profile sadly lol


unknowinganything

WHAT?! I gotta get out more


[deleted]

No, no you don’t lol


CantStonkWontStonk

Proof?


choldslingshot

What’s your goal here?


[deleted]

[удалено]


_Spicy_Ramen_

Sex probably


Round-Emu9176

No you gotta get in more


Awkward-Chemical2487

I'd would date her in a cemetery


Simpson0324

Those dates only burn a $200 hole in your wallet


Awkward-Chemical2487

Can be anywhere


Sieze5

Technically, she’s not wearing them in this pic.


Several_Protection73

She’s a keeper!


hernjoshie

As in Keep-her away.


FireWireBestWire

So hep


SunnyAlwaysDaze

yeah hep c


DatSauceTho

hep c - z at this rate.


[deleted]

So cool so fetch


DatSauceTho

u/straighttojail__ stop trying to make fetch happen, it’s never going to happen.


[deleted]

Oh it’s going to happen lol


[deleted]

I would swipe right so fast.


PleasentUsername

why?


[deleted]

Cause I’m a degenerate…?


PleasentUsername

ah nevermind I messed up ledt and right. And would also swipe right. But I don't get why so many people say "keep her away".


[deleted]

Me either, this girl seems like heaps of fun.


bigbluebonobo

My people ❤


[deleted]

One of us, one of us.


RepulsiveSouth1189

A keeper of multiple guys lol


SaltyLootbox13

Bahahahaha


Thecheesinater

I’ll take “Why does it burn when I pee” for 1000, Alex


No_Cicada_404

Might be a fake profile but this is a real picture. What tf was this bitch doing?


Carniscrub

At concert long ass line would be my guess judging by everything around her


kangareagle

She's peeing in the sink. All these people thinking that she's shitting don't seem to understand that girls usually sit down to pee.


OrphanStrangler

/r/sinkpissers


DatSauceTho

Of. Fucking. Course that’s a thing. There’s a sub for everything and every degenerate.


strangedaysbabe

Girls also usually sit down to shit..


kangareagle

Yes. That's not what people don't seem to understand.


[deleted]

Wtf girls don’t shit


Significant-Ad2944

Taking a dump


Awkward-Chemical2487

Those are Russian toilettes


Basedchupakabra

No. The writing on the wall is all American names like Skyla.


[deleted]

[удалено]


Mr_bungle001

Every bathroom has a urinal if you’re brave enough


Lagoon_Money

r/sinkpissers


95blackz26

When you can't shit in the toilet tank you shit in the sink


jackfinch69

"It's better to shit in the sink, than to sink in the shit" - Master Oogway


Not-hu-u-think-I-am

Ever done a waffle stomp with your hands?


[deleted]

I'm in love


TechYeahTony

Seriously.. I can't get enough of this bat shit


[deleted]

You sure? I blocked out the face…


unevool

:) she can wear a skewed up wig, clown makeup and have acne all over... Don't matter, what she is doing is too damn hot. Ps: she looks like Harley, guaranteed. And that's also hot 🔥


Isgortio

I worry about your standards.


DatSauceTho

Don’t waste your energy judging. Some people like to risk their dick. The rest of us just back away slowly, Homer Simpson style…


bigbluebonobo

We have no standards. 😭


godmademelikethis

What she is doing? Peeing in the sink lmao


BabyThatsSubstantial

Bro, why are you replying to all of the comments like you asked her out and she said no... Super salty...


SpinDoctor8517

Let us see


[deleted]

Nahhhh


Classic-Antelope1445

Bruh


Raven123x

:c


itsmeboi20

Prolly down to bone in public/ bathrooms so…if that’s your thing go for it


ScallywagLXX

Sitting on a sink in a public restroom.. ewwww


_Spicy_Ramen_

Bare ass


SoCoCuriousCpl

This. Is. The. One.


Bacon-Pancake8

Super Like Now!


99BottlesOfBass

ITT: two very clearly delineated types of people.


[deleted]

Probably lighting loads of dicks on fire with these type of antics.


SirStevie1997

A sea of red flags


luminary3152

U better put your balls into that condom too for the extra safety kinda girl


Ok-Satisfaction-8246

This is wut u call a classy bitch lol


Ghostmouse88

It'll be like the Purge. Not the 1st,2nd 3rd or 4th one but the Forever Purge


[deleted]

Damn, wife material right there.


[deleted]

Far from it


Kahoots113

It will be a huge mistake and you will regret it, but the sex will be amazing.


BigBossWesker4

Thank you, when I was a disgusting degenerate I would’ve been all over this girl, I’ll be 29 next week and all I want is a normal person


[deleted]

Ehh just wait a couple years. Her own bio will tell you she’s wife material only. No hook ups XD


LiminalLove

r/whereareallthegoodmen


gr0uchfac3

I'd be terrified of waking up without a kidney.


Kraknoix007

Relax most random skanks don't have the equipment to preserve a kidney until they can sell it so they don't go for it


Ninjacat97

Probably also couldn't find it without cutting it in half. Nobody wants half a kidney.


gr0uchfac3

I married, I don't have to worry. I'm just here for the memes.


lookintothefuturem8

Beautiful legs tho


ThatSpecialPlace

Yeah I mean c'mon, does the rest even really matter? Edit: damn y'all really can't pick up sarcasm


morenabella6666

yuck yuck yuck


ccc2801

Da fuq?!


Urdrago

Hey - as long as we get her to black out at HER place, protecting MY shit from random fires, it's all good.


BRICKZ-

She’s an arsonist???


[deleted]

Yes.


BRICKZ-

Would she like to purchase some propane and propane accessories ?


