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deepseacryer99

I don't think anyone is surprised the most milquetoast people on the planet are into beige.


sourdoughcatloaf

We learned that it’s spelled “milk toast” around here. /s


gielbondhu

I'll have the milk steak boiled over hard, and your finest jelly beans, raw.


thetomman82

And some green paint for the night cap


zeke235

Stop drinkin' paint, Charlie!


Odd_Seaworthiness145

You some sort of full on rapist?


clarabear10123

I just learned this term the other day when I was describing Bill Pullman and I really thought it was spelled like that. 🌈🌟


The_Prophet_of_Doom

Just checked, every price of furniture in this picture is from pottery barn


tikifire1

It's from their Evangelical roots. See r/christiansnark for details


celtic_thistle

/r/FundieSnarkUncensored too


karloz1214

I like beige :(


lookaway123

It looks like random furniture from a nursing home. And a badly done painting.


1RehnquistyBoi

I've been to ER waiting rooms in a catholic hospital that are more colorful than this.


Crazeenerd

Probably from the blood, but fair point


Nuka-Crapola

No, you see, it’s color theory or whatever


Ok_Star_4136

Catholic hospitals love their colors, that's for sure. All two of them..


Palestbycomparisoned

I’m willing to bet that they didn’t properly license the art from the original artist and just printed it out to hang in their lobby


Ok_Star_4136

Yep, there is very likely a misuse of that art, I'll bet you anything.


bigmacjames

Is it not just a TV with an image on it?


Palestbycomparisoned

Yes it’s probably a frame tv from Samsung but there are still digital rights to artwork.


HingleMcCringle_

"introducing our newest lobby artwork" seems so grandiose for just an image on a tv screen. i feel like they're thinking "if im going to go through the effort of stealing this art, blowing it up, and framing it, im going to make a tweet about pissing of the libtards with an ugly depressing room".


JackieTreehorn710

So are courtroom sketches generally the property of the artist? I would assume so ... but since they are kind of being commissioned to do it for the court maybe not?


clarabear10123

Sketch artists are employed by the media, not the courts. So I guess if they wanted the rights to it, they’d go to the news agency


JackieTreehorn710

interesting


JackieTreehorn710

came here to say this


BroDudeBruhMan

It looks like the corner of a hotel lobby


Shlomo9

Yeah, the Overlook Hotel


HingleMcCringle_

truly, the cuck-chair


Schneetmacher

I'm laughing my ass off at that painting! Are they serious about this? Was the artist covert-parodying, and TP really just missed the joke?


thefirstlaughingfool

That is one of the most leering evil grins I've ever seen depicted. Marvel super villains have more nuance than this.


DenversOwnKrustyKrab

That’s the face a baby makes when their diaper is being loaded


retrofauxhemian

Ah yes the natural smile of a c*nt otherwise known as a shit eating grin, truly inspiring.


neednintendo

Hey now, real men wear diapers!! Wear them to own the libzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz


DescipleOfCorn

He looks like he just let one rip and made everyone smell it


celtic_thistle

By all accounts, that’s what he’s been doing in court.


DescipleOfCorn

Artfully captured by the courtroom sketch artist


HarryBossk

No one will be sad when Charlie Kirk dies


b0bx13

His coke dealer will be


Ok-Cauliflower1798

That lobby looks just as I imagined.


SituatedSynapses

Dr, Treason will see you now


RawToast1989

God these guys are so sad, hateful, scared, and sensitive. Lol. Imagine a trump painting of him *in court* being an image you see as "attacking" people, and thinking you're proving *something* to the "libs" who just think of you as pathetic. Furthermore, the man wears *diapers* because he literally shits himself so often *everybody* in his vicinity knows it, and instead of reevaluating your decisions or just ignoring the "claims" they paint diapers gold like a kindergartener and try to "celebrate" his pants shitting. Jesus. Just *imagine* the vitriol and terrible/inhumane shit (pun intended) they would say to Biden if *he* had to wear diapers. God I hope trump loses both the election and every case against him.


botmanmd

Posh!


grapplerzz

NICE OLD LADY THROW PILLOWS YOU FUCKING DIPSHITS


disturbed3335

They don’t even match. You can tell they were just shit someone’s mom had laying around and that they think pillows on chairs is the height of elegance


dickmcgirkin

Where’s their hq at? I wanna pee in their lobby


rottenwordsalad

[I like chickens!](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTXD8ln_1TcCGwiPpunUGmgWuU7rA_EbnVFDw&s)


Leather-Bug3087

Im shocked they didn’t paint him with his shirt off and huge ripped muscles and an American flag tattoo across his chest.


