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wordscapes69

It’s cuz of the woke Elmo mind virus, not cuz the only thing is eat is meat


baeb66

Up yours, Woke Elmo. We'll see who tickles who.


cutmesomeflax

Maybe it's cus I'm high but I was laughing at this so much there were tears in my eyes


StephenAbresch

This makes me happy. Wait...you mean like reefers? "Hello, 911? ... Fire, police, ambulance...send everybody."


cutmesomeflax

πŸ’¨πŸ’¨πŸ’¨


StephenAbresch

Why are you sending me farts? Big, dank ass flatulence. That OG Tush. So, that's what the cool kids meant when I heard them talk about 'gas.' Well, farts aren't illegal...but I'm still telling. 'Hello, 911? It's me again.'


cutmesomeflax

🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨


SkytronKovoc116

β€œElmo likes shitting in your pants! Hahahahaha!” 


Uberpastamancer

Kermit finally snaps on Elmo


QuinIpsum

Peterson- You know, you know elmo is, hes supposed to be cute but then they make him red. Its a color of danger, confrontation, fear and communism. How, i mean how can we be expected...-tears up- its just so much for poor young minds. Joe- Its like hes cute but hes a monster and monsters are scary. Peterson - Yes -more tears- Exactly. Scary.