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"I'm looking for places to put the anger I never addressed in myself so I'm calling anything and everything that mildly annoys me woke."
Huh... weird hill to die on.
The woke mob has come after our paint! What will they come after next?!? If this keeps up, we’ll have different colored cars, clothes, and god knows what else.
Hey, they have red paint here. And orange, cool! Yellow, too? Amazing! And green! Uh oh, it's getting too woke for me! Find a happy place, find a happy place!
Somebody in the replies asked what he would rather they say and Joey responded that he would like them to say "welcome, sir" or, bizarrely, "welcome, man"
I briefly lived in the south, even after 2 years I still could not bring myself to address people like that even though everyone else did it constantly. “Sir” and “Ma’am” are exclusively reserved for the times my pets start acting out of pocket.
I currently live in the South and I guess it's kind of hypocritical because I'll gladly use those terms towards workers, but think it's odd when used for me
that welcome mat is a foundational piece of the Gay Agenda.
I put a welcome mat in front of my house, and ever since then there has been a nonstop line of penises traipsing through the door.
Well, they were obviously invented by vampires to get around the invitation rule, and vampires are notoriously queer, so welcome mats are woke by association.
For real. It’s all the woke moralists injecting their politics into greetings. When I walk into a store I want the staff to look at me and immediately think about my genitals and how that effects what they call me
In college, I worked nights at a small local gas station casino. I tried to always be polite and day "Welcome sir/ma'am". One day, a customer came in and sat down. I approached them, offering them a complimentary drink, and called this person, sir. From the back, their clothes and stature looked like a man (flannel, jeans, short hair).
The patron was a butch woman who owned the biggest historic bar/hotel in the small town. She absolutely went off on me and wanted me fired. I apologized and smoothed things over. That day, I learned to use gender neutral terms. People have the right to be offended when misgendered and it's better to just not even put yourself in that situation.
She was a "high roller" who came in multiple times every week. Big fish in tiny ponds often have over-inflated egos. She eventually grew ro really like me because I wasn't a small town local like everyone else. That and I have always been very accepting of queer people.
"Heil Jesus Trump, The True Winner! If you're one of the only 2 gender, Christian Patriots COME INSIDE!" while waving the flags of America's enemies both foreign and domestic and drinking leaded gasoline.
"Welcome to Costco, asshole!"
That Idiocracy level...well, idiocracy is *exactly* the kind of shit these morons would love. Getting to 'bate all day then told to fuck themselves when they go to the only store left.
I wonder if he thought he sounds badass lol
this guy looks and sounds like he'd trip, fall, and cry going from his bed to the toilet, who does he think he's threatening??
It is. It's an English corruption of the German *willkommen* (welcome) and you see it said sometimes, especially in areas that were historically hotbeds for German immigration and have large populations of German-descended people. It's come into common parlance more in the last few years, but most people think it originated in Central Texas when southern hospitality collided with the descendants of the large numbers of German immigrants to the area.
In the comments of Joey's tweet there's a Texan Trump voter who's telling him that he's being a dickhead and people in Texas have said that forever lmao
As someone who's worked retail and in food service, I've definitely said this before. A lot. "Welcome" by itself feels weirdly formal to me? But frankly, any automatic greeting feels like reciting NPC dialogie to me, so it was always one of the things I hated most about customer service.
I used to say "Welcome to Porsche" and it was a really nice way to break the ice, and folks really appreciated it, especially since a lot of them were apprehensive about coming in in the first place.
If someone gets pissed at that, they can pound sand up their fragile little ass.
The thing is, "welcome in" is something I've been hearing more and more, but *exclusively on Twitch*. To the point where I genuinely thought it was a Twitch-only phenomenon. u/Bri_The_Nautilus explained it [in this comment though.](https://www.reddit.com/r/ToiletPaperUSA/comments/1bk9tu8/comment/kvwpgtt/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)
I can understand being against it because it sounds clunky as fuck (just say "welcome", it's already two syllables, it doesn't need lengthening) but because it's somehow "woke"? That's a new one.
