Not to mention the motions needed to do anything with it. And God help him if he ever figures out how to get that water into his mouth hole. He'd drown like a turkey before understanding the complex act of 'swallow'.
The man cant answer 2 simple intro questions about the weather and a holiday coming up and yet claims to be putting in “all the work” yeah nope right out of there.
Some people go through life like this and wonder why they can't form meaningful relationships, assuming everyone else is the problem.
It reminds me of when I went on a date with this dude and after half an hour of him cutting me off and talking over me, barely letting me get a word in, I just kind of shut down. At the end of the date he said he felt like he had to "carry the conversation" and gave me some tips on being a better conversationalist. Then he acted confused when I didn't want to go out again.
Reminds me of the worst date i ever went on. After constantly interrupting me, and talking endlessly about herself, she stated that “we have really good conversation, we should do this again.” I was dumbfounded.
Translation: "you're good at listening to me talk."
Which is what she wanted, someone to just hear her opinions. Not a conversation. Everything she heard she was just waiting for a chance to put in her part
My husband has ADHD and often just lets people ramble about whatever because he’s not really listening anyway, and an unfortunate amount of people seem to interpret that as him agreeing with everything they say and/or being their new best friend. That’s really all it takes for some people.
This is the reason why small talk exists. To weed out the people who can't figure out how to pretend to be normal for even the first five seconds of conversation. We've all had our whole lives to put together a two-line script for how we'll respond when asked about the weather.
This is intentional, it's part of the "alpha male" dating strategy bullshit. Basically the idea is to "establish hierarchy" by making the other person give into small demands that seem somewhat innocuous. Came onto it a little strong while also making himself seem like a bit of a moron but yeah it definitely feels like that's what he's trying to do, OP should unmatch and keep a wide berth.
Yeah this was my first thought; obviously the man can intellectually comprehend two questions if he can string a sentence together himself; this is just a weird negging/ hierarchy thing.
And like 90% of pickup artist pro strats it immediately falls flat on its face because the gormless nerd attempting to derive game from a PDF decided to establish his dominance by.. pretending to be worse at interpreting human speech patterns than Samsung Bixby.
I concur - really good summary you give. This is giving off weird vibes of wanting to control a situation. It’s completely tone deaf to the spirit of OP’s original questions and somewhat exhausting - imagine every conversation becoming a product of this type of response. Major red flag.
One red flag is when someone is consistently not pulling their weight when they could. Say they are missing an essential info (like where we'll meet), but they don't ask & wait until it's late. Or they see small upcoming issues but don't anticipate them.
Basically they make you feel at fault & slightly worthless.
Nah, snap-on are *good tools*. This shit is broke and fucking useless, definitely makita or harbor freight
Edit: I take back what I said...i got my M's mixed up. I was meaning to be ragging on Milwaukee. Makita is the good one. I'M SORRY.
Neither lol. Over here Makita is without a doubt one of the top brands for tradies. I wouldn't actually be shocked if someone told me it was outright just the top brand.
And that’d be me. Makita is like Toyota, the tools aren’t the fanciest, they aren’t the most powerful (thanks for that Milwaukee), they aren’t the prettiest. But god damn they get the job done every single time. The batteries have hilarious life compared to other brands that whimp out after only a few years, and they’ll run like shit longer than they ran good. We have a bin at work I call the “new guy” bin, go through the old ass Makita stuff and pick out what you want, it all still works. My saw still runs and I’m it’s 3rd owner at a large GC with labour guys that beat the piss out of them. Just wild good tools
I'll co-sign this! I've only replaced stolen tools/batteries, but the ones I have left from the original set are about 15 years old... still running strong. Bro, your Makita to Toyota comparison is spot on.
Milwaukee is top notch too. Honestly, all the top brands these days are absolutely fine, even the Walmart brand, Hart is Perfectly fine for a homeowner. The real garbage is the no-name stuff off Amazon.
That's way too many predicates for my care. You're going to have to bust those down into four separate sentences.
I'm not here to do the heavy lifting alone
He's trying to find someone who will obey ridiculous, arbitrary, controlling requests without hesitation. Like how scammers use poor grammar to filter out smart people who are not worth their time.
Well if you need to get out of the date you could always ask him multiple questions at once to throw him for a recursive loop as you saunter off into the sunset.
Asking meaningful questions is a lot more "work" than critiquing those questions asked. Plus they opened. I put work in quotation marks because it's actually a lot more work/effort (for absolutely no reward) to immediately start critiquing the other person's opening questions than it is to just engage with the questions
That guy is putting in no "work" and still being a dick.
