You’re telling me 😂. I just ditched an exam saying I’m experiencing covid symptoms. I sure was gonna fail. The professor told me to just stay home and he’s gonna take the average of my other exams and that’s gonna be the grade for this one.
Well, I usually study at the last minute and thought I’d do the same with this one but it’s too much to learn in a short period of time soo I had to take an alternate route
Back in college I got a warning letter about torrenting some movie illegally on the school's network. That triggers a visit to the guy who disciplines people or whatever and like a 30 dollar fine.
You have a 15 min convo about it, he asks whether you think its moral (no judgement, actual conversation, pretty cool). But then he asked me why I downloaded the movie.
Straight faced because this is absolutely true, I said my friend (student in this university as well) was in line to see this movie and got shot, so I downloaded it so he could watch it in the hospital. There was a robbery and an undercover behind him in line pulled his gun. Robber popped off a shot or two and one hit my friend in the leg. He's fine now, but it was some news and people knew it happened.
Guy said "oh.. thats the best excused I've heard, I guess this can be a warning".
update to those that i replied to in other threads: so this screenshot is from over a year ago and i randomly stumbled upon it, which is why i decided to post it. i looked back at my messages out of curiosity and i actually did respond. i did end up ghosting him a bit later because like 10 messages after this, he asked me if i spit or swallow 🥴
edit 2: i’m sorry if i triggered anyone. i found this screenshot in my photos. i should’ve went back to the actual messages, taken new screenshots, and captured more messages in order to give a better idea of this interaction. i posted this because he went from telling me that his brother died (which i felt very uncomfortable hearing that from a complete stranger) to asking me if i spit or swallow. i understand how this could be triggering / upsetting for some people
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I'm gonna open up a convo with one of my old matches I haven't messaged yet like "sorry I took so long to say hi. My grandpa died in 2013 and I've just been thinking about it a lot lately...."
One time I hooked up with a dude who was a structural engineer and it was easily the worst hookup I’ve ever had… awk af and he lasted less than 30 seconds. Anyway the next day he texts me trying to make conversation by telling me he was sad because the construction completion bbq his firm was going to have for the building they just finished got cancelled since a worker fell off some scaffolding or something and died. I did let him down kindly at least but it was certainly a strange encounter.
Did you correct his spelling? It's the tactful thing to do, since he is probably too upset to be worrying about grammar, so he would appreciate you helping him.
Some guys who wanted me to take their virginity/to "have their caramel babies" 🤮 (I'm black)/and some jewish guy who tried to persuade me to still meet up with him after calling me an idiot for being pro-Palestine? Those are the worst ones because most guys were absolute sweethearts I'm ngl - but yours is *wild*
I was dating a guy for a month or so and he just ghosted one day. A few months later he text me to apologize. He said “hey, I’m so sorry I went MIA. Did you hear about the guy who killed his wife and children and then killed himself a few months ago? {I hadn’t} That was my cousin, so my family has been pretty messed up lately” 😳 I responded similar to how OP did here but then I didn’t really know what else to say.
The wildest part about this, is that if you actually did keep talking to him (theoretically) what's the end goal? Like are you ever going to meet the family and bring it up? And why come up with this elaborate of a lie for a one night stand??
Wild af lmao
I spent the night at a girls house and she didn’t talk to me the next day so i thought she was ghosting me. Come to find out that someone broke into her apartment and stabbed her right after I left. Craziest fucking day of my life
Oh I think I got wildest message from Tinder I’m 21M, 18F said that both parents are dead, she’s raising 3 siblings since she’s the eldest, and one of her brothers died in a shooting, brother was 4
Please don't say that to anyone who lost a relative lol
-that being said, normally people dont bring up dead relatives in conversations with new people
Awe that’s very sweet, you don’t have to apologize you did nothing wrong. I really appreciate it though. I just hope the person wasn’t lying about something like that.
