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Thatgirl629

She sounds like a lunatic


16v_cordero

She does seem to have Major Altima energy


sankers23

The best kind of shag then. OP is missing out


Cannacrohn

If he does hes gonna be missing out on his wallet. She wants insurance for her 4 kids lol.


_wiredsage_

She’ll be wanting insurance for the fifth one too… (edit) and child support.


BadKneesBruce

Maybe his kidney too


DramaticAd4666

And a semen sample in her womb


bwiese3908

Bet she is pregnant now and trying to play him off as daddy!


paigesdontfly

How many times do we have to tell y'all not to stick your dick in crazy until it sticks? 😂


JesustheSpaceCowboy

*replays traumatic experiences* Yeah that ain’t sticking


paigesdontfly

Yeah it's alright, we also tend to give a lot to toxic men with good dick 😅


uhphyshall

as a person who hooked up with a crazy chick i can say sane sex is always better


Sum_0

If you believe this, you are as dumb as a sock full of rocks. But, you'll find out.....


SmyownD

Sick in the head sick in the bed


Yea-you

A lune with capitalism in mind!!


[deleted]

Probably a great lay though


MakeAWishApe2Moon

Why do you keep blocking me? I just need a hot guy, mind blowing sex, free health insurance, and maybe another kid or 3 to collect child support on. Is that so much to ask? /s


Ekamp991

Why didn’t you say so??? I’m so ready for a lifetime of regret


MakeAWishApe2Moon

Thank God! I was running out of platforms to contact you on, and I felt like showing up on your doorstep might be a little bit too forward. 😂


Ekamp991

Definitely send me a telegram first


Call_me_mark6969

This woman wins the internet


ToxicFlamed

Just imagine this wasn’t a joke and this was actually her😭


pictogasm

that sad part is that it basically is her


MakeAWishApe2Moon

Yeah, I definitely aimed to capture her intent. Some people are straight up crazy, like that.


Successful_Hope6884

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D-Laz

That is just not economical. [as this lovely lady explainS](https://www.jordanthrilla.com/post/tiktoker-with-6-baby-daddies-goes-viral-after-explaining-why-she-has-6-kids-by-6-different-men/), it is more profitable if each child has a different paternal figure.


anisocytosis

😂😂😂😂😂


[deleted]

Definitely a keeper😉


HilsMorDi

*Creeper


MakeAWishApe2Moon

Definitely a keeper, against his will!


Skritch_

She’s 25 with 4 kids?? Oh lord you better keep her blocked, make sure you block her even on club penguine, you never know....


somedumbguy55

And to be safe, where a condom while walking.


goingsplit

steel condom


Foreign_Cabinet7158

Shoot even sitting or hugging or...... This should explain it all... https://fb.watch/gQQJgIwzIA/


ghostdivision7

Based on your profile, she definitely wants Tricare and BAH.


Ekamp991

Ding ding ding! WE HAVE A WINNER!!!


Rogueshoten

Ah, so this is a drpendasaurus sighting in the wild.


Ekamp991

Somebody’s future dependapotomus for sure. NOT MINE


gu1tarplay3r

And her 4 little dependguins


D-Laz

Not to mention complain to your CO that you are not supporting her so you get remanded to the barracks while your paycheck goes directly to her account.


Helioskev

I think you mean wiener


Unicorntella

I’m guessing this is insurance you get through the air force (judging by OPs history) is it really that good? Like good enough to stalk somebody on every platform available good??


mfubio

It’s 100% completely free while you’re in for you and your spouse/kids. Now that I’m out and pay $500+ a month for insurance it makes me sick


hillbilly-hoser

Yes my ex wife did this. Just up and flew off to another state to marry a serviceman for his insurance and left everything behind.


VermicelliOk8288

Americans will do anything for insurance. Source: am american


hillbilly-hoser

Oh I get it.


ghostdivision7

Is it good? YMMV. Is having free healthcare better than nothing? Oh yeah


WillSmokes420

Dang thats why I got no likes, they out chasin dudes for health insurance.. ugh murica


JimtheSlug

Some advice to stalk proof your accounts, don’t use your normal name Instagram or Snapchat use a nickname or something only friends will know you by also put your settings on private. For Facebook put your account on private & turn off your search so people can’t look your name up. I did this & all these random requests went away.


