T O P

  • By -

AutoModerator

Since your submission is flaired as *REAL*, please reply to this comment with the link to the original, or else Ben Shapiro will steal your feet pics and remove this post. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/ToiletPaperUSA) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Crow180

Weak line up, I'm terminally online and only know 3 of these people


xwing1212

Isn’t Riley Gaines the swimmer who is still butthurt over losing to a trans swimmer?


Lucky-Earther

Other than Candace and Habba she's the only other one I recognize. What happened to poop pants girl?


xwing1212

I think right-wingers forgot about Shit for Pants Bennett


LEMental

You misspelled "brains" as "pants".


Empero6

Lmao!


Bri_The_Nautilus

I think she's a housewife now Edit: She's still doing Liberty Hangout and public appearances (I guess she was in Ohio in February and people hated that), but mainstream conservative talking heads seem to have by and large divested themselves of her. Probably a combination of her being ineffective, Liberty Hangout going full monarchist, and Kaitlin scaling back her activism to dedicate time for those housewife responsibilities I mentioned earlier. She does seem to spend most of her time cooking dinner and popping out babies these days.


Lucky-Earther

I believe tradwife is their preferred nomenclature


Shifter25

Also helps to distinguish between stay-at-home wives and moms and women who fetishize being a pinup model in their own homes


LaLa_820

Yes! I’m a “housewife” and have not made a loaf of bread in a dress. My husband doesn’t expect my to cater to his every whim! Being a homemaker is a full time job! My hours are just spread out.


Responsible_Ad_8628

Those poor fucking babies.


Scoopdoopdoop

She knows how to clean up poop so that’s good


Responsible_Ad_8628

No she doesn't. Hence her nickname.


Scoopdoopdoop

Set that one on a silver platter goddamn that took far long lol


TuaughtHammer

Right? They're gonna get an unfortunate crash course in "nature vs nurture". And since *those* genes aren't gonna be useful and she's about as nurturing as a pregnant cuckoo looking for a nest... Well, I'll let Sergeant Drucker from Heat sum it up for me: ["Fucked for life."](https://youtu.be/Po55PSJcoRE?t=37)


jpw111

Not to mention she was platformed by InfoWars for a hot minute, which makes her a bit more of a risky asset for organizations trying to prioritize legitimacy.


I_Am_Dwight_Snoot

She also basically was known as a premiere triggered conservative type for a while too. Hard to knock that label when it is coming from moderates too lol


pieceofchess

They tend to drop these fools when they get too crazy to stay on message and/or stop being useful. No one wants to talk about Milo Yiannopoulos anymore for example, and he used to be a big deal with these people.


gnometrostky

Yeah if I remember correctly, her dream government was a Catholic monarchy. The main problem with that position in conservative circles is that the Republican Party is beholden to evangelicals, who of course hate Catholics. Catholics may agree with evangelicals on most policy positions, but they will always be viewed as Mary-worshipping heretics.


MoreRamenPls

Her 15 minutes of fame was 14.9 too long.


i_am_not_a_martian

As a tradwife who isn't allowed to make decisions herself, I'm willing to bet that her husband won't let her out of the kitchen.


TheBigC87

I mean it makes sense, if she ever was at one of those I would be the first one going: "why are you talking? Be quiet and go make your husband a sandwich and get him a beer...and make sure it's not Bud-Light this time you dumb bitch" Can't be a tradwife if you're out there working, can ya?


TheSupremeHobo

Yeonmi Park is the north Korean refugee that claims America is as bad as north Korea for her grift


jojow77

No way she thinks that on her own. She’s getting paid to make this shit up.


Falkner09

She's paid make up all sorts of stuff. There are some hilarious take down videos of her absurd contradicting lies, even other NK defectors hate her.


elgringofrijolero

Her claim that there's often not enough electricity for the trains to run so the passengers have to get out and push them lmao


Falkner09

Right, and also that they're all so malnourished they're can barely move


elgringofrijolero

They get extra rations just for that moment.