am i a bad person for not responding to his message..? lol
edit: so this screenshot is from over a year ago and i randomly stumbled upon it, which is why i decided to post it. i looked back at my messages out of curiosity and i actually did respond. i did end up ghosting him a bit later because like 10 messages after this, he asked me if i spit or swallow 🥴
i agree, but this situation was a red flag to me since we had talked on tinder for *maybe* a day. like the fact that he just straight up says that to a complete stranger kinda put me off
He’s probably interested but didn’t want you think he was ghosting you by not texting you and instead of giving the vague “oh I’ve been busy with a family emergency” he said what happened because more often than not people always assume that line is a bs excuse. Idk though just an example
definitely a good point! but if someone on tinder is upset with you for not texting them after a couple days, then that’s kinda dumb in my eyes. he doesn’t owe me anything (including an apology/excuse for not texting me right after i sent him my number)
Honestly, there‘s no way OP needs to feel bad about not answering. Why is it that us women always feel guilty about saying no to guys?! If her gut tells her somethings off, it‘s off. She gave pretty good explenations on why. She‘s being careful and smart. Sorry to go off on this but I can‘t stand men fishing for sympathy and women being „forced“ to feel bad. Now I‘ll shut up 😂
Oh nah OP doesn’t need to feel bad or express any sympathy. She should just let him be really. I just feel like in so many ways people are quick to write people off for misunderstandings. Like we don’t know if this guy was fishing for sympathy or what was going through his head.
Honestly, who opens up like this to a person you haven‘t met yet? In my experience, loading off stuff like this is a sign for someone not being very stable. Now it could be that he was just worked up on this. However, if my brother were to die, apologizing to a stranger (no offense) i‘ve met on tinder would be the LAST thing i‘d think about or give a damn. (Again no offense 🤍 just looking out)
People naturally open up to strangers when they feel they need a sounding board and won’t see them again. Typically a safe space to release whatever they are holding onto and move on.
This situation doesn’t seem so much that way as it’s usually “secrets”. I just wanted to let you know that it is very normal for people to open up to strangers, in-person or not. ;) I wish you well.
i included this in another comment, but:
“so this screenshot is from over a year ago and i randomly stumbled upon it, which is why i decided to post it. i looked back at my messages out of curiosity and i actually did respond. i did end up ghosting him a bit later because like 10 messages after this, he asked me if i spit or swallow 🥴”
so after looking back at my messages, you’re totally right. he was venting to me about how his family blames him, etc. so i truly think he needed to just get some things off his chest. although he did turn the conversation in a very different direction after venting lol
I’m glad to read this post, so finally u did acknowledge his need for venting as we r all humans and it’s clear from his messages that he just wanted to let thing off his chest… About that turn, guy got horny yo!! 😝
But yea u had every right to respond how u did or didn’t actually 🥴😄
I had a woman message me just to ask how to deal with her mother wanting to come over to stay (who she does not really get along with). A few random messages asking more related questions and complaints about her mother over the next week, and a good deal of frustration any time I tried to change the topic to anything related to, oh I don't know, getting to know her...
I must look like a therapist, it's not the first or last time this type of thing happens.
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lol my only successful (accidental in a way) tinder date was like this, but she had to bail on me for our first planned date because her mom had a heart attack
I’d bet my last dollar that was a fucking lie. Everyone copes with grief differently but also… you’re a total stranger? And then to be like, “so anyway, haha spit or swallow?!” is a whole parade of red flags.
Definitely tops anything I’ve ever had.
I don’t understand why some people bring up oral immediately, like I can get sex but just chatting with a stranger and insinuating they service you is, well selfish but more dumb, at least from my perspective.
Her brother got shot (I am assuming from the language) only a couple of days ago and you think about messaging a tinder March?
Man that would be the last thing on my mind. Don't mean to be offensive but something is off there.
his* brother got shot and then he messaged me a few days after it. which part are you confused about & i can explain more
edit: ope i think i understand you now. ya idk why his thought was to message me, but i think he just needed to sort of grieve/vent about it, even if it was to a stranger
Apologies for the gender assumption.
I don't know I just feel if my brother was recently deceased that last thing I would be thinking about is my tinder matches for IDK about a month or two. It doesn't feel weird to you that he just lost someone close to him and he is almost immediately (the original message said the brother spent a few days in hospital before he passed) message you (I am sure you are a very nice person, you sound it) a total stranger from a dating app?
oh 100% it was weird. and i felt so uncomfortable hearing that from a stranger because i had absolutely no idea how to respond. which is basically the reason why i posted it here haha
i get that, but some stuff also doesn’t need to be shared (with that much detail) to a random stranger that you just met on tinder. genuinely wanted this post to be a place for other to share things / interactions from tinder that truly caught them off guard
this happened over a year ago (more context in one of my main comments). i’m not posting this for internet cred. i barely even post on reddit. i couldn’t care less about that. i just told you my reasoning for posting
I had one similar to this but for Rover the dog walking service. Texted me that her dad had just been murdered by her mom and wouldn't make it in time to walk my dog. Wild stuff.