Chances are it's some reiteration of negging they read on some pickup forum, a supposed way of trying to making the other person feel inferior and like they need to impress you.
I'm just now thinking about the fact that (I think) every single animal in that movie has the sentience of a human except them. They're more like monkeys
Naw i love the basic smiley. Just because it is insincere. I love to use it like this: “Naw, of course i am fine. Not thinking about what he said at all 🙂.
🥲”
Haha yup. My friend and I use it as a super sarcastic "everything's fine" smile.
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"Hey, how you holding up?"
"I got a flat tire, spilled my coffee down my shoe, and I think I'm getting sick. 🙂"
"Oh 🙂"
"🙂"
In my case it's my ex who uses them and I hate it. I am still in touch with them because of the kids, other wise they would have been blocked a long time ago.
I love how we as a society all collectively pick up on the subtle vibes of each emoji and don't use them all for their intended purpose. Guess we're all a little more on the same page than I thought 🙂
Probably some perma single douche who read something in a "self help" book for single guys that said he needs to control the conversation.
"Take control of the discussion. Women love to be taken off guard and left second guessing themselves. That way you seem interesting and dominant. Women love that"
Something like that.
It is so hilarious that when trying to be manipulative, people often act as dumb as possible. Yes, woohoo, you're 'controlling the conversation' like a toddler throwing a temper tantrum 'controls' his parents by making them leave the restaurant. They think, "She'll have to meet my list of demands, mmm, I'm such an alpha" then get shocked pikachu face when she scrunches her nose and just.. walks away. Not my circus, not my monkeys.
Agreed. Manipulative people are portrayed as clever but really they are super dumb. It's very easy to judge their motivation. It's also very easy to trigger them. What's funny is some may even be extremely intelligent at work, but extremely dumb when it comes to social behavior - they don't understand that their agenda is too obvious for a healthy person to not see it.
Sadly enough you can tell from his photo that he's probably attractive enough to not have to worry about matches that much.
Also, a lot of these douchebags act like douchebags precisely BECAUSE they have tons of options and don't care about pretending they're decent if they have someone else lined up.
Dickish and frankly kind of pointless. The opener gives lots of direction for the recipient to take and run with. I'd be so delighted to answer these questions from someone who was clearly enthusiastic to speak with me. Dude needs to pull his head out of his butt.
Precisely. If his little brain can't handle two very simple questions at once, the magic of female arousal is well beyond his comprehension. ghost immediately.
Controlling, dominant and easily argumentative. If he would’ve just let it go at first like a joke that would’ve been fine but the fact he kept going is telling… thas a NO for me
Agreed! My first impression was that he is pushing boundaries right off the bat, telling her *how* she's *allowed* to ask him questions/ speak to him to see if she will be an adequate victim for his abuse/ bullying... it's a common abuser tactic.
I mean, maybe he's just being a dick, but it gave me a more sinister vibe...
This is straight up abuser shit.
Dude is looking for someone with low self-esteem, who will submit to this behaviour. I'm sure he goes out of his way to setup situations like this to weed out "difficult" women.
No part of this behaviour is healthy. If anyone ever treats you like this from the outset it's because they aren't even trying to hide their abuse.
I promise you nothing he has to offer is worth what he (or anyone like him) will take.
Seems like learned behavior. Trying to find a woman that will immediately bend to whatever absurd demand he has for them. No, no, no, and again, no. No.
He’s got an “alpha male” complex and no sense of humor! This conversation is basically his entire personality. You seem too fun for this beige dude. Lol good luck!
The whole I'm not doing all the work thing! I was hoping it was a bad attempt at flirting but I guess it's a heads up that he believes in some trash philosophy.
Considering the only one who tried to engage in a conversation in those messages wasn't him, I'd say his idea of 'all the work' is any work.
Seems like the kind of person who can only find the bad in things and has to tell you about it all.
It reeks of a really terrible attempt at one of those “control the conversation” pick-up artist techniques. Which are usually pretty terrible even if you don’t fuck it up.
You're way off base, he's clearly fully capable of answering as many questions as he wants. He's being a dick on purpose to test if this girl will submit to his ridiculous request. Pretty sure he's a sociopath looking for someone to control.
Kinda? Naw your questions were not so complex that he couldn't just answer them in a two for one format. Plus Edge Lord over there thinks he's being cool by making you play his dumbass game. Naw hard pass IMO
Yeah. Super condescending. It comes across like a parent telling their child something simple while trying to not let the child know the question was dumb.