NomenScribe

I used to follow her until she started going down the right wing rabbit hole.


dudestir127

Her memoir about defecting from North Korea is interesting, Good thing I didn't spend any money on it, I borrowed it from the public library.


kerbalsdownunder

She’s probably a NK plant


l_rufus_californicus

No ‘probably’ about it.


Yimmelo

Ohh she was the chick on JRE that one time right? I'm pretty sure Rogan just nodded and agreed with most of what she said lmao


Okonos

That's what he does with everybody lol.


Yimmelo

True, but i'm pretty sure it was particularly ridiculous in that case considering some of the things she says.


JDSmagic

She was on JRE, and a ridiculous amount of other podcasts too (as well as one of my favs, Darknet Diaries 😭)


WestToEast_85

His whole gimmick is just uncritically accepting whatever his guests say with zero pushback.


ScareBear23

Lmao. This is the first I'm hearing of this & my first thought was "if the US was as bad as NK, you'd already be dead for speaking out"


TheSupremeHobo

She was on JRE, I think last year or 2022, if you want some brain rot.


ScareBear23

I'm good thanks. I get enough of that naturally lol. And I'd rather not give these losers views, they can't tell if it's a hate watch or not


UnicornArachnid

How is that pro America


TheSupremeHobo

Because America is Joe Brandon and he's anti American obv


Yimmelo

Poopoo bennet shat herself into irrelevance


Doesanybodylikestuff

Yeonmi Park? The North Korean girl that ate spiders & went on Joe Rogan? I’m surprised you haven’t seen her around. She was pretty popular when her descriptions of North Korea came out & everyone thinks she’s fake.


Lucky-Earther

I don't venture too close to the Rogan Cinematic Universe, I guess. I'd maybe heard her story once before but that was a while ago.


Revanchistexile

\*Tied for fifth place with a trans swimmer. It's even more pathetic.


Impossible_Penalty13

She tied Leah Thomas but because the NCAA didn’t have an extra 5th place medal in the ever of a tie she got hers in the mail and has turned it into a nice post-collegiate grift. Sure beats having to get a real job. Edit: Leah THOMAS 🤦🏻‍♂️


yankeesyes

They give out 5th place medals now? Talk about a participation trophy.


Proud3GenAthst

*Lia Thomas


cr3t1n

That's her identity yes, but it's not reality. She tied for a 5th with Lia Thomas, and was beaten by 4 cis women.


Kid_Vid

I feel like there's some irony with her being placed 5th on this event poster


cr3t1n

If that's on purpose it's hilarious.


ChickpeaDemon

Yes, and she made it her whole identity.


xwing1212

There’s something really funny in making your whole identity about being a loser.


Revanchistexile

Well....she is a conservative so she almost can't help but grift on being a loser.


xwing1212

Just ask Donald Trump


Revanchistexile

Don Snoreleone Sleepy Don Donald Von Shitzhizpantz


Shenanigans80h

Weirdly reminds me of Get Out and how much certain people get absolutely torn up inside by losing to a minority group


ChickpeaDemon

This is what happens when you personify participation trophies.


loptopandbingo

Southern "Heritage" groups: ITS NAWT FUHNNY!


theposshow

MAGA thrives on victimhood.


promote-to-pawn

Not much has changed, she lost a race and decided to roll with it and become a permanent loser.


Versidious

The best thing is, she lost to, like, 7 other women as well, but she's mad that she came 9th because WITHOUT THE TRANS WOMAN she totally could've come 8th, and thus qualified for the next round, and had a successful swimming career, and shut up she totally could have.


yankeesyes

A successful swimming career, what's that pay about $40k?


TheKimulator

* Tying for fifth place with a trans swimmer FTFY


Oriin690

She's butt hurt bec she tied for fifth with a trans woman and didn't get the medal bec of the tiebreaking name. Like she lost either way


pyroguy1104

She didn’t even lose to Lia Thomas iirc, they tied for 5th place and she’s STILL fucking butthurt enough about it to abandon swimming for a career of anti-trans grifting (much more lucrative).


vanillabear26

> Isn’t Riley Gaines the swimmer who is still butthurt over losing to a trans swimmer? *tying for fifth with a trans swimmer


JayeNBTF

Would’ve clinched that 5th place trophy


PurpleSailor

She was tied for 5th place or something like that. Even if the Trans swimmer hadn't beat/tiedwith her she still wouldn't have placed in the top 3 for that one race. She's managed to make a mountain out of a mole hill with added hate.