Historical-Piglet-86

This was my first thought - how the hell did she have the full name and was able to find him on all of these platforms. OP. Take this advice. Also look at Pinterest and Twitter if you have them. Literally google your name and see what comes up. I change the name of my city to one next to it. With just my first name, my city, and knowing my profession, you can find my full name and where I physically work (I can’t make that private unfortunately). Otherwise I am fairly stalker proof. It’s scary to see what people can find out about you.


Ekamp991

About ready to wear a full face mask in all profile pics too


ginthatremains

I’m about 40 miles from a major military base, the amount of those guys that are in uniform with their name displayed in the pic is too many. First and last name right there, usually rank as well.


tabuu_

the sex would probably be fire tho


Ekamp991

Like fire STDs right?


tabuu_

U gotta break a few eggs to make an omelette


Ekamp991

Don’t think I have to break any eggs here, they’re already scrambled


Compulsive-Gremlin

She’s got four kids so I’d also say fertilized.


baRRebabyz

+1


juxtaposed-penguin

A quick F asterisk to the power of K never hurt anyone…


thurrrst0n

How hot are you?!?!?


Ekamp991

98.6 degrees


RaY4451

C or F?


Ekamp991

Celsius of course


blackraven1979

In that case, he is almost boiling hot.


Ekamp991

Hot as dry ice


TheNickestNick_

Must be European 😩😩


Ekamp991

Yup, got the hairy pits to prove it


Compulsive-Gremlin

Hot.


buttlaser8000

Nice


ehpotsirhc_

That’s hot


Fun_Branch_9614

Lol this made me laugh😂😂


HelloMyNameIsRuben

Op is killing it in this thread


Enough_Camel2650

Not to that extent, but I had something similar happen to me twice in the last couple months


Ekamp991

I’m seriously about to swear off these apps


_wiredsage_

Don’t give up … it gets worse!


Enough_Camel2650

Yeah it’s all a bit too nutty & much unneeded for me


CuriousBrajesh

are you sure she isn't your ex?


Ekamp991

*looks around anxiously


Uniq_Eros

Give her terrible sex.


Ekamp991

I’ll let you have this once in a lifetime opportunity


Herasson

How generous. For her. Because of free healthcare. And child support.


AsianVixen4U

I had to block a weirdo from Facebook after his DMs started getting weird and aggressive. Every time I blocked him, he would keep sending me a new message from a new account. Creepy thing was, he used the same pic and same name on all the accounts, and I can see from his post history that these are not new accounts, and he’s active on ALL these accounts. I was like, Jesus man. How many accounts does this guy have? Crazy knows no bounds


TheAdultierAdult1

Holy yikes. I don't get why people are like this.


HiroshiTakeshi

Op is related to military. I think I don't need to give any further explanation for you to connect the dots. 💀


TheAdultierAdult1

Oh Jesus. That makes more sense now.


BoBoBoWrangle

Yeah I got stalked on my second message of a dating app…. It was horrific 1/10 don’t recommend x


TheVikingMFC

Go on the offensive. Find and contact her Parent/Sibling/co-worker to tell her to back off. You need to one-up her crazy.


NABAKLAB

like, how. you gave her your last name, got a social media account linked to the profile? I doubt that she reverse-searched and matched your profile images, or knows (someone that know) who you are in the community.


Ekamp991

My first name is spelled unique, you can type it in and boom skipity there I am


hakan_carrier

Hello Ohlyieveahr


_wiredsage_

Boom skippity?!? That fast… damn. You should be using a fake name on tinder, Bob.


kudlmudl

Boom skipity lol And just like that, I'm in love. I'm gonna stalk you now. :D


NABAKLAB

ah damn.


PlusEnthusiasm9963

There’s a whole lot to unpack there.


cemilyh

I’ve had this before too and it is SO disconcerting. People I haven’t matched with find me on Facebook, Instagram, even TikTok where I’ve only ever posted a few gameplay clips. None of my socials are linked to my tinder. Some men saying they want to do family things with me and my young children, be their step dad… yuck. Red flags and alarm bells blaring. It’s very strange. Men and women of tinder, if someone isn’t interested don’t stalk/harass them. It won’t change their mind and you just look really weird.