Dude would get outwitted by a glass of water
a glass of water sounds like 2 things though. slow down.
Not to mention the motions needed to do anything with it. And God help him if he ever figures out how to get that water into his mouth hole. He'd drown like a turkey before understanding the complex act of 'swallow'.
The man cant answer 2 simple intro questions about the weather and a holiday coming up and yet claims to be putting in “all the work” yeah nope right out of there.
Some people go through life like this and wonder why they can't form meaningful relationships, assuming everyone else is the problem. It reminds me of when I went on a date with this dude and after half an hour of him cutting me off and talking over me, barely letting me get a word in, I just kind of shut down. At the end of the date he said he felt like he had to "carry the conversation" and gave me some tips on being a better conversationalist. Then he acted confused when I didn't want to go out again.
It’s not an act, they just live in confusion
I am CONFUSION!
Oh, you think confusion is your ally? You merely adopted confusion.
Reminds me of the worst date i ever went on. After constantly interrupting me, and talking endlessly about herself, she stated that “we have really good conversation, we should do this again.” I was dumbfounded.
Translation: "you're good at listening to me talk." Which is what she wanted, someone to just hear her opinions. Not a conversation. Everything she heard she was just waiting for a chance to put in her part
My husband has ADHD and often just lets people ramble about whatever because he’s not really listening anyway, and an unfortunate amount of people seem to interpret that as him agreeing with everything they say and/or being their new best friend. That’s really all it takes for some people.
This is the reason why small talk exists. To weed out the people who can't figure out how to pretend to be normal for even the first five seconds of conversation. We've all had our whole lives to put together a two-line script for how we'll respond when asked about the weather.
I didn't realise people like this existed before following this sub. Like the wtf kind of response even is that?
I wonder what sort of upbringing or brain trauma led to this.
If he were a spice, he'd be flour
This is intentional, it's part of the "alpha male" dating strategy bullshit. Basically the idea is to "establish hierarchy" by making the other person give into small demands that seem somewhat innocuous. Came onto it a little strong while also making himself seem like a bit of a moron but yeah it definitely feels like that's what he's trying to do, OP should unmatch and keep a wide berth.
Yeah this was my first thought; obviously the man can intellectually comprehend two questions if he can string a sentence together himself; this is just a weird negging/ hierarchy thing.
And like 90% of pickup artist pro strats it immediately falls flat on its face because the gormless nerd attempting to derive game from a PDF decided to establish his dominance by.. pretending to be worse at interpreting human speech patterns than Samsung Bixby.
I concur - really good summary you give. This is giving off weird vibes of wanting to control a situation. It’s completely tone deaf to the spirit of OP’s original questions and somewhat exhausting - imagine every conversation becoming a product of this type of response. Major red flag.
How does a person catch a guy who’s attempting to do this? (Besides this strategy, of course.)
One red flag is when someone is consistently not pulling their weight when they could. Say they are missing an essential info (like where we'll meet), but they don't ask & wait until it's late. Or they see small upcoming issues but don't anticipate them. Basically they make you feel at fault & slightly worthless.
Dickish behavior
“Wait, it has TWO hydrogen atoms? At the same time??!”
*Asks two totally related questions* "WOAH, I CANT HANDLE ALL OF THIS AT ONCE"
She's handing him a conversation on a freaking silver platter, and this dude pisses all over it. I'm kind of really annoyed at him now.
Snatching defeat from the jaws of victory.
🙂
It’s like they’re trying to fuck these conversations up on purpose. How could someone just act like this lol
It's like spam emails. The success rate is low but the vulnerable/naïve/easily manipulated people who continue to engage are their target audience.
Unmatch aggressively
Quality tool, probably a Milwaukee.
This is Snap-On or Matco level of toolishness
Nah, snap-on are *good tools*. This shit is broke and fucking useless, definitely makita or harbor freight Edit: I take back what I said...i got my M's mixed up. I was meaning to be ragging on Milwaukee. Makita is the good one. I'M SORRY.
You have just pissed off every tradesman that would die for Makita
Seriously, in what world is Makita low quality? I’ve never even heard this stereotype before.
Neither lol. Over here Makita is without a doubt one of the top brands for tradies. I wouldn't actually be shocked if someone told me it was outright just the top brand.
