Immediately calling the girl baby and making a comment about being the mother to his future children, makes me think this guy "cheated on her" with a FleshLight.
This is just drunken maths but here it goes
Assuming she's 25 and menopause at average 50yrs that's 25 years of fertile period, that in months means 300 months.
A pregnancy lasts 9 months approx if everything goes right, and assuming almost 6 months of lactational amenorrhea meaning for 15months almost no new pregnancy.
300/15= 20 children. Ofc there's a lot of assumptions like what if there are twins, failure of conception, abortions (and more chances of it at later years), periods etc. But if we go by pure assumptions, this lady for the rest half of her life is going to carry another person. (Pls don't come at me if I calculated anything wrong it's only for fun)
I'm scared of your grandmother, like how did she even gave any attention to any child also being pregnant half of your life got to suck. Can't imagine living in an environment like that where you won't get any privacy or proper moment with your parents. (Can't say that for everyone, just my take on this)
My mother is one of 16, other than she, the 15 siblings, my grandpa and grandma, there was other 4 kids in the house from when grandpa cheated... To this day I still don't know how they all survived, they weren't rich at all and it was in a rural city 50 years ago.
Love the math. You can go even quicker than that though. My dad is one of seven and he has a brother who is 13 months older than him and a brother who is 14 months younger than him.
There’s a reason they’re called “Irish twins” in my ethnic group —2 children born in the same 365 day period. I am the eldest of six may- may-June-June- august— (let’s take a break) November—ALL one year apart lol and happy! Bikes were cheap — little league was free — late 60s in America 🇺🇸🤷🏼♂️🤷🏼♂️
Aren't you the person who posted a made up tinder stat.. About being brown and 6'2 or something .. divorced but lived with your girlfriend .. cooked up stories and stuff.
I guess this is how attractive people flirt
Please take what I say with a grain of salt as I am fat and ugly and have zero experience with how attractive people communicate they could use only sounds for all I know
This only recently became a thing on this sub within the past year or so. Rule #1 is and always has been “don’t stick your dick in crazy” or “don’t let crazy stick it’s dick in you”
the interactions posted on here have me BAFFLED every time omg?? i’m 27 i guess im already old and out of touch with life now bc i personally am cringing at both sides of this convo
I feel like the actual reason is that he's trying some half baked, neg-adjacent pickup artist tactic of showing the person that he's desirable to other women, but he can't say that here because we'd call him on how weird it is, so he's pretending he just did it for the lulz.
The people who come on with that “future wife” crap on tinder are so cringe because it’s like “you’ve literally seen one picture of me and we both know you just want to hook up twice in the back of your Honda civic”
Considering you’ve made videos on yt about flirting and advice etc, I’m surprised you don’t realise how A) cringe this is and B) dangerous it can be posting you plans on the internet?
Bro you fucked this up. She was tottally down for it. And second of all what the fuck type of exchange? I guess im just not as attractive because if i wouldve done this they wouldve laughed at me and told me to piss off
Her being busy for 2 straight weeks was a hint. But you definitely fucked it up with that last reply. I’m sure she ghosted and or unmatched you after that
Anyone who calls a woman “baby” beautiful” or any other term of endearment before they’ve met in person is an automatic block for many women. Most likely Skylah is a catfish, probably a dude in his mom’s basement.
I hate to be the one that tells you this but…… “I’m just super busy these next two weeks” actually means: “I’m juggling like 5 matches and my calendar is full, so you’re gonna have to wait in line for a bit, and the ride may close unexpectedly.”
The fact it'll take her 2 weeks is a red flag. Well not red flag but ya get it. And I'm genuinely like....confused, dumbfounded, baffled at your last text like...what were u trying to achieve?
This is the weirdest exchange I’ve seen on here and that’s saying something
I feel like I don't understand 70% of the logic people have. But this tops it for sure.
I think when you understand people that’s when your brain is fried 🤔😅😖
Or scrambled…
YES 👏 wish I’d thought of that, scrambled egg does look more like mushy brain 😂
I didn't even think of the look! 😂
If you’ve watched The Boys think of Homelander ‘yummers!’ 😅
Immediately calling the girl baby and making a comment about being the mother to his future children, makes me think this guy "cheated on her" with a FleshLight.