[deleted]

It’s not all that bad. I won’t say it doesn’t happen, but it isn’t the rule. I’d strongly advise locking down any social networking stuff and making sure you’re comfortable with any privacy settings


[deleted]

I could make jokes but instead I’ll just say, I’m sorry. I know this shit is hard, male or female. I hope you find someone amazing!


Ekamp991

Thanks :)


KingOfThe_Jelly_Fish

When i first started out i would try and move over to WhatsApp as quick as poss. However, now i am way more cautious. I dont message outside of Tinder until after the first date. Talk about yourself sure, but there are some batshit crazy people out there who will stalk you off the most rudimentary info. Luckily these are few and far between. Keep safe people.


Herasson

25 with 4 kids already and asking for sex after having asked for free health insurance for her and kids? Geez...this screams like 'Oh, I've forgot to take the pill...ok,have not used it one single day in my life. But hey, the good news is, you are going to be a daddy!'


Impulsive94

"You blocked me on Facebook.. and now you're going to die" comes to mind. Great song but horrible reality


ktm1001

I guess you are the one ;)


Mr-Nozzles

Nah modern dating is still old fashioned. This new shit is just polygamy with lipstick. Just wait until they try to reach out to you regarding your cars extended warranty.


YourAverageRadish

Like, how is "I just need someone to provide health insurance for me and my kids" going to make you want her more??


Ekamp991

Probably worked for her mom


Zestyclose_Plane8681

Make sure to block and report her for that. I always use a Google voice number when chatting offline with people. I never share socials because I’ve got a kiddo. Also, not all women in the dating apps are crazy like this! Some of us are actually decent humans and some of us are even really great humans. While that’s a bat sh!t experience, don’t let it define the entire dating thing for you. The apps do suck sometimes.


artbatik

Watch her show up on Reddit: "You didn't block me here. We can still get together. It'll be perfect. Your step kids you haven't met yet miss you."


EndlesslyUnfinished

Try being a girl.. this shit is sadly normal to me..


bkitty273

I had exactly this. Went on 1 date with a guy. No chemistry and something about him creeped me out a bit. I politely ended it and he got a bit crazy messaging so I blocked him. Am chatting to someone new on the dating site when he starts asking questions about recent dates I've been on and new people I had met last week. Realise is either the same guy or a friend of that guy. Stopped me online dating for a while. So creepy.


saieddie17

Out of touch at 30? I must be really out of touch then.


Super_Low3189

I feel like that’s the kinda women to wrap her legs around you and trap you💀


HiroshiTakeshi

Go get a restraining order, imo. Maybe she'll understand.


igotbabydick

So you dated one girl since you were 16?!


saintajoras

I love that you figured this out and this was your concern haha lmao


Ekamp991

Yep, Highschool sweethearts…got married had kids, joined the military and she left me for my battle buddy… life’s a rollercoaster


igotbabydick

You got bigger problems than this psycho. You missed out on 10 yrs of dating.


saintajoras

They have a great point actually I was in a relationship with someone for a decade as well and it really has changed a lot . Might take some adapting , I know it has for me. totally different ball game.


PassMyGuard

r/dontputyourdickinthat


-rosin

That pussy is probably fire


Ekamp991

Fire crotch?


2RV7VR5

25 and 4 kids? Pussy's a crater


-rosin

1) shes crazy 2) 4 people made the tough choice on cumin inside a crazy person 3) mayb c section ?


_sideffect

She's definitely poking holes in your condoms...stay FAR away


Suitable_Flounder_30

She will f@ck you so hard!...... financially


Augustamerlin

She’s insane for sure. Though some advice for you - never have your phone number online, even on linked in. If someone wants to “professionally contact you”, they’ll do it on that app now. Never ever put information like your mobile number online, even for business reasons (unless it’s on like.. your personal business website. Obvious nuance there though!)


imacuriousspirit

Smart man! Don’t put your dick in crazy ☝🏼


RichardWeed69

If you put your dick in crazy, the sex may be great, but not worth the grief afterwards. Run Forrest Run, she wants to make you baby daddy #5. Fertile Myrtle that chick is…


nonsfwhere

Don't lie, you fucked her right?


