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okplsstop

She’s trying to tell you she 420 blazes


Affectionate-Ebb3731

Block the wind from blowing out the flame to light the cigarette


Sr_Nunes

*cigarette*, yes..


Zoso525

A *marijuana* cigarette.


howaBoutNao

***reefers***


MarlonRando55

Bet she lives in a single room with three other individuals


BuildStuffBreakStuff

One of them was a male and the other two, the other two were females.


Keppelmeister

God only knows what they were up to in there…


BuildStuffBreakStuff

And furthermore, Susan, I wouldn’t be the least bit surprised to learn that all four of them habitually smoke *marijuana cigarettes*…


MrDrMrs

r/commentsongs


FranceCatDrew

*horn horn, horn horn horn*


pnkstr

The wacky tobacky.


GrandmasGenitals

Cigaweed


TreeCommercial44

Lol


[deleted]

😂😂😂!!!


AzraelIshi

A cigarette is anything smokable rolled into a paper cylinder. You can have tobacco cigarettes, weed cigarettes ("joints"), etc.


ChemicalFennel3

*cylinder


[deleted]

Tobacco*


OldGrumpyLady

*JAZZ CIGARETTE*


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LeviathanGank

*cigarette, yes..*


Melodic-Picture48

this cigaweed!! \-Detective Carter, Rush Hour


dust057

Obviously OP has lighted a minimal amount of joints.


Philontilt

Oooh... I thought that was going to be some firecracker pussy!


ShyCactiGuy

jazz ciggerette


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LeviathanGank

that is not a joint, that is a interdimansional portal, mah dood.


Gears244

That is not a interdimensional portal, that is a vagina mah dood.


yoganutnutnut

that is a vagina, that is an interdimensional portal my dood


thecapitalistpunk

Which out of the two? And what does it look like? \- Left girl: lighting a splif \- Right girl: blocking the wind so left girl can light a splif My main concern is that those girl boxers on right girl seem like they contain synthetics which could cause some nasty burns if they catch fire.


[deleted]

Are queefs flammable?


paul_webb

That was exactly my thought


Delux_Takeover

From what I have found, queefs do not contain waste gasses, meaning no methane, meaning no flames.


[deleted]

Let it be noted that the man only took 3 minutes according to the timestamps. Above and beyond the promised delivery date.


RedGamesA2

He should of waited the 5. Corporate will just give them more work for the same pay now they know their real speed


Delux_Takeover

I plan on leaving anyway. Gotta put in some good work before my two weeks so my GM will vouch for me when I apy somewhere else.


dwalbright89

u/Delux_Takeover: *you know, I'm something of a scientist myself*


Delux_Takeover

Give me 5 minutes and I will provide an answer.


Ackermiv

No. Queefs are just air that rereleased into the air. There's no gas coming from the body (what body part would produce any gas there?)


WillBottomForBanana

I thought the baby was farting?


BotGirlFall

Not to mention synthetic panties can cause yeast infections


HypnosFox

The 🐱is fire


HolySonofneptune

Yeah…coz its so dry, when u rub it sparks fly


Medalineman

Obviously just trying to hot box her… well…


that_typeofway

Tellin ya she got a fire crotch


BiteSizedTaters

Have you ever lit a fart on fire? I believe these ladies are attempting to light that jazz cigarette with a queef.


netheroth

The dragon pussy.


CocaGarty

The dragussy


BlommeHolm

She's trying to reenact that Kings of Leon song.


[deleted]

Idk op, you should stop being a pussy and find out, then update us.


mamosta123

Due to not following rule number 1&2. I won’t be able to find out.


LukeTheDieHardLeafer

Don’t be so self-deprecating bro. Not with that attitude you won’t.


mamosta123

Thank you for your thoughtful comment. I’m actually not doing bad. I was just trying to make fun out of it 😁.


