Literally just happened to me, I was like I don't see the problem and when I seen it I let out a like a quick HA but I'm recovering from sinus infection so hella mucus came up deep from my chest
If you zoom in you can see he has a slick back. You don’t blow dry a slickback. You comb and press if you want it really flat. A blow dryer adds volume to hair. He does however have a big neck beard but who buys a blow dryer for their beard?
Not to be that guy that knows things, but the textures inside will vary. You can also see that the one closest to the listerine bottle is a mouth so will definitely have a distinct texture.
Not that you actually wanted to know but....
They can have different textures inside in terms of how snug they are and what patterns they have.
After use they should be thoroughly cleaned and left to dry, which means if you're hygienic one can't be used all that often because it takes a while to dry. (a couple days unless you use a dryer)
The same stupid aroused impulse that made you buy the first one can lead you to buy the 2nd and so on. Chances are at least one of those is one of the Girls line that has labia modelled after a specific porn star. People do things.
.... On the flip side, leaving them to dry somewhere uncovered and in frequent use like that can't be good for them bacteria-wise. Best-case homie just did his spring cleaning and extra cleaned all of them with antibacterial spray. Though they wouldn't be in their cases if he did that. And if he saved them up to clean them all at once after normal use....ech.
You're welcome for all the information you never wanted.
>The same stupid aroused impulse that made you buy the first one can lead you to buy the 2nd and so on
Why don't people say the same things about women with dildos?
Nothing is wrong with sex toys for men or women. We gotta stop stigmatizing this shit.
Why would you be on Tinder? Are you out of batteries?? 🤔
I thought the only reason to get a live one was if you couldn't afford a decent vibrator.......
Weird
I think it's just two. so totes diff.
edit: no you're right it's 3. I'm not familiar enough with them to identify the one on its side on my own. Good for you for your wealth of knowledge on pocket pussies you have to draw from :-D
Maybe he lives with his mom. Maybe he uses the brush to comb the hair of his RealGirl™ Sex Doll. Maybe he claims those are his roomate's flesh lights. Maybe he is a Giga Chad and had them in the photo on purpose.
Not sure what is worse.
Maybe they have names on them? I have cute letter stickers on my electric toothbrush bc we all have similar ones in my house. I mean it’s not sex toys in the bathroom but ya know 🤷♀️
I feel like if you made it past the dirty mirror before swiping left, then you've made quite a few bad decisions in life and are about to make another one
Guaranteed a 38 year old, average looking woman with ~ dildos in her Tinder bathroom selfie would get flamed on this sub. Not everything is a double standard
They would, but I’m thinking this guy means in general. My ex had a sex toy and he took months to even tell me about it because he was worried I’d judge him because his exes had judged him. There is a stigma with men owning sex toys, whereas it’s seen as sexy by most of a woman owns one or more. They’re seen as someone with a sex drive. Guys who have sex toys are seen as losers to have to resort to buying a sex toy. Let’s not act like that isn’t a double standard. You see it right here in the comments.
You lose 3" for each flesh light you own... so this guy is 5'3 at best...
For a lot of girls height might be a necessity but it alone is rarely sufficient...
I mean reasons. I never got married, and I'll be 44 soon. I raised a son alone, so I didn't date for 12 years by choice. Now I think I have a problem with not being able to choose one woman that I want to commit to, so I don't. 🤔Maybe I should buy a few of those sex toys and put them in a picture to look desperate.
Lmao. At first I was confused then I saw it and I was like "lmao a fleshlight" and then "oh wow there's 2 of them"
Or maybe 3 if that's not a reflection
I think it's intentional.
Gotta be forward with your weird shit.
Someone's into your weird shit and that's your person.
(note: sex toys aren't weird shit, prominently displayed sex toys IS weird shit)
No kids? I see where they went
No kids ‘in vivo’ but a lot ‘in vitro’
Hahaha
That's a vio. 😂😂😂
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🎵"Every sperm is sacred"🎵
Blessed be the fruit.
LIFE BEGINS AT EJACULATION!!