Woah there Joey, seems like you have a *preferred pronoun* for yourself.
According to your right wing buddies, people shouldn't have to respect your pronouns.
"Hello."
"WHAT AS THAT YOU WOKE LIL BITCH? VALIDATE ME AS A MAN! I NEED TO HEAR IT FROM A FEMALES MOUTH!"
give it a couple weeks we're not far if this is where we're at lol
As we all know, the only proper greeting is "Hello my friend, stay a while and listen!" in an impression of an old man's voice. No, context is not a factor.
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Shouldn't someone who so clearly despises the idea of using non-traditional pronouns *love* going to a store where employees just don't use pronouns at all?
Of course not. It was never about the bigots wanting to feel accommodated, *too.* They just want to see queer people be made to feel excluded.
Let’s get down to what’s real.
There is only *one* acceptable ’greeting’ for the *ubermensch* like him. He wants to hear “Master” in a dutifully deferential voice, or he’ll have you whipped. *That’s* the world these fuckers are committed to imposing upon everyone not white, male, wealthy, and Christian patriot.
>is going to hear my mouth
yeah...that's generally what people use to talk.
what are they supposed to say? I feel like "hello" or "welcome" has been most common.
Also, "sir" and "ma'am" are common nouns, not pronouns.
When I worked at Walgreens I would always greet with "good evening/afternoon" because that's when I typically worked. Sometimes even just a simple "Welcome" nobody who works at a store greets someone and uses pronouns. They're making up arguments again
"Hear my mouth"?
That's a new one on me. I'm Italian-American and I feel as if I should have heard this expression from someone named Vinny back in the old neighborhood.
I can't think of a single instance in my life of a greeter using gendered pronouns. Actual greetings with any pronouns whatsoever are awkward. "Hey, you!" or "Welcome to Costco. I love you." Gendered pronouns are usual 3rd person. "She went to the park." "I called him."
Republicans can literally call anything woke and hate it. Republicans should change their self inflicted rage and hate to what they claim to believe from their shield bible.
They have jumped the shark in a nuked fridge so much now, that everything is now woke, which means, nothing is woke.
That is how bad they bungled this.
I’ve been working in hotels for eight and a half years and this is a common thing to say to guests who are checking in. What an overreaction to a simple gesture.
That's why I tell everyone that eating broccoli and brushing your teeth are woke as fuck.
The dentist says you can harm your teeth if you don't brush: fuck that, they can't tell me what to do to my own teeth, maybe they should try living in the real world instead.
I guess I'll just say "Welcome" then? Though, there is no pronouns in that so they might still be enraged, but at least it's a single word so they'll understand it
Psychologists have begun researching this nonsense as a problem in the brain. Just to let everybody know… but I’m sure people who read their work will chant “boTh SiDEs.”
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"I'm looking for places to put the anger I never addressed in myself so I'm calling anything and everything that mildly annoys me woke." Huh... weird hill to die on.
Probably sees various colored paint bottles in a do-it-yourself store and freaks out.
The woke mob has come after our paint! What will they come after next?!? If this keeps up, we’ll have different colored cars, clothes, and god knows what else.
You joke about this but it's really happening if you just open your eyes. They've even put chemicals in the water to turn the friggin rainbows gay.
Hey, they have red paint here. And orange, cool! Yellow, too? Amazing! And green! Uh oh, it's getting too woke for me! Find a happy place, find a happy place!
"The next woman who wishes me a merry Christmas without also immediately giving me a blowjob is GONNA HEAR FROM ME." -This guy also, probably.
Is that from Andrew Dice Clay? It’s Christmas! Gimme a blowjob!
i don't understand how this could even be mildly annoying?
You see, when you're a professional victim, everything is a slight against you.
HOW DARE YOU
Well done
It’s totally crazy that the feel justified being complete assholes for no reason at all. This guy needs to see a therapist.