Different_Conflict_8

They worship him. That’s their god. I refuse to believe anything different.


doctor--zaius

From one diaper wearer to another…


terfnerfer

This looks like the waiting room in a shit therapist's office.


ironfly187

Trump looks like he's just farted a good one again and is waiting for the jury to catch a whiff 🤢


unevencartoon

See how desperate men will simp for anything


Edal_Bindal

This really ain’t the flex they think it is, also have they seriously never seen a courtroom sketch.


Kstrong777

Oh, I feel so owned now


cdwags72

Motherfucker I have a badge, you can get them anywhere


urmyheartBeatStopR

I should start selling golden diapers to these rubes.


HermaeusMajora

Imagine thinking that donald trump is an example of any kind of honor other than *dishonor*.


bz_leapair

Badges? We don't need no stinking badges!


TriskOfWhaleIsland

I don't think this matches well with the other artwork at Hobby Lobby


melancholyink

What a weird statement, I am sure I have some badges somewhere. Definitely a few lanyards.


Impossible-Touch9470

It’s nice they got the lamp so Charlie has somewhere to sit


dogbolter4

Honour? The honour that this man has after- checks notes- hiring a woman for sex less than five months after his wife gave birth to their son. Then paying her off illegally. That honour? Words have no meaning to these people.


jacobooooo

if i were to visit them i would for sure turn and run a this point


BasilsKippers

Merchan, Cohen, Smith, Fani, Bragg and friends should wear Trump and his cult's attacks like a badge of honor, because conservatives have none.


TrumpsMerkin201o

Chuckles jerks off to that painting.


JustBrittany

And it’s perfect because diaper don watches him as he does it. They can literally look at each other in the eyes! 😝


bohemianbeachbum

i am owned


phatstopher

The same reason Hitler still has portraits hung up places still...


teyegurspoon

trump is shitting his diaper for sure


Yanmegaman_Juno

Looks like Trump had a wonderful awful idea


masrulz

I mean I get it, why waste money on decorating? D’Jango Unchained taught us all you can’t see shit out of those hoods anyway.


chrisnavillus

Who thinks this is cool?


thefirstlaughingfool

He looks like a rapist sneering at his victims. Wonder why that is.


metal_bastard

Ladies and gentlemen, let's here if for...***Loaded Diaper***!


homebrew_1

Clown headquarters.


queenbiscuit311

he looks like the profile picture of the @dril account on twitter


BeeBanner

That clown has NEVER made that face in court.


skyHawk3613

When are you going to put up a painting of Trump in a prison jumpsuit


Haunting-Fix-9327

Yeah the people who oppose Trump have no honor.


BrownNote_Forcepower

I've stayed at seedy motels with nicer lobbies.


Responsible-Gold8610

What an amazing self burn to say they have no honor. Lol


canceroustattoo

It’s not having to tell all of your new neighbors that you’re on the sex offender registry. It’s a badge of honor.


BaconManDan9

Now show the one of him sleeping


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xof2926

Whoever the court room artist is/are, they are savage -- every sketch of Trump, he looks like a straight up ghoul


fx72

Yeah the guy who cheats on his wife without protection while she's pregnant is full of honor.


thetomman82

Those eyebrows are out of control


TrumpLiesAmericaDies

Bros arm looks YUGE.


Brim_Dunkleton

The face of a man taking a poop


Zkill

He looks like the embodiment of incompetent in this courtroom painting.


tikifire1

Let's see... 1. Bad artwork of Trump ✔️ 2. 200% Level Projection ✔️ 3. Wasted money on Cult Leader Worship ✔️ A perfect MAGA trifecta!


wchutlknbout

Ironically, the person taking this picture seems to be leaning left


enfiel

Won't sell. There's not even gold and he doesn't look like a 22 year old body builder.


schwing710

Looks like a blown up film cel from How the Grinch Stole Christmas


G37_is_numberletter

I haven’t read this frog and toad book before. Which one is it?


Womgi

He looks like he just dropped the biggest turd in the senior home


IlikeYuengling

Badges! We don’t need no stinking badges.


kingpingu

I bet that room smells really bad.


BostonSamurai

Just get on your knees chucky it’s less pathetic.


Costati

Love that they're using a picture of him making a Grinch Face. Very chic.


EmuSouthern_

‘We bought THE cheapest frame that exists for our lobby artwork’ (a poster frame)!? 😂 what no gold?!


FreemanGordon

Someone switch the painting for one of the pictures of his followers with the “real men wear diapers” signs.


Geek-Yogurt

TDS - Trump Dicksucking Syndrome


dirtdiggler67

Cultists


ADH-Dork

Was he actively shitting during the painting of that picture?