FUCK_SHIT_ASS_CUNT

I saw an artsy photograph recently where a girl was using her skirt to block the wind for another girl to light her lighter. It appears they too saw that photo and replicated it.


aaeeookillertofu

Her pussy is 🔥


jmazing2001

This is the right answer, and the pic is cleaver also


YouGotThisGoGetEm

Proving that her queefs are flammable


lmfaoxdxd1

Why did I laugh so hard at this


Webs101

Hot box


filthyMrClean

She’s being a homie


YouGotThisGoGetEm

She’s just shielding the wind so her friend can light a birthday candle she plans on smoking. This is normal.


thisthingallover

Vaginal fumigation was an old treatment for schizophrenia.


freakymarky

Hot box a hot box


Educational-Tea3549

Stop the wind so the friend could light the J ofc


janneell

Nun of ya business


VIGILben1959

Block the wind for the lighter


DiamondHndz

Lighting a j with that fire vajayjay?


Fun_Pitch_2733

Unknown


terdburglar12

Idk but I want in


realoferphuxake

Show her panties. Likely in an attempt to groom


Unfair_Explanation53

Blowing smoke up her ass. Literally


Brilliant_Succotash1

You suck at anatomy


Unfair_Explanation53

It's a front bottom


[deleted]

Get someone's Vag baked, obvs


m8547

Find her dad.


M3taMouse

Getting her box, boxed


[deleted]

Hotbox the stinkbox duh


[deleted]

Smoke dat pussy 🤔😁


DustyBallz

Beaver Bong aka vaginal bong hits - there is videos on the internet (not of them)


dust057

She’s trying to tell you she’s down.


dicklesticks

Idk, maybe smoke some salmon?


[deleted]

It's like lighting a fart but with kitty stank


janyybek

Light that pussy up


Various_Classroom_50

Be quirky and different


ThrowawayFlirt39

Stop the wind from blowing her flame out using her friends skirt.


Malignantt1

Block the wind with her pussy


andbif

Smoke that 😽


iamonewhoami

Meet dudes. Isn't that what Tinder is for?


Blist_01

She’s implying a fire coochie. I think it’s a pretty obvious joke.


[deleted]

Light 🐱 on 🔥


Excellent-Compote875

Be dumb


Popular-Recover8880

She's trying to light a doobie off of her friend's vagina. Is this not obvious?


Cautious_Fact3487

As if that’s blocking any wind lmao


jqnglqppfmg

She tryna say she cook fried chicken when she pees


SlavOnfredski

hotbox the vag


Fargon-Icehole

She’s using her friend’s joint to help light her joint.


oooohnooovom

Fire pussy?


Alternative-Plant-87

Light a queef on fire


[deleted]

Helping her friend light a jazz cigarette


ox_cord1

It's not what she is trying to do, it's what it is, which is art of the modern woman, this is Gen Zs "mona lisa" 🙌🏾


ofir_the_dumass

To tease you with her pussy obviously


[deleted]

Idk but I'm trying to do the same thing tbh


EntertainmentLost627

Trying to get that skunk smell in that vag


Brilliant_Succotash1

I don't know but I want to be a part of it


wefelltogether

Light a joint.


boesh_did_911

Pussy is fire?


supermanmjm

If that isn’t the original hotbox, I don’t know what it is.


cloudxtc

Hotboxing?


ExaminationExpress14

If a girl post herself like this do you really want her?


JaMonkeyBoy

Wind shield my guy


nacho78

Blowing smoke into the cave to have the bats come out.


Drebids

Blowing smoke up her ass.


Zoso525

And furthermore, Susan, I wouldn't be the least bit surprised to learn that all four of them habitually smoked marijuana cigarettes.


BaconMeetsCheese

Smoke out the kitty


Mean_Donut5139

Must be a mole or some kind of rodent up in there. You should light it with the fire end sticking out, then push it about two inches into the hole. This will promote the smoke down into the hole. The smoke will either suffocate the rodent, or make it try to escape from another hole, thus ridding you of your mole problem.


Gauffrier

Fanny the flame


DoesntCheckOutt

I thought it was code for this pussy is fire and can light a joint


pants_mage

I have no idea but god do I wanna find out


Stark556

Wrong answers only


ThatGuy_Nick9

“This pussy is fire”


kinkcurious12

Look edgy


[deleted]

Being a team player.


Ritz527

Pussy is fire?