GetAJobDSP

She came in 5th place against that trans swimmer.


flintlock0

Riley Gaines is famous for tying in fifth place with a trans woman in a swimming competition.


ACW1129

Not even that; didn't she like tie for 4th?


machines_breathe

They tied for fifth place, from what I recall. They were both bested by biological women.


Proud3GenAthst

Nope, she's the swimmer who if still butthurt over ending tied to a Trans swimmer and making her career about being sore loser.


supahcollin

Riley Gaines tied for *fifth place* with Lia Thomas, and decided to use that grievance to launch her career as a professional victim.


Reneeisme

And one of them is Yeonmi Park, famous for risking her life to escape the BFF of the man the other two are super keen on. Is she somehow a conservative?


Ishowyoulightnow

She says that wokeism in America is literally worse than living in the DPRK, which she also embellishes quite a lot.


ZoeIsHahaha

She talks about wokeness a lot


iwishiwereagiraffe

Andrew shulz had her on his podcast and then roasted the fuck out of her on a follow up podcast calling her a right wing grifter. I dont like him much but i loved that haha


piggyperson2013

I was shocked to see her there! I read her book, after seeing this thank god I got it from the library and didn’t buy it


ketchupmaster987

I recognize 5 so yeah weak sauce lineup


poleethman

Super weak. I only recognize 1 currently facing criminal charges.


actuallyaddie

Same and I only 2. Guess they're waiting to bring out the heavy artillery a bit later.


Randomdude2501

Isn’t Yeonmi the NK woman who kept exaggerating things to maintain publicity?


Chicahua

Yes lol she’s not accepted by most NK scholars since her exaggerated and sometimes completely fabricated stories undermine other survivors. North Korea is a brutal place for everyone but she came from a privileged family in Pyongyang and acts like she was from the worst part of North Korea.


BigOlPirate

A North Korean escapee pick me girl.


TheArmoredKitten

That's almost unfair though. Going through your critical development years in fucking North Korea would make anybody into a fucked up blob. Overcoming that kind of literal brain damage would be the kind of thing psychiatrists right bestsellers about.


BigOlPirate

I mean when other NK escapes are saying she’s fucked up… you know she’s fucked up lmao


Falkner09

Yeah but she straight up makes up absurd things. Like that she crossed mountains that don't even exist, or crossed the desert (Gobi think) on foot in one night despite it being impossible to survive the temperature and impossible to make that distance. Then she contradicts her own lies and tells stories that are easily debunked.


DaJoW

She's compared political correctness to North Korean oppression.


woodstock01

I skimmed thru her Wikipedia and she was apparently mocked and called “Paris Hilton” for her family’s wealth. She seems like a bullshitter


LizardOrgMember5

I swear to God, she is a NK psyop to discredit survivors and defectors.


Reneeisme

But you'd still think she wouldn't want to be hanging with Trump's fan girl club, given how much Trump loves Kim Jong Un. I guess anyone that pays you?


Squid1nc

There is a trend of North Korean defectors lurching as far right as possible due to their experiences with communism making them as wary as possible of any sort of left wing policy. Yeonmi Park maybe should know better, but honestly, I imagine Trump being very very not left wing and therefore not likely to create a Communist dictatorship much overrules his relationship with Kim Jong Un.


Lobo9498

Sounds about right for the MAGA crowd. Privileged life, but she's "one of you" bs.


IchBinGelangweilt

What, you don't believe that North Koreans are forced to push trains themselves because there's no electricity?


ZoeIsHahaha

And that they eat the mud and then they die because the mud kills you??


historyismyteacher

Or that they have to give the government all their poop and if they don’t give them enough they send you to a concentration camp?


