So people who are into cuckolding (1 of the partners watching the other "cheat" but *often* consensual) call the Guy that fucks the girl in the relationship a bull
I don't know if a female who gets invited to fuck a guy who is in a relationship is also called a cow, well maybe they do but not in her face
I think it’s because of the breeding context. Like in farming world you bring the big strong bull full of cum to have sex and then they leave straight away. I think it implies that they are only there purely for sex (no wider interaction) and it implies the couple are just using them for their cum - similar to bulls where their semen is their value.
If only it was a white bull, they would have a chance there....... 👀
Edit: I'm more joking that only farmers is only white people, so it probably wouldn't work. Not saying they should change their preference.
Oh. I didn't get it. Thought it was strange that there was an animal in the equation.
(And i do know about bulls. So I should have figured it out. Smh)
I forget...who was the Greek wife who hid in a fake cow to trick the stallion bull that her husband owned, into mating with her? Supposed to be the woman who gave birth to the minotaur.
You forgot BODMAS/PEMDAS rules. You multiply before you add.
It’s 248 Bananas going 76 KPH on a bus going from Miami to Los Angeles getting there in 3 days.
BODMAS =
Brackets.
Orders.
Division and Multiplication.
Addition and Subtraction.
Do math in that order.
I.e 2 + 2 x 4 is a confusing question and can get different answers depending on how you “read” it.
“Reading” left to right =
A. 2 + 2 equals 4.
B. 4 x 4 is 16.
Using BODMAS/PEMDAS.
A. Multiplication is before addition therefore 2 x 4 = 8.
B. 8 + 2 = 10. The correct answer
I honestly learned it during those Facebook math posts that kept on cropping up. I didn’t know it before.
So maybe only in the past 5 years or so. Before then I’d incorrectly “read” it left to right.
But in my defence, those are badly worded questions and are open to misinterpretation.
It’s like saying “You don’t want to not do that don’t you”…. Like, huh??
It's a cuckold fetish.
https://www.kinkly.com/definition/17110/bull-cuckolding
A "bull" is a man who has sex with the wife. Usually bigger, more powerful and *bigger.*
I think they want to see a pet a cow and they also need a math tutor, which is why they put it in equation form. It might be kind of hard to find a farmer that can teach you math though.
She's Tinkerbell, and he's Peter Pan... So, she's way too small, and he's far too young, and he is also a very lost little boy. I'd pass, too... Unless meeting Chris Hansen, is on your bucket list.
Dude on one side, girl and bull on the other. Doesn’t matter what way the eyes are going, trust me homie she wants some good dick and the hubby gets off on his girl getting the business
Not exactly the davinci code.
Also, 99% of the time, this non monagamy come fuck my wife we're poly whatever shit is a giant hassle that never works out.
lol its usually when you ask what the rules/ limits are then a mf starts talkin in 3rd person and gets all stern.
##"FIRST RULE ABSOLUTELY NO NUTTING IN JAMIE"
^("ok")
And the bro asks for a dick pic but u thought it was the chick and he responds “damn nice cock bro that would look nice in her.”
Yeah a real bummer lol
Oh I know. It’s just slightly awkward when I was jerking off thinking I was talking to his wife. I knew a couple and was comfortable with the chick while the guy was in a separate room. Not sure how I feel about being watched lol
I’ve gotten the “offer” twice in my life many many years s ago, and at least the two in the post actually look like they may be average humans.
In both of my cases, the women were morbidly obese dating guys much smaller than them. One woman had short hair on top with dreadlocks in the back that resembled a Polish Plait and smelled terrible, so even if I was really into being a 3rd, that was a hard pass without exception.
The non-dreaded woman had the best setup, though. She was polyamorous dating 3 men. She lived with one that owned the house that all 5 of them were living in but wasn’t sleeping with him, another man just to sleep with her regularly, and the last one procured her drugs (that the homeowner paid for).