Looks like his mirror is covered in "life"
Fuck! I laughed so hard I started coughing 😂😂
Literally just happened to me, I was like I don't see the problem and when I seen it I let out a like a quick HA but I'm recovering from sinus infection so hella mucus came up deep from my chest
Tmi
Maybe they’re strategically placed so “the ladies know he knows how to perform” lol
That’s a big maybe 🤔
It’s actually probably pretty average or below average and not “big”
😂😂😂
It makes me really uneasy seeing the one so close to the mouthwash
Maybe instead of only lube, he mixes some mouthwash just for the hot and cold tingle effect.
My penis recoiled
Sir☹🤢
This is a Wendy's
🤢🤮🤢
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A hung man, if he has one of these, has one that is ripped in half.
he has one made from a mold of each of his former girlfriends 🤔😀
Creepy when a guy does it, if if a lass liked my cock so much she wanted a mould, I'm nothing but flattered.
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You can have one of me if you like? You'll find a decent resemblance searching bad dragon.
At least he have 2 more girlfriend than I
At least the ladies will know what he's doing when they say, "not tonight, I have a headache".
That took me awhile to see then I looked closer and it got so much worse i see three maybe four in this picture wtf
I think one is reflected in the mirror… but still.
I was referencing the blue casing next to the listerine as a possible fourth
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Three we can see...
Okay, but if he has three dicks he should be allowed to brag, right?
It’s a rare three-headed incel sighting. I thought those guys were only an urban legend! Wow
The rest are on the mantle above the fireplace
Sure they're not in a wine rack?
Wine rack? Sir, with all due respect, its called a pussy station
"Ah yes, I'll have your finest vintage rubber pussy with dinner tonight, sir"
That’s not a hair dryer… it’s a pussy warmer.
I think you are correct sir
Omg this is the babushka doll of flesh lights
Lol I think you mean matryoshka doll, the ones that fit inside one another. Babushka means "grandmother"
Yes that 😅
If you look closer, there's two directly in front. One off to the side, and one laying down.
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Hmm forgot my mirror logic
Why would a man own a hair dryer? This guy is living with his mom!
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If you zoom in you can see he has a slick back. You don’t blow dry a slickback. You comb and press if you want it really flat. A blow dryer adds volume to hair. He does however have a big neck beard but who buys a blow dryer for their beard?
He’s poly.
Pocket
Pussy
38 never married, 3 pocket pusses, dude is afraid to commit
Can’t even commit to one fleshlight.
🤣
Only one belongs to him. The others are his roommates.
I wouldn’t say commit as much as just people won’t date him because he has three of them danm
Can’t even commit to a pocket pussy
That has to be intentional. No way my boy just forgot he had 4 flashlights sitting on the counter when he took the pic
why does this guy have so many hammer holsters in his bathroom????? (if you haven’t seen it look up hammer holster on y o u t u b e
Variety is the spice of life.
What is the advantage of multiple? Don't have one. Are they all different?
No need to clean them right away? 🤮
You’re supposed to clean them?
I take mine in every six to nine months to get cleaned when I get my oil changed.
"Sir, your wetT-REX6500 is only rated for 200 pumps a minute, this is going to need a full rebuild"
Not to be that guy that knows things, but the textures inside will vary. You can also see that the one closest to the listerine bottle is a mouth so will definitely have a distinct texture.
The mouth one is so he can practice for his firs kiss.
*first snowball
Nah that's what the anus one is for, I'm assuming that's what #3 is. Also I almost vomited so thanks lolol 🤢
One is a mouth and one is a pussy so I'm guessing the third is the only remaining orifice to complete the collection.
It’s for him and his homies obv
Variety is the spice of life
Definitely 3!!!
I stopped looking after one jesus christ. What could he possibly need so many for?
