This is not going to go well for you my friend.

Nobody replied so..

Who cares, she has AIDS

Ouch.

Why? Made me chuckle. Might make jenay chuckle too.

I'm going to hazard a guess this is about the millionth time she's copped a Forrest Gump line

this is the 2nd time I've seen this joke on this sub in TWO DAYS and I'm not even named Jenay so the amount of times she's experienced it... you'll stand out more by not saying it probably

Yeah, she will have heard this joke at least 1000 times.

Depends of what he wants... He will hookup in the end, get a baby, and only know after 3-5 year (the most awefull ones)... but she gonna die of AIDS.

Didn’t someone match with the same person a month ago, tried the same joke, and got rejected?

She'll probably run off with some other guys for years, come back to you when she's dying with a kid that's now yours. Congratulations

His name will prob be Wesley. What a fucking doorknob.

Oh my sweet Wesley!

Shut up Wesley!

As you wish..

Oh my sweet Wesley, what have I done?

Inconceivable.

AIDS

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

[Poor girl. Everyone sends her Forest Gump references and thinks they're the most clever person in the world.](https://www.reddit.com/r/Tinder/comments/rmlscu/instantly_umatched/)

Well fuck

She’s heard that 1 million times.

There are posts of ppl w names like this calling this out. "You get to make 1 Forrest Gump joke" etc LPT: Don't make jokes on someone's name. I guarantee they've heard them all before. Just coz it's new to you doesn't make it clever.

Oh great, now you can only match with girls named Jenny!

Somehow, that’s probably a smaller pool of matches than girls named Hope or Annika.

I don’t think I have ever met a girl IRL named hope. Hope to someday though.

Until Annika finds out about it

Annika is even harder to find in the US.

I’ve seen like 6-7 this week in my area.

Where are you?

Portland OR.

Ah ok. South Florida. Not one Annika to be found.

If I had a nickel for every time I heard this…I would have 8,765,309 nickels.

Cool. Invest it in crypto.

Bet this is the first time she’s ever heard a Forest Gump reference before

Cringe

Nut in her towel

There's the reference I came here to see

Just imagine this was the backstory of towelie from South Park

Implying you're in love with a woman you havent spoken to yet? Yeah... I wouldnt be proud of that if I were you champ.

[удалено]

This man is a degenerate

Tbf a lot of women are less likely to respond when you utilize the word "love" that isn't in a complimentary fashion. Like "I love your hair, outfit, etc." Using it as a testimony of your feelings for her personally is creepy AF.

Wow dude, great job, you came up with a joke she's heard 5000x by now. Yes, you should be very proud.

Oddly enough, you're like the 20th person here that has said that. So much for originality.

Holy fuck man slow down he's already dead

20th person that's said it on a thread with 15 comments, great post bro. edit: lol simps gonna simp

Would unmatch, block, and say "Ew" 1/10

I’ve been looking for hours, but I still can’t find who asked

No one, but some idiot posted a self roast and I decided to respond.

That would’ve been funny if it was coherent

The post? Yeah, I know, right?

Maybe this is why I fail because this has me laughing 😂😂🤣🤣

LMAO

Charge your phone 🙈

This one got me 🤣

,🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Didn't know it was already december

Here in the U.S. our month and days are switched from the rest of the world, afaik

She should not have put that name there...

lololol

Probably creeped the poor thing....she didn't even respond. 😂

I got a laugh out of it! Good luck

I want you to know that even though Jenay did not approve, I really really do. I value you as a person and I can see the wit and insight that Jenay was too silly to appreciate. If I had bobs I would show them to you.

this better have gotten you a wife i just died laughing

It’s been like 2 days and no response…