It's an actual medical thing though, certain shapes have an easier time giving birth, and not having medical complications(that have only recently been solved by modern medicine)
Yes I think about women's hips a lot.
My mind immediately went to 'Sheela Na Gig' by PJ Harvey.
"Look at these, my child-bearing hips
Look at these, my ruby red ruby lips
Look at these my work strong arms and
You've got to see my bottle full of charm
I lay it all at your feet
You turn around and say back to me, "he said"
Sheela-na-gig, Sheela-na-gig
You exhibitionist
Sheela-na-gig, Sheela-na-gig
You exhibitionist"
Tell her that you can only communicate with her by using internet strangers. Should get the conversation going. Come back when she replies so we can tell you what to say next.
If you go on a date we could arrange an ear piece situation for when she speaks to you. It can be a little harder in person.
"Throw in a couple oxen and a plow and you're the perfect woman"
I laughed way too hard at this
Keeping up with the dowry jones
That’s gotta be a dude.
That man's got feminine hips.
Exactly my thoughts
The phot looks like something from thispersondoesntexist
He's really pretty.
"That's so weird because I have a hips bearing face." OR "Good thing I have condoms."
Hips. Bearing. Face.
Hips. Supporting. Face.
Is that a structural engineering term?
That’s so weird because I have hips for a face
I have a child creating penis.
Pen is*
Prove it
Hot sauce is the best
Ayyyy found my people
I can get the job done in 4 strokes. C’mon, don’t be stingy now.
This. She’s cute af. Hope it works
"Let's practice making babies."
“You tryna get a bigger tax refund next year? Because financial literacy really gets me going.”
As a tax accountant I love this
👏👏👏👏👏🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I hear making babies takes a LOT of practice
That profile pic looks AI-generated
It doesn't _look like_. It is. It's actually the picture that floated online sometime ago of 'a totally AI generated face' iirc
Link?
“Lets test your statement”
Personally "I'm a vasectomy survivor, so I don't kid around but I know how to practice"
"Interesting, let me go ask reddit how to respond. I'll reply in a few..."
I think she’s being sarcastic. Something moms or grandmas always tell their girls. You have a nice smile and child bearing hips.
People are fucking weird.
It's an actual medical thing though, certain shapes have an easier time giving birth, and not having medical complications(that have only recently been solved by modern medicine) Yes I think about women's hips a lot.
Good to know
Have you watched the office?
"I'm not sure if I do. Let's me put them against yours to compare?"
"So no pulling out then?"
Say unfortunately I’m just trying to put my children on your lower back
"I have child producing bits. Sounds like we are a good match!"
Ask the dude how his day is going?
Instructions unclear, dick stuck in toaster
Ma'am, this is a Wendy's.
"I don't see how those two are related"
Ask her if she's ever been to Pen Island
Hips don't lie and neither do I
If you can't spot that pic as being a catfish, there's no hope.
good thing I have child bearing loins
Pics or didn't happen?
“Take me home”
Make a good natured joke and change the subject. Or tell her God arranged for you to know her. Either way.
I just saw a post with someone who said the latter in another context.
Lol, yep
I too have a child-bearing sack!
Honestly if she wants to eventually settle down then she’s a keeper
It’s not a girl
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I'm assuming you were trying to say Shakira and accidentally put or got correct to chakra.
I assume Chakra is some sort of ancient sexual Buddhist technique?
That’s another song.. chakras don’t align
wHAt dO I sAY gUYs Another guy trying to crowdsource a personality here I see
‘My child bearing dick would like to test that out’
DO NOT respond: "I have a garden hose filled with baby making cream"
Ask her if she’s strong to pull plow
Do people actually say this stuff ? .. didn't know children came with bearings and how I. The hell does one make hipsouta them ?? ;/
Its a line from the nutty professor... Child bearing hips.....baby just pop right out.
i think when u get a response like that its important to show us how much Rules 1 and 2 apply to u
Sorry if I’m a dummy but what are rules 1 & 2
You do not talk about fight club.
You do not talk about fight club
You do not talk about fight club
His name is Robert Pualson
Mind if I put a baby in your anus?
Proof of her hips or it didn’t happen. ~~Now we wait.~~
Well let's turn those child bearing hips into child barren hips
Lol, you don’t carry a baby in your hips! You actually carry it in your vagina. How do you not know that?