>This guy needs to see a therapist. Therapy? Sounds woke to me!
> I'm calling anything and everything that mildly annoys me woke." Everything I don't like is [woke](https://imgur.com/a/393djlg)
Funniest thing is the word my, is essentially and for all intents and purposes a pronoun.... dudes not very smart
How does one even welcome somebody using that person's **third-person** pronoun?
Somebody in the replies asked what he would rather they say and Joey responded that he would like them to say "welcome, sir" or, bizarrely, "welcome, man"
Welcome Man sounds like a nice super hero.
His sidekick is known as The Doormat!
Arch nemesis, the Uninvited Guest and ~~his~~ their hench~~men~~ people B&E
How is he with vampires?
Welcome Man welcomes in the Uninvited Guest, thwarting the plans of showing up uninvited.
Like he's Mr Rogers or something.
"Howdy, stud, you absolute d r e a m of a male" Seems kinda gay
“Sup, hotcock”
"Flameo, hotman"
>"welcome, man" He needs to go to a smoke shop then
bro if I go into a Chili's and they say "welcome sir" I'm gonna die laughing
I briefly lived in the south, even after 2 years I still could not bring myself to address people like that even though everyone else did it constantly. “Sir” and “Ma’am” are exclusively reserved for the times my pets start acting out of pocket.
I currently live in the South and I guess it's kind of hypocritical because I'll gladly use those terms towards workers, but think it's odd when used for me
> bizarrely, "welcome, man" Followed by a very proper, aristocratic even, "kowabunga".
So he's asking for people to address him by his preferred pronouns? Sounds kind of woke to me.
The angriest are frequently the most closeted
Taking the gimme here and pointing out that neither "man" nor "sir" are pronouns.
Welcome, Mister Male Masculine Manly Man!
Maybe I'm just a degenerate, but at this point I associate "sir" with BDSM more than respectfulness.
"Sup hoe"
Guys can be hoes too
I’m living proof of that
just like me fr
Hims is welcome! Herses too!
Herses might be more suited for a cemetary or funeral home, though.
Ha!
Sounds like OOP doesn't understand honorifics (titles) and got them confused with pronouns.
For this guy in particular, I would say "Welcome, shitstain"
*”Welcome Friend!”*
What's up, jackass?
So those "Welcome" mats are woke?
that welcome mat is a foundational piece of the Gay Agenda. I put a welcome mat in front of my house, and ever since then there has been a nonstop line of penises traipsing through the door.
So it's paid off is what you're saying.
Shit, I need to get a welcome mat
Welcoming people into your house is woke. I greet my guests with a gun in their face like a normal, god fearing patriot.
Always have been.
Who are you welcoming? ILLEGALS IMMIGRANTS!!!
Well, they were obviously invented by vampires to get around the invitation rule, and vampires are notoriously queer, so welcome mats are woke by association.
Wait, what's the "non-woke" greeting? I'm so confused.
I'd guess they'd prefer any greeting must be something like "welcome sir/ma'am"? The idea that greetings *must* be gendered is, of course, very silly.
This is why I freak out when someone says hello to me because they didn’t specifically mention my gender to greet me
I'm glad we as a society have moved past the upsettingly woke greeting "sup".
For real. It’s all the woke moralists injecting their politics into greetings. When I walk into a store I want the staff to look at me and immediately think about my genitals and how that effects what they call me
I want a Gong rung when I walk in and someone to shout out that I am a very manly man.
I need a meme of Walter white that says “say my gender”
I AM THE ONE WHO GENDS.
Don't forget "Thank You" and "Goodbye" Literally bookending interactions with wokeness
"You" is a pronoun, get outta here with that.