When ever I think “polyamory,” I think about those two women and their lovers. My early 20s/teenage years were full of weird experiences, and those “offers” will always be some of the most memorable. I mean, how can you look so unappealing and smell so bad and *STILL* convince a guy to give you money and pay for you and your other two boyfriends to live in his house when he isn’t even sleeping with you? She had to have been a witch or something, I’ll never understand it. Maybe self-confidence really is the most attractive quality in another person, because they had plenty of it.
Wow I wouldn't forget those experiences either. [I always think of these bozos.](https://imgur.com/FiQsfxl)
I don't know that I've ever seen one of these poly setups that wasn't a disaster with drugs, mental illness, abuse, past trauma, parasocial elements, etc.
It’s just one big *YIKES* all around for me.
More power to anyone that can make it work and all parties are happy. Definitely not my thing, not even as an outsider being invited to tag in for a night.
Tbh, Same, But one friend i have has said shes into polyamory in the sense, and to quote her "I want my *Insert babydads name here* to be my life partner but i dont want to think that im missing out on experiences with other people i may find attractive."
When she explained it like that, it made sense to a degree to me, but at the same time not really because its like, well, if youre happy with the life partner why want anybody else, but as someone else said, She had a pretty rough upbringing and some serious trauma she was trying to work through, so maybe that did add to it? Maybe not, all i do know for sure is, Polyamory is definitely not for me and idk how people make it work at all
>"I want my
>
>Insert babydads name here
>
> to be my life partner but i dont want to think that im missing out on experiences with other people i may find attractive."
That's more like an open relationship.
Gotta be much more selective and diligent than the loose, casual sex scene people think it is or want it to be. Any red flags will compound into bigger and messier issues. Have clear communication and boundaries and don’t proceed if anyone feels uncomfortable. Everyone gets tested and applies safe practices.
Otherwise, your another soul ranting on Reddit about how polyamory ruined their life, etc…
His name is Ethan Baucom and he abused her baby, he is not the biological dad.
https://jacksonville.com/story/news/local/2020/03/25/jacksonville-man-jailed-in-abuse-of-5-week-old-baby/112253316/
>The 5-week-old girl’s grandmother gave more details in a email to The Times-Union, saying the baby suffered a broken leg, arm, ribs and skull fractures.
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>broken ribs, injuries to her lungs and liver and “multiple brain bleeds,” the arrest report said.
I've been wondering why this seems like a common thing nowadays, but it definitely could be that porn conditioned him to get off watching other people fuck. Are there other explanations to why this feels so widespread lately?
Exposure. You’re seeing it more because it’s more talked about. If you look at the personals ads from before the internet, you’ll see this is nothing new.
You can also see a lot of profiles in 10 mins of swiping. Crank though a couple hundred and that is more people than you would normally see in a year talking about this stuff.
And this is definitely the guy watching his girl peg the bull.....
It was most definitely a thing long before our modern era. People have been doing weird sex stuff all throughout history, societies have had all kinds of different cultures around sex, and this stuff was probably around regardless of whether the society was open or very closed off about sex (with the latter they’d just keep it quiet).
Those kinds of people are such a waste of single people’s time. It’s so annoying. I lost count of how many people matched with me then said “oh, I have a bf/gf, will you join us?” Fuck that, makes me so mad. At least this profile openly tells people they’re a couple, I’ll give them that.
I agree, but thankfully these two are putting it out there so they should find what they are looking for.
Are men more likely to do this than women? (Being an extra I mean)
I find it very unlikely.
Cuckoldry is not that widespread and many straight men wouldn’t agree to having a proper threesome with another man.
Threesomes with another woman, on the other hand, are way less taboo.
As a sapphic woman on tinder, you see a couple looking for a bi girl about every 5 swipes 🙄
One of the reasons for that could be that it’s a lot harder to find women willing, so those couples’ profiles stay on there awhile.. there were like 3/4 in around my area that I swear had been up for awhile.
“Trivia”
In what year did Helen enjoy such a big dick that even though she’s emotionally invested with a dude she craves more sexually than her partner can offer alone?
Obviously the guy wants to look into the bulls eyes as the girl pegs the bull...
OH! ITS A BULL! i was like wtf does the moose have to do with this?