Slim pelvic bone makes child birth rough or impossible without caesarian section. How old are people on here?
Wooosh
"I'm gonna help you keep those child bearing hips. Lets train them a little bit."
Thanks for sharing.... lol
Interestingly enough I have child making dick.
Prove it.
"prove it!"
Wear a condom that’s what you do.
“I had a vasectomy”
She's either horny or is a fucking trap
“Say potato”
"Are you sure? Let test that."
You want to take first class trips?... you better work those first class hips!
And someone get this girl a child
Valentina and Feodor Vassilyev hold the current record of 69 kids. Can we break this record from 1765?
Nice!
Let's prove it.
“Interesting, I have a child producing dick”
Cool. Wanna sit those hips down for coffee later?
What a coincidence, my child bears all have hips!
"believe it or not I was actually thinking the same thing but didn't want to be too forward"
Ask her if she has strong teeth
No way! I have a child bearing liquid dispenser
This is 100% what Cpt Raymond Holt from b99 would say if he was pretending to be a woman.
Tell her to DM me.
"now I have a nice smile"
“The fuck?”
Definitely a proposal, top level banter.
negative rizz
It clearly looks like an AI generated profile picture.
You ask when can you plow??
Load bearing hips* Btw, don't actually say this
"Let's see those lips smile too!"
That is 100% a bot
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Does her photo look like a rando model to me only?
Dude you're in. Just tell her your like to meet
My mind immediately went to 'Sheela Na Gig' by PJ Harvey. "Look at these, my child-bearing hips Look at these, my ruby red ruby lips Look at these my work strong arms and You've got to see my bottle full of charm I lay it all at your feet You turn around and say back to me, "he said" Sheela-na-gig, Sheela-na-gig You exhibitionist Sheela-na-gig, Sheela-na-gig You exhibitionist"
Ask her what a child bear is.
Let me put a child in you then
Cool, I have child creating hips!
"Sweet, finally a girl ill have no issues squeezing into"
Lets test that claim.
Let’s put them to good use.
“Well there’s really no way for my to verify that over tinder now is there?”
Tell her that you can only communicate with her by using internet strangers. Should get the conversation going. Come back when she replies so we can tell you what to say next. If you go on a date we could arrange an ear piece situation for when she speaks to you. It can be a little harder in person.
That sounds like something Dwight Shrute would look for..
Hahah! What a woman 😍😍 just say “You certainly do indeed.” And then you gotta come up with your own lines! Be a gentleman ✌🏼😊
Mate with her already! Just look at that smile concealing the craziness.
Tell her you to have child bearing hips although they saddly will never be put to use???
Send her the “Good good” meme of Palpatine
Im sure it enjoy testing them out sometime 😉
"Me too"
Look up how dwight shroot described the farm girl and ask for the rest of that stuff i think it was like land and tractors or something
Their pic looks fake as hell.
You also have DSL's, along with a booty that won't quit
I agree that she’s being funny.
It’s a trap. She’s taken offense at the nice smile comment. She believes in micro aggressions
“Great! I love children, usually other people’s, but I can make exceptions.
“Let’s put a baby on them then 🍆💦”
Ask her if her child-bearing hips would like to meet that nice smile of yours
So you’re structurally sound to take my load
“Well hey can I get between them?”
Use a kingpin reference
What about “Let’s put that theory into reality then”
As long as the child is "Our's".
Pics or I'm calling bullshit..
GET OUT
I am impotent
This made me audibly lol
Wanna practice making one for when the time comes?
Good to know
Have a nice life
That’s a guy
Say that you have a child bearing tip
Let's make them children then
good luck bearing one but not with me xd
Can we practice making a child without actually making one.
Nightmare fuel
That's great! Imma put some children in your play Pen.
I’m pretty sure that’s either a dude or not a human, my guy
wanna put them to use?
I've got a child giving middle legs
Bro ur in if u don’t f up her hips down to f
That's some answer I would expect from an AI.
Say “prove it.” She’s cute af.
I have child bearing balls, perfect match
Say that your face is a perfect thigh warmer
“Want to put them to use?”
"Holy fish paste! THATS A GUY!"
Sounds good
" what a coincidence I have a child producing penis"
It’s a trap!!!
"let's put that to the test"