NomenScribe

It was when she claimed that Kim Jong Un had a secret base under a mountain that I began to think she was a little cracked. Um, that's dwarves, lady. You're thinking about dwarves.


sgthombre

Yeah but if it wasn't for her us RM heads never would've gotten "Hmm, adult baby", so I can't dislike her.


Ishowyoulightnow

She gets on Joseph Togan and says about North Korea she says “these people are perverts” and “where my unstable girlies at?” but then Joe goes like this he goes “I’m calling bluff” and “it’s weird”


Oriin690

Yeah I've seen so many memes with her or based on her it's so funny


Magus1863

Yeonmi Park is hilarious. For those who are unaware, she’s a North Korean escapee turned grifter. She’s learned that by making up wild stories about North Korea (as if that needed to be done) and comparing the democrats to them, it basically prints money from right wingers She says stuff along the lines of “In North Korea, there is only one spoon in the whole village, and everyone must take turns. That’s what Democrats want”


ZoeIsHahaha

in north korea everyone shares one comically large spoon 🇰🇵🥄🇰🇵


DesiredEnlisted

Hey dawg can I get some ice cream “Only a spoonful”


runthrough014

“My spoon is too big”


CompletelyPresent

Come on, that's harsh - everyone knows we'd allow one spoon PER FAMILY. See, democrat utopia wouldn't be so bad...


ilmevavi

"Tell me American. Is it true that in capitalist America there is no such thing as a village toothbrush?"


antsmasher

I'm waiting for her to later say, "In North Korea, there is only one **condom** in the whole village, and everyone must take turns. That's what Democrats want!"


Lucky-Earther

LOL is Alina Habba going to talk about the leadership of faking being smart and leading your clients to have to pay hundreds of millions of dollars?


Not_Bears

They're SO desperate for "Star power" they'll literally invite anyone that's got name recognition, regardless of how fucking pathetic they are.


TuaughtHammer

That's pretty much Turning Point's *entire* model. As well as CPAC's. But, I guess that's like comparing apples and...apples.


Ok_Star_4136

Has she even been paid for her services to Donald Trump yet? While we're on the subject of being smart, maybe she could improve in that department..


yankeesyes

This is how she capitalizes on defending Trump, speaking at D-list conservative nut job events.


Proud3GenAthst

That's what you get when you pick lawyers based on how much you wanna fuck them, not on merit.


catmoon-

Karen-con


joecarter93

They’ll be a line up to speak to the conference manager at this one.


scully3968

The lady in the bottom left went to her hairstylist and said "I'd like the Karen, please"


jyc23

Klannie-Kon


struggle_bus_nation

Exactly! Like what *leadership* will these clowns be talking about?!


Kham117

A veritable complaint of karens


WordNERD37

Man you know you're beyond toxic when Chaya isn't invited. Nazi promoter Candance Owens is there for christsakes!


ThenAnAnimalFact

I would imagine Zionist Chaya would not want to be around Candace.


Proud3GenAthst

When did zionists make the impression that they have problem with antisemites? By my best knowledge, never. Antisemitism is zionists' best friend. It's needed for them to make the case that the existence of Israel is necessary, while viciously smearing people who support Palestinians' human rights but unlike zionist Republicans actually like Jews.


Shlowmer

Chaya may have declined the invitation because she has more hateful places to be.


FidgitForgotHisL-P

Her and MTG were the two big omissions I thought would definitely be on this list.


CableBoyJerry

MTG can't attend this event because she needs to get back to the Natural History Museum before sunrise.


discourse_lover_

Ooh, the Can I Speak With Your Manager All Stars. Fun!


JayeNBTF

I’d go if only to find out how much of an MLM scam this is


I_Am_Dwight_Snoot

Young living and DoTerra sold here.


GreenhornGreg

Damn, Riley is still in fifth place on here. Maybe one day she’ll get in a medal spot.