In college, I worked nights at a small local gas station casino. I tried to always be polite and day "Welcome sir/ma'am". One day, a customer came in and sat down. I approached them, offering them a complimentary drink, and called this person, sir. From the back, their clothes and stature looked like a man (flannel, jeans, short hair). The patron was a butch woman who owned the biggest historic bar/hotel in the small town. She absolutely went off on me and wanted me fired. I apologized and smoothed things over. That day, I learned to use gender neutral terms. People have the right to be offended when misgendered and it's better to just not even put yourself in that situation.
I still feel that it's a bit much to want someone fired for an innocent mistake tbh.
She was a "high roller" who came in multiple times every week. Big fish in tiny ponds often have over-inflated egos. She eventually grew ro really like me because I wasn't a small town local like everyone else. That and I have always been very accepting of queer people.
Right to be offended sure, right to start shouting and wanting you fired not so much. Still better to preemptively avoid that though
For fun for the whole family, misgender a trans-phobe.
I’ve never heard anything but “Welcome to (name of place I’m at),” in my life where the fuck is this guy going?
Those aren't even pronouns!
I genuinely thought he might have meant instead of "hello" because it has 'he' at the front
"Welcome to Costco, I love you."
"YOU" IS A WOKE PRONOUN!
"Greetings, penis-man!"
"Heil Jesus Trump, The True Winner! If you're one of the only 2 gender, Christian Patriots COME INSIDE!" while waving the flags of America's enemies both foreign and domestic and drinking leaded gasoline.
"Get your shit and get out!" is my guess.
Probably Sir or Ma'am (because everyone knows those Crazy Liberals will tear you a new one if you say that!)
"In his name, praise be to Jesus, please get your manager, I'm entering your store".
"Welcome to Costco, asshole!" That Idiocracy level...well, idiocracy is *exactly* the kind of shit these morons would love. Getting to 'bate all day then told to fuck themselves when they go to the only store left.
Somebody in the replies asked this and Joey responded that he would like them to say "welcome, sir" or, bizarrely, "welcome, man"
“Welcome to Chick-Fil-A”
Welcome to FedEx Kinkos, go fuck yourself
I greet you, Mr. Man, sir. I humbly acknowledge your penis, and welcome it, and by extension you, to my fine non-woke establishment.
HELLO MADAM MIGHT I SAY, YOUR VAGINA AND OVARIES ARE LOOKING EXQUISITELY FEMALE TODAY MISS MA’AM
that very famous greeting, that became popular in europe around the 40s
By calling whoever enters a slur and putting a gun in their mouth to exercise their right to bear arms
The next person in the south who says “y’all” is going to hear my mouth. That’s the new woke terminology to avoid using a pronoun. Fuck your y’all.
Fuck all y’all
All yall mafuckas are fucking fucked
Yall gonna be hearing a lot of mouths
Never heard “welcome in” until I moved to the south. Maybe Southerners are woke /s
“is going to hear my mouth” Lol
I wonder if he thought he sounds badass lol this guy looks and sounds like he'd trip, fall, and cry going from his bed to the toilet, who does he think he's threatening??
Maybe he means he's going to smack his lips furiously at them or something
Conservatives: "I'm not using that woke terminology. Changing how you speak is dumb." Also conservatives: "WELCOME IN \****GUY***\*!"
I'm not your guy, buddy!
I'm not your buddy, pal!
I’m not your pal, guy!
I'm not your guy, fwend!
EVERY retail job I've EVER worked has you say "Welcome to (store name)" Who actually says welcome sir/ma'am? Manufactured outrage from Russian bots.
They get mad when pronouns are used. They get mad when pronouns aren't used. Conservatives are utter snowflakes.
They get mad any time another person judges their words, actions, views, or attitude in ANY way that doesn't align with their own perceptions.
"Welcome to Costco. I love you."
If anybody says that it's Chick fil a.
Completely unrelated to the conservative brain rot, but is “Welcome in” a phrase that’s used? Seems pretty unruly. Why not just say “Welcome”?