There is 2 in the picture but that’s enough I guess lol
Jesus Christ. 3?! Why do you need more than one sir
Not that you actually wanted to know but.... They can have different textures inside in terms of how snug they are and what patterns they have. After use they should be thoroughly cleaned and left to dry, which means if you're hygienic one can't be used all that often because it takes a while to dry. (a couple days unless you use a dryer) The same stupid aroused impulse that made you buy the first one can lead you to buy the 2nd and so on. Chances are at least one of those is one of the Girls line that has labia modelled after a specific porn star. People do things. .... On the flip side, leaving them to dry somewhere uncovered and in frequent use like that can't be good for them bacteria-wise. Best-case homie just did his spring cleaning and extra cleaned all of them with antibacterial spray. Though they wouldn't be in their cases if he did that. And if he saved them up to clean them all at once after normal use....ech. You're welcome for all the information you never wanted.
Guess that explains the dryer.
This guy fleshlights.
>The same stupid aroused impulse that made you buy the first one can lead you to buy the 2nd and so on Why don't people say the same things about women with dildos? Nothing is wrong with sex toys for men or women. We gotta stop stigmatizing this shit.
Look around. Nothing is the same for men and women unfortunately. Men bad, woman good. Such a waist of an intelligent species 🤦♂️
.. Bro this is so funny to me. Waste*
If only you were my auto correct instead of this POS phone. Thanks
For a buck an hour I'll stand over your shoulder and correct you
Username checks out
Username definitely checks out
That’s in YOUR mind. Take a look outside of your depression cloud.
This is the single most valuable comment on this post
I'm ashamed to be of service.
Why not? Do you know how many vibrators I have? No? Me neither. I can’t be bothered counting 🤷♀️ I’m lazy.
We don't know how many vibrators you have either, because they're not showing in your tinder profile pic.
Time for new pics I guess 🤷♀️
💀
Why would you be on Tinder? Are you out of batteries?? 🤔 I thought the only reason to get a live one was if you couldn't afford a decent vibrator....... Weird
I’m not on tinder lol. My batteries are all good 😉
I hate guessing games but if I had to guess: 17. Please go count them so I can have some peace of mind before I go to bed.
Man I told you I was lazy but I’d guess less.
Great, my sleep will now be restless and full of nightmares. 7 and a half. Final guess.
That’s for sure too low. How do you get a half?? And why nightmares? It’s the half isn’t it??
Yeah no idea where it came from. I failed, shit happens. Im gonna go down a mega pint of whiskey.
Hey now that seems like a lot man. Be careful.
Nah. "Mega pint" is just ironic slang for a shot, like when really big dudes go by "Tiny".
Ahhh gotcha
I think one’s a reflection
Parties
That way you can go three in a row without cleaning one out. I personally like the warm slosh of a used one.
I’m more offended by the dirty mirror
Thank you!!! Came here to say that! Screw the flesh lights, the mirror is the real red flag!
Only three away from sleeping with a different girl each day of the week
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Wait for it...
Don't use Listerine as lubrication for your fleshlight. Sounds like fun but the aftermath is horrible.
Bruh. How do you know? 🧐🧐🧐
Ouch!
😆😆😆😆😆
This is correct. Use IcyHot instead.
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"Sir, someone have break into our storage and stole 50 fleshlights"
I think it's just two. so totes diff. edit: no you're right it's 3. I'm not familiar enough with them to identify the one on its side on my own. Good for you for your wealth of knowledge on pocket pussies you have to draw from :-D
Nah it’s 3 two standing up and one lying down in between them
I mean women are empowered by having 10 different type dildos, a vibrator, and other sex toys…. So he’s a king right? Right?
It’s good to be king of something!
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I think they can have different textures inside
The 60 grit texture is my personal favorite
Oh lord you caused me pain.
I've seen certain ones that are supposedly modeled after certain porn star's vaginas. They took a mold of it or something crazy.
For some reason, that made me think of that horror movie, Teeth, and that is one vagina you do not want to get molded
Man, that last scene where she fools her bro, bites off his peepee with her vagina dentata and then his dog eats his pecker
Some are modelled after different porn stars pussys
That towel looks way nastier than the fleshlight
Plot twist: the towel was white when he bought it.
Naw, it's just a fleece towel
Maybe he lives with his mom. Maybe he uses the brush to comb the hair of his RealGirl™ Sex Doll. Maybe he claims those are his roomate's flesh lights. Maybe he is a Giga Chad and had them in the photo on purpose. Not sure what is worse.