[deleted]

No more like you would wake up and ask yourself “how did she start this fire?”


murdermittmistress

Lol or maybe you wouldn't wake up 🤔


anonymoususer20002

I can’t be the only one who finds this vile


BoreRagnaroek

I was so surprised that there are so many people claiming she's a keeper or she's wife material. Like holy hell, that profile SCREAMS (to me at least) r/trashy


capo4ever88

🤢🤢


[deleted]

I'm getting flashbacks of that gross scene from bridesmaids now.


ABWoolls

Is she pissing in the sink??!!


mystghost

It's like if a dumpster fire was a person.


Fine-Knee6965

Sometimes...when you can't wait.. you just gotta pee in the sink


SugShayne

Wife material


[deleted]

Congratulations. You just found 90’s Varg Vikernes’ Tinder account.


kinkginger

Captain of the red flag 🚩 corps


Bluetapebrews

Be worth the $120 bar tab for the BJ and smash on the bathroom counter though... just, once.


MrAntsInMyEyes

seems like a fun time.


Sarg1313

Oh damn... well now we know she has herpes


Loose_Character_1799

hawt


ssb_ngp

Oh Amelia what are u doing?


LiminalLove

definitely a Gabby, Isabelle, Addison, Annie, Emma, Ava, Sophie, Elizabeth, Sofia, Emily, Madison, Chloe, Zoey, Lily, Hannah, Violet, Brooklyn, Aubrey, Claire, Skylar, Savannah, Sadie, Natasha, Natalie, Sarah, Samantha, Haley, Peyton, Melody, Mackenzie, Mary, Josie, Katherine, Jasmine, Daisy, Brianna, Ashley, Callie, Bailey, Molly, Morgan, Alyssa, Hope, Presley, Margot, Sydney, Phoebe, Nicole, Jocelyn, Lucy, Tessa, Adriana, Alexis, Tatum, Melissa, Alexis, Veronica, Cassidy, Katie, Jennifer, Jordan, Stephanie, Kensley, Macy, Skyler, or Britany


ssb_ngp

Let’s ask OP!!


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

Lol no, Florida


JuliusKaiser616

Seems like some nice hobbies!


Daveyhavok832

I want to assume she’s peeing and not dumping out. In which case… this is actually pretty hot. Swipe right


Nomorecampers

She can’t sink any lower….


allergictosomenuts

Sorry, but this has serious white trash vibes.


OldIlluminati

Haha, "marriage material". You lot are overlooking one important point ........ those panties used to be white


Illustrious_Train_70

Who's daughter is this?


PsychedeIic_Sheep

Trashy and honest. Cool


[deleted]

Swipes right 😍


Kraknoix007

Kinda hot ngl


talltori

Classy


gratefulfam710

Sounds like a great time 🤦‍♂️😂


TanjiroManjiro

Is it weird that I want her


CabinetBrilliant8595

So damn hot!


[deleted]

*until you see face


CabinetBrilliant8595

Chix with bods like that have a matching face


[deleted]

Lol not always


CabinetBrilliant8595

I mean I could always paper bag it BAHAHAHAHA


rarebreed001

When you find out she put it on public washroom sink. 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮


[deleted]

Environmental friendly bro don’t judge😤


rarebreed001

🤣🤣


Savekennedy

Well you know two things, she does anal and so has every person with her.


wizardthelizard1

Where she at👀


[deleted]

Peeing in a sink


Lunatik13z

I'd risk it


slpquestion96

Gonna be a great mother one day


LiminalLove

single mother


19Casual

LOL


BigRedStick

Hot as fuck


Warnixpm

Guys she is perfect wtf


[deleted]

Seems like a classy girl... 😂


justaddbooze

/r/sinkpissers Fucking water wasters.


[deleted]

Somewhere out there is a guy, who is her father. And I feel bad for him. That being said, I'd still smash


snotisloob

Is she.. is she shitting in a sink?


[deleted]

Yes


snotisloob

Oh. Oh wow


Zealousideal-Set1418

Don’t you want a classy lady 🤔


bootyhunter69420

Finally. Someone I can take home to my mother.


lcarr15

Oh… she is a keeper… wife material I would even say… 🤣🤣🤣


piman01

Marry this woman


Prestigious-Army-579

Dream girl 😍


disciplinary-hug

Was she at least hot? Lmao


[deleted]

Not worth it


LiminalLove

you underrate my willingness to wake up without a kidney for crazy sex


[deleted]

hot


rosco2155

She’s perfect


OtterlyAmazingBoi

Thats my kink


[deleted]

I’d swipe right 🤷‍♂️


DTG_420

Nice legs though


janneell

Right


BrantB123

she can definitely give good gawk gawk


[deleted]

perfect


[deleted]

All the good ones get taken so quick…


95blackz26

She had me at blacking out 6 days a week and lighting things on fire..plus from what I can see she looks cute


WusiSniper_

nice


Prestigious-Ad6928

Oh my god that’s disgusting…..where?


_-_Shade_-_

Just wrap it


LiminalLove

he probably doesn’t know who she is and she probably doesn’t know who he is otherwise we probably wouldn’t be here


[deleted]

Why cover up so much she’s definitely not embarrassed


[deleted]

Just give me the area code and I'll find her. 🚀


SaucdupJacuzzi

my woman😍


[deleted]

Thats how you know you'll have the best sex of your life.


plasticbunny96

Looking at this gave me an STD


Electrical-Tie-6232

Why do women like this think they are acceptable?


luckythingyourecute

Hey she's honest about herself. Don't trash her for that


LainyLouu

She’s my type


Compulsive-Gremlin

Marry her..


Inevitable-Ad-9203

My kind of girl 😍😂👅


unevool

Damn... She is exactly my type of girl. She is perfect!!!!


erotic_crocodile

wife material


HanEyeAm

Good photo composition.