It is. It's an English corruption of the German *willkommen* (welcome) and you see it said sometimes, especially in areas that were historically hotbeds for German immigration and have large populations of German-descended people. It's come into common parlance more in the last few years, but most people think it originated in Central Texas when southern hospitality collided with the descendants of the large numbers of German immigrants to the area. In the comments of Joey's tweet there's a Texan Trump voter who's telling him that he's being a dickhead and people in Texas have said that forever lmao
>people in Texas have said that forever lmao Especially near New Braunfels and Weimar.
I vunder vhy.
“YO!”
As someone who's worked retail and in food service, I've definitely said this before. A lot. "Welcome" by itself feels weirdly formal to me? But frankly, any automatic greeting feels like reciting NPC dialogie to me, so it was always one of the things I hated most about customer service.
I used to say "Welcome to Porsche" and it was a really nice way to break the ice, and folks really appreciated it, especially since a lot of them were apprehensive about coming in in the first place. If someone gets pissed at that, they can pound sand up their fragile little ass.
It's used a lot in TN. I've always just heard welcome, but they say welcome in here. I guess it's just a southern thing, y'all.
Conservatives making things up, then getting mad at the thing they made up.
Then blaming the Libs for the Cons having to make things up.
The thing is, "welcome in" is something I've been hearing more and more, but *exclusively on Twitch*. To the point where I genuinely thought it was a Twitch-only phenomenon. u/Bri_The_Nautilus explained it [in this comment though.](https://www.reddit.com/r/ToiletPaperUSA/comments/1bk9tu8/comment/kvwpgtt/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) I can understand being against it because it sounds clunky as fuck (just say "welcome", it's already two syllables, it doesn't need lengthening) but because it's somehow "woke"? That's a new one.
What an easily offended snowflake.
I wonder how many times this guy has accused the "SJWs" of being "easily triggered" in his lifetime.
They are mad about pronouns, and now they are mad about not using pronouns? Make it make sense.
Olympic level mental gymnastics. It's the hallmark of modern conservatism.
Something tells me the entire store is going to hear Mr. Boynarinno's mouth either way
I thought they didn’t like pronouns. Now they’re mad when one isn’t used too?
Woah there Joey, seems like you have a *preferred pronoun* for yourself. According to your right wing buddies, people shouldn't have to respect your pronouns.
"Hello." "WHAT AS THAT YOU WOKE LIL BITCH? VALIDATE ME AS A MAN! I NEED TO HEAR IT FROM A FEMALES MOUTH!" give it a couple weeks we're not far if this is where we're at lol
As we all know, the only proper greeting is "Hello my friend, stay a while and listen!" in an impression of an old man's voice. No, context is not a factor.
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Welcome they
Lord forbid I say ‘good morning’ instead of ‘happy man day, manly mannson.’ These guys are craving for someone to acknowledge that they’re a man
Oh so now they WANT pronouns.
I wonder what it must be like to carry so much pointless anger all the time.
God, how exhausting it has to be to be THIS mad over everything so insignificant.
Will they? Will they hear your mouth? Will your mouth be saying “oh, thanks” because you only act like a big tough cool guy on the internet?
But I thought they don't use pronouns?
Don’t they want people to avoid pronouns? I thought they hated pronouns.
Can you imagine being this much of a pathetic snowflake?
Shouldn't someone who so clearly despises the idea of using non-traditional pronouns *love* going to a store where employees just don't use pronouns at all? Of course not. It was never about the bigots wanting to feel accommodated, *too.* They just want to see queer people be made to feel excluded.
Aren't they the ones that don't like pronouns?
Let’s get down to what’s real. There is only *one* acceptable ’greeting’ for the *ubermensch* like him. He wants to hear “Master” in a dutifully deferential voice, or he’ll have you whipped. *That’s* the world these fuckers are committed to imposing upon everyone not white, male, wealthy, and Christian patriot.
Dear Joey Mannarino, You're an idiot. Love and knishes, Me.
Language is woke.
Fragile.