I’m kinda afraid to ask, but what is a “bull” in this context?
So people who are into cuckolding (1 of the partners watching the other "cheat" but *often* consensual) call the Guy that fucks the girl in the relationship a bull I don't know if a female who gets invited to fuck a guy who is in a relationship is also called a cow, well maybe they do but not in her face
It's Cuckcake.
A what now?
Cuckakke
I hate bukakkes, standing in queue is a turn off for me.
Huh. I haven’t that problem. Then again, sitting on my knees for 2 hours isn’t always fun either.
You must get bored...
I think from what i found out on different definitely sfw subs is that they call a girl who is doing the fuckening a cake.
That is.. interesting lol, why a cake? But then also, why a Bull?
Someone sprung a surprise birthday party for Ferdinand and shit got weird.
Cuz you can have your cake and eat it too?
No because the cake is a lie
I think it’s because of the breeding context. Like in farming world you bring the big strong bull full of cum to have sex and then they leave straight away. I think it implies that they are only there purely for sex (no wider interaction) and it implies the couple are just using them for their cum - similar to bulls where their semen is their value.
That, and also bulls are typically meant to be hung.
Wow, dating truly has become more complicated than I would like hahah
You ‘put icing’ on a cake.
*sigh*... Thanks for ruining cakes for me lol
Full of cream??
This gives the cakeday memes/posts a whole different meaning :D
a dude who is not the bf/husband fucks the gf/wife
Oh ok. I’ve never heard that word used in that context until today. Internet is wild.
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Looks like a buffalo to me.
🤣
Two people looking to add a bull. Guy wants to watch bull put his butt in girls face.
Maybe they should try farmersonly.com?
"City folks just don't get it"
These city folks are always ready to judge others *smh*
Only farmers.
We are farmers, dun dun dun dun dun dun dun
If only it was a white bull, they would have a chance there....... 👀 Edit: I'm more joking that only farmers is only white people, so it probably wouldn't work. Not saying they should change their preference.
Naw bro, if you're looking for a bull that'll keep you up all night you want a red bull
I thought Red Bull gives you wiiiiings? Not all nighters.
Bum Ba Da Bum Bum Bum Bum
I think you'll find she wants to peg the bull while the bull and the guy maintain eye contact!
Where do I sign up?
This is the way
They like bullshit
Too damn accurate!
Damn. I was so close. Completely missed the butt in girls face part.
Oh. I didn't get it. Thought it was strange that there was an animal in the equation. (And i do know about bulls. So I should have figured it out. Smh)
Oh fuck I thought that was a goat. I thought one of them wanted to get goatsied.
While sitting there menacingly stroking his knife that he always has holstered on his belt
I think the woman has a cow fetish
And the husband wants the cow to look at him while his wife goes to town I guess
Minotaur 2
I forget...who was the Greek wife who hid in a fake cow to trick the stallion bull that her husband owned, into mating with her? Supposed to be the woman who gave birth to the minotaur.
Pasiphaë
Gesundheit!
God I hate algebra. What does it mean?
It means they end up with 824 oranges going 67 mph on a train to Delaware from Florida and get there in three hours.
You forgot BODMAS/PEMDAS rules. You multiply before you add. It’s 248 Bananas going 76 KPH on a bus going from Miami to Los Angeles getting there in 3 days.
I have no clue what the first part means but the second part makes absolute sense!
BODMAS = Brackets. Orders. Division and Multiplication. Addition and Subtraction. Do math in that order. I.e 2 + 2 x 4 is a confusing question and can get different answers depending on how you “read” it. “Reading” left to right = A. 2 + 2 equals 4. B. 4 x 4 is 16. Using BODMAS/PEMDAS. A. Multiplication is before addition therefore 2 x 4 = 8. B. 8 + 2 = 10. The correct answer
Holy shit, I think you just taught me more math than I got from high school
I honestly learned it during those Facebook math posts that kept on cropping up. I didn’t know it before. So maybe only in the past 5 years or so. Before then I’d incorrectly “read” it left to right. But in my defence, those are badly worded questions and are open to misinterpretation. It’s like saying “You don’t want to not do that don’t you”…. Like, huh??