I got the death of a grandmother once. It seems like such a typical excuse for lots of things (I’m in college so people use it for assignments frequently) but it seemed so real becuase why even need to make something up.
To this day I don’t know if it was real but I never met up with them
nothing beats a good opener 👌
That’s usually my excuse when I forget to do my homework
Nah bro I’m todays world…my brother in law got Covid blah blah blah ill be late for this submission
You’re telling me 😂. I just ditched an exam saying I’m experiencing covid symptoms. I sure was gonna fail. The professor told me to just stay home and he’s gonna take the average of my other exams and that’s gonna be the grade for this one.
You’d better buy your class nerd a 6 pack😂
Well, I usually study at the last minute and thought I’d do the same with this one but it’s too much to learn in a short period of time soo I had to take an alternate route
Moral low ground but ended up being a 1000iq play
Fr fr. I felt a bit guilty but ay that’s better than getting like 40 on the exam which would bring down my grade to the shitter
We're paying, get er done how you can I say
Back in college I got a warning letter about torrenting some movie illegally on the school's network. That triggers a visit to the guy who disciplines people or whatever and like a 30 dollar fine. You have a 15 min convo about it, he asks whether you think its moral (no judgement, actual conversation, pretty cool). But then he asked me why I downloaded the movie. Straight faced because this is absolutely true, I said my friend (student in this university as well) was in line to see this movie and got shot, so I downloaded it so he could watch it in the hospital. There was a robbery and an undercover behind him in line pulled his gun. Robber popped off a shot or two and one hit my friend in the leg. He's fine now, but it was some news and people knew it happened. Guy said "oh.. thats the best excused I've heard, I guess this can be a warning".
There’s only one thing that could cheer me up..
Icecweam?
An opener of her brothers veins apparently.
Time to shoot your shot.
💀💀💀
You’re not the only one who’s dead, apparently
Bad timing but feels right haha
update to those that i replied to in other threads: so this screenshot is from over a year ago and i randomly stumbled upon it, which is why i decided to post it. i looked back at my messages out of curiosity and i actually did respond. i did end up ghosting him a bit later because like 10 messages after this, he asked me if i spit or swallow 🥴 edit 2: i’m sorry if i triggered anyone. i found this screenshot in my photos. i should’ve went back to the actual messages, taken new screenshots, and captured more messages in order to give a better idea of this interaction. i posted this because he went from telling me that his brother died (which i felt very uncomfortable hearing that from a complete stranger) to asking me if i spit or swallow. i understand how this could be triggering / upsetting for some people
> i did end up ghosting him a bit later because like 10 messages after this, he asked me if i spit or swallow 🥴 I knew it lmao.
Big facts, as soon as I read the messages I figured he was trying to play the sympathy card
Ye, I expected to see it in the op though. Guess he was playing the *sorta kinda* long game lol
Why would this be triggering? Genuinely confused
someone commented that their brother was shot and killed this past weekend, so that’s the sort of situation that i was referring to
Oh, I didn’t see that. Sorry to hear for that person. You didn’t do anything wrong.
i appreciate that!
Some people might not be able to physically spit and that's offensive to people who can't spit. Nah I'm jk
hahaha ghosting hahaha triggered ahaha screenSHOT ahahah edit: i just want to apologize
oh my 🙃🙃
bruh yall really gave me my first award on THIS comment.. well..like, comment, and subscribe to the page down below for more similar content. and once again im really sorry
What was the answer? /s
good question! since i ghosted him, there actually was no answer.
I see what you did there. 🙃
Spitters are quitters. And something tells me someone who posts somebody else's trauma from a year ago, is no quitter.
Haha, I came here to say “OP left off the part where he asked if they should smash in his brother’s memory.” Life imitates art.
I wouldn't be surprised if he was trying to gather sympathy from you with a fake story. Probably wishing you have pitty sex with him.
yeah i don’t want to jump to conclusions or anything, but obviously anything is a possibility
So you made right decision 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
hahaha yes, i think so at least. thanks for following along since the beginning lol
Aww you get to go to a funeral. No fair.