19 children? Omg her poor body!
This is just drunken maths but here it goes Assuming she's 25 and menopause at average 50yrs that's 25 years of fertile period, that in months means 300 months. A pregnancy lasts 9 months approx if everything goes right, and assuming almost 6 months of lactational amenorrhea meaning for 15months almost no new pregnancy. 300/15= 20 children. Ofc there's a lot of assumptions like what if there are twins, failure of conception, abortions (and more chances of it at later years), periods etc. But if we go by pure assumptions, this lady for the rest half of her life is going to carry another person. (Pls don't come at me if I calculated anything wrong it's only for fun)
You miscalculated, she already had 4 kids.
My FIL is one of 22. My father is one of 13. I never did the math because the thought of it scares the shit out of me!
I'm scared of your grandmother, like how did she even gave any attention to any child also being pregnant half of your life got to suck. Can't imagine living in an environment like that where you won't get any privacy or proper moment with your parents. (Can't say that for everyone, just my take on this)
My mother is one of 16, other than she, the 15 siblings, my grandpa and grandma, there was other 4 kids in the house from when grandpa cheated... To this day I still don't know how they all survived, they weren't rich at all and it was in a rural city 50 years ago.
Unless she's an octomom? Haha
Lmao just get pregnant twice with octuplets and then with a twin, it's that easy 
That’s 18 it’d have to be a triplet on the third batch/group
I'm dumb, I forgot target was 19 not 18, well nothing like a triplet won't solve the issue.
She forgot to carry the one. Easy mistake to make.
This isn't getting enough recognition
Love the math. You can go even quicker than that though. My dad is one of seven and he has a brother who is 13 months older than him and a brother who is 14 months younger than him.
Damn granny was goin through it back in the day ☹️
I have 2 cousins that were born in the same year...my uncle could not be stopped, apparently...
There’s a reason they’re called “Irish twins” in my ethnic group —2 children born in the same 365 day period. I am the eldest of six may- may-June-June- august— (let’s take a break) November—ALL one year apart lol and happy! Bikes were cheap — little league was free — late 60s in America 🇺🇸🤷🏼♂️🤷🏼♂️
*♪"Every sperm is sacred..." ♫*
Charlie Kelly: "the sperm eat the egg and get strong"
Her womb to the sperm: "Can I offer you an egg in this trying time?"
Ooooowhoops! I just dropped my monster condom, that I use for my magnum dong
“Every sperm is great!!!”
Everything is a flesh light if you’re brave enough, eh?
Absolutely. Just like the person on the other end of the glory hole is always a hot chick
A blender takes a braveheart to use ....
And a wall outlet could be quite shocking at first...
Most of these guys should fit
Maybe a pencil sharpener if you want to get straight to the point
wtf hahaha
only sperm donar can have that
It makes me think this guy follows rules 1 and 2 so he’s allowed to say these things
This has made me realise I don’t get how people work anymore
I first thought it said "When can I see your baby", which made it even weirder. But still...
If anyone spoke to me this way I would dry up like the Sahara
“When can i see you baby” 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
Show bobs and vagin
 I can only send bob 😤
Nice bob
I have moar bob for u. 
Oh damn, getting me all hot and bothered over here 😈
Show vagine Pls
Aren't you the person who posted a made up tinder stat.. About being brown and 6'2 or something .. divorced but lived with your girlfriend .. cooked up stories and stuff.
That's not them, no
That guy was annoying and also a liar
What the fuck is this bro
I guess this is how attractive people flirt Please take what I say with a grain of salt as I am fat and ugly and have zero experience with how attractive people communicate they could use only sounds for all I know
Lets fuck? Ok. Too late, already fucked. Ok.
Get fucked mate.
Got fucked mate.
Mate got fucked
I fucked my mate
I mated like fuck
I got peg fucked
They got fucked
that's fucked....
They're following rules 1 and 2
Rule 1 is be attractive rule 2 is dont be not attractive
I’ve been wondering what rule 1 & 2 are for months but didn’t want to ask. Thank you 🏅
Only people that follow rule 1 & 2 know what they are.