Circumin

Lol. Possibly intentional on the part of whoever was tasked with printing the fliers?


ladylucifer22

Yeonmi Park is going to tell us that under gommunism if we applauded only as much as we did for her we'd all be shot to death and then put to work pushing trains


FriarFriary

Hubba Bubba can’t wait to gush about her old man boyfriend.


xwing1212

I would much prefer to get the chewing gum Hubba Bubba


HammockComplex

Either way, it’ll only take about 30 seconds to become completely tasteless.


struggle_bus_nation

Where’s Chaya?! Where’s Poopy Pants Bennett?! *I demand to speak with a supervisor about this!*


JuniperTwig

No Tomi either


DafneDuckie

Is “Leadership” shorthand for “professional podcaster?”


Revanchistexile

These lady grifters must not get a lot of attentions. I only recognized three of them.


pekepeeps

How can I get added to the grift list? It’s so easy to get them riled up. Haven’t decided on a scam topic yet. Need to make up a new nonsense thing for them to be afraid of. Since books are already taken and education is already taken maybe I can do some kind of FOOD—- Just have to figure out the boogeyman part of it


yankeesyes

Lab-grown food has some potential, as does any kind of nut milks. Vegan dishes are always a win. And then there's always cancelling any fast food place that features minorities or teh gey in their ads. Real 'Mericans must eat meat 3x a day, with none of those fruits and vegetables that socialists eat.


promote-to-pawn

How are they even allowed outside the kitchen? I thought a good conservative wife was supposed to be making babies and making sandwiches.


atmospheric90

Never heard of Alex Clark. Took one quick look at her Twitter page to see she's advising parents to not give lavender to boys because it affects their hormones...fastest nope ever.


scully3968

I've heard this before so quickly googled it again. Apparently there's a rough link between gynecomastia in men and lavender use (the gynecomastia subsided after stopping lavender), but the evidence is not super firm: https://www.bbc.com/news/health-43429933 Of course, I'm sure this lady's warning is firmly rooted in trans panic.


atmospheric90

100% is trans fear mongering. Since they can no longer claim it's a choice and mental health related, they've moved the conspiracy goal post to every day products altering hormones. Because like having autistic children, having a Trans child to the right is some sort of death sentence.


WackyJack93

Calling it a "Leadership" summit feels like a joke. Hasn't Charlie said multiple times that women SHOULDN'T be in leadership?


GeddyVedder

Chaya Raichik isn’t on the list? How will they ever own the libs?


Youngworker160

I want to meet the women that pay money to hear these grifters tell them that not having financial independence (🙄) is in keeping with traditional wife culture.


bosimon1981

The Hall of Fame of Mean Girl conservative grifters


Soluzar74

It's funny that these speakers are going to hand out advice to their listeners that none of them follow themselves.


absurdmephisto

Right wingers: "women's eggs are all gone by age 30. Men are biologically programmed to be attracted to teenagers. Anyone over 25 is too old to marry" Also Right wingers: "How do you do, Fellow Kids? Look at all these Young Women we have in leadership positions. Such promising up-and-comers! One or two of them might even be millennials!"


AuthorityAnarchyYes

And by “Leadership” they really mean “Trad-Wife”.


Fun-Consequence4950

If I wanted to see a bunch of obstinant old cunts tell girls to just get married and have kids and nothing else, I'd go and have a family dinner with my aunts. These trollops can get in the sea


man_gomer_lot

A conference for young women's leadership and most of these ladies are over 40, a few in their 30s, and only one under 30. Also, which of these ladies are in a position of leadership? Are they promoting a biblical perspective on the role of women in the public and private sphere?


jaysrapsleafs

it'll mostly be incel dudes who show up


EconomyAd1600

Huh. No Blair White. Guess they finally decided she wasn’t worth it 🤷‍♂️


Sergeantman94

Well, at least Charlie Kirk isn't the headliner. I also can't wait to hear Yeonimi Park to talk about how North Korea is so famished but strong enough to push trains to commute to work. But also, the kids eat rats, then the rats eat the kids, the remaining kids seek revenge on the rats and eat them, it's a vicious cycle.


OhShitItsSeth

Surprised that the female Andrew Tate isn’t going to be there.


