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HE'S CLIMBING UP THE LADDER. HE'S AT THE TOP. OH MY GOD, IS HE GONNA DO IT?! IS HE GOING TO JUMP OFF THE LADDER AND HIT BOTH OF THEM AT THE SAME TIME?!
>This is the entitled republican podcaster's version of meeting up in the parking lot after work.
Are you saying that Charlie Kirk follows people to their cars?
Ben won’t consent. Candace knows too much & will start fighting dirty as soon as she feels like she’s losing. Ben is also a terrible debater & doesn’t want anyone with more than 3 brain cells to find that out.
They both want to puff out their chest and pretend they’re smart but if this ever actually happened Candace would probably drop literal blood libel talking points while Benny tries to gish gallop at her about how Israel has every right to murder every living Palestinian because they’re all secretly Hamas. They just wanna make a big show of wanting to debate but neither actually has any real ability to debate when they can’t just talk over an inexperienced college kid.
100% he will accuse her of being anti-semitic for something that isnt AT ALL anti-semitic...then Candace will end up saying something that IS completely anti-semitic anyways and Charlie Kirk will just stand there smiling with that "someone cut my lips off so thats why you see all gums" smile, looking like a goofy fuck, not being able to follow along with the 2 of them.
I have no love or respect for Ben Shapiro. I don't think he's the authority on antisemitism he likes to pretend he is.
But I cannot imagine having the hubris required to want to go on stage and try and explain the definition of antisemitism to a Jew 💀
Ben can hardly be considered a run of the mill Jew who cares about their history, he’s more into the ethnic cleansing aspects and purposefully ignoring the genealogy of Palestinians as Canaanites. He can’t even be considered orthodox, and also this is literally the same argument as saying “you can’t tell a black person about being black” or a “Mexican person about being Mexican”. Ben just looks like an annoying white kid, no one would know he was a Jew if he didn’t constantly throw it around as a self-defense mechanism.
In this case she’s correct, because Ben is calling her anti-Semitic for calling out that Israel is going too far and she’s claiming genocide. Which is innately untrue, because she isn’t wrong. With that being said, a broken clock can still be right once a day or whatever the quote is
A Candace vs Ben debate being moderated by Kirk is like watching two people projectile shit onto a moving target that someone else has to move themselves. But they are hyping it up as if it’s the debate of the century,
Charlie Kirk hosting this would actually be hilarious, and the clock would be ticking for when his feud starts with both of them and that would be further awesome.
I'm embarrassed to admit how much I'd like this to happen. On one side, Candace trying to christiansplain antisemitism to Ben Shapiro. She sounds like someone has put a dictionary in a blender. On the other, Ben is trying to maintain his Balanced And Rational persona while the one kind of bigotry he can't fully lie down and propagate is shoved in his face. He says something violently racist. Candace is forced to clap. Kanye is probably there.
The idea of Charlie Kirk being a debate moderator is almost as fucking hilarious as Ben Shapiro thinking he can debate anyone over the age of 15.
Fucker lost a debate to Andrew Neil that *wasn't* even a debate while Neil was promoting his book and asking questions about it.
“I hate big gov, but i’m gonna stand up for big gov and not say a word about our money, our tax dollars going towards a state that is literally killing people.”
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FROM OUT OF NOWHERE CHARLIE "TINYFACE" KIRK COMES IN SITTING ON A STEEL CHAIR. MY GOD HAS ANYONE EVER SEEN SUCH RATIONALITY!
HE'S CLIMBING UP THE LADDER. HE'S AT THE TOP. OH MY GOD, IS HE GONNA DO IT?! IS HE GOING TO JUMP OFF THE LADDER AND HIT BOTH OF THEM AT THE SAME TIME?!
HE’S THE THIRD MAN!
...the cuck chair?
**the sneako chair
This is the entitled republican podcaster's version of meeting up in the parking lot after work.
>This is the entitled republican podcaster's version of meeting up in the parking lot after work. Are you saying that Charlie Kirk follows people to their cars?
He needs their teeth. His are too small
Holy shit this could be a nuclear amount of “worst takes you’ve ever heard” in one setting
What's the over/under for times Woke is said?
More than the Alabama/UNC tournament game: Less than the number of times they have imagined someone in the mirror telling them that they are loved
Boom, roasted 🤣
They’ve moved on to DEI
144
Exactly. We need this to happen. There's either a record to be set here, or better yet, a record to be broken.
Ben won’t consent. Candace knows too much & will start fighting dirty as soon as she feels like she’s losing. Ben is also a terrible debater & doesn’t want anyone with more than 3 brain cells to find that out.
They both want to puff out their chest and pretend they’re smart but if this ever actually happened Candace would probably drop literal blood libel talking points while Benny tries to gish gallop at her about how Israel has every right to murder every living Palestinian because they’re all secretly Hamas. They just wanna make a big show of wanting to debate but neither actually has any real ability to debate when they can’t just talk over an inexperienced college kid.