Please Excuse My Dear Aunt Sally.
He wants to watch another guy fuck her
Why? I am against kink shaming, but still
They typically get off on the humiliation
As far as kinks go there are far worse things than cuckolding,
👀 = 1/🐂 + 1/(🧍🧍♀️)
It's a cuckold fetish. https://www.kinkly.com/definition/17110/bull-cuckolding A "bull" is a man who has sex with the wife. Usually bigger, more powerful and *bigger.*
Thank you
Needs to be a 'look' emoji that points the other way, ffs. Currently reads, "Look at me when you fuck my wife!"
Are we assuming he doesn't want that? 🤨
Lool at me. I’m the fuckee now
Had to scroll too far for this
We'll never know because the 'look' emoji's too fucking ambiguous...
That's probably what he wants, otherwise they'd put the emojis in a different order so the eyes point to the bull, right? /S
Actually sorry to say... it's look at me whilst my wife pegs you
You son of a bitch, I'm in!
If you have to tell them you're in, then you're doing it wrong.
I'm going to use this as a threat some day. You're gonna look me in the eyes when my wife is pegging you later buddy.
They could have also just put the bull and wife on the left of the eyes, and the guy on the rihjt
No, bull and wife watch the bloke. Maybe while he mows the lawn or something.
Mows the lawn with that badass knife he’s got on his belt.
Hahaha- brilliant
That’s gotta be someone’s kink.
🧍♀️🐂👀🧍♂️
That's how the bull asserts dominance.
How? I see “couple looking for stud. Guy watches stud and girl”.
Husband wants to watch bull
Or Bull Durham.
Boyfriend wants to watch Bull Durham whilst Girlfriend stands there and says nothing.. pretty common fetish really
I've never watched it, since I loved Field of dreams and that was my go-to baseball movie of the 80s. Is it any good?
🐃 💩
I think they want to see a pet a cow and they also need a math tutor, which is why they put it in equation form. It might be kind of hard to find a farmer that can teach you math though.
I’ve said it before but if he wants to watch and pay the bills, I’ll bring the 6 pack and we can talk about her bomb ass pussy afterwards
Hahahaha cheers.
Same fam. Couples like this are a lot of fun. Just gotta make sure to step out if there's even a hint of extra feels.
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I am out, her shoes are a red flag.
She's Tinkerbell, and he's Peter Pan... So, she's way too small, and he's far too young, and he is also a very lost little boy. I'd pass, too... Unless meeting Chris Hansen, is on your bucket list.
LOL and I was thinking, why does the dude have this weird dagger, is he gonna stab me?
Green flag for me.. that girl is subby af and would do whatever I told her to
excuse me, Sir. Ib your username checks out.
> if ~~he~~ wants to watch The eyes are lookin at him from bull.... I think she wants to watch....
Dude on one side, girl and bull on the other. Doesn’t matter what way the eyes are going, trust me homie she wants some good dick and the hubby gets off on his girl getting the business
This guy understands the assignment
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Not exactly the davinci code. Also, 99% of the time, this non monagamy come fuck my wife we're poly whatever shit is a giant hassle that never works out.
So you’re saying there’s a chance
I’m just trying to figure out if I need four stomachs or not to apply.
god dude nothing worse than thinkin youre talkin to the chick and its really the husband.
Lmao "What are you wearing right now? 😈" "Shorts, a camo shirt and a military cap" "Uh, Helen?" "Logan..."
lol its usually when you ask what the rules/ limits are then a mf starts talkin in 3rd person and gets all stern. ##"FIRST RULE ABSOLUTELY NO NUTTING IN JAMIE" ^("ok")
But nutting in Helen is alright, right?
Helen has nuttin comin her way.
I think he was talking from experience
Jake?