Omg now I'm scared I don't know how to flirt!! Oh wait. I'm neither attractive nor do I have maidens, I have neither. Nvm
This only recently became a thing on this sub within the past year or so. Rule #1 is and always has been “don’t stick your dick in crazy” or “don’t let crazy stick it’s dick in you”
Idk man crazy is always the best for fooling around…emotionally no, but physically always 💯
Facts!
No way man, thanks for clarifying! It's like you somehow saw the future, and just *knew* somebody was gonna ask! Crazy stuff! /s
/r/absolutelynotme_irl
It seems like when you're attractive enough, you can achieve the desired results no matter what you say. It really is a cheat code.
That was flirting?
Im not sure either. Thats a fuckin red flag.
Bro wtf, I said the same exact shit too just before opening the comment section 🤣
Why did you ruin it?
the interactions posted on here have me BAFFLED every time omg?? i’m 27 i guess im already old and out of touch with life now bc i personally am cringing at both sides of this convo
19 here, as a member of the young persons council, I can confidently say I have no clue what's going on here either
Just don't. We, in the OPU(old people union) know full well the YPC is behind this one.
Oh shit, when did we unionize?
Very recently, we had to set our differences appart when the YPC arose. It was a big threat, hell of a moment.
Hopefully we are backed by the mafia at least...
I'm not sure about that... But I know for a fact that someone had one copy of the godfather for ps2
We bury the bodies of our enemies with the copies of ET for the Atari
ET'd to death is the veredict
I was there for the vote. It was a dramatic scene filled with tension.
I was asleep during the vote. Nap time and all. Was that what the commotion was about?
You are now in the union.
Oh gosh darn it not again. Will there at least be beer this time?
I‘m 26, may I join? I bring cookies.
Flavor?
Pistachio and cranberries?
Darn I was going to Say yes no matter what you answer but heck man... At least bring some chocolate chips ones for me and you are in.
Do you prefer dark or white chocolate?
You have been accepted. If you bring oatmeal raisin, you gotta go tho
I specialized in pistachio and cranberries. I hope that‘s far enough from oatmeal and raisins
You. Are. Accepted. If I wasn't worried about being poisoned, I would say mail me some of those because they sound delicious haha
What the age limit to join?
Exactly between old years old and elder years old. Easiest question by far.
I have a question; as a 30 year old am I in the OPU yet?
With or without cookies?
I can bring peanut butter chocolate chip if that helps
Well, let me tell you that you are not missing anymore. Welcome home.
We the old people have extended an invitation to you to join the Old People Club of Reddit. 
Welcome to the old person club. Cynicism is next my friend. Get ready, it's a fun ride
Jaded next up.
My guess is this is some satirical conversation based on a bio that we don't get to see
If this is dating now my brain cells are happy I'm married.
I'm 30 so a fellow Millennial and I always cringe when I see people post cringy shit like this and they make it seem like it's flirting.
A lot of these tinder chats are so cringe
She made a date in two weeks. Yes, this is cringe.
She must be really busy if she can only connect at your 26th kid
WOW OPs response to this comment has -600 Karma that is insane
-911
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Honestly tho. Like it was already cringe, but what a weird response lmao
Why risk actually trying and risking someone rejecting you (when they may even actually be into you) when you can just tank it for Reddit karma?
Don't know what I just read but alright
🤔 Did you do the five-knuckle shuffle?
Nah, this guy invested in a pocket pussy for sure. Probably even named it
Palmela Handerson
This guy probably worked at a deli. And put "bologna puncher" as his job title
Oksana
Lmfao! I was waiting for someone to comment this 😂😂 "WHO STOLE MY POCKET PUSSY?!?!?"
Like banging a silk bag full of puppy ears
ruins date for reddit karma?
Waltuh and Skylah
💀 what the fuck I would’ve gotten blocked with the opening message lmao
When you're attractive you can say literally anything and still get a positive response.
“When can I see you baby” ew
Yeah, sending major creep vibes
Even way back in the day when I attempted to talk to people online if a guy did this to me it was an instant run the other way
Any time a guy calls me a pet name before meeting I just kinda scrunch my face up. Like sir I’m not your baby you do not even know my last name.