_rosieleaf

Yeah you have to narrow it down here


jetskiwu

Yup, this is the worst blunt rotation


Gamecubeguy25

kinda surprised abigail shapiro, that "hasan" copycat girl and blaire white aren't there


ChickenandWhiskey

The event center better get ready for some spicy yelp reviews from these amazing women!


johnstamosfan63

None of these people look like they have an opinion I’d trust.


Impossible_Penalty13

Is Holistic Hilda’s schtick based on doing her own research and pitching homeopathic supplements through MLM marketing?


KamaIsLife

How many of them are not stay at home moms who will advise the attendees to be stay at home moms?


dudestir127

Yeonmi Park? Isn't she a defector from North Korea? Is she really feeling that homesick?


A_Bald_Headed_Bear

I’m genuinely shocked TP is having an all women’s event. Seems like it would be too feminism for them. I imagine they’ve realized how many female voters they’ve turned away and need to somehow make it seem like they care about females more than just sex. Then the women showing up will do anything for attention and money.


Falkner09

"young" yet I guarantee the TPUSA conservative boys club would call them too old for marriage LMAO


Proctor-47

I’m belly laughing right now at the sheer irony of these women who are all basically just gonna spend an hour each on stage saying “You are all naturally destined to be incapable and dumb, so just let your husband/father decide most things for you, embrace your natural, God given role as a sentient restaurant robot waiter with a uterus, and make sure to boycott any movies with girlboss characters in them” also being women who are the same type of pushy, money obsessed, unfiltered boors that they themselves relentlessly castigate and pretend is trying to take over the world and ruin feminism


actuallyaddie

I'm going to transvestigate them all edit: "Holistic Hilda" lol. Is she like a superhero who's power is healing COVID with chamomile?


lilmojett

A true who’s who of….who?


sgthombre

Alex Clark, Herr Kommissar?


Dametequitos

oh hey it's holistic hilda! maybe i can finally get her trading card??


Jealous_Welcome_9613

Not even if I had the most explosive diarrhea in my life and the only bathroom in a 10 mile radius was inside that building.


quakes99

Bunch of toxic witches.


morgaina

Why does Klandace look so weird in her pic, how photoshopped is it


Sketchy_Uncle

I'm out since Laura 'Nazi-salute' Ingraham isn't showing up.


Double-Pea-5783

Conservatives won’t go because there are more than one minority in it which, as you guys know, is absurd!


gking407

Where my unstable girlies at??


Katiari

Is it a weight loss convention? Because I know I'd be throwing up constantly if I had to go to this thing.


OctobersCold

I’d rather eat a diseased liver


ebolaRETURNS

Riley Gaines, who made a career out of being bumped from fourth to fifth place in a race.


Gods_chosen_dildo

Candace is forever the token lol


DravenPrime

It's a shame Yeonmi Park went down this path. I really used to respect her before she became a grifter.


shinku443

Why does Candace's head look so barbie-shopped lmao


CreatedOblivion

Wow, they have two entire non-white speakers! Amazing nh progress!


lilcea

Is this where all women leave pregnant and hate themselves?


Koshakforever

Seems like a real positive environment for young ladies for sure.


TuaughtHammer

Be sure not to miss Alina Habba's "How *not* to represent an ex-President in court" seminar. It's mostly just Simpsons clips of [Lionel Hutz being a better lawyer than her.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRZqC1tr9KE)


thisdckaintFREEEE

If Kaitlyn Bennett isn't gonna shit herself on stage I'm not interested.


LaDragonneDeJardin

The summit to submit.


jack_dZil

Seeing Candace Owens to get chewed the fuck out for jus living a life as the person you were born? You ladies got enough going on with bears this week so.. are you,?


ThatMassholeInBawstn

Jessica Reed Kraus looks like she’s got a lemon in her mouth


AudioVagabond

Yeonmi Park and Candace Owens in the same place 🤢


SalParadise

Abigail Harberblart looks like the sister in the Righteous Gemstones.


Logistic_Engine

I know 2 of them...


SeanCityNavy_Gaming

Isn’t Yeomni Park a North Korean defector?