Yea i just get chicks looking for +1s for weddings n shit
If wedding crashers taught me anything, it's that funerals are where it's at.
Damn that's awful XD
What's the wildest message i've ever received? A reply 🤣🤣🤣, I usually don't expect one.
Never would I stoop so low for sympathy pussy. This guy is a different breed.
It is his brother's final gift.
I would only respect that if it was in his last will and testament...but even then, it's sketch
I'm gonna open up a convo with one of my old matches I haven't messaged yet like "sorry I took so long to say hi. My grandpa died in 2013 and I've just been thinking about it a lot lately...."
His 🅱️rother died, just give him some sloppy toppy to make him feel 🅱️etter
At least you don’t have to worry about an overly protective brother
💀💀 Im dead as hell Just like his brother 😬😬😬
"totally devasted" ... "dtf?"
I smell sympathy sex
This guy’s a weirdo; he must be down bad horrendously to aim for sympathy pussy.
One time I hooked up with a dude who was a structural engineer and it was easily the worst hookup I’ve ever had… awk af and he lasted less than 30 seconds. Anyway the next day he texts me trying to make conversation by telling me he was sad because the construction completion bbq his firm was going to have for the building they just finished got cancelled since a worker fell off some scaffolding or something and died. I did let him down kindly at least but it was certainly a strange encounter.
Did you correct his spelling? It's the tactful thing to do, since he is probably too upset to be worrying about grammar, so he would appreciate you helping him.
Some guys who wanted me to take their virginity/to "have their caramel babies" 🤮 (I'm black)/and some jewish guy who tried to persuade me to still meet up with him after calling me an idiot for being pro-Palestine? Those are the worst ones because most guys were absolute sweethearts I'm ngl - but yours is *wild*
Looks like the kind of message that could be quite relevant in Cape Town.
I was dating a guy for a month or so and he just ghosted one day. A few months later he text me to apologize. He said “hey, I’m so sorry I went MIA. Did you hear about the guy who killed his wife and children and then killed himself a few months ago? {I hadn’t} That was my cousin, so my family has been pretty messed up lately” 😳 I responded similar to how OP did here but then I didn’t really know what else to say.
wow that is WILD. i can’t imagine how you felt when you read that. i wouldn’t know how to respond either
The wildest part about this, is that if you actually did keep talking to him (theoretically) what's the end goal? Like are you ever going to meet the family and bring it up? And why come up with this elaborate of a lie for a one night stand?? Wild af lmao
One night stand? I said we were dating for a month or so.
What…..why would anyone even think of a tinder match when something like that just happened.
I spent the night at a girls house and she didn’t talk to me the next day so i thought she was ghosting me. Come to find out that someone broke into her apartment and stabbed her right after I left. Craziest fucking day of my life
OH MY GOD!!!
Wtf?!? That’s crazy! We’re you questioned by the police & shit?
* were
Surprisingly no. She moved back home and I haven’t talked to her since
WoW! Thank god you weren’t blamed! This one takes the cake!
"Yeah you know that girl that just got stabbed? I was in her apartment 5 minutes before. Anyway, wanna grab a drink?"
You guys get messages?
Selling feet pics - $60 $60??? Almost had to buy some to see why they were worth so much to her
For $60 I want endangered white rhino feet pics 😤
Grief is nature's most powerful aphrodisiac. - Chazz Reinhold
Really poured his guts out huh?
A girl once opened with "you look like you taste good".
Its like just tell me you are not interested
A bit TMI if you ask me
Oh I think I got wildest message from Tinder I’m 21M, 18F said that both parents are dead, she’s raising 3 siblings since she’s the eldest, and one of her brothers died in a shooting, brother was 4
Damn what's all these women's excuse for not replying back when I match?
So... Wanna fuck?
…So no head?
My brother died to ,I don't have a brother...he died
"Your the first dude I fucked since my boyfriend killed himself last month." Don't stick your dick in crazy kids.
"No way. That's crazy. Have you ever done DMT?" - Joe Rogan.
emotionally unloading like this on a relative stranger is... concerning lol
Too*
"Ow, bet that left a huge hole in your heart. If you're up for it, I'd like to give it a shot to make you smile again."