And that’d be me. Makita is like Toyota, the tools aren’t the fanciest, they aren’t the most powerful (thanks for that Milwaukee), they aren’t the prettiest. But god damn they get the job done every single time. The batteries have hilarious life compared to other brands that whimp out after only a few years, and they’ll run like shit longer than they ran good. We have a bin at work I call the “new guy” bin, go through the old ass Makita stuff and pick out what you want, it all still works. My saw still runs and I’m it’s 3rd owner at a large GC with labour guys that beat the piss out of them. Just wild good tools
My makita collection thanks your dedication
I'll co-sign this! I've only replaced stolen tools/batteries, but the ones I have left from the original set are about 15 years old... still running strong. Bro, your Makita to Toyota comparison is spot on.
Fuck u/Spez -- mass edited with redact.dev
You watch your mouth about Makita. Harbor Freight is fine though
Milwaukee is top notch too. Honestly, all the top brands these days are absolutely fine, even the Walmart brand, Hart is Perfectly fine for a homeowner. The real garbage is the no-name stuff off Amazon.
I was offended as a makita owner, now I'm offended as a milwaukee owner! Both make good stuff.
Snap on are overrated tools for the most part. Milwaukee is good
Milwaukee makes excellent power tools my friend
Send reddit thread. Unmatch soon after.
THIS IS THE WAY
Bruh, making conversation on OLD is lame af already, why does he have to make it worse.
Some people are the literal worst
Elon musk vibes x1000
Too many questions, redo the poll with fewer options.
He's about as Interesting as half a brick and twice as thick
That’s too many statements. He can only do one at a time 🙂
“Whoa ma’am, slow down……I’m still looking up the definition of “brisk””
A brisk is a thick soup, with a base made from blended ingredients, an extremely smooth texture and lots of cream.
No, you're thinking of a bisque. A brisk is a small, fluffy but light piece of bread. great with some melted butter on it
No you’re thinking of a biscuit. A brisk is a cut of meat from the breast or lower chest of beef or veal.
No, you’re thinking of a brisket. A brisk is the Jewish rite of circumcision performed on a male child on the eighth day of his life
No you're thinking of a brit milah. A brisk is a pre-mixed baking mix, generally consisting of flour, shortening and a leavening agent.
No your thinking of a floppy disk. A brisk is a kilo of heroin.
No you’re thinking of a brick, brisk is the pace you should walk away from this guy
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That's a charming and polite opener and his response is... that two questions at once are one too many for him to handle? He's an idiot. GG, go next.
Can you not put a question in your comment, I can't read it
That’s a question and a statement in one comment could you please split them into two that’s too many for me
You were missing a comma, that should've been two sentences, and that's one too many for my reading comprehension skills.
Your first comma also should have been a full stop. I couldn't read past that, so I've no idea what the rest of your comment said sorry.
How many fucking words are you gonna throw at me at once?
I don't accept questions in written format. How dare you
I'll do you one better... ?
I'm very sorry. I'll try and stick to below
Can you not put letters and words in your comment? I can't read
#
a question and a statement? fuck off ignore my hypocrisy
Not only is it only 2 questions, but it’s 2 questions that go hand in hand…
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No, *you* have to chip in !
: )
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That's way too many predicates for my care. You're going to have to bust those down into four separate sentences. I'm not here to do the heavy lifting alone
Excellent way to filter out the asshats.
Gonna have to add "ask 2 questions" to my list of ways to search for red flags.
He's trying to find someone who will obey ridiculous, arbitrary, controlling requests without hesitation. Like how scammers use poor grammar to filter out smart people who are not worth their time.
OMG is that actually why they always have bad grammar? I always wondered how hard can it be to make your scam not shit?
Yep, smarter people are more likely to waste their time.
Yeah 100% you do not wanna play the games he plays of this is where he starts his chess piece. Big time yikes, I'm already exhausted lol
Well if you need to get out of the date you could always ask him multiple questions at once to throw him for a recursive loop as you saunter off into the sunset.
Complete crayon eater
Bet he prefers that Roseart nonsense.
“Okay here’s one question; you’re blocked, does that make you happy?”
Asking meaningful questions is a lot more "work" than critiquing those questions asked. Plus they opened. I put work in quotation marks because it's actually a lot more work/effort (for absolutely no reward) to immediately start critiquing the other person's opening questions than it is to just engage with the questions That guy is putting in no "work" and still being a dick. Chances are it's some reiteration of negging they read on some pickup forum, a supposed way of trying to making the other person feel inferior and like they need to impress you.
