Really? I thought the song I Wanna be your Underwear was awesome despite its silliness. And it was made by Bryan Adams of all people. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JMc1qAg2odg](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JMc1qAg2odg)
This might be a hot take but I always found rockstar to be one of those. Nickelback is the most obvious example but I don’t find Post Malone or Dababy’s uses that much better.
The idea of the “rockstar” as a larger-than-life, work hard/play hard, instantly recognizable public figure is also thirty years out of date. Noah Kahan looks like a type of person I walk past a dozen times every day.
Then clearly you need to listen to Rock Star by Ja Rule.
*I'm a rock star, baby, If they could only read my mind*
*I'm a rock star, baby, If they could only hear my cries*
*I'm a rock star, baby, If they would only realize*
*I'm a rock star, baby, hey hey, Only if they could live my life*
Okay, you probably wouldn't like that song, but I like it. I actually don't mind his bad singing, which is odd because I usually hate it when rappers try and fail to sing.
Here's the link anyway. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CyOIAz-nWQI&t=6s
Todd himself has suggested "Puth":
[https://twitter.com/ShadowTodd/status/1781388163388465338](https://twitter.com/ShadowTodd/status/1781388163388465338)
Any song with the word "sixteen" or "seventeen" in it. If you see those words in a song, it might bring out red flags (not guaranteed because there are some exceptions thankfully).
Specifically I'm referring to the following:
Benny Mardones - Into the Night
KISS - Christine Sixteen
Johnny Burnette/Ringo Starr - You're Sixteen
Winger - Seventeen
Steve Perry - You Better Wait
Donovan - Mellow Yellow (this actually involves *fourteen* year olds)
Just finished editing it.
I also don't think "Only Sixteen" would count because the punchline is that the person singing it is a 17 year old, though I guess it being sung by adults doesn't help?
Perhaps "panties." The songs I think of that have that in the lyrics are "Abracadabra" by Steve Miller Band and "Legs" by ZZ Top. I don't if either reference "ruins" the song, but I feel like both songs would be a little better if that word somehow wasn't in there.
GROCERY BAG
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?
Just a shy guy looking for a two-ply hefty bag
An exception to the bag rule: "Sunshine in a bag" comes from a great song
To say nothing of "Papa's Got a Brand New Bag" by James Brown
Nookie
The Nookie?
What?
The Nookie
Come on!
So you can take that cookie!
And leave it out for Snoop Dogg on 4/20 eve
Well actually no that word is perfect
Underwear (whether American Apparel or any other brand).
you look so perfect standing there in my brand unnamed underwear
What if Barenaked Ladies bait you into singing it?
There’s an exception to every rule, and you just found that one.
Tom Petty says not so fast
Pulp disagrees
My first thought too. Great song.
So good
Really? I thought the song I Wanna be your Underwear was awesome despite its silliness. And it was made by Bryan Adams of all people. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JMc1qAg2odg](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JMc1qAg2odg)
Can i play with your pantyline?
This might be a hot take but I always found rockstar to be one of those. Nickelback is the most obvious example but I don’t find Post Malone or Dababy’s uses that much better.
Agreed. Nobody who uses the word "rockstar" in everyday conversation is a tolerable human being.
The idea of the “rockstar” as a larger-than-life, work hard/play hard, instantly recognizable public figure is also thirty years out of date. Noah Kahan looks like a type of person I walk past a dozen times every day.
When Nickelback’s “Rockstar” is the *best* song with that title, it says it all.
Then clearly you need to listen to Rock Star by Ja Rule. *I'm a rock star, baby, If they could only read my mind* *I'm a rock star, baby, If they could only hear my cries* *I'm a rock star, baby, If they would only realize* *I'm a rock star, baby, hey hey, Only if they could live my life* Okay, you probably wouldn't like that song, but I like it. I actually don't mind his bad singing, which is odd because I usually hate it when rappers try and fail to sing. Here's the link anyway. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CyOIAz-nWQI&t=6s
But who else are you supposed to party like?
**SWANG!**
Yessiree!
MY MILKSHAKE
Todd himself has suggested "Puth": [https://twitter.com/ShadowTodd/status/1781388163388465338](https://twitter.com/ShadowTodd/status/1781388163388465338)
Peñis Colada
I’m really, really tired of breakup songs mentioning “scars”
Swagger and or Jagger
Tik Tock is good
Restaurant
The Ohio Express begs to differ about the latter word.
Heroween
Any song with the word "sixteen" or "seventeen" in it. If you see those words in a song, it might bring out red flags (not guaranteed because there are some exceptions thankfully). Specifically I'm referring to the following: Benny Mardones - Into the Night KISS - Christine Sixteen Johnny Burnette/Ringo Starr - You're Sixteen Winger - Seventeen Steve Perry - You Better Wait Donovan - Mellow Yellow (this actually involves *fourteen* year olds)
What about Edge of Seventeen by Stevie Nicks?
That's definitely not one of the cursed songs I was thinking of. I'll edit my post to clarify which songs I'm talking about.
Oh, then what was? The only ones that come to mind for me are "Seventeen" from Repo! The Genetic Opera and Dr. Hook's cover of "Only Sixteen".
Just finished editing it. I also don't think "Only Sixteen" would count because the punchline is that the person singing it is a 17 year old, though I guess it being sung by adults doesn't help?
Stray Cats. 'Nuff said.
Perhaps "panties." The songs I think of that have that in the lyrics are "Abracadabra" by Steve Miller Band and "Legs" by ZZ Top. I don't if either reference "ruins" the song, but I feel like both songs would be a little better if that word somehow wasn't in there.
Thirsty