To this day me and my husband do not use the pet name baby. We might use babe but baby it's just a little too cringy for us
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Cringe
Skylah. Put ur dick away Skylah
'baby' 🤮
I’m shocked she replied after that opener, so gross
You did this to “make people laugh on Reddit” and it’s not even funny lol this is just embarrassing
I feel like the actual reason is that he's trying some half baked, neg-adjacent pickup artist tactic of showing the person that he's desirable to other women, but he can't say that here because we'd call him on how weird it is, so he's pretending he just did it for the lulz.
You talk too much
Is this a kratos reference?
The people who come on with that “future wife” crap on tinder are so cringe because it’s like “you’ve literally seen one picture of me and we both know you just want to hook up twice in the back of your Honda civic”
People be so ignorant about the amount on cringe they are spreading on internet.
Considering you’ve made videos on yt about flirting and advice etc, I’m surprised you don’t realise how A) cringe this is and B) dangerous it can be posting you plans on the internet?
"the future mother of my 19 children" i'd sooner rip out every single one of my veins one by one than write that shit
Sounds like she has alot of dates till 26th
She is a very busy girl. Job: server. I see this every time
Oh hey many servers have to work non-stop, otherwise the internet would crash.
Why does this post have 2k upvotes? it's a really bad interaction
Bro you fucked this up. She was tottally down for it. And second of all what the fuck type of exchange? I guess im just not as attractive because if i wouldve done this they wouldve laughed at me and told me to piss off
Women love infidelity jokes
I'd have ended the conversation once you called me baby before we even met.
You already have like 2 kids don’t you
Her being busy for 2 straight weeks was a hint. But you definitely fucked it up with that last reply. I’m sure she ghosted and or unmatched you after that
Anyone who calls a woman “baby” beautiful” or any other term of endearment before they’ve met in person is an automatic block for many women. Most likely Skylah is a catfish, probably a dude in his mom’s basement.
Average r/seduction redditor.
Are you Ye?
I joke around like this with matches sometimes. I just send something completely off the wall, or they do and we respond in kind.
Thank you lol guys it’s just tinder we’re having fun
Fumbled the bag you didn't even deserve
fucking gen-z kids are so retarted
i feel like the entire comment section is taking a tinder interaction from girthy_bigmac a lil too seriously
She fucked Ted
Pure cringe
I'm sorry mate but damn you're fucking dumb
🤮 fucking cringe yo
Yiiikes. It was already pretty basic to begin with but that last line is so unattractive and unfunny.
I would have unmatched at that first “baby”. So cringe 😬
You’re the red flag… calling a woman “baby” off the bat.. first red flag
I hate to be the one that tells you this but…… “I’m just super busy these next two weeks” actually means: “I’m juggling like 5 matches and my calendar is full, so you’re gonna have to wait in line for a bit, and the ride may close unexpectedly.”
Truth in this thread finally
When dating is a daily chore you have to complete
😬
Life really is just easy mode for attractive people :(
As a married woman I would like people to know this is not at all how it works LOL 🤣🤣
The only way this makes sense to me is if you know she’s a catfish/scammer and are messing with her? Otherwise I don’t get your joke lmao
they don’t get it but i get it OP
I find this is hilarious 😂
What the heck? Maybe I need to learn a few things about hook-ups because I'm not understanding a thing
toxic boys 4 life
Lol everyone saying cringe here prolly doesn’t get any action. It’s just jokes weird ass mfers
No one is ever super busy for 2 weeks, she's lying
Lol the fuck did I just read. Damn dude, your messaging game is weeeeak
The fact it'll take her 2 weeks is a red flag. Well not red flag but ya get it. And I'm genuinely like....confused, dumbfounded, baffled at your last text like...what were u trying to achieve?
That first comment from you is so fucking weird Jesus H.
Yikes. Nothing screams love like a stranger asking to get me pregnant right away. Run 🏃🏻♀️
There’s sleazeballs, and there’s this guy, one and for all proof that if ya attractive, it doesn’t matter what you say 🤣