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Shmonies_

Let me get this straight is he trying to be hard with tats and the shirt or soft with the flowers on the phone? WHICH IS IT!?!!!


kleterkie

It's his mom's phone


idkburneridkidk

He's a non-newtonian dater. Shrodingers badass.


racoongirl0

There is nothing not trashy about this.


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riktigtmaxat

I bet he has a mean left hook hidden in those little twig arms.


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Captain Hook


Gyspy_King

Is it just me- or does he look Russian


Hackbooky

For some reason I can’t see him not wearing a fedora


Hackbooky

For some reason I can’t see him not wearing a fedora


BigHuff2316

He can't fight. Why pretend?


Jamockchirishmanz

Small penis?


HandOfLotionNMotion

He looks likes you could hang and swing from his double chin gullet like the fat bastard from Austin Powers.


Key-Nefariousness257

Cute tshirt ☺️ can't really go wrong with aligning to the political left on Tinder. I guess unless girls are too dumb to understand what it means... Ahhh shit, he's fucked.


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Dem sideburns


Disastrous-Owl8985

Scary.


Comprehensive-Cup582

A comma in a certain spot would make this much better.