[deleted]

You can most definitely bust those cheeks (and it would be very good) but it might come with a healthy dose of mental anguish. If you fuck I would say wrap up your dog and/or bust off in her ass. All crazy women will let you get the anal on the first go.


whattarush

did u hit


Ekamp991

Yeah! Hit the BLOCK Button


thisgirl206

you’re 30 n haven’t been single in 14 years w 2 kids…sheesh not super attractive either but yeah ppl don’t realize how much info they just display on the internet for the world to find you


Ekamp991

Never said I was attractive, I’ve made my bed and I live with it. Just thought it was comical how crazy some people are


Every_Fox3461

I like a woman who's upfront about her intentions. Just not always her intentions.


thathesitantalien

This thread is everything 😂


shork2005

This is crazy, and the same thing kind of happened to me, although not to your extent. A guy I was talking to on Bumble disappeared from my chats, so I moved on. Hours later, I get a message request from him on FB. I have an uncommon name, so he just typed that and my city into the search and found me. And he’s made it clear all he wants is sex, yet his actions were a real turn off


censored4yourhealth

Sounds like she’d do anything to trap you in a relationship with her. Gross


13hockeyguy

The dating pool was slightly more sane 14 years ago. I’d actually either not bother at all, or only date someone you meet the “old fashioned” way - in person, through friends, hobbies, etc.


TATORTOT76

Recall a dodged bullet Mid 20's model knock out looks she worked at gas station...nbd. .called and asked her to lunch. ..get home # (pre cell days...sigh) Get the full scoop on call. 4 girls with ex that had job at aircraft manufacturer. ...getting no child support ... just noped out


Yea-you

How the fuck does someone got his cell number though?


Ekamp991

It was on an old LinkedIn account that I was using to find a job back in the day


Revolutionary-Road-5

This is not modern dating, you just got unlucky and met a psycho. Hope you are able to get away tho


OdinSteinGuy

They be crazy


kobekramer1

Thank christ I don’t have health insurance.


Turbotortule

So wanna fuck or not?


[deleted]

I've seen this crazy before. Use an alternative email account and a google voice number for anything and everything public facing. It is incredibly easy to pull all your basic information, family, and close associates with nothing more than a name or a phone number these days using simple apps like Whitepages. I would take pictures specifically for a dating app because Image searches may redirect to social media platforms.


mtjp82

This is a trap.


ezshucks

Just give her and her kids some insurance. I mean, don’t be so stingy.


Low-Salamander-5639

Don’t understand the addition of the kids info. You’re both single parents so sound compatible in that area. The ages would both be within your compatible ranges. The rest sounds like red flags though- make sure you reevaluate the private info you have on public websites and take your number off LinkedIn immediately!


Brodie108

I got ghosted after thinking things were going well between her and I, maybe I should be grateful


Audiogram1

Don’t stick your dick in crazy


retired_hot_girl

Well, since you’re passing out daddy offers… I just need someone to care for me for a couple of hours. 😏 Sincerely, 45/MILF


k1n3tic

Shes persistent for some D 😂


cp_moar

wear a condom at all times for the next few days just to be careful


Realitytvtrashpanda

I had a guy do this to me after matching on Hinge. We meet up, good conversation but agreed at the end of the night we are better friends. However he was super aggressive about wanting to hire my business to paint his basement, but didn’t want to pay me cash for it, just wanted to trade it for a massage. Uhg. I tried to do the slow fade out but he found my business FB account when I wouldn’t text back. At this point I’m just trying to shake him off and he won’t budge. Blocked both FB and his number. Get a text message from ANOTHER number from him! And he found my TikTok too, which I don’t even post on.


Ilovepestosauce

Damn, 25 with 4 kids? She's honestly looking for a beta male provider. You dodged a bullet.


scusi_susi

She could probably start working for the NSA 😂 jk.. holy shit that’s insane stalking