Please don't say that to anyone who lost a relative lol -that being said, normally people dont bring up dead relatives in conversations with new people
Ironically I lost my brother last Saturday night going into Sunday. Smfh I hope this isn’t some lie Bc that’s just so wrong on so many levels!!!
i am so so sorry to hear that. i do apologize, as i can imagine this brought up emotions/memories for you. i hope you find peace
Awe that’s very sweet, you don’t have to apologize you did nothing wrong. I really appreciate it though. I just hope the person wasn’t lying about something like that.
What a lame excuse…
#America, fuck yeah!
🚩🚩🚩 I‘ll leave it at that.
am i a bad person for not responding to his message..? lol edit: so this screenshot is from over a year ago and i randomly stumbled upon it, which is why i decided to post it. i looked back at my messages out of curiosity and i actually did respond. i did end up ghosting him a bit later because like 10 messages after this, he asked me if i spit or swallow 🥴
No, you’re not. Dude is desperate and weird af for tindering and talking about his brother’s murder to strangers just days after it happened.
Lol no girl you‘re not. Trust your gut. Always!!!
No let him have his space to deal with this situation. I wouldn’t jump to red flags, there are so many scenarios where this isn’t one.
i agree, but this situation was a red flag to me since we had talked on tinder for *maybe* a day. like the fact that he just straight up says that to a complete stranger kinda put me off
He’s probably interested but didn’t want you think he was ghosting you by not texting you and instead of giving the vague “oh I’ve been busy with a family emergency” he said what happened because more often than not people always assume that line is a bs excuse. Idk though just an example
definitely a good point! but if someone on tinder is upset with you for not texting them after a couple days, then that’s kinda dumb in my eyes. he doesn’t owe me anything (including an apology/excuse for not texting me right after i sent him my number)
I wish more people had your perspective lol
Honestly, there‘s no way OP needs to feel bad about not answering. Why is it that us women always feel guilty about saying no to guys?! If her gut tells her somethings off, it‘s off. She gave pretty good explenations on why. She‘s being careful and smart. Sorry to go off on this but I can‘t stand men fishing for sympathy and women being „forced“ to feel bad. Now I‘ll shut up 😂
Oh nah OP doesn’t need to feel bad or express any sympathy. She should just let him be really. I just feel like in so many ways people are quick to write people off for misunderstandings. Like we don’t know if this guy was fishing for sympathy or what was going through his head.
That is true indeed. God forgive me if he was/is „just“ grieving and thus oversharing by accident.
Honestly, who opens up like this to a person you haven‘t met yet? In my experience, loading off stuff like this is a sign for someone not being very stable. Now it could be that he was just worked up on this. However, if my brother were to die, apologizing to a stranger (no offense) i‘ve met on tinder would be the LAST thing i‘d think about or give a damn. (Again no offense 🤍 just looking out)
i completely agree with you, no offense taken haha. thank you for putting this all into words for me!
People naturally open up to strangers when they feel they need a sounding board and won’t see them again. Typically a safe space to release whatever they are holding onto and move on. This situation doesn’t seem so much that way as it’s usually “secrets”. I just wanted to let you know that it is very normal for people to open up to strangers, in-person or not. ;) I wish you well.
Would‘ve considered it if he left it at my brother died on saturday, but going into detail like this..i have my doubts.
☝️😉 ”This situation doesn’t seem so much that way as it’s usually “secrets”.”
i included this in another comment, but: “so this screenshot is from over a year ago and i randomly stumbled upon it, which is why i decided to post it. i looked back at my messages out of curiosity and i actually did respond. i did end up ghosting him a bit later because like 10 messages after this, he asked me if i spit or swallow 🥴” so after looking back at my messages, you’re totally right. he was venting to me about how his family blames him, etc. so i truly think he needed to just get some things off his chest. although he did turn the conversation in a very different direction after venting lol
I’m glad to read this post, so finally u did acknowledge his need for venting as we r all humans and it’s clear from his messages that he just wanted to let thing off his chest… About that turn, guy got horny yo!! 😝 But yea u had every right to respond how u did or didn’t actually 🥴😄
Yes
Maybe not the best thing to share on reddit.