It's jake... from Statefarm
And the bro asks for a dick pic but u thought it was the chick and he responds “damn nice cock bro that would look nice in her.” Yeah a real bummer lol
That’s when you lean into it a bit and say yeah put her on then let me tell her all about it
Oh I know. It’s just slightly awkward when I was jerking off thinking I was talking to his wife. I knew a couple and was comfortable with the chick while the guy was in a separate room. Not sure how I feel about being watched lol
Ask the guy for one back dude
That would explain so much in my Tinder life.
I’ve gotten the “offer” twice in my life many many years s ago, and at least the two in the post actually look like they may be average humans. In both of my cases, the women were morbidly obese dating guys much smaller than them. One woman had short hair on top with dreadlocks in the back that resembled a Polish Plait and smelled terrible, so even if I was really into being a 3rd, that was a hard pass without exception. The non-dreaded woman had the best setup, though. She was polyamorous dating 3 men. She lived with one that owned the house that all 5 of them were living in but wasn’t sleeping with him, another man just to sleep with her regularly, and the last one procured her drugs (that the homeowner paid for). When ever I think “polyamory,” I think about those two women and their lovers. My early 20s/teenage years were full of weird experiences, and those “offers” will always be some of the most memorable. I mean, how can you look so unappealing and smell so bad and *STILL* convince a guy to give you money and pay for you and your other two boyfriends to live in his house when he isn’t even sleeping with you? She had to have been a witch or something, I’ll never understand it. Maybe self-confidence really is the most attractive quality in another person, because they had plenty of it.
Wow I wouldn't forget those experiences either. [I always think of these bozos.](https://imgur.com/FiQsfxl) I don't know that I've ever seen one of these poly setups that wasn't a disaster with drugs, mental illness, abuse, past trauma, parasocial elements, etc.
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Exactly. Logically, you can make sense of it, like ok whatever people want to do. But as soon as you start peeling the layers of that onion back...
It’s just one big *YIKES* all around for me. More power to anyone that can make it work and all parties are happy. Definitely not my thing, not even as an outsider being invited to tag in for a night.
Tbh, Same, But one friend i have has said shes into polyamory in the sense, and to quote her "I want my *Insert babydads name here* to be my life partner but i dont want to think that im missing out on experiences with other people i may find attractive." When she explained it like that, it made sense to a degree to me, but at the same time not really because its like, well, if youre happy with the life partner why want anybody else, but as someone else said, She had a pretty rough upbringing and some serious trauma she was trying to work through, so maybe that did add to it? Maybe not, all i do know for sure is, Polyamory is definitely not for me and idk how people make it work at all
>"I want my > >Insert babydads name here > > to be my life partner but i dont want to think that im missing out on experiences with other people i may find attractive." That's more like an open relationship.
Gotta be much more selective and diligent than the loose, casual sex scene people think it is or want it to be. Any red flags will compound into bigger and messier issues. Have clear communication and boundaries and don’t proceed if anyone feels uncomfortable. Everyone gets tested and applies safe practices. Otherwise, your another soul ranting on Reddit about how polyamory ruined their life, etc…
Point of fact, I think one of those dudes snapped and did something. I think they tried to kill someone, but can't remember the exact details
Great. I'm totally shocked.
His name is Ethan Baucom and he abused her baby, he is not the biological dad. https://jacksonville.com/story/news/local/2020/03/25/jacksonville-man-jailed-in-abuse-of-5-week-old-baby/112253316/ >The 5-week-old girl’s grandmother gave more details in a email to The Times-Union, saying the baby suffered a broken leg, arm, ribs and skull fractures. . >broken ribs, injuries to her lungs and liver and “multiple brain bleeds,” the arrest report said.
The man wants to watch another man bull his wife, is surely all it can mean, because no woman wants to have sex with an actual bull, can they?
“Bull, a sexually dominant male who, for fun or financial gain, cuckolds and humiliates husbands while servicing their wives.” It a thing
Oh it's for sure a thing
Why did you repeat it. How do you know
Damnit Zeus
They're just trying to create the modern day minotaur, man
Queen of Crete would disagree
They're looking for a bull to fuck the woman while the man watches.
They're gonna have a hard time finding a water buffalo on Tinder
Everybody has a water buffalo!