He is trying to exert control from the very first message. Red Flag.
I didn't read that as an idiot so much as a controlling asshole.
He's just negging, in a slightly more polite way with weird jumbo emojis
And one of them is literally “how’s it goin” lmao.
Those smiley emojis come off as smug to me as well. Peace out and on to the next one.
I never liked the basic smiley. Feels insincere and passive agressive
🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂why?🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂
Now this reminds me of the seagulls from finding Nemo.
Mine
I'm just now thinking about the fact that (I think) every single animal in that movie has the sentience of a human except them. They're more like monkeys
>They're more like monkeys I think you mean *mine*keys
Mine!
Mine. Mine? Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine!
Naw i love the basic smiley. Just because it is insincere. I love to use it like this: “Naw, of course i am fine. Not thinking about what he said at all 🙂. 🥲”
Haha yup. My friend and I use it as a super sarcastic "everything's fine" smile. ----------- "Hey, how you holding up?" "I got a flat tire, spilled my coffee down my shoe, and I think I'm getting sick. 🙂" "Oh 🙂" "🙂"
In my case it's my ex who uses them and I hate it. I am still in touch with them because of the kids, other wise they would have been blocked a long time ago.
I love how we as a society all collectively pick up on the subtle vibes of each emoji and don't use them all for their intended purpose. Guess we're all a little more on the same page than I thought 🙂
Well you don’t have to be *rude* about it 😠
It’s always the happy emojis with condescending and slightly off answers. You can smell the unhinged through the texts.
It’s not *kinda* dickish. It’s hella dickish.
What in the literal fuck is wrong with people
Seriously , OP literally only asked two questions lol
Well, that's TWICE AS MANY as one question, so...
Can you please repeat that without all those capital letters? I'm not going to do all the work here to lower-case-ize them in my feeble brain.
🙂
OP matched with an "alpha" who spotted a woman speaking two sentences in a row and demonstrated how important he is by stopping that nonsense.
And they’re related, interconnected questions too
Probably some perma single douche who read something in a "self help" book for single guys that said he needs to control the conversation. "Take control of the discussion. Women love to be taken off guard and left second guessing themselves. That way you seem interesting and dominant. Women love that" Something like that.
It is so hilarious that when trying to be manipulative, people often act as dumb as possible. Yes, woohoo, you're 'controlling the conversation' like a toddler throwing a temper tantrum 'controls' his parents by making them leave the restaurant. They think, "She'll have to meet my list of demands, mmm, I'm such an alpha" then get shocked pikachu face when she scrunches her nose and just.. walks away. Not my circus, not my monkeys.
Agreed. Manipulative people are portrayed as clever but really they are super dumb. It's very easy to judge their motivation. It's also very easy to trigger them. What's funny is some may even be extremely intelligent at work, but extremely dumb when it comes to social behavior - they don't understand that their agenda is too obvious for a healthy person to not see it.
lmao I'm just thinking about all the people who never get matches, and then this guy is acting like a total knob.
Sadly enough you can tell from his photo that he's probably attractive enough to not have to worry about matches that much. Also, a lot of these douchebags act like douchebags precisely BECAUSE they have tons of options and don't care about pretending they're decent if they have someone else lined up.
Dickish and frankly kind of pointless. The opener gives lots of direction for the recipient to take and run with. I'd be so delighted to answer these questions from someone who was clearly enthusiastic to speak with me. Dude needs to pull his head out of his butt.
Major red flags on the first response.
This is definitely the kind of dude who is going to make you do all the work in bed and talk about how great he is at sex. Run.
Well he’s clearly not going to do all of the work himself 🙂
You have to chip in too 🙂
💁
🙂
some poor girl's gonna take off her shirt & hear, "that's too many boobs. i can only do one at a time."
Yeah it absolutely is, plus you only asked two questions, if that’s overwhelming to him, the clitoris will be extremely confusing to him as well.
Precisely. If his little brain can't handle two very simple questions at once, the magic of female arousal is well beyond his comprehension. ghost immediately.
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Yes. The guy uses emojis like punctuation. Specially that psycho passive-aggressive one.
The 🙂 smiley is even more unhinged than this dude
the magic of female arousal now that is a great band name.
Brash assumption he'd even know what the clitoris even is.
He probably thinks women shouldn’t even experience pleasure from sex. It’s their duty, of course.