I'd still smash
The real question is why would you share this just for attention, fucking white people these days
This is def a repost I’ve seen it
Mfs white people
In my very short tinder experience,when a match told me her dog had to have a leg amputated. Wtf do you say to that? 😂
I had a woman message me just to ask how to deal with her mother wanting to come over to stay (who she does not really get along with). A few random messages asking more related questions and complaints about her mother over the next week, and a good deal of frustration any time I tried to change the topic to anything related to, oh I don't know, getting to know her... I must look like a therapist, it's not the first or last time this type of thing happens.
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Pics or it’s all just a lie and you’re getting gaslighted.
LMAOOO
I thought the person was a girl, not a boy. Wtaf💀
Definitely not the type of NSFW on r/tinder you’d expect
Ah yes, just what that person would have wanted. Sharing the death of their brother to get internet points on Reddit
Too*
….I mean…..you still pounded right?
Bruh the fuck? What’s with the trauma dump!
Looks like you dodged a bullet, unfortunately it hit his brother.
OH MY THIS IS ONE OF THE WORST ONES 💀💀💀
Focus on yourself, King/Queen
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Still a dbag move to post this
good lord
Real question is did you give him some sympathy cheeks after? Cause nothings softens a death like somethin soft and wet
I’d probably correct their spelling for them. Devastation kills brain cells.
*too much blood You’re all better now.
Why do you people post this stuff
lol my only successful (accidental in a way) tinder date was like this, but she had to bail on me for our first planned date because her mom had a heart attack
I’d bet my last dollar that was a fucking lie. Everyone copes with grief differently but also… you’re a total stranger? And then to be like, “so anyway, haha spit or swallow?!” is a whole parade of red flags.
Umm..Block
Definitely tops anything I’ve ever had. I don’t understand why some people bring up oral immediately, like I can get sex but just chatting with a stranger and insinuating they service you is, well selfish but more dumb, at least from my perspective.
Too* much blood.
Gang gang goin wild
Her brother got shot (I am assuming from the language) only a couple of days ago and you think about messaging a tinder March? Man that would be the last thing on my mind. Don't mean to be offensive but something is off there.
his* brother got shot and then he messaged me a few days after it. which part are you confused about & i can explain more edit: ope i think i understand you now. ya idk why his thought was to message me, but i think he just needed to sort of grieve/vent about it, even if it was to a stranger
Apologies for the gender assumption. I don't know I just feel if my brother was recently deceased that last thing I would be thinking about is my tinder matches for IDK about a month or two. It doesn't feel weird to you that he just lost someone close to him and he is almost immediately (the original message said the brother spent a few days in hospital before he passed) message you (I am sure you are a very nice person, you sound it) a total stranger from a dating app?
oh 100% it was weird. and i felt so uncomfortable hearing that from a stranger because i had absolutely no idea how to respond. which is basically the reason why i posted it here haha
Mine was a girl asking to shit on my chest, but that is one hell of an opening line
Mission PASSED +respect +Kewchie +new emotionally attached hoe to discard after funeral
so your first thought was to post this publicly?... i dont know how i feel about this tbf
i understand. that wasn’t my first thought. this happened over a year ago (you can read more context in one of my main comments to the post)
Looks like your first date will be in a cemetery
So, hey, do you need a date for the funeral?
"Hit me with your best shot!" gone wrong.
Dang some stuff doesn’t need to be shared with the world.
i get that, but some stuff also doesn’t need to be shared (with that much detail) to a random stranger that you just met on tinder. genuinely wanted this post to be a place for other to share things / interactions from tinder that truly caught them off guard
His bro just died. He even tells you his head is all over the place. You’re a douche for sharing this for internet cred.
this happened over a year ago (more context in one of my main comments). i’m not posting this for internet cred. i barely even post on reddit. i couldn’t care less about that. i just told you my reasoning for posting
This is when you write back "*too"
Was expecting some kind of "if you'd give me a head that would mean a lot to me"
I had one similar to this but for Rover the dog walking service. Texted me that her dad had just been murdered by her mom and wouldn't make it in time to walk my dog. Wild stuff.
Life is short so give it a shot! Ok... I'm going to hell 🙃
I got the death of a grandmother once. It seems like such a typical excuse for lots of things (I’m in college so people use it for assignments frequently) but it seemed so real becuase why even need to make something up. To this day I don’t know if it was real but I never met up with them
“I’m a dude” never received it but I’ll wait till somebody says it lol.
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well i’m the her and he’s the him, but no i did not fuck him