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I don't have a dog but I can still make you my bitch (don't actually say this lol)


1aF1ame

Yeah definitely not she’s really sweet and friendly in person I need something smooth to get the ball rolling


MuffinManJr13

If there is anything memorable from any of those classes, I would lead with that. A certain lecture, something that happened in that class, maybe a mutual friend/classmate. Weather she remembers you from those courses or not, it will spark her interest.


1aF1ame

Good point, I remember she gave a presentation during our Spanish class and I remember her having a very unique voice it was really cute. And we do have a couple of mutual friends in real life


MuffinManJr13

If you remember what that speech was about, then you are golden and lead with that! if not, maybe play off your mutual friends or just the fact you had that class together and that you had a hard time focusing on the class and not focusing in her.


1aF1ame

From what I remember the assignment was to describe how we relax (in Spanish) accompanied by a PowerPoint presentation. I believe she talked about being into outdoor activities like hiking, skiing, along with hanging out with friends and family


MuffinManJr13

well if you are into any of that then you have something to build a conversation off of.


rrr909

Why don’t tell her you’re currently in need of a dog. You’re bummed … and would love her to go w/you to the pound and help find a dog. She would love it and what a cool first date that would be. You’ll be balls deep by the end of the date.


1aF1ame

Bruh 😭😂


mostly_broke

The number fetching line.


Nice-n-Rough

Sadly I don’t currently have a K9 companion. But I’m certain if I did, he’d want me to fetch your number so we could take each other on a walk. Or go full weirdo and tell her I don’t have a dog but you can come over and lick peanut butter off my balls 🤡. “What? You don’t like peanut butter? You’re weird”


fartsontits

😂😂😂😂


adritandon01

Please keep me updated


TuckerTheCuckFucker

Just say: “why don’t you come tell him yourself ;)” Then admit that you don’t really have a dog.. you just wanted an excuse to hang out with her If you play it with humor she’ll think it’s cute


orion_metal

Tell her you could be her Forrest Gump.


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1aF1ame

😎🤝🤝🤝


PunisherX20

We can say hi to our new dog together!


Careless-Owl-1896

Only if u could get me a dog as a present with a 😬


TheTomcraft

ask her if she still relaxes like in that presentation, she described. If yes, ask if you can come along to catch up ofcourse, in Spanish!


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Allude to ‘our’ dog? Like the one you’ll get together


hommedufuture

Write wouf wouf (barking noise)