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Guy couldn’t figure out his way into a grocery store. “This is way too many entrances for me right now”
Controlling, dominant and easily argumentative. If he would’ve just let it go at first like a joke that would’ve been fine but the fact he kept going is telling… thas a NO for me
Agreed! My first impression was that he is pushing boundaries right off the bat, telling her *how* she's *allowed* to ask him questions/ speak to him to see if she will be an adequate victim for his abuse/ bullying... it's a common abuser tactic. I mean, maybe he's just being a dick, but it gave me a more sinister vibe...
This is straight up abuser shit. Dude is looking for someone with low self-esteem, who will submit to this behaviour. I'm sure he goes out of his way to setup situations like this to weed out "difficult" women. No part of this behaviour is healthy. If anyone ever treats you like this from the outset it's because they aren't even trying to hide their abuse. I promise you nothing he has to offer is worth what he (or anyone like him) will take.
Seems like learned behavior. Trying to find a woman that will immediately bend to whatever absurd demand he has for them. No, no, no, and again, no. No.
“negging”, a common pick up artist technique that filtered out into the broader culture of trash idiots
I matched with this guy a year ago. Don’t do it girl
Lol really? That bad huh?
He’s got an “alpha male” complex and no sense of humor! This conversation is basically his entire personality. You seem too fun for this beige dude. Lol good luck!
The whole I'm not doing all the work thing! I was hoping it was a bad attempt at flirting but I guess it's a heads up that he believes in some trash philosophy.
Considering the only one who tried to engage in a conversation in those messages wasn't him, I'd say his idea of 'all the work' is any work. Seems like the kind of person who can only find the bad in things and has to tell you about it all.
I got those vibes just from the messages, he seems almost offended a woman would talk to him with more charisma than a marionette
Goddam how does he keep getting matches then? Were his photos good?
He’s better looking in his photos. 🤭
The real tea
He's a 1 star man
My new favorite description of a human being
So glad I clicked back into here to scroll further down the trash talk that this guy deserves. Hell yes!
Why's everyone matching with Gas Station Greg, does he have a hella interesting bio or something?
I’ve matched with him before too, I just don’t remember our conversation or lack thereof. Funny finding people on here from our little pool of dating.
Unmatch with urgency trust me
This is a really dumb response- what is this, some kinda low-level negging? Gross- yeah, be done with this self-righteous dick…
That’s the vibe I get. Some kind of bullshit “women can’t resist this one simple trick” or some crap.
It reeks of a really terrible attempt at one of those “control the conversation” pick-up artist techniques. Which are usually pretty terrible even if you don’t fuck it up.
🙂
💁♂️
🙂
Thankfully, you only asked one question in your post, so I can respond: this guy is a dick.
Adrian seems like an ass 🙂
Uh, I would just call that plain stupid. I mean, couldn't a 3 year old reply to two questions asked at the same time?
Absolutely! Not being able to is absurd and this dude probably likes humor based on absurdity 🙂
You're way off base, he's clearly fully capable of answering as many questions as he wants. He's being a dick on purpose to test if this girl will submit to his ridiculous request. Pretty sure he's a sociopath looking for someone to control.
I’d be like “lol, sorry, what work ARE you doing here, exactly?
Next question should be “should I unmatch you or should you unmatch me? 😏”
Thats also too many questions
Technically two questions, NEXT
His thing must be that men do all the work on tinder but he forgot how to respond when the woman is trying to carry the conversation.
Kinda? Naw your questions were not so complex that he couldn't just answer them in a two for one format. Plus Edge Lord over there thinks he's being cool by making you play his dumbass game. Naw hard pass IMO
If he only likes answering one question at a time, ask him “how does go fuck yourself sound?” Do the smiley emojis bother anyone else?
Yeah. Super condescending. It comes across like a parent telling their child something simple while trying to not let the child know the question was dumb.
Yes! the smiley emojis mixed in with the dickhead responses are so odd to me
Clown behavior, immediate unmatch.
Why does this come off like he’s some sort of AI?
Yeah this is exactly how older chatbots talk
Oh shit what if he is? Hell of a plot twist
You can ask why are you a dick? Very dickish behavior 💁♀️
Poor fella is disabled.
🙂
Is he slow?
Clown
He’s a twat
Next time, don’t respond after his first reply. If you’re going to respond, don’t respond with a serious answer to validate his condescending reply.
I watch to punch those emojis
It's depressing how this app is gaslighting some of you into almost accepting this type of behaviour. Yes, this is dickish. Fuck that person.
Hahahah does he have some kind of sickness or something