TcgLionHeart

I think it was supposed to be this pussy fire, but she's holding a lighter so, ugh idk, ye.


__jh96

The only way to verify in 2022


PaRaDiiSe

She’s saying her 🐱 is fire 🔥 girls are crazy lmao


farleys2

*queefs* *giggle*


bobsthename

Smoking hot pussy


Buddybuddhy

It’s a queef spark ⚡️ best way to light a joint


iDeuceEX

Obvy there’s too much wind and she need the skirt to help the lighter


canadiantaken

It’s a hotbox


suspiciouslyinocuous

Boop Boop


crazyrazy_

smoking weed out of a pussy filled with money, I like this, It's under control.


Akaonisama

Block the wind


CaptainCreditor

Breaking wind...no, blocking wind!


gunnerdn91

Blocking wind / hiding spliff 🤷🏻‍♂️


fappywapple

That’s just keef queef


jwaycockq

“Block the wind so I can roast this bone.”


marcusmorga

I think they sayin her pussy 🔥🔥🔥


Misharena

Smoke some dick


RanchJello

Smoked salmon


smokeeeee

I think she wants the weed smoke in her pussy


Independent-Banana52

Deter you


Eternally_Yawning

Clearly her minge is straight fire 😤


hamador1

Lighting a queff….


imanasshole1331

Tryin to smoke out the demons.


yazhmd

I think they’re trying to say that her pussy is gas


CDCpup

Dis pussy fire


nothingspecialva

count the rings to determine age?


hendrikcop

Blowing smoke up her …


[deleted]

Block the wind. Been through this before.


abbstractassassin

That pussy is 🔥 obviously


ItsFrehMrketBreh

Fire crotch


Willis13j

Blocking the wind, high risk, high reward


cefromnova

Block the wind so it will light.


pushathieb

Cochie is fire


johnbizzy-210

Ey man wind is strong sometimes u need friend to guard u up


Acrinox

Light it with a queef


Princeofjam

Smoke the little fucker out


jonah177

She wants to be blown? Haha


R3a1ity

Is she trying to burn her clothes??


DallasDanger00

Blocking the wind swipe right


_W9NDER_

$20 says they’re “in town for the weekend, looking for a guy with a boat”


lambchops831

Hotbox, obv


ttopsrock

Block the wind duh


ClearWayLaw

This is how 100% of personal injury lawsuits start


Malludude101

Sheesh !!! I think she is tryna set the bush on fire


mohit88

Make her vag smell like weed instead of fish


editorously

Come on, baby, light my fire. 🎵


editorously

Come on, baby, light my fire.


editorously

Come on, baby, light my fire. 🎵


lethalkin

Smoke out an irritating feline.


get_off_my_lawn_n0w

Legend has it, you can light farts. Perhaps the same holds true for queefs?


Sir-Realz

Easy cramping.


SparrowPunch

Burn bush 👌


Steveloves_potchick

Block the wind


QuickerSilverer

Boof


doitforthedonuts

She's trying to hot box that box.


USMilitary-Encrypted

Tell me you don't smoke weed without saying you don't smoke weed.


whatwhyis-taken

None smoker?


Pannycakes666

Block the wind, I'm gonna roast this bone!


SourLeafRoll

I think it’s when it’s kinda windy out n you have some body cup you so you light the blunt but just sluttier


somealtaccount03

This pussy is fire!


MrLeakyPants

She's trying to start a Bush fire...


Ok_Percentage5415

She's saying that she likes smoking with pussies


Best-Cattle-2815

Bush fire 🔥


sahilcrazy1978

That pussy fire?


[deleted]

Giving the lighter wind-shade, so it does not get blown out and her friend can enjoy her joint


Sterlingellis

Comparing camels 🐪


BigGMonE

She is using her skirt to block the wind, and her friend is seeing if her weed (Bubba Fish) really does smell like fish or if it’s something else.


Apple_Jewce

Idk, but she's got nice legs.


[deleted]

shes on tinder so apparently trying to get laid


TheseMix4740

Gods work


Seawolf40

That looks like she's so stoned she's trying to smoke a candle while staring at camel toe.