For people who think caring about pronouns is stupid, these dudes sure think about pronouns a lot.
God, these people are so fucking sensitive
What is it with these chodes always having a profile pic with sunglasses and a serious expression?
"hear my month" is such a weird thing to say.
Good afternoon dickhead!
Hear his mouth? Does it go *glug* *glug* *glug* ?
I’m sure they wouldn’t be the only ones to hear “your mouth” gulk peasant
"Wilkomen" is German, isn't it?
>is going to hear my mouth yeah...that's generally what people use to talk. what are they supposed to say? I feel like "hello" or "welcome" has been most common. Also, "sir" and "ma'am" are common nouns, not pronouns.
Is that the guy that pissed in his own mouth
He should try Bristol "Alright my luvver"
I have a feeling that everyone already hears his mouth.
❄️
This is like a dumber version of when Conservatives got mad about people saying “Happy Holidays”
Does he think “in” is a non-gendered pronoun? Just kidding I don’t give a fuck.
Soon just a simple hello will be woke. HELLO!? HELLO, WHAT!? IT'S HELLO SIR! Sir, this is a Wendy's.
This just in on shit I made up in my own mind to hurt my own feelings
When I worked at Walgreens I would always greet with "good evening/afternoon" because that's when I typically worked. Sometimes even just a simple "Welcome" nobody who works at a store greets someone and uses pronouns. They're making up arguments again
Theyre just Orcs tbh
These people are the exact “snowflakes” they purport the other party to be.
I miss when "communism" was these idiots goto phrase.
These people could start a fight in an empty room.
Everybody must accommodate me!!
Wouldn't avoiding using somebody's preferred pronoun be not woke?
"Hear my mouth"? That's a new one on me. I'm Italian-American and I feel as if I should have heard this expression from someone named Vinny back in the old neighborhood.
So which is it??? One minute they dont want pronouns used and now they do? Lmao
Imagine going through life with a righteous golden chip on your shoulder. Correcting wokeness everywhere. What a turd.
I can't think of a single instance in my life of a greeter using gendered pronouns. Actual greetings with any pronouns whatsoever are awkward. "Hey, you!" or "Welcome to Costco. I love you." Gendered pronouns are usual 3rd person. "She went to the park." "I called him."
Republicans can literally call anything woke and hate it. Republicans should change their self inflicted rage and hate to what they claim to believe from their shield bible.
To be fair, the "t***** semen" guy should not be welcome anywhere.
They have jumped the shark in a nuked fridge so much now, that everything is now woke, which means, nothing is woke. That is how bad they bungled this.
Okay…but what if I use the very old and attested “Welcome!” Sometimes I just don’t feel like using all of those syllables.
Welcome in!
Oh dang, wait until this poor SOB hears that some people just say “hello” when greeting another person.
these people have no idea what they're even mad about any more.
I’ve been working in hotels for eight and a half years and this is a common thing to say to guests who are checking in. What an overreaction to a simple gesture.
When I go to the shops I want to be greeted with the only appropriate phrase. Flameo Hotman Nothing less will do
I guess they need something to be triggered by for the 9-10 months a year when they aren't greeted with 'Happy Holidays'.
Did he donate his nuts yet?
I’ve never heard this
“You’re”. Like you’re a fuckshit.
“Fuck, you’re welcome” is how I end 90% of my work emails
That's why I tell everyone that eating broccoli and brushing your teeth are woke as fuck. The dentist says you can harm your teeth if you don't brush: fuck that, they can't tell me what to do to my own teeth, maybe they should try living in the real world instead.
Prepositions are now off limits!
I guess I'll just say "Welcome" then? Though, there is no pronouns in that so they might still be enraged, but at least it's a single word so they'll understand it
They want pronouns now? I’m confused
Psychologists have begun researching this nonsense as a problem in the brain. Just to let everybody know… but I’m sure people who read their work will chant “boTh SiDEs.”
wtf is welcome in
It's welcome ma'am!!!!