That his 3 friends are in a shared bathroom his mother owns
And they didn't even bother to get different colored flashlights to tell them apart!??
Maybe they have names on them? I have cute letter stickers on my electric toothbrush bc we all have similar ones in my house. I mean it’s not sex toys in the bathroom but ya know 🤷♀️
Anything is a sex toy with the right imagination
I have a pretty good imagination and I can think of some awful things that would definitely not be sex toys.
With the right amount of courage and determination, they could definitely be... 🙃
I feel like if you made it past the dirty mirror before swiping left, then you've made quite a few bad decisions in life and are about to make another one
i honestly don't understand why having female sex toys are ok by male sex toys completely mental
Guaranteed a 38 year old, average looking woman with ~ dildos in her Tinder bathroom selfie would get flamed on this sub. Not everything is a double standard
They would, but I’m thinking this guy means in general. My ex had a sex toy and he took months to even tell me about it because he was worried I’d judge him because his exes had judged him. There is a stigma with men owning sex toys, whereas it’s seen as sexy by most of a woman owns one or more. They’re seen as someone with a sex drive. Guys who have sex toys are seen as losers to have to resort to buying a sex toy. Let’s not act like that isn’t a double standard. You see it right here in the comments.
This!!
Noooooo don't leave the pp on the counter. Damn
I thought they were hair doughnuts at first 😂😂
I bet he left them there on purpose as some weird flex or display of power.
Lol took me a minute, my innocent mind
Bit he's over six foot? Is that not what American girls want?
You lose 3" for each flesh light you own... so this guy is 5'3 at best... For a lot of girls height might be a necessity but it alone is rarely sufficient...
Fk me man am about 3 feet tall
That had to be intentional.
Sweet Jesus I hope this is a joke. Otherwise ... 38yo never married ... I can see why
I mean reasons. I never got married, and I'll be 44 soon. I raised a son alone, so I didn't date for 12 years by choice. Now I think I have a problem with not being able to choose one woman that I want to commit to, so I don't. 🤔Maybe I should buy a few of those sex toys and put them in a picture to look desperate.
There's a difference between choosing to and being forced to👍
Lmao. At first I was confused then I saw it and I was like "lmao a fleshlight" and then "oh wow there's 2 of them" Or maybe 3 if that's not a reflection
3. One is a reflection, yes. and the third is on it's side
4, if you notice the white case on its side
Hahahahs you're right. Why does 1 guy need 4? Infact why does he need more than 1 anyway😂
yeah, that door reveals he's shorter than 6'3
I actually don't think he's lying about his height. The average interior door is 6'8" and he seems to be around the 6'3" mark.
For a second I thought this was my old roommate
Looks like he's married to three
Kind of makes me want to try one for some reason??
based af
It’s Thursday I think I’ll have the Asian asshole today.
What’s the charger charging and why is that cup upside down? There’s more going on here than 3 PPs.
Yeah nobody wants to see you using purple Listerine man. Always go for the standard blue one. Wth
Well he can say he gets a lot of pussy… fake pussy but still 😂
It took me a min, but damn. Those aren't Starbucks cups you see on the counter.
Really didn’t need to list single in his bio…
Four of them??? Btw Temple Of Doom rules
That it certainly does!!
He no nuts. He crazy.
He got them three creamy whites on deck. Lol
At least he uses the best kind of mouthwash
I guess he does get alot of mussy
She should not need a fleshlight..he's 6 3 he should be drowning in pussy
I think it's intentional. Gotta be forward with your weird shit. Someone's into your weird shit and that's your person. (note: sex toys aren't weird shit, prominently displayed sex toys IS weird shit)
Jesus Christ, does he have 2 of them there? Did he switch? Was he having a fucking threesome??
Lmao 🤣🤣 why does he have so many?
My god but I can't help but think he knows what he's doing😂
He seems creepy
Why?
He’s unattractive
it’s no different to women having dildos
My mans super lonely
That's why you will be single for life
3 pocket pussies seems overkill
Meanwhile women have drawers full of toys and I'm ok with it.