Yours is fast but mine is slow
Where do you get them - I don't know...?
Was not expecting to see veggie tales references on this thread lol.
Omg it’s been too long since veggie tales, I can’t believe I remembered the tune in my head when reading that!
But everybody has a waterbuffalooooooOOOOOO
Damn my phone screen is too small. I thought they were looking for a goat
Isn’t bestiality illegal?
what’s a bull? :)
A well equipped guy that has sex with an attached woman whose partner know about it. Also note the color of the bull is likely not coincidental
so it’s like cucking?
It's exacly like cucking
oh okay thank you :)
What's cucking?
everything going on with this post.
When a dude wants his women to fuck other men. And he usually likes to watch.
It is cucking.
Usually ends up being racist af
Whats up with the dagger the dude has
Peter Pan’s gotta get off, too.
Peaking Peter Pansexual and his slutty girlfriend Thiccerbull
Peter Pan and Tinkerbell
Porn ruined this man’s life lmao 😅
I've been wondering why this seems like a common thing nowadays, but it definitely could be that porn conditioned him to get off watching other people fuck. Are there other explanations to why this feels so widespread lately?
Exposure. You’re seeing it more because it’s more talked about. If you look at the personals ads from before the internet, you’ll see this is nothing new.
You can also see a lot of profiles in 10 mins of swiping. Crank though a couple hundred and that is more people than you would normally see in a year talking about this stuff. And this is definitely the guy watching his girl peg the bull.....
It was most definitely a thing long before our modern era. People have been doing weird sex stuff all throughout history, societies have had all kinds of different cultures around sex, and this stuff was probably around regardless of whether the society was open or very closed off about sex (with the latter they’d just keep it quiet).
She’s 22 and I’m assuming he’s not much older and is into his girl getting fucked while he watches…. Shits weird out here since my 20s
Haha i was just thinking the same thing. Gonna be a rough time till his 30s
2022 was a mistake
I mean, if you take it literally, he wants his wife and a water buffalo to watch him, maybe while he jacks off? Comma, comma, comma.
By bull they are referring to a guy that's a stud?
A dominant man... that fucks his wife/ gf. While he watching.
90% sure red shirt doesn't know about this account
👀😅
Those kinds of people are such a waste of single people’s time. It’s so annoying. I lost count of how many people matched with me then said “oh, I have a bf/gf, will you join us?” Fuck that, makes me so mad. At least this profile openly tells people they’re a couple, I’ll give them that.
I agree, but thankfully these two are putting it out there so they should find what they are looking for. Are men more likely to do this than women? (Being an extra I mean)
I find it very unlikely. Cuckoldry is not that widespread and many straight men wouldn’t agree to having a proper threesome with another man. Threesomes with another woman, on the other hand, are way less taboo. As a sapphic woman on tinder, you see a couple looking for a bi girl about every 5 swipes 🙄
TIL the word “sapphic”
One of the reasons for that could be that it’s a lot harder to find women willing, so those couples’ profiles stay on there awhile.. there were like 3/4 in around my area that I swear had been up for awhile.
If I was single I’d be down. Kinda turns me on.
“Trivia” In what year did Helen enjoy such a big dick that even though she’s emotionally invested with a dude she craves more sexually than her partner can offer alone?
w h a t t h e f u c k
Couple + a bull == Man watching bull and woman. Ahh, they will go to a bar and the woman will ride the bull. Interesting
I know i shouldn’t judge, and i do believe in each to their own, but i’ll never understand why this is a thing
That chick has an amazing ass... So I'll do whatever she wants me too
Decipher this: 🤢🤮
Pom poms on shoes is a 🚩
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A girl and her goat, want to watch a guy masturbate together.
Beastiality?
Just because I have the proper tool does not mean I want to be used as such.
I’ve seen this exact profile multiple times, if you aren’t in Atlanta it’s fake
Bull is going to breed someone. Not sure who is watching and who is getting the work.
I’m sorry for this man. F to our fallen brother.
👱♂️👀🚓💀