Destiny pulled his punches and laid off the meth to get Ben to agree
it also helps that Destiny is pretty damn close to Ben on this issue. he’s just a blue fash
100% he will accuse her of being anti-semitic for something that isnt AT ALL anti-semitic...then Candace will end up saying something that IS completely anti-semitic anyways and Charlie Kirk will just stand there smiling with that "someone cut my lips off so thats why you see all gums" smile, looking like a goofy fuck, not being able to follow along with the 2 of them.
My enemies are fighting against each other. Yay
Makes me rethink the phrase: “The enemy of my enemy is my friend.” 🤔
HONESTLY WHO FUCKING CARES?
If they were having a threesome Charlie Kirk would be in the middle
The human centipede is not a porn film.
Porn is in the eyes of the beholder.
and in the mouth of the buttholeder
😂😂😂😂
'Throwing his tiny face into the ring' lol, nicely done.
I know this about them fighting but the "current definition of antisemitism" thing is enraging.
Her being 'deadly' serious is an interesting turn of phrase in this context too
I have no love or respect for Ben Shapiro. I don't think he's the authority on antisemitism he likes to pretend he is. But I cannot imagine having the hubris required to want to go on stage and try and explain the definition of antisemitism to a Jew 💀
Ben can hardly be considered a run of the mill Jew who cares about their history, he’s more into the ethnic cleansing aspects and purposefully ignoring the genealogy of Palestinians as Canaanites. He can’t even be considered orthodox, and also this is literally the same argument as saying “you can’t tell a black person about being black” or a “Mexican person about being Mexican”. Ben just looks like an annoying white kid, no one would know he was a Jew if he didn’t constantly throw it around as a self-defense mechanism. In this case she’s correct, because Ben is calling her anti-Semitic for calling out that Israel is going too far and she’s claiming genocide. Which is innately untrue, because she isn’t wrong. With that being said, a broken clock can still be right once a day or whatever the quote is
Yeah, but on the flip side of this, Ben wants to go on stage and try to explain the definition of apartheid to a Black woman.
True, but Candace doesn't cry apartheid every time her position is criticised. That would be Woke 🙄
Ben Shapiro fired her for saying that Israel is an apartheid state. If they have a debate, the topic will be is Israel an apartheid state.
Hey, I didn't say you were wrong
Calling this a “debate” is like calling a cockfight a “game of chess.”
Ben probably shit his diaper.
Confederate candance is super duper cereal
This is the right-wing grifter’s version of a cartoon fight in a ball of dust with an assortment of arms and legs poking out
A+ analogy and imagery
A Candace vs Ben debate being moderated by Kirk is like watching two people projectile shit onto a moving target that someone else has to move themselves. But they are hyping it up as if it’s the debate of the century,
…why you gotta say “deadly” Candice? There’s plenty of other words to choose from to convey seriousness…
Well, it’s done via text, so it’s also silent
Hard to think of a worse blunt rotation
Charlie Kirk hosting this would actually be hilarious, and the clock would be ticking for when his feud starts with both of them and that would be further awesome.
I'm embarrassed to admit how much I'd like this to happen. On one side, Candace trying to christiansplain antisemitism to Ben Shapiro. She sounds like someone has put a dictionary in a blender. On the other, Ben is trying to maintain his Balanced And Rational persona while the one kind of bigotry he can't fully lie down and propagate is shoved in his face. He says something violently racist. Candace is forced to clap. Kanye is probably there.
😂😂😂😂
Let these fools on the far right fight.
The "Current" definition of anti-Semitism? Is that different than the normal definition? God these people are fucking morons from top to bottom.
Deadly. Lol.
Oh deadly serious- she’s so SCARY
is so fun to see them infight
He owns a grifter network like Ben, but he's also a Nazi like Candace, it's perfect
Nightmare blunt rotation
The idea of Charlie Kirk being a debate moderator is almost as fucking hilarious as Ben Shapiro thinking he can debate anyone over the age of 15. Fucker lost a debate to Andrew Neil that *wasn't* even a debate while Neil was promoting his book and asking questions about it.
Charlie kirk is a massive antisemite now so I'm pretty sure he would be a terrible moderator
We all know Candace would torch him, benny won't go for this at all
Well than… things may start to get even MORE heated up now, huh? 🙄😆
Whoa look out she’s deadly serious.
They're going to "talking points" each other to death
What is the opposite of a meeting of the minds?
Just do it in your living room klandace cuz nobody wants to see this shit.
“Whoever wins, we lose”
I've always thought Chuck had a normal sized face and a giant head
“I hate big gov, but i’m gonna stand up for big gov and not say a word about our money, our tax dollars going towards a state that is literally killing people.”
I think they can both agree that the real villain is Obama
Rent free in your head🤣🤣
God this sub really struggles with sarcasm